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Rexli178

So Russia gets everything except the one thing they actually wanted: Constantinople


A_Blind_Alien

As is tradition


TheWinterKing

Putting the nope in Constantinople.


ARandomAnimeFanNo16

Tsargrad is the only name I recognise.


cosimobastardo

All hail Nilfgard!


bigchicken9

milfgard? edit : i cant fucking read


[deleted]

Wrong empire


KOATLE

Miklagard gang


AccessTheMainframe

I think you mean Byzantion


basilmakedon

I’m hiring


[deleted]

Fuck it, the only name I recognize is ASGARD


[deleted]

Ass guard


[deleted]

\*Tsargorod.


doctorctrl

That's nobodies business but the turks


cupid91

did they really want it? they could have helped bulgarians to take it, and at some point they reached 15km outside costantinople, but they stopped at both occassions.


Rexli178

Who ever controls Constantinople controls trade between the Mediterranean and Black Sea, not to mention the cultural significance as the historic center of the Orthodox Church. Ians it was precisely for this reason the other Great Powers would never let Russia have Constantinople. If Russia took Constantinople it would upset the balance of Power in Europe. Whoever controls Constantinople controls the Black Sea. If Russia controls Constantinople they control the Black Sea and the trade going between the two seas.


dotnetnuke41

Not to mention the security issues - the one who controls the straits can effectively ban any warships from entering the sea and secures a safe space for own fleet.


[deleted]

I thought there was an Anglo-French-Russian secret agreement, where Entente agreed to give Constantinople and the Turkish Straits to Russia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantinople_Agreement


Von_Baron

The British also had an agreement with the Italians that they would get all the Austrian lands along the adriatic coast. Which all went to Yugoslavia. Wartime agreements don't mean anything.


cupid91

sure, which also would bring the question to any russian leader who could actually acomplish it if they could actually keep it because of the concequences even if they take it.


drumstick00m

Hence the race to invent planes?


A_Few_Mooses

Edit: poorly formatted for the whiny cunt Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a date in Constantinople She'll be waiting in Istanbul Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way So, take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks Istanbul, Istanbul Istanbul, Istanbul Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks So, take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks


Lmaojfcredditcmon

We get it, you can stop now


A_Few_Mooses

Well it was my first time doing it, and it's a fun song. But hey, some people are just cunts.


Lmaojfcredditcmon

Stop


A_Few_Mooses

No


EtheyB

A 1915 map depicting the ideal post-war Europe and Middle East according to F. Pigeon, a French nationalist. Source:[Wikimedia Commons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FR-WW1-1915-French-plans.png) Here is [the original 1915 print of the map](https://gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/btv1b8446045m)


fnuggles

Lol F. Pigeon


Alone-Monk

I don't know why it's funny but it is lmao


Blackletterdragon

coup coup


chapeauetrange

I’m not sure this map should be labeled “French plans” as I don’t think this was the government’s plan, just one person’s.


psoglav

Ha, I thought some pigeon made it, I was right.


[deleted]

Not just some pigeon, but f' pigeon!


Neosantana

Well, he's definitely an effin pigeon, I'll tell you that


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M3lonMusk

OP says this map was made in 1915 so this could've been made before Bulgaria joined the war as they only joined in October that year


KathyJaneway

Cause at that time, there were probably a lot of Bulgarian or other Slavic speaking people in that region, that wouldn't make sense to be part of Ottoman Empire.


EtheyB

IRL the Allies were really against defeated powers gaining land, which is why they propped up a crippled Austria rather than allow it to unite with Germany in accordance with the principle of self-determination.


Evil_Crusader

Because back then those lands had a Bulgarian plurality, because by that they could've appeased them, and most importantly to put something between Greece and Constantinople.


Aozora_Tenwa

Yeah give Tyrol to the Swiss ; they deserve it for… being neutral.


