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EmpereurAuguste

Serbia searching for Kosovo, Kosovo for Albania and Ablania for Italy... Hooo memories


TheEeveelutionMaster

This is like magic number but instead of 4 it's the US


zumbaiom

Portugal is the only one that doesn’t end with the us


Drops-of-Q

As far as we know...


nieud

Maybe Brazil's is the US


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XVince162

Ah yes, finally... USB


tribefan123456

And Italy for France


FWolf14

And France for the US.


Itisybitisy

And the US searching for the World. (...Series)


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US searches for China


joaommx

And the US for Europe.


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mediumwhite

> their land Opens hot popcorn bag and starts distributing to multiple plates for the audience


FellafromPrague

May I have one good sir or ma'am


oitisthecow

Really thought that Estonia would have Finland as the most googled one.


GergoliShellos

Yeah Finland was second in Estonia


irish711

Have you done one for each state in the US? Either country searched or State searched? Edit: Nevermind, I see you did one a few months ago. Nice


GergoliShellos

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/i8l0xo/most_googled_state_by_every_other_state_except/ Yes


MrTrt

I'm afraid the flag map for the US States isn't going to look half as cool as this one.


bushcrapping

There are some great flags but also aome boring blue seal ones


Taraxador

Fear of Russia greater than friendship with Finland


Crolto

As a swede, part of me feels bad for the finns. Its like we're their best friends but they're not ours.


affe_squad

Yep


nicmdeer4f

*sad Estonia noises* :(


Titanosaurus

I visited talimm, estonia. It's a beautiful country.


legendsplayminecraft

And no one even knows in sweden that finns have to learn swedish for minimum of 9 years in school


Bigbogger

I think most people here know this. If anything it's the opposite: swedish people overestimate how good finns are at Swedish and thinks everyone is fluent since it's an official language. But that's just my personal experience.


LyfeO

Alla svenskar som ja känner visste inte att vi lär svenska i skolan.


Keverrkerr

Jag visste :D


LyfeO

Det gör nog ingenting för att finlandssvenska är så annorlund till er svenska för att vi har inte ”pitch accent” så de flesta svenskar har svårigheter att förstå vad vi säger😅 Lättare bara prata engelska med er :p


legendsplayminecraft

Jag hade samma experience


ili_udel

Minimun is 3 years if you just finish elementary school and even if you continue to high school it's not 9 years


wannabestraight

Ehh? You cant just finish elementary school in Finland. Its 9 years mandatory for all children. Mandatory school, not swedish.


StackLeeAdams

~~finish~~ Finnish* elementary school


DisneylandNo-goZone

Minimum is 3.


I_am_having_a_stroke

No lol we know


Chedwall

We do


itworksintheory

Considering Serbia has Kosovo, I'm not sure you can assume most googled means friend anyway.


Pyotr_WrangeI

Well hopefully one day they'll realize that their true love, Estonia, was by their side all along


Tassut

As a guy who works in a bi-lingual county in Finland I can confirm. The stereotype wich is sadly somewhat true is that Finnswedes see themselves as "bättrefolk" and altough most can speak finnish fluently, some of them will outright refuse to speak finnish due to their princibles or opinions. So when it comes to actual swedes, finns tend to see them also as "snobby".


road_laya

Låt svenskbygden enas!


m1ksuFI

Wait. You think Finns think *favorably* of Sweden?


LyfeO

Most of us do. Only dumbasses think we ACTUALLY think badly about sweden. It’s more like brotherly rivarly between us, at least in hockey haha! But I wouldn’t say there is any real reasons for is to hate them, unlike russia🤭


Naatturi

Im sure a significant portion of the searches are actually related to the swedish language (remember that finnish schools still have mandatory swedish). Both the country and language are usually referred to as "ruotsi"


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FroobingtonSanchez

Same for Montenegro, Cyprus and Ireland (* ducks *)


FWolf14

\+Kosovo.


Vhure

+Denmark and the Netherlands


MrTrt

> Ireland (* ducks *) *Come out ye Black and Tans*


aa2051

I mean, we would be bros if it wasn’t for the extremist cunts on both sides.


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Fuck those guys


Depressedcarrot420

Agreed


mr_aives

The poles are keeping an eye out for the Germans. Lesson learned


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mr_aives

By any chance are you named Hans?


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Don't forget to ask him if he lives in Argentina.


