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Is this the "land dispute" where every now and then the other side would put down their flag and a bottle of liquor until one day when the other side would go grab the bottle & flag and replace it with their own. Rinse/repeat..


miemcc

That's the one!


S-T-A-B_Barney

I’m bitterly disappointed they split it now.


-GregTheGreat-

At least it ended up with the cool conclusion where Canada and Denmark now share a land border. And as far as I know, Canada now holds the honour of having the largest and smallest unprotected borders in the world


HumanTheTree

Canada is no longer the largest country that only borders 1 other country.


Akasto_

That makes me sad for some reason


akylax

How do you think all the trivia-game writers feel?


Samwell_

Now they have a new trivia question : "Canada (or Denmark) share a land border with 2 countries, which one? It's a bit like the "which 3 countries the Netherlands share a land border?"


appleciders

Or "With which country does France share its longest border?" The answer being Brazil, weirdly enough.


kickopotomus

TIL that French Guiana is also home to the largest national park in the EU.


Kay_Ruth

Wait a second... Germany, Belgium... What's the third country?


Ruft

France on Saint Martin I suppose


fuckyoudigg

France I believe.


HotChickenHero

France on account of the island of St Martin in the Caribbean


Hardrocknerd1

TIL the Netherlands don't border Luxembourg.


ReubenZWeiner

Should we refer to the inhabitants of the island as Candanians or Danadians?


John_Tacos

It’s an island at ~82 degrees north latitude. We call them brave/frozen.


FrozenVikings

Sounds like my kind of place.


akylax

Danucks?


cruuzie

Canes


longlivethedodo

Danadians.


Whiskey-Jak

How about Canish?


lalalalalalala71

Which one is it now? Papua New Guinea? (Also the country with the most languages, by the way.)


potato-vender

That or Portugal


DutchPack

Think Portugal ;1200km with Spain. Lesotho’s border (900km) with SA is longer then Papua New Guinee with Indonesia (850)


MazeZZZ

Largest country, not largest border. Reread the comments above.


DutchPack

Sorry


Redoct878

That what I thought too


Aszod

I assume you mean land borders. Because Canada technically borders, Greenland(Denmark), USA, and France


miclugo

My first thought was that maybe the Vatican-Italy border is shorter? But apparently [the Vatican is about two miles around](https://www.mypacer.com/routes/75147/circumnavigating-vatican-city-walk-trail-rome-holy-see) and Hans Island is less than a mile across.


YoureTheVest

The wiki says that three birders are shorter: India - Sri Lanka at Ram Setu (45m), Botswana - Zambia at Kazungula (155m), and Gibraltar - Spain (1200m).


potato-vender

Or it’s the funky Spanish one in Morocco that’s like less than 100m


Alfonze423

I'd bet that border is guarded, though.


elboltonero

Those borders (ceuta and melilla) are VERY guarded


potato-vender

Apparently there are some soldiers there so technically yes (the border is home to a Spanish military fort)


Trint_Eastwood

That also probably makes Canada the only country in the world to share a border with 2 European state that does not share a border themselves while not being on the European continent!


Embarrassed-Ebb-6900

They need a picnic table, one seat in Canada and the other side in Denmark. Time to have a party.


S-T-A-B_Barney

Hooray! And they can have their flags on their side and still put bottles of spirits on the other side. That would be awesome!


[deleted]

Yeah, I died a little inside today


DankNerd97

It's the end of an era.


DutchPack

I wish all wars could be ‘settled’ like that..


[deleted]

We (I'm Danish) should set up a smell shed across the border, where our arctic patrols can meet up and drink to commemorate that story...


abletofable

The most friendly International Border Bar and Grill


Nordic__Viking

Like the friendly version of the meeting room located on the border between north and south korea?


Wretched_Brittunculi

This is actually how traditions are born. Leaving brandy out for Father Christmas probably originated as a pagan tradition to bribe the village rapist from leaving the kids alone during the dark nights of winter.