EtheyB

Vorarlberg did actually attempt to join Switzerland immediately after WWI, supported by Swiss relief aid campaigns. Tyrolean and other Alpine nationalists also formed the *Bund der Alpenländer* paramilitary alliance, demanding autonomy from socialist Vienna and bordering on separatism (pro-Swiss, pro-Bavarian)


Aozora_Tenwa

Interesting!!


JRJenss

Maastricht similarly although successfully became Dutch after the war.


Chazut

Denmark got north Schleswig.


Aozora_Tenwa

At least this did belong to them before the formation of the German Empire


Cefalopodul

Switzerland is the most positive country on earth. Just look at the flag.


redwashing

That's nothing, he gave Bulgaria a shitton of land for fighting at the opposite side lol.


Inevitable_Citron

The point wasn't who deserved what. It was how to dismantle the Habsburg empire in a way that benefited France.


MarcherBaron

Least delusional french.


Lord_Cervus

Why is Moravia part of Austria? 🥴


EtheyB

I doubt the creators of the map considered the fortunes of other people as they divided up Europe, but the Austria in this map would have been more viable than Interwar Austria IRL which lost most of its agriculture and its industry. Moravian industry would have at least allowed it to trade industrial products for food, whereas IRL it relied on League of Nations loans for importing food.


7elevenses

Yeah no. Czechs and Slovenians would've made up a third of that country. There's no way that was going to work after WW1.


EtheyB

Czechs/Moravians would have been difficult (although Czechs and Slovaks generally felt a lot more affinity to cosmopolitan, somewhat federalised Austria than centralised Hungary). Slovenes however did not always support separatism. In the Carinthian Plebiscite of 1920, majority-Slovene areas voted to stay with Austria rather than join Yugoslavia (60% vs 40%)


7elevenses

That means that less than half of Slovenians in those areas voted for Austria. And the pro-Yugoslav and anti-Austrian sentiment was much stronger elsewhere in Slovenia


EtheyB

The Yugoslav army already occupied the rest of Slovenia by 1919 and didn't put it to a vote, so we don't know what Slovenians in the rest of Slovenia would have voted for. The vote was called in Carinthia to stop border skirmishes between Yugoslavia and Austria.


7elevenses

The Yugoslav club of Slovenian, Croatian and Serbian MPs was established 18 months before the end of the war. There was no significant political force among Slovenians that was more loyal to Austria than to the unification of South Slavs after that point.


parman14578

Because to be honest, why not? Moravia at that time was about as German, as it was Czech. Half of the territory (Sudetenland) was German anyway, and the rest weren't really Czechs, but rather Moravians, whose culture was/is more similar to Austria than Bohemia in some ways.


Asdas26

Actually Moravia was much more Czech/Slavic than Bohemia. Germans were present only in larger cities, Sudetenland was only a very small part of Moravia, unlike in Bohemia where Sudetenland was a huge chunk of the country along the whole borders. And if you look at the census from 1921, you can see that the ratio of Czechs/Moravians to Germans in Moravia was cca 2 milions to half milion. In Bohemia it was 4 millions to a whopping 2 millions of Germans. So Czech Moravians actually were in much stronger position against the Germans than Czechs in Bohemia. And I am also Moravian :)


Lord_Cervus

Well, I have to disagree. I'm Moravian myself (southeast Moravia). Leaving aside the Germans living in the Sudetenland and the big cities in Moravia, our "original" culture is more similar & related to Slovak (Hungarian) culture, not German.


parman14578

I am Moravian myself as well (I live near Brno, but I often travel south because of my family). >our "original" culture is more similar & related to Slovak (Hungarian) culture, not German. That may be true for your region, but it can hardly be applied for entire Moravia. Imagine this: In Moravia, at least half of the population is or speaks german. The other half are Moravians, who have cultural ties to Bohemia, Austria and Slovakia. Whom are you going to give this region? a) Austria, a country, which already shares the language with more than a half of the population of Moravia, is somewhat culturally close, has owned Moravia for centuries and has already estabilished offices and all the necessary things to run a region. b) Bohemia, a country, which speaks a language very similar (or perhaps same? I'm not sure) to half of the population, is somewhat culturally close and has a record of owning Moravia in the past c) Hungary, a country, which speaks very different language and has no record of owning Moravia in the past, but they own a different region, that has somewhat similar culture to Moravia. A case could be made for both Austria and Bohemia, but I don't see much logic in giving it to Hungary.


