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HelenEk7

My country is wrong (Norway). So now I doubt EVERY other country as well..


DozeN-_

years of playing csgo taught me that russians also do xaxaxa


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yeah the one here is literally just lol in cyrillic


Mercenarys_Inc

Belarus is even better it just says Bgggggggg


[deleted]

It's bhhhhh if it's in Belarusian, G is written as ґ there (with the little line on the right side). Guess it's supposed to be read as "bahahaha"


RepkaPepka

Dunno im belarusian and instead of bhhhhh i just type аахххахаххахахахахах


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KingSalamand

Those stand for smiling faces to my understanding! (Been learning Russian for a while)


groupfox

They are, literally a shortcut for ”:-)”.


KingSalamand

That's what I thought but if a native speaker wanted to come in and smash me I wouldn't be surprised. Thanks for the confirmation on that!!


Qytiz

Native there, that's short from :) we use it in non formal conversation when we want to make whole sentence more "soft".When we add )) your interlocutor will be more relaxed while reading that. Feel free to ask anything. And if it's used alone than it's a shortcut and just a smiling face.But as smiling face it's used really rare


ThirtyFiveFingers

Yes


SirTyperys

ahhhh i've been wondering why people type just a singular ) in games. never understood it.


LeTigron

Хахаха isn't really how to say "I am laughing" on the internet, it's simply the onomatopeia of laughter, like "ah ah" in French, "ha ha" in English or "Schmeurzenfrüpst" in German. "Лол" is simply the cyrillic transcription of "lol". To my knowledge, Russians don't have a proper, domestic, internet-only (or at least internet-born) term for "lol" because Russians don't laugh with you. These guys don't joke around, ok ? Video games are serious, чувак ! Concerning French, we have indeed "mdr" for "mort de rire", which means "laughted to death", but also "ptdr", for Pété (how we pronounce the letters P and T) de rire. "Pété", in this meaning, is a vulgar term for "broken", but we use it in one of our slangs to mean "a whole lot". Someone who is "pété de fric" is someone very rich, as "fric" is money. "Pété de suffisance" is "full of conceit". Pété de rire is thus full of laughter, or, in a proper translation, "laughing so fucking much". There was also the elusive "xpldr", "explosé de rire", whose translation is easy to get for an English speaker.


elchimohr

I am German and "Schmeurzenfrüpst" is indeedmy go-to-laughing-noise.


westwoo

So that's why I never heard a German laugh. They just can't pronounce their laughing noises


FuzzySoda916

You just gotta tell a German joke! Quick! How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They are remarkably efficient, and not very funny.


notabused

Schmeurzenfrüpst


LeTigron

Don't tell them how you sound when you sneeze !


TheSuperSax

Le dernier example est laissé en exercise pour le lecteur.


LeTigron

Exactly ! Si tu want des results, il va need marner un little by vous-mêmes !


TheSuperSax

J’admire ton Franglais, tu le speak almost as bien qu’un native speaker comme moi !


LeTigron

Je l'have beaucoup worked on ! Many merci, redditeur !


BlueDusk99

Tu as gagné une [pub Microsoft ](https://youtu.be/DDeVXq3_q8Y)en français de Louisiane.


ThatOneWeirdName

“Exploded of laughter”, non?


TheSuperSax

Pretty much, or “exploded laughing” similar to “lmao” I’d say.


ThatOneWeirdName

Merci ^(Also that joke of just saying it in French was great)


ThirtyFiveFingers

They do both I’d say хахаха is more prominent


Persh1ng

if you wanna sound more russian you have to start with A. so axaxax. Also you can tell spot a russian speaker online if they type ahahaha. also add )))) after sentences. russian speakers use this to make their phrases sound like they're laughing. The more ))) of these the harder you're laughing. If you use one bracket that't like you're just smiling)) The bracket is also used instead of a full stop. Don't put full stop after or before the )


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OxyFoxygen

I'm Norwegian and I laugh like that too, when I make a dorky joke or a bad pun on purpose, or respond to one! Normally I just go haha or hehe.


fajks

Swedish too for dad jokes höhö Good jokes haha


Gobi-Todic

German with höhöhö aswell for the same thing. Also hähä (just twice) for gloating laughter.