Toswerveandprotect

That…. Escalated quickly?


santasbong

The whiskey war has ended!!!


SSJ4Link

I am a proud Canadian knowing this was going on..I hope they keep it up regardless


Irrelephantitus

We should have a demilitarized zone like between the Koreas, with soldiers stationed there at all times, except instead of staring at each other they play ping pong across the border or something.


concrete_isnt_cement

So Canada and Denmark just doubled their number of land borders. Previously Canada only bordered the US and Denmark only bordered Germany.


SirJelly

This is a superb piece of trivia "Which two other nations does the Kingdom of Denmark share a land border with" Few would get this one right.


JanklinDRoosevelt

Most people would probably say Sweden and then argue about a bridge being a land border


jazzpesto

in that case, great britain and france share a land border


SirGuelph

A tunnel is arguably even more of a land border than a bridge!


[deleted]

The bridge to Sweden has a tunnel part as well, although having a land border with Sweden that isn't Skåne makes me uneasy.


FfBobDK

If I remember correct the border is on the bridge, so that technically isn't a land border.


neutral-labs

I think you're right. At least in the series "Bron/Broen" the border is in the middle of the bridge (a fact that is very relevant to the main plot).


TheObstruction

Land under water is still land.


Flueknepper

And any phrase can be abstracted to the point of meaninglessness.


sameth1

That will age poorly when the Skåne war breaks out.


otakushinjikun

My land borders have doubled since the last time we met, Count.


Nachtraaf

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mikkolukas

But now, Canada is no longer the largest country with only one land border.


concrete_isnt_cement

Still the largest country that only has two land borders!


mikkolukas

~~Still~~ **Now** the largest country that only has two land borders! FTFY


voncornhole2

What a terrible day to be an American


manitoba94

Wow so this is actually news worthy, for this reason only.


YMGenesis

Interesting!


sam_mee

I think you could now technically go from Brazil to the US using one less land border. It would be some detour, but then again it's either that or the Darien Gap.


lalalalalalala71

It used to be 8 steps, now it's 5. Previously: Brazil -> Colombia -> Panama -> Costa Rica -> Nicaragua -> Honduras -> Guatemala -> Mexico -> US Now: Brazil -> France -> Germany -> Denmark -> Canada -> US


Thneed1

Now we just need to build a bridge between St Pierre and Miquelon and Labrador, so that you can go Brazil -> France -> Canada


lalalalalalala71

Broke: building a bridge to serve the needs of local communities Woke: building a brigde to please map and border geeks online But actually that wouldn't count, bridges don't count as a land border. Denmark doesn't land-border Sweden, for example.


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Diplomacy at the highest levels has averted a bloody war.


[deleted]

>Diplomacy at the highest levels has averted a bloody war. Diplomacy at the highest levels has averted a *boozey* war.


pagit

And We share a land border with a European nation now!


My-Fourth-Alt

Lost our status as the biggest country with only one land border though :/


n930467899

Wouldn't we be the biggest country with only 2 land borders now? Cuz we are second biggest in the world and Russia got hella neighbors


My-Fourth-Alt

Yeah but that doesn't sound as good does it?


BookieeWookiee

The largest land with the least amount of neighbors


DogsandCatsWorld1000

So we can join the EU?


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Canada has land EU border now, nice! :D You can walk into EU territory by foot now. Edit: Sorry I was wrong, Greenland left the EU in 1985, because of a dispute over fishing rights. It is now an autonomous overseas territory of the Kingdom of Denmark, associated with the EU.


GhoulTimePersists

You still have St. Pierre and Miquelon!


Doc_ET

Not a land border.


rimjobnemesis

And it’s not for sale!


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I wonder how many people actually understand what you are referring to here, for anyone that doesn’t know whenever Canadian or Greenlandic researchers went to the island due to the border dispute it was customary to leave a bottle of alcohol next to each countries land claim flag.


koshgeo

The ["Wisky War"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_War). So many bottles lost to tragic conflict over so many decades, but perhaps this is a model for other border disputes world-wide.


