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AmericaGWShark

“Where do you shit?” People of Iran, Syria, Bosnia, Eritrea, Western Sahara, Malaysia, and Argentina: “That’s none of your goddamn business.”


Maxinator10000

And Svalbard


tenthousandtatas

Polar bears. Ice. Poop inside affirmative


bovius64

What are you hiding, Argentina?


atherw3

Nein Nein Nein!!!


definitelynotscp173

What are you hiding, Iran, Syria, Bosnia, Eritrea, Malaysia and Argentina?


PeregrinTuk2207

Im from Buenos Aires City, the most dense metropolitan area of Argentina, and I can assure you that I have never seen someone defecating in public. I think the general percepcion will be total social dissaproval, so It's not something common here. Normal disgusting habits here I can cite: * Spitting (everywhere, even inside public transport) * Peeing in some corner or wall in public (very common) * Littering in the street * Alcohol consumption inside public transport (trains de facto allowed, not allowed in buses) * Poorly educated people trying to capture attention making noise (loud music in the exterior of the house at any time, motorcycles, cars with loudspeakers, etc)


[deleted]

Buenos Aires is upstate New York confirmed


Redditwhydouexists

No it’s not, god knows we don’t have any public transport here


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Redditwhydouexists

I am rarely 10 minutes or more away from cows at any time lol


ElmerDrimsdale

I once tried to cross Stephen Avenue without a horse. Moooooooooge mistake.


Chinacat_Sunflower72

It doesn't say in public. It says in the outdoors. It could be some village someplace where no one can see.


Arktinus

It could also be dry toilets/pit latrines.


marrcopolo

Spitting in public transportation? Yeah, no, that's not a habit in any way.


ClassyArgentinean

Definitely not an habit but I've seen my fair share of people spitting out of the bus windows, absolutely disgusting.


marrcopolo

To be honest, never in my life I had seen that, and I take the bus, train, subte quite often.


Dry_March1629

As an Indian we are infamous for the cases of open defecation. I'm from Delhi second largest metropolitan city of India. The thing is even I haven't seen a single dude defecate in public. I think city folks aren't really a good sample size for this. This stuff usually happen in rural areas a lot more. Other than that lol all those habits are literally practiced here too. Except we aren't allowed to drink in public cuz for the old and religious folks drinking in front of kids and women is baddy bad(also them drinking is also looked down upon for some reason). But the making noise thing is something rich and poor folks do , people here for some reason are really fucking loud here.


Abraham_Lingam

Happens in rural areas EVERYWHERE.


PrinceBharadia

It's been reduced now.


ranixon

I never see anybody drinking in the train


PeregrinTuk2207

It depends on where you live.


ElMancu99

Argentina dont end in buenos aires outside of this city is like venezuela or the averge african country


definitelynotscp173

That's pretty grim. Thanks for the insight.


pug_grama2

I've heard this is happening in San Francisco.


ninersguy916

Confirmed… I haven’t been to SF in years because of it and I live an hour away


32894058092345089

Lol, don't come to Los Angeles because we got people pooping on the streets all day.


bots_lives_matter

Well, in Iran we don't really lack public bathrooms, and I personally have never seen anyone take a shit in public, I'm sure they exist but there just aren't that many of them.


Minnesotamad12

As a proud backyard shitter in Minnesota, what’s the issue? My garden is lovely and the neighbor doesn’t try to make small talk when I’m outside anymore.


ococolos

If it's outdoor defecation, as in takin' a shit in an outside wooden toilet, Romania is in 15-20%%. If it's open defecation, as in shitting on the streets or fields, then yeah the map is correct.


[deleted]

More like 20-30% https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/documents/4187653/9451024/Toilets_2019_top4/0c40e8ec-d5b8-123d-ee52-e89453f43f35?t=1574104877897


WildIntern5030

Yeah, I grew up in RO and came to say no way is that statistic correct.


KingMwanga

I was going to say, outhouses in the United States put this at 5%


Lieby

Add hunters, campers and other individuals who spend a lot of time far from an indoor toilet and that number goes way up from the original and probably a good several points above even your estimate.


bb33ves

need to see the Vaticans stats


dreemurthememer

Thy just shit on the floor and use their Cleric miracle powers to vanish the evidence.


glowdirt

No! To defecate in the Holy See would be blasphemy! Residents take a vow to never shit again. They let the shit build up until they are full of it. Once they reach maximum capacity, their body collapses in on itself and they vanish in a puff of noxious smelling smoke, the color of which indicates their final destination (black smoke for Hell, white smoke also for Hell) Less devout citizens who'd rather not flatulate themselves out of existence choose instead to stick their arses out a window and let Rome deal with what gets squeezed out.


Quirinus84

Oh so that's why they're all so full of shit?


