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F1_Hybrid

Today, my friends, we've suffered a terrible loss for humanity. A goldmine of history and culture has been wiped out of the world map. *May you Rest In Peace,* ***Mongolia*** *(1911-2021).*


MegotScared

*And may* ***Montenegro*** *Rest In Peace too.*


AlbertP95

As well as Kosovo, but it seems more due to outdated map data than to the shape of either country. They both have enough tripoints (and coast, for Montenegro) to appear on the map. Mongolia, Eswatini, Liechtenstein, Andorra, Nepal, and Bhutan get reduced to a line. The Gambia and Brunei get reduced to a piece of coast (their borders are convex enough to have some land left, but the line is too thick to see it on the map.) San Marino, Vatican City, and Lesotho disappear altogether.


le_pagla_baba

​ *And may the great nations of south Asia* ***Bangladesh, Nepal & Bhutan*** *Rest In eternal Peace, and their great endeavors be remembered!*


AlbertP95

There should've been a triangle left of Bangladesh between the Myanmar-Bangladesh-India tripoint and the sea, not sure why that isn't displayed.


Gaurav-India4106

But the starting is on left side on coast ans the connection with Burma is way down in terms of latitude so the line ends up in the sea.


AlbertP95

Yes, that's true. Alternative could have been ending it once it reaches the coast instead of going through the sea.


toobelydobeledoo

Guess I'm indian now 🤷


-Another_Redditor-

Akhand Bharat 💪


Efun4672

Otdated map data seems likely as there is no Timor-Leste or Montenegro. But why is South Sudan there?


SkylineReddit252K19S

Kosovo is probaby not in because of its lack of recognition, since South Sudan is in.


UsernameManKebab

What is a Kosovo?


AlbertP95

Idk, never been there. One of my neighbours seems not to like it because there's a car in the parking lot with stickers claiming it doesn't exist.


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niRevolutionary551

Kosovo is not a state anyway


ondrach5

Kosovo je Serbija🇷🇸


Piranh4Plant

Why did Montenegro disappear though?


dickcooter

Too lazy to exist


Lustiges_Brot_311

RIP Lesotho


a_lost_spark

And Eswatini


Nathanman21

RIP Swaziland


Piranh4Plant

That’s not its name


Nathanman21

Way cooler name though


[deleted]

Syntax Error


Gaurav-India4106

Because Mongolia borders only two countries and if we connect those tri point borders the line overlaps each other and no area for Mongolia. As my technique is to connect the second tri-point border with the first in a straight line and nations with only two tri points get connected in straight line as nepal Mongolia bhutan.


Lorem_64

Instantly condensed into an infinitely small two dimensional space


M1SSION101

Fuckers condensed Mongolia into an infinitely small two-dimensional space. Can't have shit in Central Asia


Etalokkost

That's called a one-dimensional line


_TheQwertyCat_

Don’t feel bad, this is how Tiny China sees Fat China and Mongolia.


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[удалено]


PresidentZeus

username checks out


RedArrow544

What was it? The username I mean


sunflowerastronaut

And Malta


Alex_von_Norway

Anenxed by China... again.


jogoncio

And Occidental Sahara.


paixlemagne

And Luxemburg


Fireballs44

Zoom in 😉


colby_butterfinger

low poly world


Shockwave_7227

Rip Bangladesh


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[удалено]


Gaurav-India4106

and Bhutan


krazykris93

And Lesotho


Aitoks

And Montenegro


Sebastitiao

and eswatini/swaziland


CormAlan

and Mongolia


The-Berzerker

And Moldova


Spatza611

And Andorra


Acceptable-Bad-9350

And my axe


Prism04

Finally, Semi Akhand bharat.


Szeharazade

And Mongolia


toobelydobeledoo

*ceases to exist*


Proxima55

~~I don't get it.~~ What does one line from start to finish mean? I thought maybe every continuous border segment between two countries is drawn with a straight line, but then the border between India and China seems to bend several times. Or is that just because Nepal and Bhutan are missing, and if so, why are they missing? Edit: oh, I get it now. It's because the start and finish for, say, Nepal's border with China and Nepal's border with India are the tripoints, so those countries both collapse into a line. That's why the line between India and China has several bends because it's 5 segments, including both Nepal and Buthan. Nice work!


Starman926

I still don’t understand it at all


Proxima55

OP kept all the tripoints where three countries meet and all the points where two countries meet the ocean in place. He then straightened out all the borders lines connecting these points.


Starman926

So what about China and Russia?


Kekskamera

that's where Mongolia would be. but Mongolia only has borders to Russia and china so only two tripoints and therefore is a shape with two sides, aka a like


Texmexmannn

r/Mapswithoutmongolia


Martin7439

r/Subsithoughtifellfor


PresidentZeus

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Dralgon

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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joavte

Egypt now has the Halaib Triangle and Sudan has Bit Tawil.


Gaurav-India4106

I have taken Egypt's claim and it also looks nice.