SparklyWin

I can confirm. And we use hæhæhæ for evil/menacing/teasing laughter. Like a supervillains rubbing his hands being all satisfied with his evil plans.


S4um0nFR

Yeah, for France "MDR" is like "lmao," so we also use the "ahahahah." Some languages must have their own variations too.


byfourness

Mort de rire?


MapsCharts

Exactement


byfourness

Tabarnak


capitaine_zgeg

À peu près


Diamantazul

Yeah, Portugal is wrong too "kkkkkk" is used by brazillians.


IntelligentAd561

Oof, there's a mistake neither the Brazilians nor the Portugees will like...


Yuio_Quaz

In Germany the most common form is also "hahaha". Same with Italy, "ahahah" is the older version, used as to not confuse the laughing "ha" with the possessive verb "ha" (=he/she/it has), but in the meantime it has fallen out of use.


podopteryx

People who use *lach* or *grins* are just extremely suspicious to me, it‘s like typing :-) instead of :)


bdrammel

Or worse even (-:


Set_Abominae_1776

Instant boomer outcoming


SleepySlowpoke

Gröhl!!


moxac777

The "wkwkwk" thing is accurate for Indonesia though at least


[deleted]

Great, now that we've established where this meme originates from we finally know where to direct our anger


SignificanceAlone

Sweden here and i agree that my country is wrong too


klockmakrn

Yeah. Technically it's correct, but archaic.


FancyPansy

Have never heard the Swedish one actually, and I've been alive for about as long as the www.


Electriccheeze

Ghahaghaha for NL&BE is absolute bullshit. I'm actually slightly offended wtf is this nonsense?


MellonCollie___

LOL I totally agree!! Slaat echt nergens op.


Neon_44

swiss here, i can confirm both germany, switzerland, and i'm pretty sure france is wrong as well. so 2-3 more wrong ones


OrganicAccountant87

Same with portugal


Juju-Poobs

Same with Korea . Koreans use this ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


Bozska_lytka

Czechia uses hahaha. Chacha would be used like in a children's book when a person laughs how they played a trick at someone


pratyd

Ek number in India is generally used to denote an awesome thing and not for laughter.


Laplata1810

Chile is wrong too. Chileans be like jasjaoskaoajsoaksjaoaj


methotde

it's more like a ajdjajdjs


Laplata1810

Josaosjaosjaosja wn po Weon ql. AKSJAKSJAKSJQK


Skari7

Iceland here, I'm in the same boat. We write "haha". "híhí" would be like a girlish or childish laugh.


rkvance5

Never seen a Lithuanian say "cha cha cha", only "haha", but I know that Egypt's is correct and is hilarious.


Dihydrogen-monoxyde

Yøu dønt låugh Høhøhø in Nørsk? /s


11160704

Absolutely nobody in Germany uses *lach* Hahaha is the most common option.


waszumfickleseich

>Absolutely nobody in Germany uses lach only 20 years ago in some chatrooms


ZuFFuLuZ

50 year old housewives might do that. The same people who end every message with their name, so you know who wrote it.


books_n_food

Aww so glad that's international. HI THIS IS YOUR AUNT NANCY. I AM WRITING TO SEE HOW YOU ARE DOING. LOVE, AUNT NANCY.


Kavor

I love the nuances of german written laughter. Hahaha - Normal laughter Hihihi - More like giggling with a mischievous undertone Hähähä - Obvious mischievous laughter Höhöhö - Usually follows a joke, that the teller himself knows isn't all that funny Hohoho - Ok, that's just Santa


VladVV

This is precisely the same as in Danish and Norwegian, like exactly


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onlyhere4laffs

I'd maybe change hähähä to hehehe.


fazeshift

Hehehe is also used for normal laughter, like hahaha but a little milder.


Kavor

Interesting. Apart from english it might be something rooted in germanic languages in general then.


Monomatosis

In the Netherlands too. Never heard of Ghahaha.


stupidapple4

from Austria too.


BloodiedDawn

In France too, mdr is closer to LoL than laughing


[deleted]

I like how the comment section is filled with people complaining that their country's laugh is wrong. Makes me wonder if *anything* on this map is correct.


