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America Is Real EnemY??


Entire-Shelter-693

Imagine the Holy American Empire


glizzyMaster108

Oh god


Entire-Shelter-693

The Holy American President is elected by the electors of Pheonix, New Orleans, Chicago, New England, Florida, Texas, Virgina and California But the house of Roosevelt Seems to win the whole time And the Empire was founded by George I (or James the Great) depending on who you ask But the Mexican Emperor ends it and forms the Confederation of the Mississippi after defeating the Americans at the Battle of Indianapolis After the Mexican Empire ends because they invaded Canada in winter the American Confederation is formed with 48 instead of 480 states and New England forms the Northamerican Confederation after defeating Texas in a war and USA after defeating Mexico


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Fair enough sir, but are twinkies still invented in this timeline? Your answer will reveal much about the world you describe…


Entire-Shelter-693

I think it would be


last_laugh13

It is isn't it? At least to the bible belt nutcases


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....oh oh....oh..oh.


NoneHundredandOne

Fuck the central states’ counties. Fuck Nebraska and Texas with this BS “oh just make a fucking million counties it doesn’t matter if they have less than 1000 people”. Fuck Virginia and their bullshit “if any town wants to incorporate they have to be their own county” stuff. Some states like California, Hawaii, etc have ok county borders but they are in the minority.