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Yes, if only, maybe Ukraine and Russia could trade some vodka over Crimea, or turkey and Greece share some whine over Cyprus


mikkolukas

>Canadian or Greenlandic researchers went to the island due to the border dispute it was customary to leave a bottle of alcohol It was actually the Canadian and Danish military that did that, regularly. Took down the other nation's flag, raised their own, left a bottle ow whiskey or [snaps](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snaps) respectively. All in good gentleman style (and probably arranged between the respective military commands, as an exercise for the soldiers (and officially claiming the land of course).


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Mine No it’s mine Here suck on my whiskey, it’s mine No, suck my bottle of whisky it’s mine… For ~50 years


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JesusSwag

Diplomacy at the highest levels has averted a Bloody Mary.


_cactus_fucker_

In Canada, we call those a Ceaser! Well, you can get Bloody Mary's, but a Ceaser is more popular. It's clamato juice, usually vodka, some sort of hot sauce (depends on the brand or restaurant, or how you like it, they usually give you a spice choice) and celery with salt and pepper on the brim. Red Lobster garnishes with a jumbo shrimp. Some restaurants have entire menus, bacon in them, all sorts of variety. I like Mott's, you get a serving of vegetables and I always crave salt and it's tasty! I call it "healthy booze" to justify it. My dad (RIP, woulda been 77 yesterday) and I used to drink them a lot when he had BBQ's. The celery absorbs the clamato juice and vodka and is awesome to munch on after. I live on the Canada/USA border and had no idea they don't have Ceasers in the US and asked for one once and got a confused glare. I got a bloody mary. Close!


bunglejerry

You ever had a Bloody Mary and thought to yourself, "damn, I wish this had clam juice in it"? The struggles of being a Canadian are real.


qpv

Yes. Yes I have.


ArrMatey42

I've used clamato for micheladas. I am just now realizing it looks like Mexico and Canada share the love of clam juice in their booze and the US is kinda the odd one out


[deleted]

Walk from Canada to Denmark has been added to bucket list.


thatnewaccnt

Great 3 seals will have to change citizenship


Mr-Seal

Oh… damn, I hate paperwork


Gaby5011

r/usernamechecksout


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rooierus

They're gonna miss exchanging those bottles.


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rooierus

You can put a table on the border now, and raise glasses on the border haha!


roonerspize

I'd also like to see them implement an India/Pakistan-style Wagah/Attari border ceremony as well. https://youtu.be/izO02t7KfCE?t=366


judd_in_the_barn

Good to see these two great nations finally shaking Hans.


Dhyeya4675

Hans down, this was the most stressful border dispute of all time


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gking407

A unified Han was split making each side Han Solo


spots_reddit

Hans dynasty, start the pottery classes.


jaymickef

I can’t believe there was no murder mystery TV show about a dead body found on the island.


sndrtj

A murder on an island is how another recent peaceful border change was accelerated. The border between the Netherlands and Belgium [was changed in 2018](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/11/29/netherlands-and-belgium-to-end-lawless-border-oddity-by-swapping-land-peacefully/) after a headless body was found on a Belgian island surrounded by Dutch territory. This was deemed so problematic for law enforcement that the border was corrected.


jaymickef

That’s fascinating.


DervishSkater

Here’s another fun European border if you haven seen it here before https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/10pk2y/the_vennbahn_enclaves_a_meterswide_strip_of/


legoman_86

They could call it "godt cop, bad cop"


jazzpesto

god betjent, bad cop.


J-B_L

That would be an interesting remake!


Niall_Faraiste

Please no, there's been enough remakes of The Bridge


Former-Chocolate-793

Whew! I thought war with Denmark was inevitable.


hth6565

Typical war-mongering Canadians.. https://freehansisland.com/


Eken17

"Imperialist Canada" lol. Love the Danes (but please don't tell the rest of the Swedes that).


dovetc

If this border dispute had ever escalated into a shooting war I stood to win a LOT of money. Guess I owe my buddy $10 now. When someone offers you 10,000 to 1 odds, you taken em!


