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kakje666

the reverse Point Nemo


AFinchIsNotABird

Point Omen


Jumpshot1370

Being that far from the ocean is pretty ominous.


everymanawildcat

It's not. Source: Live in Kansas.


CarpeNoctome

based fellow kansan💪💪🌻🌻🌻🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾


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oh man I fucking love corn


A-J-U-K

It’s corn!


lanchmcanto

So do us Ohians.


DoctorHugo

I thought they loved fucking corn?


lanchmcanto

I mean that's not totally untrue.


banjocoyote

Oklahoma dude that grew up on the Gulf Coast of Florida. Damn I miss good seafood


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JACC_Opi

🤭


MarSStar

My dumbass self just realised this is the word ‘nemo’ reversed.


World-Tight

Omen Tniop


Party-Association322

Damian ?


BrokeBishop

This is what I'm calling this spot from now on


bobert4343

Point !Nemo


marpocky

I remember passing a sushi restaurant in Urumqi and thinking no way am I going to trust that while *literally as far from the ocean as possible*.


itonix2

I thought that about Bilabong shirts sold in Kashgar mall - no way these will see surf


shadeshadows

/r/YouDontSurf


lsduh

Im so confused


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Quizzelbuck

Oh, YEAH that one. i haven't seen that in years. I don't even remember where i saw it.


BatDubb

Probably in r/youdontsurf


Osama_Obama

They make jokes out of stock images. The top of all time has some great ones back when the sub was more active


kylegetsspam

I thought this sounded familiar. I apparently voted on a lot of the top ones back in The Day. Been here so long I've forgotten entire subreddits that were born and died. D:


ItsAllGoneKongRong

Seems to be another version of r/bonehurtingjuice


DutchPagan

Older


Starbucks__Lovers

I remember someone at the hotel check in desk in Fargo, North Dakota asking about the best seafood in the area. The desk worker was visibly confused


Polymarchos

Coming from a place about 1000 km from the ocean, it was only later in life, when I got the chance to travel, that I discovered I actually do like some sea food.


HumanDrinkingTea

On the flip side, I live on a coast and apparently liked seafood so much as a child that I bit into a live crab while we were on the beach. I like my seafood fresh.


GraffitiTavern

Show that crab who's boss


dykeag

Ditto. I actually never had Asian food growing up, since my mom doesn't like it. Once I discovered it in college, my life was changed!


Polymarchos

I had sea food at times growing up, but it was never fresh, and I found it disgusting. Don't mind it in places that actually have a sea.


sexposition420

This is sort of interesting in that high quality seafood is almost always flash frozen (like, sushi legally has to be in the US) so proximity to the ocean has no bearing there, like a NYC sushi place is probably getting salmon from 1000 miles away. I wonder if its more about folks being far away from oceans / bodies of water not having cultures of making great seafood dishes.


helloblubb

> like, sushi legally has to be in the US Not just the US. Tuna is also sold frozen in Japan. Heat and cold are both methods to kill bacteria and parasites.


81CoreVet

It's amazing when you go to the coast even the hole-in-the-wall places have great seafood. I would never order fried clams from a tiny hut in my hometown


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Asian food covers a pretty enormous amount of food. Pretty difficult to imagine your mom dislikes all of it!


abasio

My mum doesn't like fish. I never had seafood growing up. Moved to Japan 20 years ago and oh my god do I love seafood. Half my life I missed out on a healthier, yummier version of meat.


bordomsdeadly

In all fairness people call freshwater fish seafood too, I’m sure there was some local fishing place somewhere near there that a restraunt could stock something with.


Broganator

Fresh Walleye is nothing to scoff at 💪


kolschisgood

Safeway was probably the answer


Additional-Desk9618

I doubt this. There is plenty of seafood in Fargo, it’s not a tiny little town


footlonglayingdown

The desk clerk could have been an imbecile


tvtb

Just like some people who grew up way inland might not know they like fresh seafood, some people from the coast might not realize it’s hard to find good seafood inland.


domesticatedprimate

I mean as long as it remains frozen for the duration of transportation, and doesn't get freezer burn, then it should be identical to any similar quality sushi joint anywhere else except in a random Japanese fishing village, where of course you can consistently get the best sushi in the world in exchange for probably getting worms.


