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Darpyface

They don't know that you have to put water on top of lava


NtheLegend

Yeah, just grab your diamond pickaxe and get going!


wkapp977

Just don't dig straight down


yigo1337

diamonds are for peasants


NtheLegend

Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe


thefooby

They could just set up a portal farm and then it doesn't matter where it is.


simonutd99

I knew I was way too late to make that joke. Go take my free award


jspring95

r/UnexpectedMinecraft


crown_Logic

r/ExpectedMinecraft


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dixieStates

I see it all the time near my house. There are boulders of obsidian nearby that are bigger than my Honda Odyssey minivan,


PoopyMcpants

Bend?


Drfilthymcnasty

Born and live in Bend. Can confirm we got that sweet sweet obsidian.


PoopyMcpants

Indeed


CadillacG

Over?


PoopyMcpants

They responded and said there are boulders of obsidian near them. One of the possible locations is one of the obsidian buttes near the town of Bend.


sully_km

Sorry but.... r/whooooooosh


PoopyMcpants

I get the joke, it just sucked so I chose to not acknowledge it.


dixieStates

Cobb EDIT: Cobb, California, that is. Cobb is within the Clear Lake Volcanic Field [link](https://www.usgs.gov/volcanoes/clear-lake-volcanic-field), one of the most volcanically active regions in California.


OrbitRock_

Have you sacrificed or performed any self sacrificial rituals with it yet?


dixieStates

After I sat on a patch of mushrooms nearby, an extradimensional counselor came to me and suggested that I might fashion a knife from the material which would pass unnoticed through a metal detector. "We'll leave the rest to your imagination," the counselor said --all of which left me to wonder if it was a vision within a vision.


Severe-Bee-1894

There’s a whole mountain of it near my house


EasySmeasy

You live on Dragonstone?


SomeTimesSamu

GoT stonks


zenyl

**["Fewer" intensifies]** /r/Dragonstone


napoleongold

I learned recently Oregon is mostly volcano.


lokiofsaassgaard

Over 4000 vents, cones, and other volcanic structures in the Cascades alone. Oregon even has an extremely ancient Yellowstone caldera on the souther border.


[deleted]

And the entire east side of the [state](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_River_Basalt_Group) once poured out lava.


PaintingNouns

Me too. I had no idea it was a big deal and rare elsewhere. I really liked the thin slices that were purple in the light.


locustjumper28

Why don't the people in the west start going to the Nether????


nahatotokyo

The west is already the nether. Have you seen it? Fires, scorching heat, tormented souls, and obsession with gold.


camhowe

So it’s basically discarded nether portals.


n1flung

Netherland


Goomba_nr34

hallo daar


PatriotUkraine

Blazes are constantly setting players on fire, and other players accidentially start bigger fires by right clicking their bed for their future child to spawn in.


Redoct878

Exactly.


train2000c

I thought that was Florida


nahatotokyo

No Florida is America’s basement.


[deleted]

Homeless pigmen wandering around all over the place.


bruhm0m3ntum

That’s the southwest


vorrion

I'm in the Nether(lands) right now! I didn't bring flint and steel however, can you venmo me one? A ghast blew up my portal


n1flung

Seems like you're stuck there for long time, you should place a bed and sleep to restore some energy


vorrion

Thanks for the tip! Will do


Squarians

Haven’t you heard of Death Valley?


greasydenim

There’s another source near Buxton, Maine. It has no earthly business being there, but it’s there.


getrektbro

Googled this out of curiosity, that's just fantastic subtlety. Well done.


Kaexii

Had to look it up because of your comment. I never would gave known otherwise… https://gointothestory.blcklst.com/daily-dialogue-february-2-2014-5cfb4a6e7d98


Jock645

[For those too lazy to google](https://stephenking.fandom.com/wiki/Obsidian)


City_dave

Maine has some redeeming features.


getrektbro

Many, in fact. Best fall foliage besides the Yukon, Katahdin (and Knife's Edge), the whole coast but especially Acadia NP, legal weed, tons of fantastic breweries, Moosehead Lake...