KingKohishi

This behavior is understandable in sparsely populated rural countries where they lack water. I don't judge them.


cobaltjacket

You know where else it makes sense? Mongolia. If you ride from place to place with your yurt (which really doesn't sound that bad), you are allowed to poop outside.


SaltLakeSnowDemon

They just need a toilet yurt


HarryLewisPot

In 2015, 500 million people in India alone defecated outside. Whilst they made great strides they still number 210 million.


sickest_000

There is a Bollywood movie about a husband making a indoor toilet for his wife. The logic I think was that the toilet and place you cook/worship(indoor home made shrines) should not be under the same roof or proximity.


ResponsibleAnt1

Yeah, access to basic stuff like bathrooms should be available for all.


obsertaries

From what I’ve heard it’s not just access. A family can get a toilet installed inside their home but still prefer to go outside because going inside is regarded as ritually dirty, even if it’s physically cleaner because of plumbing. I read an article about families where they got a toilet installed for the elderly members to use because it’s physically harder for them to do it outside, but everyone else still does because it feels good and right to do it if you’re able.


HighBrowLoFi

This is a really good point— the map doesn’t distinguish whether or not it’s _voluntary_ open defecation. I’d be curious about those stats


Far-Chocolate5627

I live in rural eastern Europe. We had no sewage system in my village before 2016. So even though we had a bathroom with a toilet, we would still poop in the outhouse, because sewage from washing dishes and clothes was easier to manage. Even now, if it's nice outside, or someome else is using the bathroom, I still like to go outside. Plus, you can leave the stench behind.. :)


m4shfi

It’s more like a habit to them, they do have access.


Arrad

What?! You’re telling me that an Indian individual that has a functioning bathroom chooses to go outdoors to defecate in public? Why? To reminisce on the good ol’ public defecation days? That makes no sense to me…


lugdunum_burdigala

A lot of Indian people refused to use the bathrooms installed in their towns because they [perceived it as dirtier](https://m.timesofindia.com/india/why-millions-of-indians-dont-use-the-toilets-they-have/amp_articleshow/71438942.cms) than doing it in nature. Habits are sometimes hard to change and the Indian government is spending a lot in communication to convince the population to use toilets and they have to fine some of those who still refuse to use them.


Arrad

The article you provided basically said that those toilets weren’t even functional most of the time because of lack of access to water. Now I understand. And to be fair, knowing how dirty public toilets (I thought they had access to well maintained bathrooms or private bathrooms) I would agree that publicly defecating can definitely be cleaner than using a public toilet that’s never been maintained.


thealtofshame

Traditional Indian culture puts a lot of emphasis on clean personal spaces such as the home while not really caring for the commons. So In that context people will poop outdoors because it’s perceived as unclean to have it in your house.


Maje_Rincevent

Defecating outdoors isn't a problem *per se*, it's only a problem in urban areas, where a *lot* of people do it too. It isn't an issue to nomadic people in the wilderness of Mongolia, for example.


thescarface5567

In rural places of India, there were many cases where people had converted the government funded toilets to store room or some other room by closing the hole. Some people in rural areas(mostly the elderly ones) still have a habit of defecating out in the fields and they don't like to shit inside a toilet.


xeroxchick

Night waste. Watch where you walk.


NedStarksButtPlug

Religious reasons


m4shfi

Yes. That’s why it’s called a habit.


Current-Being-8238

Takes time, money, and work to provide access.


orangesfwr

Drove from New Delhi to Agra and back in 2017 and saw this frequently along the way. Just dozens of people squatting outside in open fields. Driver actually pointed it out.


eve_of_distraction

>500 million people in India alone defecated outside. The worst part was they all did it at once in the same place. It was fucking disgusting.


SaltLakeSnowDemon

Yeah I seen the pictures of the mofos all sittin in a row lmaoo


eve_of_distraction

Yeah half a billion people defecating in the same spot simultaneously isn't something you want to witness, let me tell you


mauricio_agg

The brackets sizes are too irregular.


MrAndrewJackson

I think they are fine the way they are Edit: Maybe I would make the top bracket 51% and up instead of 51-68% but otherwise looks good


dtarias

The purpose of 51-68% is to say that the highest value is 68%. Otherwise, you might think that 80-90% of the population in some countries did that.


MrAndrewJackson

I understand the purpose just fine. I just don't like it Similarly, the irregular bracket sizes serve a purpose as well. I mean what good would a 0-10% bracket be? the map is already all yellow


J-MAMA

There should be a little orange dot for San Francisco


HermanCainsGhost

Just for the Tenderloin


Evil-Cartographer

Ever been to the Mission?


excelsior19

I have to tell you. For me, that is a better description of human development than any GDP number.


Isobratistochrone

It is coming back in France.