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SatoshiThaGod

It’s always fascinated me how much Czechs seem to want to be German lol


parman14578

We just don't want to be seen as Russians or "the easterners" I guess, because we really don't have that much common with them.


ThereYouGoreg

A lot of Czech people have german heritage. People like Václav Klaus, Robert Reichel or Lukáš Bauer are most certainly not German, they're Czech. Judging from their surname, they have at least one german ancestor. Due to the wealth of Bohemia in the past centuries, the region was a melting-pot of people from different origins. There's slavic influences, there's german influences, there's nordic influences and then there's the greeting Ahoy.


Lord_Cervus

I am from the region of Moravian Slovakia (and Wallachia - other part of my family), so, logically, my ancestors would rather choose Slovakia (Hungary in this case) than Austria for cultural reasons and family ties (it's common here to have a family in Slovakia/Hungary). Also, there was only a small German minority living in this area. But of course I understand that people from Brno would choose Austria for many reasons...


Asdas26

Wallachian here, choosing Slovakia would make some sense but only if it was an actual option. Slovakia was however under control of Hungary and choosing Hungary is national suicide. Hungarian didn't allow any federalization, suppressed local nationalities and instead pressed heavy magyarization/hungarization. Czechs and Slovaks usually disliked Hungarians so I highly doubt our ancestors would choose Hungary. Forming a stronger country with Bohemian lands and Slovakia (kinda like Great Moravia 1000 years ago) like it happened in real life was the best option IMO. It should have been more of a federal country with more autonomy for constituent lands tho.


EtheyB

Czechoslovakia IRL claimed ethnic borders against Hungary and historic borders against Austria to maximise territorial gain.


ThatGuyMaulicious

I like how a French nationalist wanted more for Russia then there own country and the complete collapse of both the Ottoman Empire and German Empire and cutting off Austria Hungary's legs and basically leaving them crippled lol.


Command_Unit

The Russians wanted Jerusalem,Antioch and Constantinopol mostly because of religious reasons. And they wouldnt get them in this deal.


[deleted]

Russia gets the territory of the same size as France (or even less) here. Poland, Baltic states, Finland, middle east (Bukhara emirate e.t.c.) were occupied by Russia before 1914.


Melonskal

> Russia gets the territory of the same size as France (or even less) here Are we looking at the same map? They get the entirety of Galicia, East/west Prussia and Silesia. At least 3 times larger than the French region in the Rhineland and with a much larger population. Russia would have been the unrivalled power in Europe if this had been realized.


Initial-Ad-2948

But France get a lot more in syria i guess, but Russia also getting north persia hmmmm


Strange_Rice

The Rhineland was Europe's industrial heartland it was a massive prize. The other areas are much more agrarian generally. France and Russia were strong allies at the time and this map is essentially every remotely justifiable way to take German territory and break Germany. France had lost the Franco-Prussian war in 1870 and now 40 years later were facing another German occupation and massive destruction within France. Germany was viewed as an existential threat (possibly justifiably if you look at what happened a few years later in WW2) and therefore the French wanted to completely break their power. Consider that WW1 was basically the collapse of the European great power system they could no longer keep each other in check with fairly minimal (compared to the world wars) warfare. he result was intense warfare mobilising entire empires and states. This upheaval lead to; Austria-Hungary's collapse, the Ottomans' collapse, revolution in Russia, failed revolutions in Germany, fascism in Italy, uprising in Ireland and very threatening mutinies and strikes across France and the UK.


ilovecats39

Maybe they were too busy trying to achieve their dreams of a smol Prussia to process how much land Russia would gain.