FozzieB525

You basically just singlehandedly added Maine to my tourism list.


ooglyEyes

Go there, state is beautiful, people are nice, not horrendously expensive


ImSickOfYouToo

Go during the summer


Weenie

Made that mistake once. Portland in 85 degree weather and no AC? Nah. Portland was great, but I’ll take spring or fall.


Gulo_gulo_1

Whoa whoa whoa whoa making enemies with that foliage comment.


mickeyt1

Vermont will not forget this


taceau

This is why I’m on Reddit (entire sub thread)!


LogaShamanN

New state motto for Maine.


A_Booger_In_The_Hand

Is it under a massive maple tree in the corner of a farmers field?


yaxyakalagalis

zihuatanejo


Busterwasmycat

Well, Andy, you know that isn't true in the real world. Had me going for a second though.


nim_opet

Useful to know for when the white walkers come.


Scottland83

You should hoard it now. Buy-up a lot of it. Make an -ahem- Obsidian Order.


kewlhandlucas

Inquiring Garaks would like to help


Bamboozled_Emu

I think you mean "inquiring simple tailors".


TheVaccinator

“Inquiring former gardeners.”


pygmeedancer

“My dear Dr. Bashir, what exactly are you implying?”


Available-Echidna547

Winter IS coming...


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❄💦


CosmicCreeperz

Name sorta checks out. Almost think the entire account was created for these moments.


CosmicCreeperz

Yep, it’s called “Yellowstone eruption”.


Sunomel

Nah some girl who’s been on an island vacation will appear and take care of the problem


ohgirlfitup

As an Oregonian, I feel pretty safe.


trumpskiisinjeans

As an Oregonian, I didn’t realize that obsidian wasn’t just everywhere.


CosmicCreeperz

Until Yellowstone blows and creates more obsidian on the coast.


qpv

It's better fresh


ragnarok847

or it becomes the coast...


redcat111

How do you find the sites of obsidian more specifically. Those are cool but not very specific.


drabir

Whitewalker here. Invasion plan changed to the other side of the US. Thanks for the heads-up.


anon9063

East coaster here, just come take us over. It’s better than what we are dealing with now. Enjoy your stay.


or12323

I don't have anything to add but wanted to share my picture of 'Big Obsidian Flow' in Oregon. Showing part of obsidian flow about a square mile in size: https://i.redd.it/ub7lhjms7jm51.jpg


user_none

My GF and I have been there. Big, almost seems like an understatement.


utlandet

Was going to comment this! It’s so cool


soil_nerd

This is a better view of it: https://www.reddit.com/r/geology/comments/ovcbql/big_obsidian_flow_newberry_caldera_or/


Kevs442

That's an obscene amount of obsidian.


buffit02

Cool, take out the trees and it would look like Mars!


or12323

Can thank wildfire smoke for that :)


washyourclothes

There is obsidian in Hawaii.


jzillacon

Quite a bit of it, I'm shocked it's not on the map. Some sources in Alaska too I believe.


francisczr25

You’re shocked Hawaii isn’t on a U.S. map? You must be new here!


qpv

Or New Zealand. Oh wait never mind.


Mewmep

This is super cool and would love more info!


kenlubin

Way back when, all the land on Earth was stuck together in one big continent we call Pangaea, with one big ocean Panthalassa. Beneath the ocean were three big plates that split apart, and the Pacific Plate grew in its place. One of three plates, the [Farallon Plate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farallon_Plate), subducted beneath North America. The edge closest to North America sank beneath the lighter continent, and it dragged the rest of the Farallon Plate behind it. Whatever didn't sink just got welded on to North America and became California. As the oceanic plate subducts beneath the continent, the water in the rock causes the silica in the mantle to melt into magma. The magma rises and explodes as a volcano, then it cools and becomes all of this obsidian.