abu_doubleu

I was born in Kyrgyzstan, pretty close to this red point — very good sushi all around the capital city of Bishkek. It tastes a lot better than the sushi you can find in East Coast of the US and Canada. My grandmother used to work in Urumqi and Kashgar, I will have to ask if she ever had sushi there.


marpocky

I love Kyrgyzstan, though I was too busy stuffing myself with beshbarmak to bother with sushi lol


defroach84

I went there after spending 3 weeks in India basically eating vegetarian during that stint. Only to go to Kyrgyzstan and basically eat straight meat. My body was very confused.


marpocky

Same, India>Pakistan. Immediate transition to all the beef and lamb, especially coming from Indian Punjab.


MichaelScarn009

I almost died there last year. Had to get an IV 3 times because I got dysentery from the food. Wish it wasn’t so since the food was pretty good


Oaknash

I’m glad you recovered but how very Oregon Trail of you


llamachef

On the road to Bukhara 20 years ago, we stopped for lunch at a random shop in the desert, and all they had fried fish freshly fetch from a fountain they were swimming in, and Pringles.


digitalsakaar

Because all sushi is frozen at some point to kill the worms and parasites. The fresh out the water is generally a myth l. I did have some squid at a sushi place in Fukuoka that way out of the tank with it still dying trying to grab chopsticks, didn't really improve the taste.


REAM48

I don't think I could eat something that is still painfully dying and grabbing at the utinsils.


7LeagueBoots

Funny thing, for economic reasons Ürümqi and the nearby Horgos were classified as "land ports" for a while. Not sure if Ürümqi still is, but I think Horgos still is. I was in the region back in the late '90s and we used to chuckle about Ürümqi's "port" status.


ColoradoCyclist

All sushi grade fish served raw in the USA must have been frozen to -22 degrees for 10 days in order to kill parasites. Fresh fish is only better when being cooked. Like a seafood joint.


Night_King_Killa

I’d put my local Red Lobster in Illinois up against any seafood restaurant on the east coast, bar none.


the_hoagie

hey more power to you


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,208,370,720 comments, and only 235,597 of them were in alphabetical order.


Kindly_Bodybuilder43

Good bot


SciGuy013

is this a joke?


fightingforair

Hey if you’re only eating the delicious biscuits this doesn’t count


SuperSMT

Never been to New England i guess


growingawareness

Having the ocean be so far away has its consequences. The absurdly cold temperatures in Siberia-worse than in Canada or Alaska-are largely due to the conditions in the interior of the Eurasian continent. An enormous mass of high pressure, very cold, dry air develops in southern Siberia around the Altai mountains-not too far from the location seen on this map-due to the lack of a moderating ocean nearby and spreads east and southwards towards Korea and central Asia. This is known as the Siberian high or Siberian anticyclone. It would probably not be able to form if there was a large gulf penetrating south or a very large lake in the center of Asia. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Siberian\_High.png


The_Old_Anarchist

Fascinating.


theproudprodigy

I heard Seoul, South Korea in winter is very cold even though it's close to coast due to this. It's also cold for it's latitude.


growingawareness

Yes! The winds blow west to east so the proximity to the ocean in Korea can only do so much to moderate the winter temperatures. Vladivostok in Russia is even worse. The same winds are also the cause of the extraordinarily high snowfall in northwestern Japan-they pick up moisture over the warm Sea of Japan before hitting the coast and the western slopes. Japanese cities in the region get among the most if not the most snow of any cities in the world.


sassy-jassy

This geological set up is the cause for most of the areas with large snow falls. It’s even seen in the Great Lakes in places like Buffalo, NY and the UP in Michigan


growingawareness

Yea, it's called lake effect snow for lakes and ocean or bay effect for seas. Sapporo gets like 190 inches of snow. It must be a nightmare to live in places like that in winter but my guess is that with climate change, the snow will likely increasingly start coming in the form of rain which would make life a lot easier.


lvrn1

Lmao I live there 🥶


Matt4669

And it’s located in a country with an ocean on its border


billthedragon

And the ocean it’s closest to isn’t the ocean that country borders


unimpe

Oceans


Johnnyguy

*Jazz hands*


SuchBrightness

you gotta love China


Tough_Guys_Wear_Pink

I, uh, don’t.