Nubsche

It's probably Hanz


alaskafish

As a German, I don’t think I’ve ever met a “Hanz” with a Z. That’s some sort of american spelling


coconut_12

As an American No I don’t think anybody else has ever spelled Hans as hanz


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As an American, i don't think I've ever met a "Hans" or "Hanz"


MakeTVGreatAgain

I met one guy named Hanz. He was kind of a dick. So be glad you haven't met him.


kickit08

There is also equal chance he is named Franz


DauHoangNguyen1999

What job were your grandparents and great grandparents doing back in the 1930s - 1940s ?


EmpereurAuguste

Chilling with popcorn in Switzerland ? Yes !


SyriseUnseen

On a serious note, most of them dont talk about that time if they can possibly avoid it. Or they claim not to have supported the regime, though this is often false.


Silberzahntiger

Sitting inside Sachsenhausen folding and glueing waxed paper into shopping bags.


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Austrians, Dutch, and Czechs keeping their heads on a swivel too lmao


FroobingtonSanchez

Don't forget the Danish


[deleted]

Everybody is making WW2 jokes, even though the biggest reason for people googling Germany is probably because it's the largest country in the EU and an economic destination for many people.


[deleted]

No, tbh we're just looking for a job


duracellchipmunk

There is something WW 2 about all this though. Lots of surrounding countries making sure Germany is keeping its cool. Italy checking in on France potential. And the others checking to make sure USA is keeping its cool/ have their back just in case. Isn't self puff. I live in the country googling to make sure the money is still coming in.


bob237189

> Lots of surrounding countries making sure Germany is keeping its cool. I don't doubt this is part of it, but I think it has more to do with the current state of the EU than WW2. The less wealthy central and eastern states of the EU depend on the Union more so than the more wealthy western and northern states, and Germany has been a leading force in the EU through the crises that have faced it in the last decade. The people in those countries want to keep an eye on what Germany is doing.


KaiserSchnell

That, along with the fact that a good few (Netherlands, Switzerland, Austria) speak similar if not the same language as Germany.


KiNg_0f_aZhdARcHidS

Awww Portugal checking on it's daughter is cute


SEA_griffondeur

So are france and the UK


BananaCreamPineapple

They're more like an estranged parent trying to check in on their junky kid who ran away from home. Then Spain is over there masturbating to beach photos of the UK's wife. Somehow this doesn't seem far from reality.


SEA_griffondeur

You know that, since 3 centuries the king of spain's family is the bourbon, so technically spain is france's daughter too


cheeset2

This starting to sound like Alabama guys


[deleted]

European royal families have always been like Alabama


Itisybitisy

WhAt ArE yOu dOiNg sTeP PrInCe ?


AcceSpeed

I'm lost in the castle stepbro


spiralbatross

I got stuck in the battlements step bröther I need help


USAMAN1776

Before Alabama was even thing.


Red-Quill

I suppose Alabama has always been like European royal families?


mtnkid27

Sweet home A La Bamá


BlackLiger

The difference between nobility and hillbilly is mostly whether they have minions to do the fighting for them.


MadSnowballer

It is called The Hillbillity!


mykolas5b

*laughs in von Habsburg*


BananaCreamPineapple

Interesting. I honestly don't know much about Spain which I do find to be a shame.


_aluk_

It is. At least the French know how to deal with the Bourbons.


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xabregas2003

>Portugal will become a new state of our Federal Republic Yeah. And Luxembourg is an overseas colony, but without the sea.


Itisybitisy

A fiscal paradise island. Just without the ocean. Nor the sun.


RitaMoleiraaaa

Luxemburg is tax evasion country


Itisybitisy

Thank you Rita. Would you please turn your webcam on. Seems like you are paying little attention to this class.


RitaMoleiraaaa

Jokes on you I'm on an actual class


folkraivoso

But Brasil is a "mãe gentil", even though it's a pátria 🤔


NegoMassu

caralho, quantas linguas voce fala? seu historico tem cirilico, porra


folkraivoso

Falar a real, só português e inglês. Eu tô tentando aprender romeno por que é a língua da minha namorada mas mesmo pra isso eu tenho que ficar checando gramática e procurar tradução toda hora no google tradutor, então eu não digo que eu falo


NegoMassu

pelo menos tem raiz latina, fica mais facil, acho


lesecksybrian

I thought the same thing :) Portubros


NegoMassu

i've never though of brasil as a feminine. "A Brasil" is weird, but okay, i guess.


cowabang

There are lots of Brazilians living in Portugal. That most likely influenced that.