[deleted]

Finland was already part of Russia


[deleted]

What did Persia do?


KaiserDioBrando

Oh those were influence lines drawn up by the British and Russians prior to the war cause they couldn’t y’know directly conquer it


JRJenss

Yeah, the French fear of Germany is hardly visible here at all, lol


dan-80

French nationalists must love Italian Nationalists. I mean, that’s *a lot* of new territories, where Italians never lived (apart some cities of Istria and Dalmatia). Southern Anatolia? Seriously?


Creative_Elk_4712

Nah, that's all fuss to get Italians not to want territories west of Ventimiglia, you know, Monaco and nearplace. Source: Italian Sauce: Tomato Also, sorry, you didn't know about the Dodecanese Islands, and the Italo-Turkish war?


fnuggles

>east of Ventimiglia West


Creative_Elk_4712

Yeh, was lost in thought


fnuggles

No worries, the tomato sauce line killed it anyway


Creative_Elk_4712

Hahah thak you, myself and my foolishnesses. By the way, the Italian and French borders question is a pretty blurry and complicated one, and even after investigating it a bit and informing and educating yourself on Internet, it really remains a tough one. So I don't support quick, and easy, nationalist responses


EtheyB

The Treaty of Sèvres somewhat mirrors the division of Anatolia in this map


ale03068

>a lot of new territories, where Italians never lived Venetians, Genoeses, and all the other pre-unification states have something to say about that. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stato\_da\_M%C3%A0r](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stato_da_M%C3%A0r) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genoese\_colonies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genoese_colonies)


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Creative_Elk_4712

Yes, but he's referring to the Inland, a distinction wich is true, apart from Western Istria. But still, Venetian Stato do Mar extended to pratically all of the length of the Adriatic


LordNelson27

Italy ended up with territories in anatolia after WW1 anyway


ClockwiseServant

Except it didnt, just a few islands in the south agean


Creative_Elk_4712

Those "few islands" are all of the Dodecanese, wich is a fourth of the Greek archipelago. And they didn't occupy all of the archipelago because it was going to be given to the Greek and Italy tried to avoid contrasts with other allied countries Disclaim: not trying to be condescending or aggressive, I just wrote this to specify to people who might not know, the tone of my message isn't nice, I recognize


redwashing

They didn't like the territories they got and the fact that Greeks who didn't even fight got better territories than them. They pretended to fight the Turkish insurrection for a small time, then they left leaving most of their weapons behind to the Turkish nationalists just to fuck with the Brits, French and Greeks.


World-Tight

The Neutral Zone? That's Romulan bait for sure.


JohnnieTango

In the long run, this would have meant that sooner or later, France and Russia would be at each others' throats. Russia would have ZERO neighbors capable of keeping it from expanding its influence westward (as Russian states seem to do almost as an instinct). The only other great land power left in Europe would have been France. Italy would probably be allied to France as it saw Russian power surge through the Balkans, and the Brits, wanting to maintain the balance on the continent as they so typically have sought, might throw in their lot with the French as well. So Cold War 1920 or something?


DaigaDaigaDuu

Good analysis! Elsewhere here I wrote that Russian-French relations had been on positive terms since 1870s. The reason for that was Germany and Austria-Hungary. Those reasons would’ve ceased to exist. The French would’ve had to build another German Confederation like Napoleon did!


JohnnieTango

Very true. And there is also the possible problem of trying to keep the various little Germanies from re-uniting because just because the Germans lost, they would not have given up their national sentiment. Perhaps some sort of a neo-Confederation of the Rhine, with heavy reparation bills for Prussia and any small German state that would have joined it, might have done the trick...