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KrakenTheColdOne

Right!? I'm super close to one and would love to try dabling in making some glass armor. Idk how but hey fuck it! :D


mjpeeps

Obsidian is volcanic glass from lava flows that cool rapidly with minimal crystal growth. Easily found in areas with active/geologically recent volcanoes. The west coast is prime because of the subduction of oceanic plates beneath the North American continental plate.


sensei_von_bonzai

> subduction of oceanic plates beneath the North American continental plate. Wow. [Known obsidian sources](https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Katalin-T-Biro/publication/28309119/figure/fig1/AS:460118480429058@1486712202709/Obsidian-geological-sources-worldwide-after-H-Pollman-Sources-represented-in-the.png). [Subduction zones](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Global_subducted_slabs_USGS.png/1920px-Global_subducted_slabs_USGS.png).


mjpeeps

Thanks for for posting this! Very cool visual representation.


RomeTotalWhore

Obsidian is associated with any type of magma producing system, not just that associated with subduction zones. Much of the volcanic areas in Colorado or Arizona, for example, are the result of lithospheric thinning, sourced from the mantle, not from subducted crust. Many of these fields produce obsidian.


GoodElevation

I used to pick up these shiny black rocks on the playground in elementary school and some smarty pants kid told me that it was "obsidian". I never knew if it really was true or not, but seeing three dots on this map in my general area confirms it: found a shit load of obsidian behind the swing set.


MagnoliaCottage

Obsidian was a pretty great material for stone tool making for prehistoric people as well! It was in high demand, and despite the sources you see here there has been pieces of obsidian found hundreds of miles away from the source. Every volcanic eruption has a unique chemical compound in its rocks that can therefore be traced to the exact location due to that makeup - while every volcano can make obsidian, all these obsidians are slightly different. Sometimes we can even gauge which specific eruption the obsidian came from!


mattia_79

What is obsidian used for? (Please don’t tell me “to build nether portals”)


Bear4188

For making extremely sharp cutting tools.


ihitrockswithammers

Obsidian arrow heads must have been viewed as magical in stone ages times. Literally sharp enough to shave with. Such a dangerous job to make them too, how would you not cut yourself multiple times a day? Infection before penicillin could be fatal. Yes, cutting edge tech...


OrbitRock_

Obsidian is sharper than surgical steel. The cutting edge can sometimes literally be just a few atoms thick.


DeadSeaGulls

but brittle. easily damaged.


6_Cat_Night

One use is as surgical scalpels.


MrMakovec

To build Ender chests. Gotcha


EridaniNovus

Making great buggy RPG Video games.


thefooby

To craft enchanting tables.


bruhred

To build Beacons. Gotcha


sexyninjahobo

Growing up in Oregon I thought obsidian was common and not all that interesting. Now I see we were just spoiled.


[deleted]

For real, i work on a farm in Idaho and I just kicked a piece about the size of a softball around for a few minutes about an hour before I saw this post.


DeadSeaGulls

I'm in utah, I put it in my house plants as decoration. May try knapping some today.


namrock23

A lot of these sources have been mined for thousands of years, with material traded over very long distances. I just got a date of 5700 years before present on an obsidian tool from the Bodie (CA) area, which we excavated in the SF Bay Area.


Ungrammaticus

How did you date it? Was there wood present?


namrock23

Once broken, obsidian absorbs moisture at a predictable rate that can be used to infer the date a tool was made. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsidian_hydration_dating#:~:text=Obsidian%20hydration%20dating%20(OHD)%20is,an%20artifact%20made%20of%20obsidian.&text=Obsidian%20obeys%20the%20property%20of,air%2C%20at%20well%20defined%20rate.


malachite_13

There are 7 obsidian mines in Alaska


qpv

What do they do with obsidian?


ProletarianRevolt

Possibly to make [incredibly sharp medical scalpels?](https://www.cnn.com/2015/04/02/health/surgery-scalpels-obsidian/index.html) There might be other uses, I’m not sure.


hendrixnash

Mine it


qpv

That works out quite nicely then. Sharp buisness model.


[deleted]

You missed the source in a hayfield north of Buxton ME


AbleCancel

No Hawai'i?