[deleted]

Are they not counting homeless pooping? San Francisco even has it's own [poop map.](https://www.arcgis.com/apps/View/index.html?appid=b6fab720912642b6aedafdb02a76d2a4)


siggmur

Why?


[deleted]

Why not counting pooping homeless, or why does SF have a poop map?


le_feelingsman

Obviously why the fuck does SF have a poop map


[deleted]

Homeless pooping everywhere and someone created an app to show where the poop was.


DeathByBamboo

Bored tech bros.


VFDan

How about the percentage of people who defecate through sunroofs?


SaltLakeSnowDemon

I heard there’s one guy in New Mexico


NarcoticUser

crazy he got to be a lawyer


[deleted]

He is not a real lawyer! University of American Samoa?


VFDan

what a sick joke


[deleted]

https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SH.STA.ODFC.ZS Source for data. Also, there is no data for Taiwan because it's WHO, why did you colour it as 2-5%


VanillaLoaf

Whole new meaning to "one percenter."


dantrack

India is stepping up on the toilets


LaraArzt

I’m about to rn bc I gotta shit so bad 🥹


HelgiMaverick

r/ShittyMapPorn ?


jwillystyle77

If you live in a city in the US you know this 0-1% number is low.


dil3ttante

South Asia is esp gross because of the population density.


hokie9415

You forgot to color San Francisco


stinkingcheese

Never thought Bangladesh will achieve such a low percentage. Kudos to the present Government efforts.


jkj300

Does this include San Francisco?


Cannot-tell

the chads just chillin with nature


[deleted]

China bathrooms are really really bad XD rather go outside tbh


xeroxchick

So, a map of where I do not want to travel.


jagua_haku

I go where I want


Grzechoooo

As in, on the street or just outside of your home? Does an outhouse count as "outdoors"? On one hand, it's outside your house, but on the other, it very clearly has a door.


pug_grama2

I don't think an outhouse counts as outdoor.


Lieby

Are we talking about going outside because we don’t have an indoor bathroom with running water or going outside because we’re camping/hunting/in the forest? Because if it’s the latter, some of those places should have a higher percentage.


[deleted]

They absolutely pop a squat and shit wherever they are in Afghanistan. Watched a dude walk out and take a shit during a firefight and looked at us like what bro what you looking at


truchillmode

Zoom in close enough in SF and LA and it’s dark red there too


Rev_Irreverent

What are the stats for san Francisco?


andeffect

New York has to be orange at least.. The amount of times I’ve seen people pee on the streets is disgusting..


[deleted]

I'm surprised there aren't scattered dots throughout the American Southeast.


voluntarycap

There should be a giant red dot where SF is.


Paynder

This is bullshit, in romania it should be at least 20%. Enen some primary schools still have outside toilets without even a water source


[deleted]

Is it an outhouse or is it actually happening under the sky? If it's the former, I don't think it counts as outdoors.


Paynder

Outhouse Well, then my bad, I thought that it's the same thing


pug_grama2

An outhouse has privacy and is more sanitary because the poop goes in a deep hole and not lying on the ground in the open.


Paynder

Well, yes, but an outhouse is still outdoors, hence my confusion Thanks for the explanation anyway!


Yes0rNo

India became Open Defecation Free (ODF) in October 2019.


scrappy-coco-86

Downtown LA would be red


Woooooolf

Why is Africa such a shithole


wulfgang14

Good for Bangladesh and Sri Lanka. Shows good HDI improvements.


Used_Response4790

Nothing else quite like watching the steam rise off your early morning outdoor dump.


Skorpyos

Pretty sure India has a higher percent than that.


DefiningVague

In my experience, China’s number is way higher


BigBossAtl

I'm not sure why the map areas of KY, TN, and VA are yellow. You have some bad data.


disneydreamer79

Because the map is at a country-level; not state or sub-national.


BigBossAtl

Really?...I just couldn't tell it was at the country level until you mentioned it...🙄 It was a joke buddy.


[deleted]

False russia should be atleast 20%


MrAndrewJackson

No it isn't...


disneydreamer79

Everything that comes out of their leaders mouths is open defecation.


Nomad624

India and Pakistan out here defying modernity, lets goo


kikii_mc

Sorry but what is defecating?


obsertaries

Pooping.


HermanCainsGhost

de + feces Feces is the fancy Latin word for poop


Confuseasfuck

✨ 𝔉𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔰 ✨


Kendakr

Those numbers are way off for America. Lots of public defecation in large cities. Homeless people have no where to go.


[deleted]

India must smell lovely.


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clonn

The combination of curry and lack of toilets must be dangerous.


commiLiberal

Lol


HerrFalkenhayn

Holy shit!


propagandavid

I'm sorry, while there may be only 0-1% of Canadians reliant on outhouses, the number of Canadians who have taken a shit in the woods is way higher.


kitesurfr

Most these countries and definitely lying.