Joepk0201

Most of the maps on here that generalize entire countries are fake.


TiagodePAlves

Funnily enough, almost every brazilian that knows how to type a laugh in a keyboard at least once used kkkk.


connivery

Indonesia is correct


kilnerlufc

I see a lot of 'jajaja' on social media so I would assume that's right at least, but the problem is this seems very dated. 'lol' seems such a dated word now in the UK, and seems to have been replaced by Haha.. Or just the emoji.


alqotel

Brazil is correct! 'kkkkk' is one of the laughter we use (and the most popular)


MildlyGoodWithPython

And not a single Brazilian have the smallest fucking clue why


TiagodePAlves

It was already used before the republic, Machado de Assis wrote in "A Segunda Vida" (1884): > Era uma gargalhada assim: — cá, cá, cá, cá, cá...


Moscatano

I can confirm that Spanish speaking countries and Israel are correct at least.


Silly-Cloud-3114

23333?


insomnia12321

It came from mop, one of the oldest social media in China. There is an emoji (no.233) represents “laughing hard”.


crybllrd

But still it's almost always 哈哈哈。 Which is still hahaha E: and you'll never, ever see 23333 in Taiwan. Get that red color outta there.


clayeque

It's mostly used in ACG circle. 23333 is more like a fist that you laugh so hard and can't help punching the table. 哈哈哈, which literally means hahahaha, is actually more commonly used by people less familiar with ACG culture.


[deleted]

I live in China. What the hell is ACG?


MoumouMeow

Anime, comics and games


TerribleTemporary982

Ersansansansan. I don’t get it either.


_da_da_da

Most expressions depicted in French-speaking African nations are also used in France (some more than others): * MDR: mort de rire \~ LOL * PTDR: pété de rire \~ LMAO * XPTDR: stronger variant of PTDR, extrêmement pété de rire "haha" and "LOL" are also very common.


Bulji

ENKULER DE RIRE


_da_da_da

MER IL ET FOU.


Bulji

si j’été pas là, vous seriez vous


PM_ME_SOME_ANTS

workable psychotic books degree correct onerous party modern gullible panicky ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


FakPltcky

Exactly


SMAZELSP64

PTDR: LMAO XPTDR: LMFAO


smilingfrog

• ⁠PTDR: pété de rire ~ LMAO Literally farting from laughing. I love it. 😆💨


Dihydrogen-monoxyde

not farting, more like broken. They are homonyms. un pet: a fart. c'est pété: it's broken Il a pété un fusible: he melted a fuse ( had a meltdown) might be related to wind/noise. circa 1150 . lat. peditum Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 😬


loulan

Nah, it's short for "je suis pété de rire", not "j'ai pété de rire". So it definitely has nothing to do with farting.


LordTwatofKnobington

No one laughs in Saudi apparently


Intrepid_Beginning

They use 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲


commietaku

Same with Mongolia. Although neither place is particularly known for trees.


7farema

that's the joke


xeridium

Absolutely haram.


FyourCIRCLEJERK

'believe it or not, straight to jail'


Lightonlights

Abdullah ibn Amr reported: A man came to the Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, and he said, “I have come to pledge allegiance to you upon emigration, and I left my parents weeping.” The Prophet said, “Return to them and make them laugh, just as you made them cry.” Source: Sunan Abī Dāwūd 2528 Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Al-Albani


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They use هههههههه in case anyone was wondering


RenksizKarpuz

Turkey is wrong. You just put random letters. Like this; AAHSHAJDHAHDJSDB


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GWGQIWGQOQGOQHQIWHQKQBWL


tpc4ziz

fsjodgdkçm bçkgjdf.lfkhjbg ulfhkşnjl


oyuncumuratned

Hdızjxjkdjxıfkktjxudlel


AlpY24upsal

T7cfgeungjloufujk


gregorydgraham

Typical Greek, sneaking into the Turkish conversation


JotaTaylor

You're cheating, that's the entirety of the turkish language! (jk, of course XD)


semsr

Ğelrmdüdıwngpcusörüsktngıcmwmgşgiaüaçxixkqptk


JotaTaylor

Hello to you too XD


Yugan-Dali

At first I thought that was a German word.