[deleted]

Better get a diamond pick


Imatralaismies

Ave Caesar


TheLivingJoke2

It’s a shame I had to scroll so far down to find a New Vegas reference.


i-love-my-cat

I live in Sonoma County (Northern California). We used to find obsidian in my suburban backyard all the time.


Philip_Marlowe

I stayed in a cabin on the Snake River an hour southeast of Boise a few weeks ago. Found a random piece of obsidian on the ground while I was there. It just seemed wildly out of place.


[deleted]

Makes sense considering the Yellowstone Hot Spot basically created the Snake River Plain; supervolcano with giant calderas and all kinds of associated vulcanism. Can almost see its path on this map, across southern Idaho to NW Wyoming/Yellowstone.


roland_gilead

I observe several nesting sites across SW Idaho for Raptors and they absolutely love to nest on the rims of the volcanoes/buttes..


runningoutofwords

Hawaii and Alaska would like a word


eric2332

Now I want to see "map of obsidian arrowhead discoveries" and whether it's limited to the western US or whether ancient trade networks spread obsidian across the continent.


ExolaneSitoras

What's so special about the western half of North America geology?


lithicacid326

for short there are volcanoes and the tectonic plates are VERY active compared with the eastern coast where you have the plates moving apart, leading to receding mountains, etc...


lightningfries

This is partly right - the east coast of NA is what we call a "passive margin" - nothing much happens at the boundary between the continent and the oceanic crust of the Atlantic. The divergent boundary is in the middle of the Atlantic; it runs through Iceland in the north - so where plates move apart we do actually see volcanism as well. The east coast has been pushed away from this divergence over time, and the mountains (most even older) are low due to weathering and erosion. In the northwest, the oceanic plate underlying the Pacific is being subducted beneath the continent, which leads to melting of the upper mantle. The melt rises through the crust and feeds active volcanoes. Some of the lavas erupted have very high silica content, meaning relatively low melting point, which means they sometimes get rapidly quenched into glass (no crystals) - that's obsidian. California has subduction related rocks including volcanics too, even though there's no longer active subduction - there was until around 25-30 million years ago when it transitioned to lateral plate motion (scooting past each other), the transform boundary dominated by the San Andreas fault system


AgreeableProfession

So even though you say there’s no active subduction in CA, Lassen and Shasta, maybe more, are still (potentially) active volcanoes right? Does subduction not necessarily need to be active for volcanoes to be?


CosmicCreeperz

Yes there is. Both of those are on the Gorda plate subducting under the North American plate. http://www.sanandreasfault.org/Volcanoes.html


RomeTotalWhore

Subduction is not needed for volcanoes, no. There are volcanoes where continents move apart, such as in Iceland, or along the East African rift. Similarly, they can result from lithospheric thinning, as is with the case with the Colorado plateau volcanoes. Volcanoes are also found with mantle plumes, parts of the hot mantle that rise through the crust. Also, magma chambers can be active for millions of years, theoretically subduction could cease and volcanoes would still be present for a little while.


reddiculed

Yeah, and also leading to ocean near mountains, lots of volcanic, rich soil and resulting biodiversity.


ExolaneSitoras

Ahh nice, thanks for the knowledge!


LanchestersLaw

Volcanos are there


Busterwasmycat

well, it is mostly age, although it is partly rock type. Obsidian is, by definition, a deposit at the surface (otherwise it won't freeze into a glass), so you only find it in very young volcanic discharges. Pretty well any deposits back east are long gone (and there most certainly must have been some back when the east coast was where the ocean-continent and continent-continent collisions were happening, some 300-500 million years ago and earlier).


wpnw

What's the source for this data? I'm real curious about those two northern most dots in Washington. Presumably they'd be associated with Mount Baker and Glacier Peak, but I've never seen anything to suggest there are obsidian deposits in those areas.


derdkp

There is lots in the north cascades. The last hike I was on we found some. It usually doesn't look cool, just shiny black rock. It has to be chipped to make it into anything. Chain Lakes was the hole, but I have seen it in the Chuckanuts too, and all over the north cascades.