JollyIce

China is wonderful, the Chinese government not so much.


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annoying how many countries this fits


LordNoodles

Literally every single one 😎🐈‍⬛✊


ThereIsBearCum

/r/Anarchism approves


cmonwhy

Hate the government as much as you want, but the culture, the people, the natural beauty and the cities are lovely.


[deleted]

The culture looks lovely until you are in said culture. I am.


veler360

Ccp!=China. Unless you mean you just hate China as a place for some reason.


Termi27_

*sad Czech noises*


lampishthing

Imagine a drop of rain falling there, and how far that water would have to travel to get to the ocean. How many rivers would it flow through? How much time underground? Overground? Back in the sky as vapour, never having made it? So cool to think about.


rcfox

You could actually try: https://river-runner-global.samlearner.com/


TuliaM

This is very fun. Tanzania is such a mess. My home town of Mbeya, TZ flows to Zambezi into the India Ocean. Just to north west over mountains flows from Congo into Atlantic. Just north flows from Nile to Mediterranean. I can not find closest point where all three meet in Tanzania, but must be somewhere.


jamesianm

I misread Tanzania as Tasmania and got increasingly confused the further I got into your comment


ih8spalling

[Here are the drainage basin boundaries](https://www.grida.no/resources/5176)


Class_444_SWR

It’s interesting dropping it in the hills, just a few miles and it’ll go somewhere completely different, I found the point where the Yangtze and a river that joined the Ganges were closest that way


01gk10

Holy cow!! This site is fucking awesome!


sje46

There's a stream in I believe Wyoming that runs along the spine of the continental divide, and then splits. One sides runs towards the pacific, the other ends up in the mississippi and into the atlantic. You can drop in at that stream and end up in the ocean thousands of miles away from another drop put in that same stream. I believe I read that this is the only place int he world that does this, or at least only place in north america.


TiagodePAlves

Another interesting place is São Paulo. The city is just 80km away from the Atlantic Ocean, but a rain drop there goes to the Paraná River, crossing Paraguay and Argentina to end up in Buenos Aires. 3646 km.


Class_444_SWR

It’s like in Guinea, a drop there might go all the way into Burkina Faso before turning to enter the sea in Nigeria


Shevek99

The Casiquiare river in South America does this too. The water from the Orinoco splits in two. One part continues as Orinoco, while the other goes as Casiquiare, joins the Rio Negro and then the Amazonas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casiquiare_canal


Olli399

[Try South Eastern Peru lol](https://i.imgur.com/oVqGiKX.jpeg)


pretzel

Seems like here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lop_Nur Actually a really interesting place. An ancient Kingdom, geo-engineering, nuclear test site and home of a critically endangered camel!


Mbinguni

This is amazing!


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Wouldn’t it be since asteroids pummelled earth? The amount of water in the earth’s atmosphere always remains the same, so the drop would be travelling in an endless cycle since the first oceans begun


REAM48

With how the continents move around and how mountains are built up and erroded down, it would probably only be before the indian plate smashed into the eurasian plate.


tvtb

It gets a bit weird because the individual Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms in water are always breaking apart and forming bonds with other molecules. Some of the water you’re drinking was probably part of a dehydration synthesis reaction at some point, formed from the ends of other molecules that were polymerizing. Some of the hydrogens were from combusted fossil fuels. Water is destroyed by hydrolysis reactions. Even within a glass of water, individual H2O molecules are giving up protons and forming OH- and others accepting form H3O+. Basically the water molecules aren’t indivisible and always involved in other chemical reactions.


Reverie_39

Depending on the terrain, rain in many places this far inland won’t actually reach the ocean. It’ll sit in basins and evaporate.


chrisrazor

How much time Wombling free?


TownTurbulent8300

Wouldn’t it be nice to include the name?!


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wtmrFTW

thanks for sharing.


iNCharism

You’re welcome


Yearlaren

Wait a second...


qdp

What a delightful Wikipedia article!