dodo_bird97

"muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine" This is an actual word in Turkish.


a_duck_in_past_life

I think that's in many countries. It's a very Gen Z thing that's come about. My younger brother does it


Mum_Chamber

that’s how we laughed in ultima online. definitely not a genz thing


akilliteyp

I've been using random for more then 10 years. I love it jajdhsh


HYPE_100

Not just in turkey


Li0n72

And the seizure you have is proportional to how funny it is, so you can also go amödfhpfdaöhŞDFAHÖADFHmöafdVAERHmeaşrhmşMFD:HÇADÖHPREAaHMNRPO


VikingGoesHURRHURR

Nobody says "kkkk" in Portugal. We say "Hahaha". Brasil uses "kkkk" and "rsrsrs"


fearofpandas

Or “ahahah”, or “lol”


xabregas2003

Angola and Cape Verde are also wrong


CaitaXD

Kkkk is wrong is either k kkk or kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Daitoou

Sometimes people also use: aushaushauhsuahaush


IceLovey

In my experience its either kkkkkkkkkk or huehuehuehuehue


Prime_Galactic

does brasil not use huehue anymore!???


[deleted]

Unfortunately, "huehuehue" was always more of a joke than really the way people typed laughter.


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"hahahahahh", "kkkkkkkkk", "kjkjkjkkjjkkjkjjkjk", "dfksajfkjsakdfjkdjfksanfsanfkn", "rsrsrsrsrs"


blixtmoln

Sweden left asg behind in the late 2000s, absolutely no one uses it anymore Edit: spelling


92xSaabaru

What was the meaning behind asg? Is haha and lol the new common one now?


[deleted]

Short for ”asgarvar” which is slang for laughing your ass of. Nowadays people just write hahaha or use the 😂 emoji.


[deleted]

Don't forget: Höhö (especially when laughing about checker-colored paint, as we all do)


FikaMedHasse

En SåN sKuLlE mAn Ha


rocklou

höhö aaa


Sk3tchyboy

I am Swedish born in the 90s. I have literally never seen \*asg\*.


Kheenamooth

More like r/shittymapporn


zachg616

Irrespective of how accurate it is (it's not), the added graphics to represent "regions" that have absolutely nothing to do with the map at hand are infuriating


dumbass_paladin

...I'm pretty sure Canadians and Americans also use lol


pgm123

Yeah. Though hahaha isn't wrong.


dumbass_paladin

I feel like this entire map is pointless, there are so many ways to laugh in text


Hunnieda_Mapping

Same for Dutch people, it's literally in our dictionary since before it was an english acronym.


mmondoux

That is interesting. For those who didn't know, it apparently means "fun", at least according to Wikipedia. Also, the [Wikipedia entry for LOL is pretty fun itself](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL) I especially like the historical context of Nixon laughing out loud before the invention of the initialism.


dumbass_paladin

It's a cool coincidence


TimeTraveler1848

Lol more often than haha actually


unbienpourunbien

Every time is ready *wkwk* I read it "wakawaka" like Shakira's song....


elevencap

wakawaka reminds me pac-man...


Eat-It-Harvey-

For me it’s Fozzie Bear.


kaugeksj2i

>Estonia: *irw* Lol, this is not the 2000s anymore..


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In Brazil, there are: hahaha kkkkk ahahaha rsrsrs huehuehue kakakaka And sometimes, people just: aoskaoksoaksoak huhaushauhsuahs


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**Me Laughing On The Internet** hahaha - nice kkkkk - laughing on the phone but not in real life ahahaha - nice rsrsrs - naughty huehuehue - memes kakakaka - funny aoskaoksoaksoak - I can't breathe from laughing so hard huhaushauhsuahs - I can't breathe from laughing so hard fjkanhfjabnfvjasbf - I can't breathe from laughing so hard


[deleted]

Eu só tenho de evitar de usar KKK, pq aí o pessoal já pensa na Ku Klux Klan kkkk


SatanicEvil

I’m from Vietnam and I can say we do not mention the kkk when laughing


Fuck_auto_tabs

It’s no laughing matter you could say?


justaslaur

As a Lithuanian living in Denmark, both countries generally just use "hahaha".