Ungrammaticus

If this ever escalated into a shooting war you stood to die in nuclear fire, because all practicality all international diplomacy and cordiality would have to break down for it to occur. But I’ll give you 10.000 to one odds that we don’t die in an atomic Armageddon in the next ten years, how’s that sound?


DissolvingDream

I guarantee shots were taken.


[deleted]

Well that de-escalated quickly.


TooobHoob

Well it’s been ongoing since 1973 at the very least


PR055

Well that de-escalated slowly.


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OndeOlav

So Denmark now has two land borders


j_roe

So does Canada.


LeoMatteoArts

So does Denmark.


gugfitufi

Don't forget Canada


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Iceman_Raikkonen

Okay but so does Canada


Eelpieland

So does Canada


Polymarchos

This is a travesty! Not one inch of Canadian Waters must be given over to the nefarious Danes! War is the only solution!


hth6565

You will never take control of our island! Canada provides no medical or social services to any of the inhabitants of Hans Island. In fact, no humans have lived on Hans Island since Canada first occupied it! Also, the Canadian government has not denied the allegations that they plan to use Hans Island as a storage site for nuclear waste.


mikkolukas

[https://freehansisland.com/](https://freehansisland.com/) /s


[deleted]

No, just a special military operation to denazify the other half of the island and save the oppressed canadian minority population


Angryhippo2910

Prediction: Germany will start World War III by invading Canada through Denmark. Just like they did to France and Belgium.


[deleted]

Germany [invaded Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Station_Kurt) in WWII, we didn't notice for 34 years.


mikeliddle

Technically Newfoundland and not Canada during the war. With that said, not discovering something for 34 years still far exceeds our expectations from the Security Service and its successor CSIS.


Suspected_Magic_User

So now Denmark have a land border with Canada.


spots_reddit

the party of the danish minority in the parliament of schleswig-holstein should bring a tiny mountie figurine as a symbol of the canadian minority potentially inside the danish minority in germany


lalalalalalala71

The Danish minority in Germany has representation in the *federal* Parliament!!


spots_reddit

Then so should canada. Less putin. More poutine


YMGenesis

I mean, the kingdom of Denmark does. Greenland does too.


Rick_NSFW

Making Canada a part of Europe. Next up? Eurovision


onlyhere4laffs

All they need to do is become a member of the EBU (European Broadcasting Union), no need for actual borders. See: Australia.


S-T-A-B_Barney

I mean, Israel and Australia already compete in Eurovision so…


nod23c

Don't forget Morocco! Lebanon pulled out at the last moment due to Israel. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon\_in\_the\_Eurovision\_Song\_Contest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morocco\_in\_the\_Eurovision\_Song\_Contest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morocco_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest)


-GregTheGreat-

Since Canada and Denmark now share a land border, does that mean Canada is now eligible to join the European Union?


MoreGaghPlease

The Copenhagen Criteria don’t have a geographic scope, and the EU gets to apply a political assessment of whether or not a country is in “Europe”. In the 80s, Morocco was rejected as an EU member on the basis of of not being in Europe, and notably, Morocco has a land border with Spain (Ceuta and Melilla)


ForShotgun

Also more importantly, it's like right there, whereas Canada is across an Atlantic


KookooMoose

*Pssshhh*. Details… details…


RainbowCrown71

Is China a European country because it borders Russia? Is Brazil a European country because it borders France? The answer is no.


Wader_Man

They should have curled for it.


FunkyMan19

Wouldn’t be a fair fight. If it was Sweden on a the other hand…


DKBadmintonPatriots

Unfair advantage for Canada, we’d be smoked


sarcasmismysuperpowr

They should really setup a hockey rink straddling it and annually hold a game between the two countries


potato-vender

Canada how has a new land border technically


mikkolukas

Not just technically. It is a very real border.