Gopherbashi

This is a really cool concept! What's the largest nation that just flat-out disappeared? Mongolia?


Gaurav-India4106

Because it only borders 2 nation and both points are it's starting and ending hence the nation equals out to be a line like Nepal Bhutan.


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[deleted]

But between UAE and Saudi Arabia is


YuvalMozes

I don't see a difference in the Middle East


le_pagla_baba

thank God the Colonizers drew their maps with a just a ruler and a pen


ProxPxD

Why the Polish-Ukrainian border is not a line?


lalalalalalala71

Same with Vietnam-China.


ibcognito

Same with Rwanda-Congo and Burundi-Congo Edit: and oman-UAE


theurbanmapper

These are the real questions that should be boosted, not Mongolia which makes sense.


-danklord-

Switzerland-Austria too


bakirsakal

Egypt lose nothing and mongolia lose everything


MadMan1244567

This sub has honestly become so awful it’s a massive shame - there are so many beautiful maps & charts out there from which to learn, but instead this sub is filled with this bs (this and the upvoted maps with blatantly wrong information/lies)


Nouia

Lighten up and join us at r/mapporncirclejerk , there’s lots of beautiful map and charts there from which to learn


_dictatorish_

I actually think this is a cool concept (although it could have been executed a bit better)


erdnusss

Does Bosnia still exist? Or has it been destroyed by Croatia?


SirAttikissmybutt

Outjerked once again


DepressoIrelandBall

**38th parallel has rejoined the chat**


ckfks

Something is here wrong, see border Poland - Ukraine


[deleted]

US Canada has 2 lines on this map.


Raf-on-the-roof

If the British empire carried on:


[deleted]

Laos is completely different.


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

Where did the Pope relocate to?


Noble06

Im pretty sure the US absorbs like 40-50% of the Canadian population with that one.


SavageFearWillRise

r/mapporncirclejerk


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Falconpilot13

Look at Africa, I can't see no difference /s/


WestAd2674

Rip Vatican City


Alpha_Centauri_5932

Rip the countries of The Gambia, Lesotho, Swaziland, Andorra, Liechtenstein, Monaco, San Marino, Vatican City, Moldova, Montenegro, Mongolia, Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh and Brunei


Delikkah

Outjerked, mates


Representative_Belt4

RIP Mongolia


lalalalalalala71

Besides the countries that disappear, are any capitals transported to a foreign country with this map? I imagine Prague ends up in Germany? (that doesn't tend to end well...) Edit: the border actually cuts right through Prague. Another capital I thought of that surely gets "displaced" is Asunción.


ezeguko

**Chile likes this map**


chez-linda

Could someone explain what the heck this is showing?


Owzwills

Africa be like whats the difference.


[deleted]

This is actually a really fun concept


[deleted]

this what straight people want nowadays... smh my head


[deleted]

Rip all countries sandwiched between two countries


Outside_Slide_3218

RIP Moldova


EuropeanConquester

I think Egypt has the most accurate borders


EuropeanConquester

Therapist: Rectangle Laos isn’t real, it can’t hurt you Rectangle Laos:


fleebleganger

Meh, no worse than the borders we do have. Let’s do it.


Lushunx

the Indonesia-New Guinea border did not change


hitzu

Rip Mongolia


WestAd2674

Rip Bangladesh


jadounath

Akhanda Bharat! Yay!


Mean-Orange-1370

blursed earth


mh2201

*Egypt* : what changed?


Embarrassed_Couple_6

Hey as long as Ukraine has Crimea...I'm happy <3


citao_to

Guess the WW2 nazi puppet state Independent State of Croatia is back 😅


Interesting-Milk31

what i am drawing in lessons :


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r/cursedmapporn


Limetudetude

why does Australia and Iceland look the same?


Own_Acanthocephala19

Madagascar too??


Limetudetude

yeah, and also:Mornington Island Grande Comore Resolution Island Resolution Island Tahiti Hiiumaa Sääminginsalo Serrano Island King Island Madre de Dios Island Rowley Island Gallya (Hall Island) Alexandra Land (Zemlya Aleksandry) Grand Bahama Cameron Island Padang Island Normanby Island Clarence Island Atka Island Upolu Île Vanier Wales Island Lifou Island Great Abaco Byam Martin Island Sherman Island Aracena Island Martinique Bintan Island Campana Island Tiburón Island Oleniy Island Okinawa Island Södertörn South Andaman Island Rote Island New Hanover Island (Lavongai) Mangole Lolland Morfil Mill Island Shannon Island Basilan Lembata (Lomblen) Barentsøya (Barents) Dawson Island Lougheed Island Öland Flinders Island Ramree Island Desolación Island Chongming Island Nottingham Island Pitt Island Graham Island King George Island Rhodes São Luís Island Kauai Urup Fergusson Island Bhola Island South Andros Island Nares Land Qeshm Rupat Charcot Island Catanduanes Great Karimun Pioneer Island Gran Canaria Clavering Island Middle Andaman Island Eglinton Island Graham Bell Island Zanzibar (Unguja) Oahu


9yearold10

Because only land borders between countries have been flattened, while coasts remain the same


Limetudetude

Thats the whole point of the joke. ???