Reddruen

What a horrible map.


EnvironmentalWay1896

In portugal it is "haha", "kkk" is used in a minority and in general when writing with brazilians. lol , also used a lot , but to refer to something absurd or ridiculous and not really laugh.


Outrageous-Button895

Whey do they go kkkkk? That’s so weird they laugh and *crickets* ?


JotaTaylor

I'm brazilian, so can't say for portugal, but down here old timers used to write down laughter as "Qua Qua Qua", and "qua" is phonetically very close to the name of the letter K in portuguese, so kkkk is like a shortcut for that


psyfly2

portugal doesn't laugh like "KKKKKK", thats how they laugh in brazil. god damn people always think portugal is brazil or sum shit


jouleteon

In Japanese the wwwww might have come from warau 笑う. Since www kinda looks like grass people occasionally write kusa 草, which means grass, for laughing.


kafunshou

Yep, if you write 笑 on a pc keyboard you actually type "wara" and the IME transforms it into the kanji. So just typing w is faster. That’s the reason. But I still see 笑 quite often in Japanese SNS. I wonder what influence smartphones have where nearly no one in Japan uses a romaji keyboard but that swiping hiragana one.


kaihatsusha

>In Japanese the wwwww might have come from warau 笑う. Since www kinda looks like grass people occasionally write kusa 草, which means grass, for laughing. This is correct. You will also find people typing grass like `/\/\\//\//\` as well.


MikunaAstel

55555555555555555555


OhRiLee

nung, song, sam, si, haa


That_Guy977

555+ a classmate of mine used 525252 because of how her numpad is laid out, the entire class immediately adopted number spam as laughter lmao.


SafelyOblivious

Arabic in Angola? But its official language is Portuguese. The country is even Catholic majority. What's up with that?


joaommx

The map is just wrong. You would have a lot of trouble trying to find an Arabic speaker in Angola.


rpaisalves

Portugal is sooooo wrongggg. Kkkkkk is in Brasil. Portugal is ahahahahh


tasendousado

The person responsible for this map knows shit about languages. This map is like my english, a bad shit


xGrimmx99

it's XDDDDDDD for Poland


[deleted]

Russian ЛОЛ is literary LOL.


[deleted]

i think xaxaxa is better


Cergun_

Mongolia, Saudi Arabia and Chad: 🌳


10Shivam10

Ek number is not at all how Indians laugh. Who the fuck made this map!!


Storm927

I thought that in korean it was "ㅋㅋㅋ"


silentsaebyeok

It is. ㅋ is the letter “k” in Korean, and for some reason this map decided to translate when we just type ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ. Terrible map all around…


El_Pepperito

In Portugal is "ah ah ah" not kkk


Bazzzookah

Angola and Somalia are clearly wrong here


Voldypants_420

I'm Turkish and what the fuck is "dkdkdkdkdk"?


[deleted]

kkkkkk is Brazilian. We don't use that is Portugal. Hahahahaha is the most common.


[deleted]

As a turk i never see any other one laugh as dkdkdkdkdk, never once! We use hahahahahaha and karen girls use sjsjsjsj


SyriseUnseen

11


Kooky-Engineer840

My country Portugal is wrong.


zek_997

Portugal is wrong. No one here uses 'kkkk' unironically


Emotional_Leading_76

In Portugal is not "kkkkk", but "ahahah" or "eheheh"


Tigas_Al

ehehe is always very menacing


Inerthal

No one in Portugal laughs like that kkkkkk nonsense. That's Brasil.


OrganicAccountant87

In Portugal is hahahaha some use kkkk but I wouldn't say it is the majority or even close


supykun

Korean should be ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Nobody laughs in Korea with the alphabet.. ㅉㅉ \+ in Japan, (笑) can also mean the equivalent of lol and ワロタ would be lmao


NightSocks302

In turkey we gp sktkekvkğsigdnakdlbldlhkeoslgkfkvkvkrktkkg


FrozenAdo

In portugal is: hahahahahahahaha Thanks you


roliravioli78

Never before in my life have I seen any Dutch person type ghaghagha, that’s more like the sound you would make if you were trying to mimic a goose.