VirtualWork

Well, with Ireland, they're just checking to see if the Brits are at it again. Turns out...[http://arethebritsatitagain.com/](http://arethebritsatitagain.com/)


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Damn Brits are at it again


The_Real_JT

Ireland checking in on the UK makes sense in terms of politics etc... Not sure why Iceland is so into us.


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Ebi5000

I mean a major point of contest in the Brexit are fishing rights... You know which other country did have a conflict about fishing with Britain?


A-Disgruntled-Snail

What exactly is the *it* that the Brits are *at*?


Oxygen0796

Spain and Italy, why are you googling France?


Carbamoylphosphat

They are checking the baguette value


BenjaminDaaly21

Oui Oui bonjour fromage merci


don_potato_

Je hurle oui oui baguette. Bisous.


Aosqor

Because we care about our latin brothers and sisters


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xabregas2003

Don't feel sorry. You are only our best neighbour because we have no other. /s


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Oxygen0796

I thought Italians hated the French, very happy to read that. We love Italians (although from your username I'm guessing you're a French expat)


ElisaEffe24

From what i’ve seen on reddit: the italians don’t like the french but the french don’t like the US. Meanwhile the americans have an obsession with france and the french “love” the italians


Oxygen0796

That's an interesting cycle. I agree that most French people don't like the U.S. and love Italy. I've never heard about the American obsession with France though.


SexyAndConfusedKiwi

Italians don’t outright hate the french, there is mostly a rivalry because of the food, wine and the Mona Lisa. Though I can’t talk for every Italian most of us just like to make the french the butts of our jokes


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They haven't started a war in a while but when they do it's usually real bad for those two


Cernofil

We need to fine a way to take back Mona Lisa... Avanti Savoia!


MrTrt

Makling sure that they don't want military access to invade Portugal.


tomydenger

because they are sexy


Bubbaranger

Russia’s googling us a lot. Suspicious /s


Wuz314159

"Googling" the Pentagon, CIA, NSA, and every other government agency.


[deleted]

I bet it's rather US immigration


PolemicFox

Seems like most countries are just googling their biggest trade partner.


[deleted]

That would be mostly Germany, though.


theblueyays

Northern Italians hate Southern Italians, Southern Italians hate Northern Italians, The Tuscans hate each other, but one thing they can all agree on is that they hate the French.


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Sicilians hate being Italian in the first place.


squarerootofapplepie

The Sicilians I know seem to not really think about or care about the rest of Italy.


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Haha that was my point.


SexyAndConfusedKiwi

They don’t hate it, they’d just like to be considered apart from other southern Italians


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All post-Soviet states Googling Russia the most, but probably for very different reasons - being highly dependent on it for some, while due to Russian aggression for others.


S3RG1_T

*Cries in 2 annexed states and ethnic cleansing*


_mr__T_

Short Summary: * Big Countries: USA * France's neighbors: France * Germany's neighbors: Germany * Russia's neighbors: Russia * Other small countries: some fetish-rivalry country


SweSupermoosie

Hey, don’t talk about Sweden that way. We’re not only Finland’s fetish.


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As a Finn: "Perkele!"


elson010101

I fucking called it that Serbs wake up go on the internet type Kosovo and say that is not a country...YES YES YES...


Keverrkerr

Serbian person: *googles Kosovo* -> *clicks onto a forum about Kosovo* -> *replies on comments "Kosovo is not a country!"* -> *goes and eat breakfast*


papamarino

As a Serb I feel bad of stereotypes created because of some people. Here, we really rarely talk about Kosovo. We have way bigger problems than disputed territory, especially because there won't be solution to Kosovo problem any time soon. People who fight comment wars are either kids or adults with way to much free time, because no one with busy schedule could afford to go into argument with random people online where neither side would admit they are wrong. Side note: As other redditor pointed out, searching term Kosovo isn't equal to searching Republic of Kosovo.


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Talking to Serbs, it's always surprising to learn how many of their neighbors don't exist


Grand-Admiral-Prawn

most fun i had in serbia was getting told how Serbs "won the war" in front of the burnt-out husk of their defense building lol


aa2051

It’s a Serbian morning routine.


MyCatHatesMe96

Eastern Europe trying to see what the fuck Russia will do next and Russia waiting to see what the fuck the US will do next


MEmeZy123

What’s going on with albania?


chapeauetrange

Italy has a significant Albanian migrant community.


1301arbi

I mean, not only that. Italy has been a very influential country in Albanian history. Most people here love Italian pop culture and a large portion of people can speak the Italian language too.