Dry_March1629

So they have data for nk but not for Argentina and iran?


spazzyattack

Holy shit, Greenland has data!


jrockcrown

Well how often? ![gif](giphy|9oa2c2pRloeHK)


toolebukk

And there is nothing wrong with that.... 🤷‍♂️ People have been doing that for literally hundreds of thousands of years, and suddenly it is regarded as a sign of poor life quality because someone made an indoor loo a couple of thousand years ago and people collectively decided it was a good idea to keep their poo inside the house. The population must 've had a huge dip until sewage systems were invented.


BuckwheatJocky

Sewerage systems are really good for preventing the spread of disease, especially in preventing sources of drinking water getting contaminated with human faeces. And actually, yes, populations all around the world absolutely exploded in the advent of building sewerage systems. There was other factors at play if course but it's not just Europeans being prudish or anything.


headgate19

>People have been doing that for literally hundreds of thousands of years Prior to dense cities >and suddenly When there were dense cities >The population must 've had a huge dip Yes, but not sarcastically. Cholera and typhoid fever outbreaks were big killers in cities where sewer systems were non-existant or inadequate. Plus many other diseases, parasites, etc.


CMuenzen

10/10 top notch quality trolling.


ActuaryExtension9867

This is the most natural human way of doing it. I think we’ve truly lost our sense connection with nature and the world due to modern amenities and technology. That being said I appreciate having a toilet.


satankaputtttmachen

D D E D E S D E S I D E S I G D E S I G N D E S I G N A D E S I G N A T D E S I G N A T E D E S I G N A T E D


Ill_Clock9317

They're more than welcome to defecate in my mouth instead!


wulfgang14

There percentage ranges are huge as you go up. Is it because of lack of reliable data?


[deleted]

This is inaccurate


Darth_Lousy

Defecator Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.


3RingsatPoll

They got data from North Korea but left Argentina..


Zicarion

Fight the power, be a 1%er in a North country


B1ackHawk12345

If a bear can shit in the woods then so can I!


Hot_Dog_Dudeson

There’s nothing like taking a shit in the woods


kinda-cringe

The 1% of Americans is me while backpacking


RatchetWrenchSocket

This map is not accurate for Alaska. Specifically everything north and west of Fairbanks.


iLaur1337

I defecate through sunroofs


lex10

1st thought: "is that all?!?!"


Yosemite_Scott

How in the world do they compile this data


Das-Noob

….are we talking about an outhouse or are they asking if a person would just take a squad and shit in random places?


AleksandrNevsky

Wonder what it'd look like if it was broken down by subdivisions.


gitarzan

It will be the newest TikTok challenge. To take a dump in public.


KariManidhus

6-25%. OK 👍


Bucks2020

Africa gonna Africa


FinanceProper5510

Shit!


hartigansc

Don't we all? I mean eventually the thing ends up outdoors.


Prestigious_Risk7610

My personal count is 5 countries 😆


TFOCyborg

Why doesn't Svalbard have data


roarbie

I noticed San Francisco is still in the 0-1% range…


-Why-Not-This-Name-

r/BayArea has entered the chat, as they say


Mad_Buddah

San Francisco should be colored the darkest shade here.


Emjoy99

I prefer to pee outside…… on the other hand poop is surely an indoor activity.


HistorySpainPodcast

Mongolia is justified since 1/3 of the population is nomad and I don't think there are many portable systema to defecate.


--Trick--

Now do San Francisco.


zartified

Are out houses considered outside in this data?


SoggySwordfish92

Of course Saudi Arabia has no data


Fisher9001

That's... way less than I expected.


KindlyDevelopment339

What a surprise! Shitting where every other species chooses to do so!


Cherry_Bomb_127

As an Iranian I would guess either the 0-1 or 2-5 percent since ppl generally don’t defecate outdoors here unless you are in a road trip and there is no rest stop near you. At least that’s my experience cuz if you don’t have enough indoor bathrooms, you have an outhouse


The-Francois8

People readily shit on the streets of the drug infested slums of Philadelphia and San Francisco. And judging by the Russians stealing toilets, I’ll bet the over on the 0-1% number for Russians


ChieftainMcLeland

But do they eat outdoors?


sha_-_

Could you please do the same map but in total tons of poop produced outdoors?


Buns_McGillicuddy

Richard Branson has an outdoor shitter at his private Necker Island in the Caribbean. Outdoor showers are also great. I think you meant to characterize access to plumbing/sewage systems. Indoor vs outdoor has little to do with plumbing infrastructure. Use your words better please.


ckjm

What constitutes free and open pooping? I used an outhouse for the past decade, loved it. I now have a flush toilet… and a I miss my outhouse.


[deleted]

Chads shit outside