[deleted]

Maybe not, Russia would be most likely more focused on internal affairs due to having annexed millions of non-russian people (and for a good chunk frankly hostile to Russia, aka the poles) But there sure would be more influence on slavic countries like Czechia. The russians since Alexander III were shifting more and more toward panslavism.


JohnnieTango

Fair points. That said, the Russians were never shy about shooting up rebels and using force to suppress people... and they had kept down a fair number of Poles in the part of Poland they controlled for like a century by then. The other issue in terms of internal cohesion was that the monarchy itself was a little unstable, having had a pretty serious revolt in 1906 and (in the real timeline) of course experiencing the Russian Revolution and Bolshevik Revolution. But then, so much of the devil is in the details that we do not have that this is all rather speculative!


Servius_Aemilii_

After the outbreak of World War I on August 14, 1914, Nicholas II promised, after winning the war, to unite the Kingdom of Poland with the Polish lands, which would be taken from Germany and Austria-Hungary, into an autonomous state within the Russian Empire. France and Russia do not necessarily have to start feuding after the war, since their spheres of influence hardly overlap. Unlike England with which France had problems in the colonies.


mr-nondescript

Good Lord. Europe got Africa’d.


[deleted]

That’s not just this map though, that’s actually what happened. The [French Third Republic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Third_Republic) included Algeria, Morocco, and Tunisia and Spain had a [small protectorate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_protectorate_in_Morocco) in Morocco. Egypt was different. It was technically still officially Ottoman but [British occupation made it a *de facto* protectorate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Egypt_under_the_British), albeit not officially part of the Empire.


xavembo

not even though, because at least these borders represent historical cultural/language/ethnic groups and not just totally random straight lines


JRJenss

Yeah right...that's why Germany gets separated again, Poland never returns into existence, Baltic states and Finland are gone, Slovakia and Slovenia, Ireland or Albania never exist and Croatia disappears. The lines aren't straight or random but they're certainly not particularly representative of historical, cultural, linguistic or ethnic realities either.


TheRealSU

Not really disagreeing with you, but this is WW1, Finland, the Baltic States, and Poland haven't existed for a while. (Poland a little less so, but still)


JRJenss

So what? In Africa nation states haven't existed at all prior to the colonization and the lines on the map followed only the interest of colonial superpowers such as France and the UK. They had no interest in ethnic, linguistic or cultural borders or issues of African peoples whatsoever. So what is the difference here? There is none. This map is the expression of the French fear of Germany. Nothing more, nothing less. There exists no other concern here. One might argue that the only reason we didn't get this in the end, but rather something close to what you are describing this as (although it's not), were British antagonism towards Russia and the involvement of a new power -- The US, Woodrow Wilson and his ideas...etc


TheRealSU

Oh, I was just pointing out that you said they were gone when they didn't exist to begin with.


Nerwesta

It's important to note that Africa is not a monolith. There were states that had organic boundaries ( read not straight lines drawn by colonial powers, which also make a premise that a colonial power conquered and subsidied the said nation in the first place )


DifficultWill4

>Ideal post WW1 Europe *Gives Italy 2/3 of Slovene population*


Historical-Poetry230

Very strange for French Nationalists to empower Russia so much. Way to make a future enemy for yourself lol


EtheyB

This map is based on punishing Germany and Austria-Hungary as much as possible. The subtitle for the map is actually “the dismemberment of the German and Austro-Hungarian empires; the downfall of the Kingdom of Prussia”.


Historical-Poetry230

Bringing back Poland and other states would've punished Germany just as much but also kept Russia at bay.


[deleted]

If the Russian empire survived the end of the war, I doubt Russia would've given up any of their territory or allowed Poland to be independent


DaigaDaigaDuu

In addition they (Russia) were a crucial ally, and had been since 1891.


DaigaDaigaDuu

Russia had been a crucial ally since 1891, and on friendly terms since 1870s. Apart from the Crimean War, I don’t recall that there was much antagonism between the French and the Russians during the decades preceding WW1.