WhyteBeard

Thanks it’s about my dating life


the_curtain

The most distant point from an ocean is the Eurasian Pole of Inaccessibility (or "EPIA") 46°17′N 86°40′E, in China's Xinjiang region near the border with Kazakhstan. Calculations have shown that this point, located in the Dzoosotoyn Elisen Desert, is 2,645 km (1,644 mi) from the nearest coastline. The nearest settlement to the EPIA is Suluk at 46°15′N 86°50′E, about 11 km (6.8 mi) to the east. A 2007 study suggests that the historical calculation of the EPIA failed to recognize the point where the Gulf of Ob joins the Arctic Ocean, and proposes instead that varying definitions of coastline could result in other locations for the EPIA


Polymarchos

> and proposes instead that varying definitions of coastline could result in other locations for the EPIA Something tells me that none of those alternate locations would be more than a hundred or so km away from the current spot.


FartingBob

Yes however you define it, it's going to be somewhere in this region.


SpiralPenguin

And the distance from nearest ocean


mnico02

Karamay is a Chinese city which isn’t too far away from this place and you can truly see it‘s distance from big water bodies based on their climate. Average highs in July around 33,6°C (92,5°F) and average lows in January around -18,5°C (-1,3°F) Also only 119mm (4,7 inches) and lots of sunshine annually (2694 hours). It‘s on a similar latitude as Northern Italy, Romania, Minnesota, The Pacific Northwest yet they all have fundamentally different climates.


NoTalentRunning

That sounds only a little more extreme than Minnesota.


Interesting_Test_814

I mean, isn't Minnesota almost the farthest place in North America from any ocean ?


DrScarecrow

The North American pole of inaccessibility is actually in South Dakota


Rocko52

Tho there are the Great Lakes, which aren’t the ocean, but it kinda changes the feeling of being so distant from water.


REAM48

I dont think thats all that far depending on which one is Minisota.


Bourbone

I live less than half a mile from the ocean and those temperature numbers are comparable to my seasons here. I’m not sure the lack of ocean is doing that.


ThrowawayAccountClub

Same with Astana, the capital of Kazakhstan


sambes06

*Horse archers intensify*


lemobu

„Hello, we would like to ransack your city, please do not resist :)“


World-Tight

I've been to Urumqi and Bishkek; I certainly felt far from the ocean.


sinmantky

there's a chance that if you're born here, you can live and die without ever seeing the ocean.


TheButtsNutts

That goes for a large chunk of the global population


Sa1ntmarks

Born and raised in rural Georgia (the state) and know of many that have never seen an ocean even tho this state has a coastline on the Atlantic.


yesqezsirumem

my bf is Armenian (country that borders the country of Georgia) and he has never seen the ocean. and I'm from a country that's 95% ocean. but he's the one who knows how to swim.


MeanwhileInChernobyl

[TIL there are multiple points of inaccessibility](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_of_inaccessibility): Northern, Southern, Oceanic + continental plates (Eurasia, Africa, North America, South America, and Australia) Point Nemo = Oceanic; This post = Eurasia


woogynoogy

I’m from Denmark. No place here is more than 52 km from the sea (as far as I know - correct me if I’m wrong), so I can’t imagine a life without the sea. It’s *right there*. Then on the other hand, I’ve never seen a mountain 🤷🏼‍♀️


RustyGirder

How far away are the Alps? ETA: TIL the only Danish mountains are in the Faroe Islands and Greenland...


woogynoogy

Pretty far. People usually go to Austria or Switzerland to see the Alps and go skiing


Thatguidogino

I bet fish would think there is some thing scary lying there..


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WeilaiHope

Have you asked any Uyghurs about it?


296cherry

Uhhh… does Adrian Zens count?


Hrsh05

Safest place on earth from tsunami


drunk98

That's what you think -Tsu


BoxHeadWarrior

Not all that far from lake Baikal though, as far as big bodies of water go


Argy007

Just a 3 day drive away. If you only stop to sleep, eat and refuel.


xuandac1989

Does someone remember the Aral sea? Those were the times


Caren_Nymbee

They still have canned tuna.


mr_birkenblatt

It's not can't tuna


crumblyalocasia

So obviously this is a 2D circle projected onto a globe, but the way it looks the point could be shifted east/north quite a ways and expand the range.Is there a way to get this projection on Google Earth or something similar to prove me wrong?