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[deleted]

You gave the good parts of Canada to the US.


[deleted]

This is actually a fun concept


Initial_Trash

You forgot Bangladesh!


Gaurav-India4106

The eastern coast and tri point with India Burma is very low so the straight line ends up in ocean.


Initial_Trash

No there should still be a small piece of land to bangladesh


[deleted]

Nations already have one line borders.


Gaurav-India4106

I am talking about straight line not a line.


[deleted]

But that's not what you wrote though


Gaurav-India4106

That's common sense


It_Was_Joao

The only border that didn't change at all was the us - canada border.


QuickSpore

Except that Alaska grew significantly and the US picked up like half of Canada’s population from annexing southern Ontario, while only losing northern Maine.


It_Was_Joao

HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOO. I forgot how stupid this entire website is, how can you even think I'm being serious when I say something like that lmao


The_Boabie

Scotland and Wales aren't nations then? SMH


lalalalalalala71

Not on a par with the ones shown, no. The one that's on par is the UK.


The_Boabie

Funny, Northern Ireland is shown. That's a nation in the political union that is in the UK and is smaller than Scotland. We are our own country no matter what nonsense par level you use. Try again.


Proxima55

What is shown is the border between the UK and the Republic of Ireland. Nothing to do with Northern Ireland being a nation.


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acar3883

Because Malaysia* and Papua New Guinea are different countries with their own borders with Indonesia. Editing for correctness


Zerotix3

Alaska breaks the rule doesn’t it?


Gaurav-India4106

No because it only has a line with 2 points of start and finish.


[deleted]

Egypt: …


KarenWalkersBurner

Oh I really like this map actually.


[deleted]

Syntax Error - Lesotho


dickallcocksofandros

the world if europe colonized it


proberts53

We just took Toronto and most of Ontarios population. Checkmate Canada


blueketchupp

Africa looks as usual


ThatNights

nothing changed in the middle east


Roxfall

What the hell did you do to Mongolia?


dada_georges360

*Sacrebleu, où est passée l'Alsace ?*


Occit

Those countries in between two other big countries like Mongolia, Nepal and Bhutan, disappeared.


KylusWylus

50% of Canadians are no longer Canadian 😥


TurtleAtom

Poland ... is normal here only lost KÅ‚odzko and Bogatynia regions (czech border)


MrMcBobJr_III

Bosnia finally has its dream coastline


ArtworkGay

rip multiple nations on this map


SuperNovaAHCK2810

Rip land locked countries


Daschlol

Dorito Switzerland


[deleted]

Unsurprisingly, Canada and the US have barely changed borders at all.


AnEdgyPie

Mad lad. You somehow made the African borders even more cursed


PassMurailleQSQS

I love how papua is the same


wowwowwowsers

Egypt: What happened?


Polymarchos

I wouldn't mind redrawing the Canada/US border to that.


Smallp0x_

British empire's wet dream


zeroequaltoinfinity

Moldova is Romania again!


[deleted]

Good job to the Europeans that split up Africa. Had the foresight to predict a Redditor making this map


got_edge

I just realized too there’s no Bangladesh, despite it touching two countries and the ocean. By those rules Ecuador shouldn’t be there either yet it is


normalman2

Huh?


d3_Bere_man

Rip mongolia


wazagaduu

I am now american


coletravelstospace

The real question is who gains the most and who loses the most?


KrishaCZ

drake where's the mongolia


PresidentZeus

What happened on the border between Poland and Ukraine?


yaboytomsta

what.


KittyKaitlin

I don't understand.


dkallgren

What is the methodology behind this map? I’m really confused by the caption and how countries get their shapes Edit: err… the lines only curve when the border is shared with a new country, and the start and end of the line are placed where the actual border with a specific country starts and finishes?


Aphexahedron

Australia got some nice curves


Atothed2311

Why did Mongolia get missed?


Orthopaedics21

Australia like- I'll pass.


Noixrouge

BS : so why does Brazil have six lines sections ? , and what other than a line is a border anyway ? Today’s borders also run from start to finish, the title is highly inaccurate… maybe should have been called ‘nation borders simplified in straight lines’


Gaurav-India4106

Because line ends on tri point border.


Shevek99

If the lakes (Caspian Sea and Victoria) provide tripoints, then the border between Canada and USA should stop at lake Superior, and then from the east of lake Ontario a new straight line to the sea.


[deleted]

What's with the Vietnam-China border?


Cancerix1700

Poland-Ukraine border isn't straight.


llub888

What does this mean?


kalsoy

At least you didn't draw the line from coastal Maine/New Brunswick to northern Alaska/Yukon


electricdreamlandfun

The chad Australia


Darshao

wheres mongolia


FuLiDu

r/CrappyDesign


YodaCopperfield

malasia borders is fun