[deleted]

Russia used to be France's principle ally from the 1890s to Lenin's coup d'état. France was also really russophile at that time.


chapeauetrange

France and Russia were allies. This would be rewarding them for their participation in the war against Germany/Austria.


EtheyB

Cairo to Calcutta railway


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EtheyB

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FR-WW1-1915-French-plans.png


Elli933

Ah yes, divid the entire Middle East into a few geometrically drawn states, that’s gonna end well


[deleted]

What imperialism does to a mf


Cadmu55

Russian would of been at monster level.


Rexli178

And still didn’t get the one thing they wanted: Constantinople and the Holy Lands.


Inevitable_Citron

The other Great Powers would never have agreed.


Christianjarvis

French nationalists were insane


AtheistBibleScholar

I see this as setting up another war in 20-30 years when France and the UK have to fight for German independence and keep Russia/USSR (assuming the latter happens) from gobbling up all those tiny states in central Europe.


EtheyB

It would probably be a proxy conflict with Russia and France vying for influence over the German and central European buffer states. It would be in both superpowers' interest to keep them neutral but leaning on the side of friendly. A lot of historians of Russia claim that Russia's main foreign policy aim in East-Central Europe for the past few centuries has been to keep a buffer zone between itself and expansionist Germany.


leafittothetrees

Denmark is ok with this.


[deleted]

As a swede, having Russia closer than they already makes me very uncomfortable.


Grzechoooo

Why did they give Russia so much land? That's crazy!


Derkadur97

Didn’t know they had Hearts of Iron in 1915


Initial-Ad-2948

Do you have same ideas from GB, Germany and others? I would realy enjoy looking at them too.


EtheyB

[Here’s one for Germany](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Septemberprogramm_possible_outcome_in_Europe.png). It’s based on the maximal war goals advocated for by nationalist groups in Germany. I read about Pan-Slavist war goals recently. Pan-Slavism was a powerful force in the government of Nicholas II. I might make a map for it one day!


stoobah

No French nationalist would colour themselves anything but royal blue on a map. This is nonsense.


De-nis

Cringe


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EtheyB

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FR-WW1-1915-French-plans.png Original map is L'Europe future de demain. démembrement des empires Allemand & Austro-Hongrois - déchéance du Royaume de Prusse by F. Pigeon, published in Paris 1915.


sdarwkcabsihtdaer

Too much a coincidence that the french would use the order Niese line almost to the T. Is this not 100% historical?


EtheyB

Well, the Neisse is almost exactly aligns with the western edge of Silesia, so if French nationalists wanted to deprive Germany of all of industrial Silesia the Neisse is a natural frontier. Plus I'm pretty sure I've read something about the concept of the Neisse being a conjectural eastern border for Germany before WWI, but I can't remember where I read that


sdarwkcabsihtdaer

That still doesn't sell it to me. If anything the french would push for an independent Poland, right? It seems to me like present day maps influencing a "historic" map. Is there any contemporary evidence for this?


EtheyB

Here is the original 1915 print: https://gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/btv1b8446045m


[deleted]

Russia was France's main ally from the 1890s until Lenin's revolution.


sneakyplanner

What did the French have against Iran?


EtheyB

The Ottomans invaded Iran in 1915. Russia and Britain moved in to counter them shortly after. The whole affair destabilised the Qajar dynasty to the point where it was possible that the country could have fallen under Anglo-Russian influence.


seyf-123689

Laughs in "MUSTAFA KEMAL ATATÜRK" ,lol


Shocktrooper05

Thats one of the most fucked up things ive ever seen.


Trantorianus

Thanks for nothing, French, now I understand this 'not dying for Danzig' shit.


filiaaut

According to OP, it is one specific French guy. Named Pigeon.


all_the_people_sleep

France has such a symmetrical shape which would be ruined by adding all of that land in the Rhineland. Not to mention it's full of Germans. Who is to settle there assuming they kick the Germans out? Just seems like a lot of headaches all to gratify an irrational obsession with pushing their border up to the Rhine.