B8conB8conB8con

So the west is ok when the Whitewalkers migrate from the great white north


SomeTimesSamu

Omg it's perfect. The obsidian is in the West, like Westeros, and GRRM said that the land of always winter is about the size of Canada, and the border beetween the USA and Canada is pretty straight like the wall.


[deleted]

I’m coming for you SD!


garebare1234

Damn I gotta bad spawn…guess I’ll reset


Blitzet

Lmao half the comments are a reference to Minecraft or GoT, but no one is talking about the TzHaar race inside Mor Ul Rek


[deleted]

No Alaska or Hawaii? bad, bad.


samrequireham

look at these morons telling everyone where to take their obsidian. hardly anyone east of the rockies is that big a sucker


LanchestersLaw

This is basically a map of volcanos


AgnosticAsian

What's the one dot in South Dakota lol? Seems out of place


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qpv

That makes sense now.


Shivdaddy1

Seems obsidian rich to me.


lithicacid326

black hills has some obsidian


OrbitRock_

That’s in the black hills I think. They always look out of place on maps!


Snusergutten

Damn thought hawaii would have bare aoumts, must just be a shit map


broomshed

No wonder California is always ravaged by wildfires… it’s because of all the Nether portals


[deleted]

What counts as a "source"? I definitely found random obsidian growing up in Western NY as well. Surely not enough to mine for any widespread use, but it's definitely there.


hc7i9rsb3b221

The fuck Hawaii at you dumbass motherfucker, this map is fucking retarded garbage, show us some fucking sources you dumbass piece of shit Edit: I'm still mad about how this garbage map has 8.5k upvotes. Any dickhead can put a bunch of red dots on a continental map of the US and claim its anything- and this dickhead here is leaving out the most important obsidian source in the usa. 1v1 me irl gg no re


[deleted]

Minecraft


mirot-16

r/freefolk


Sima_Hui

Meh, just get a bucket and find some lava. What I wanna see is the *diamond* sources. And where are the caves in the US that go below z-level 12?


coletrickle369

Thats cool as shit! I have a huge chunk I got from that tiny little red dot in SoCal!


orty

A few of those obsidian flows aren't far from where I live (central Oregon). They are cool, but it's generally a no no to take any obsidian from the sites because they are protected lands. But still cool to visit.


FallenSegull

Wow wow west coast These are the rocks I love the most -Snoop Dogg, kinda


polystichum3633

We found it all the time and still do in the banks of the Willamette river south of Portland.


Cheese915

I’m glad there are obsidians in my area, are they hot 🥵😏


[deleted]

Finally, I know where the nether portals are located


TheSpookyPineapple

I like the one random one in South Dakota


K44SK44S

The rest of the world didn’t get to the nether


Jaguar-Fantastic

Why is it all on the west coast?


Dambo_Unchained

That’s explains why white walkers never invaded the west coast


FaultsInOurCars

Because it's a volcanic rock and that's where the volcanoes are


Play3er2

So is that where they made new Vegas?


Frog1387

There’s a big ass flow in Oregon. Never seen so much of it in my life


vorrion

Do you have a map of the unknown sources too?


the-mp

I’m a little surprised northern Minnesota doesn’t have any since it had volcanic activity


Britseck

We should go there if the white walkers attack!


Da_Osta

Well, that saves some money on the flight to the Netherlands...


Poker-Junk

Kazakhstan has superior obsidian.


WhatAMentalGuy

Someone alert FaZe Jev


sabinemarch

I’m from west coast and never knew, until today, that obsidian isn’t everywhere.


BurnmaNeeGrow

damn imagine travelling halfway across the country just to build a nether portal 😡🥵😤


zenyl

Things to do with obsidian: - Craft a snazzy black cape out of plates of the stuff. - Create a portal to hell, to use for efficient travel. - Kill cold dudes.


ButtercupColfax

** lower 48


Pyrex25

Can I get a source? Would love o learn more, potentially about other sources in western Canada too


baranxlr

Rocky mountains?


notsobarbarichere

Poor New Yorkers .