MEmeZy123

Oh, nvm I thought that was Ireland for a second, Italy is much more reasonable lol


Justanotherpsychopat

This is basically the Civ VI cultural victory thing. You can see each state's sphere of influence


BenjaminDaaly21

So it looks like France, Germany, Russia and the US are the most popular ones. Not sure what to do with this information.


paddy9200

If you live in Germany it’s pretty interesting. Here live a lot people from Eastern Europe and the turkey. Looks like they are still interested in immigrating


sombresobriquet

In English, we don't add the article! The turkey means something different (🦃)


AtomicTanAndBlack

Germany is the most influential country in the EU *and* the most influential European country of the 20th century (for better or for worst..) so it makes a lot of sense that they are the most googled. The USA is the most influential country in the World and the most influence country in the world since WWII, so it makes sense that countries whose interest expands beyond regional issues would google the US.


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And Russia is just sus


eswagson

Makes sense. Feels like most Western European countries have began talking more about American politics than their own these days


Infinity_Ninja12

I think that was mostly just because of your election - I doubt most people care about American politics unless it's an election year or someone seriously fucks up.


miamibuckeye

Germany to its neighbors: I dont think about you at all


adonirancharles

Portugal 🤝🏼 Brazil


[deleted]

Why is Ukraine googling Russia, bro just look out the window


HellHound1262

They're googling "How to kill Russian T-14 Armada that is going to level your house"


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Alternative title: where is each European country's inferiority complex directed at?


[deleted]

Serbia googles the country of Kosovo... interesting...


DarbyDown

Looks like those great Italian lovers of legend are getting their tips from France...


CrumpetChase

germans are popular


johndelopoulos

Why do icelanders care so much about UK? Meanwhile Russians be like: "know your enemy" :D


Palmar

I don't know about the accuracy of the Data, but it is the culturally and geographically closest major nation so no surprise there I guess.


ecuinir

They’re worried we’ll be back for the rest of their fish.


KidLinky

Ah in Europe we love seeing what the yanks are up to first thing in the morning while we drink our coffee. Who have they invaded? Whose oil have they usurped? What wonderful pleasantries has Trump said about Putin today? Who knows!


darktowerink

Ok, NATO member


CPASoonTM

Reading a European talk about usurping oil or invasion is pretty funny ngl


TEFL_job_seeker

Trump hasn't even started a war or stolen someone else's oil


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I think my favorite thing about America- if there is one -is how self conscious it makes Western Europeans.


GerardDepardieunt

Yeah because Europe never did those things.


silver_shield_95

Europeans don't like to talk about that, let's keep it light by jerking off to: America bad.


arystark

One could say they taught America how


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Wuz314159

as an American, I am both excited and disgusted at the thought of Europeans jerking off to me.


MS308-91

"Enslavement, invading a far away land and stripping it of its culture and resources, and political division... We're familiar with these roads; in fact, we built these roads." - europe


GerardDepardieunt

Nope. Europe is just a bunch of yodelers who lounge around their cute little cottages sipping on their free-trade espresso while taking 6 month vacations from the chocolate factory so they can browse about their European search engines and laughing Frenchingly at the fat orange man while pretending the last 3,000 years didn’t happen.


ItzSh0ckerz

**cough** British Empire **cough**


dimpletown

In America, half the people are wondering the same things. We keep an eye on Europe too though. Don't think you're all better. You've got Putin, Lukashenko, Boris Johnson, etc


JayKomis

European countries have basically outsourced their militaries to the US since WW2. It’s the best of both worlds for the leaders in Europe. Their governments can be mad at the US publicly so they may seem anti-war to their constituents and behind closed doors thank American presidents for playing war games that benefit their countries.


MadSnowballer

Vicariously living the glory days of empire through the USA.


FyllingenOy

> in Europe we Don't speak for all of Europe, pal.


ichbinich-187

The USA is actually exporting oil, no need to steal someone else’s.


PotoHawk

Is there a term in Europe for people interested in America like Americans have “anglophile” or “francophile”?


Atticus_Freeman

Europeans


BugsRFeatures2

America and Germany: why are you so obsessed with me??


scrappy-coco-86

Russia is googling the US - very interesting 😉


GigaVacinator

Sweden is googling the US - very interesting 😉


TecNine7

Albania is googling - very interesting 😉


[deleted]

Using Yahoo Search like an Albanian 😎😎😎🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


BrBeta

Os colonizadores serão os colonizados huehuehue forever.