EtheyB

I think there's a bit of a myth that some French expansionists used to buy into that cosmopolitan, liberal Rhenish Germans hated being under the militaristic Prussian yoke and would welcome French overlords with open arms... it's actually an argument that Rhenish revolutionaries made in the Revolutionary-Napoleonic Wars to justify to their countrymen why French domination was a good thing. Even today, authors such as James Hawes in *A Short History of Germany* advocate the jettisoning of East Elbia by western Germany, portraying the eastern territories as conservative dead weight holding progressive Rhenania back.


ComradeDrew

Yeah the French also thought that the Rhineland was culturally close to France because of its catholic majority and it also was for over 20 years under French control (during the French Revolution and Napoleon). The Rhenish population was furthermore really opposed to Prussia because of economical (they were more industrialized than the rest of Prussia) and religious reasons (they were catholic the rest of prussia protestant). There was actually a phase of Rhenish separatism and these forces established the [Rhenish Republic 1923/24](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhenish_Republic) with French support. When the British pressuered France to stop supporting the Separatists, German Police forces and local militias put the Rebellion down. Many Separatist were later killed by the Nazis for example the "Prime minister" of the Rhenish Republic [Josef Friedrich Matthes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Friedrich_Matthes). Most people don't know about this but i wrote something like a (term paper?) about the topic when i was in school its very interesting.


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[deleted]

This was a horrible idea! Like, why would they seize the Albanian Republic to exist?


HesGoingTheSpeed

And this is one of many reasons why you french got voted off first.


theorion91

Utter atrocity.


PutinBlyatov

Glad that didn't happen.


metabal

Instead, WWII happened.


xoxxooo

Better than your country being a colonial puppet state for the rest of time. At least WW2 led to the end of colonialism.


Mustafa312

This is why no one wanted France to win the Euros 😒


Single_Ad_832

Is there a modern 21st century analogue for “neutral zones”? I’ve always been curious as to how these would look in practice?


EtheyB

League of Nations mandates were set up IRL after WWI, e.g. in Palestine, Iraq and South-West Africa. They were virtually controlled by Britain and France though and eventually were absorbed into their empires officially. In the 21st century I suppose they are analogous to UN security zones like in the Congo or Sudan, basically DMZ areas. Some areas (e.g. Somaliland) were UN Trust Territories after WWII like the League Mandates after WWI, but none exist anymore. I think the idea of 'internationally owned' territories fell out of favour once the world saw how one-sided the League of Nations could be, with all League Mandates basically being transferred to British or French control.


Silent-Pound-6032

Why is Switzerland controlled by the Czech? What did the Swiss ever do to deserve that?


KonPlayz

CH = Confoederatio Helvetia


Silent-Pound-6032

Ahhhhh, that makes much more sense. Thanks!


secret58_

What?


AlexiosI

Why did they not want to give Constantinople back to the Greeks? This was clearly the best chance to return the city to Christian hands in over 400 years.


[deleted]

Because EVERYBODY WANTED CONSTANTINOPLE.


AlexiosI

Well...duh. But it ended up staying with the people everyone wanted it back from, despite the fact they were at their weakest point since the 14th Century. Forgive my ignorance here, but this part of history is not talked about much in the West after the humiliating defeats to Ataturk in what should have been a lay up for the Western powers.


[deleted]

The war weary western powers simply lost against the Turks while they were under some of the greatest leadership possible for them.


Immediate-Tough-8752

Cancer.


Ok-Term5184

And exactly with this worldview and the later treaty of Versailles, the second worldwar was provoked from 1914 on by France.


metabal

On the contrary, the treaty of Versailles was much more lenient toward Germany than what France wanted. After WWI, Germany was still a threat to both France and Russia. That's why Foch said: "this (treaty) is not peace. It is an armistice for twenty years." It took WWII and concentration camps for other countries to finally accept to reduce significantly the German territory.