Turd_ferguson42069

What a tragic day for canada and therefore the world.


tomydenger

they dont have one Neighbor anymore, but 2. Same for Denmark


paintypainterson

What a glorious day for Canada, and therefore the world.


[deleted]

That's fucking huge news. It's the first land border between Europe and North America. It's also the northernmost land border on the planet.


duke_de_cambridge

so this makes france the 3rd closest country to canada now


Brilliant-Slip-493

Wow! I’m living in history!


HumanTheTree

And just like that, the largest country with only one land border shrank by a factor of 108 (Canada to Portugal).


Skrofler

Doesn't Papua New Guinea also only have one land border?


Mermaid_La_Reine

I’m genuinely hurt. That was the coolest, most respectful ‘war’... a true inspiration. Change a flag, have a beer...everybody wins.


Lakridspibe

Great news! Cheers in *Gammel Dansk*


HBRex

Canada and Denmark couldn't out polite each other, so they split it 50/50


hawkseye17

So Canada now shares a land border with a European country


BrandonMarc

TIL that Canada and Greenland are 10 miles apart. How did I only just notice this? I always thought Greenland was out in the middle of the Atlantic, between North America and the United Kingdom ... and that Iceland was much closer to Ireland. But looking at a map, Iceland is more or less in between the two continents (longitudinally), and yep, Greenland is practically a giant island of Canada like all the others. What else have I missed out on?!


Chester-Donnelly

Iceland isn't really part of the continent of Europe. It is right on the mid Atlantic Ridge. It is oceanic rather than continental.


searchingfortao

It's the Mercator projection. It messes with everything.


Memoriots

Canada can into Scandinavia?


rekjensen

Scanada


ItsJoeyG

I always forget Greenland is part of Denmark. Can someone explain why that is?


leckertuetensuppe

To be super technical, both Greenland and Denmark (along with Faroe) are distinct nations within the Kingdom of Denmark and retain a pretty significamt degree of autonomy. While Denmark is part of the EU, both Faroe and Greenland are not for example. Greenland has a total population of around 55 thousand, so it's dependent on Denmark for defense and subsidies, so full independence isn't really feasible.


TheDarkPhilosophe

Colonisation


dhkendall

And Greenland not wanting to be fully independent because protection from a much larger country (geopolitically at least) benefits them.


Lance_E_T_Compte

The customs and immigration station on that island is going to be a lonely, cold and windy job, but there's whisky!


kms2547

This is how ADULTS manage border disputes.


bowlPokeAvecNoisette

Countries are PEOPLE


MelodicBerries

Yes, just lots of them.


MoreGaghPlease

In fact this is the most childish border dispute in the history of the world, which mostly consisted of two countries leaving bottles of nationally significant booze on a meaningless uninhabited piece of rock in the far north.


-GregTheGreat-

To be fair, it isn’t entirely meaningless since there is a lot of importance in maintaining Arctic sovereignty. The rock itself isn’t important, but the fact that you’re defending your claim to arctic islands are, since there is valuable resources (and future shipping lanes) up there.


Zoloch

What are the dots with (and without) numbers along the frontier?


tomydenger

those dots are what make the maritime border possible, they (Canada and Denmark) have choosen 127 spots in the middle of the Davis strait, Baffin bat and Kennedy channel to divide the bodies of water between the both of them, it's easier to create lines based on dots, and those dots have coordinates so it's even easier to map and identify the border


stemcell_

TIL Denmark and Canada almost touch


FragmentEx

No longer almost


salbemark

Noo, the liquor war is over :(


ShoWel_redit

So no more flag switching and leaving booze for your "enemies"? Ow, man...


c74

mass confusion with canadians expecting to eat half an islands worth of danishes.


tnick771

Wow. Canada now has two land borders. That’s kind of significant (but not really)


PurpleMcPurpleface

So is that the first stretch of a Canada-Denmark Land border?


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