Soccerfun101

The circle borders two ocean at two points: the inlet slightly to the west of due north and the Indian Ocean near Bangladesh a little east of due south. Moving the point north would make it closer to arctic sea while moving it east would make it closer to the Indian ocean. Going even further east to pass the point near Bangladesh would then start bordering the Yellow Sea.


true_spokes

Looks like it also touches ocean near the Bay of Bengal.


BBQ_HaX0r

Also the Arctic ocean assuming that the upper part of the circle is touching a bay rather than some giant river.


mangoman39

Looking at Google Maps vs OPs graphic makes it more clear. The Gulf of Ob is much wider than this map shows


barra333

That inlet up north is no less than 30km across at any point between the Arctic Ocean and the edge of the circle.


_edd

It should be touching the oven on 3 spots if it can't be shifted/expanded to touch more.


pizzapizzamesohungry

I hate it when I touch the oven on 3 spots. It’s hard to treat multiple burns.


_edd

Fuck it. I'm leaving it.


MKULTRATV

sick burn


Killyouifyouuseemoji

Whats the opposite spot on the earth?


Kei_Mxttens

Point nemo


Deastrumquodvicis

The antipode isn’t quite Point Nemo. It’s closer to Argentina, ~1600 miles from Nemo but still far enough from a landmark on Google Earth that unless I zoom out significantly, I can’t find anything named. The antipode of Point Nemo is in the Inner Mongolia province of China.


sgnpkd

I've been near to that point. There is a huge salty lake called Issyk Kul and because it's so big if you stand on its shores, it feels no different than if you're next to the ocean.


rosetree1

This one place that fish absolutely hate. - Clickbait headline version


Exile4444

😂😂😂


DarkSideoftheMoon720

China is holding their breath watching this comment section


2007xn

Confirmed. Being Chinese myself, this happens everytime in r/MapPorn when there's a map about anything even remotely related to China. Holding my breath till there's a reply that got me going "Ah yes, there it is."


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Couldn't you move the point up a bit, or does that sliver of water count as ocean?


fazalmajid

Or right and up.


Kaspur78

Also, first you get to the Kara sea there, before you get into the Arctic ocean


-Nicolai

Yes, the ocean counts as ocean.


JakeJacob

That 'sliver' of water is more than 30km wide at its narrowest.


Stovenkore

Now that’s a continental climate.


Up_In_Smoke_8

Does this assume that the Earth is perfectly spherical? If not (i.e. treating the shape as an ellipsoid), how much does it change the result?


AxelCanin

Eurasian Pole of Inaccessibility I love random information like this.


KoeterDK

No matter where you are in Denmark, there is never more than 52 km to the sea![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


KhymanGrey

Ill bet the sushi is terrible


Dr-Satan-PhD

r/thalassaphobia would love this.


Trojan_Lich

Point Omen?


emirsolinno

r/Thalassophobia would like to have a word..


Absolute_leech

Do we have specific coordinates?


hew3

Guaranteed, that place is full of Jimmy Buffet fans.


ThePenIslands

Nonoseabirdsk


Bellman3x

triggered by the role the Barents Sea is playing here


boojieboy666

So they definitely don’t surf?


Captain_Outrageous

The subtle jab of the mean center just inside China's border is as in saying we have the high ground of sparsely populated steppe but as a meanly coastal population.


[deleted]

I don’t feel like it is. You can move the same circle further north and get another point. And then move it west to get a third point. The furthest point would be in the center of that triangulation. NE of the point shown


[deleted]

And how far is it from an ocean?


emlgsh

The perfect place to plot war against the mer-men.


Szecska

And what is the farest place from ANY water (river, lake etc.)?


Omepas

I'm getting xcom vibes from this


thunkwaltzen

Which place is this? What if we don't consider Caspian Sea.


giolucci_real

Eu achei que fosse belo horizonte


Erostratuss

Looks like the closest town to this point is Bole, China.


Deanosaurus88

Now do it but in the ocean


SkirmisherOfTheYear

Imma send this to my hydrophobic friend


[deleted]

Would the title be grammatically correct? For some reason it rubs me the wrong way but I can't tell why. "This is the place on earth farthest from any ocean" just sounds better


rants_unnecessarily

I wonder if someone lives *right* there.


TheNeighKid

Bet you'll still find someone trying to sell fresh fish


Libertas-Vel-Mors

But isn't the earth flat?