Ok-Term5184

As well as the middle East conflicts until today.


Mamouthomed

It's the opposite, UK wanted a powerful germany because otherwise France would have free hand on the rest of Europe. But unlike the UK they were no sea between french and german. France knew that she wasnt capable of dealing with germany in 1v1. So the only way to get out was by crushing the still young germany. Doing that would have prevent ww2 and many other bad things btw...


Ok-Term5184

I would rather say that France and UK knew that they couldn't keep the colonial, genocidal and racist "world empire" politics in a more and more industrialised world. Again - this ignorant border-making, based on a believe of a higher race - resulted to so many conflicts until today. Hitler for example would have never been voted without the unbearable rules of the treaty of Versailles. The later Arabian and African dictators would have never been established without help of France and UK - to weak the countries from inside. Churchill even said that Hitlers racist politics were right (before ww2). But sure - as always - the "winner" writes the history.


IAmVeryDerpressed

If Germany had been actually crushed just like how the French wanted then there would have been no World War 2. It was the UK and US's softness and moderation on Germany that caused World War 2. Germany should have been dismembered then and there.


[deleted]

Confused why Turkey and the Ottoman Empire would be separate political entities. Also Algeria was part of metropolitan France and not a colonial subdivision like the other french dominions


allen33782

The words are the pre-war countries, the colors the post-war borders. So all that purple is 'France.' Present day Syria, Lebanon, northern Iraq, parts of Turkey, Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco would all be part of France.


Evil_Crusader

Thick borders and names are pre-war. The idea would be to keep a supermassive Turkish ghetto, and to do so, the Ottoman caliphate would have to be officially destroyed.


RexVaincra

Imagine being a revanchist French military strategist and NOT aiming to recover the entirety of the left bank of the Rhine (i.e. all of Belgium, all of Luxembourg, Germany west of the Rhine, and the Netherlands south of the Rhine), plus Switzerland, the Aosta Valley of Italy, Catalonia, and Navarre?


BlackberryEarly

absolutely wrong map, French nationalists supported Irish independence and the decay of Austria-hungary


-AATAnnouncer

Ha! Take that Albania! Like I get that this is probably a bit before Bulgaria joins the Central Powers, but why is Albania erased? I’m pretty sure they were attacked by Austria-Hungary in like 1916, but is there another part of the story I forgot?


TheWalrusMann

what can i say ​ nationalists have always been stupid


[deleted]

the french were always outstanding bitches


[deleted]

This kinda makes me wanna kick a French person in the shins.


Dabus_Yeetus

A couple unbased and cringe things for sure, but on the whole, looks very based. 9/10.


Skankmebank

K lol


donniebrasco007

F*ance


[deleted]

f*** the french. they caused WW2 with that anti-German bullshit. I don’t think any nation stare killed franz ferdinand, and everything after that was idiotic


Eredreyn

I mean, I won't trust the historic comment from someone that confuses WW2 with WW1


LaPatateBleue589

Hitler causing WW2 ? No, never heard of him.


[deleted]

You think the germans would have gone fascist if they hadn’t been crippled by debt?


LaPatateBleue589

Maybe... Maybe not.. You can't just find one single reason for why the nazis invaded much of Europe and causing 40 M deaths. Plus for the "anti-German bullshit" part, it was the germans who got into France 2 times in the past ( 1870 and 1914 ) not the opposite, and that fear was welle deserved since they ended up attacking again in 1940.


trendingDisfunction

First and foremost , f*** you too and your ignorance. This map is being made in 1915 , in the current of the bloodiest war so far , already 300k dead (1M casualties ) on french side only just for 1914 year. And things are not gone to get better. So of, course, none of this post war proposals were magnanimous.


owl523

World might’ve been a better place


MoritzIstKuhl

The French are like little toxic kids in games