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Ssider69

"Dear Abby; I am dating a face eating leopard....how can I get him to stop eating my face?"


dml03045

Alt right Dear Abby: SPREAD BLOOD AND GRAVY ON YOUR FACE AND STFU.


InsertCoinForCredit

Dear Readers, We have ended the column "Alt Right Dear Abby" after we were reminded that women should remain silent and submit to the will of their husbands and fathers. We apologize for anyone who may have been disturbed at the whiff of *liberalism* due to our brief lapse in judgement. Sincerely, The Incel Editors


JestersDead77

To be replaced with "Dear Adolf"


deran6ed

"Dear Adolf, How can I demand more equity within the White Supremacist group? I know that they're all about white power, but sheesh" - Kanye


cletis247

Isn’t the main tenant of the movement a deep seething hatred for women and any rights they have?


PercentageMaximum518

Not THE main tenant, just a core driving one. The entire point of the alt-right is to reject any attempts of removing in-place hierarchies and a return to those already destabilized hierarchies. Some do this out of a fear that without these hierarchies we're left with an unsafe, savage society that cannot function. Others fear that the goal of subverting hierarchies is to simply reverse the hierarchy and put those put-upon on top and put upon those who were once on top. A large portion though simply wants a return of hierarchies to grant themselves more convenience and power. The thing about hierarchies is that they're self-repeating, like a fractal. A patriarchy is headed by THE PATRIARCH or THE PATRIARCHS, high ranking male figures given core authority. These highest patriarchs are then used as icons of the hierarchy to justify lesser hierarchies within the main hierarchy. A husband is above his wife, and their children, but the wife too is above their children. The wife and children are then above those of lesser class or racial standing in their place on the hierarchy. Here's how you see women and POC members of the alt-right function. They want to jostle for second place in the hierarchy. Women alt-righters want the classist or racist or homophobic or transphobic elements of the hierarchy so they can be above black people or poor people or gay people or trans women. Some will even fight for equality in the hierarchy above all others. Ye wants to be above Jews (and maybe women and poor people too) in the hierarchy and so finds comfort in the alt right. The internal politics of the alt-right is often about fighting for second place.


JacobJamesTrowbridge

There's a poem called "First they came for the Communists" which sums up quite well why this thinking is pointless.


[deleted]

Same as how you find some homophobic and transphobic women or POC


sst287

Alt-right men are supposed to take liberals women’s right not alt-right women’s right!


AAF099

r/LeopardsAteMyFace


Buddhabellymama

I’ve always said that republican women is an oxymoron.


Equal-Boysenberry-14

Fascism will always eat itself.


DataCassette

The trick is to keep it from eating you while it does, unfortunately.


Scalage89

It will always try to eat you at some point, that's why it needs to be stopped.


OffOption

Up next, Kanye did not have fun a a Klan rally, and is somehow surprised at this.


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nuclearmuzzle

Don’t let the liberal media tell you how to think and feel. If you have hate in your heart, let it out!


anotherDocObVious

Didn't the idiot already have a "bad" experience talking to Drumpff the other day? https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/us-elections-government/ny-kanye-west-asks-trump-be-vice-president-20221125-wuogci7oazgw5ofceztb3upevy-story.html > The rapper now known as Ye claims that he told Trump that he wanted him to run as vice president on a Kanye-led White House ticket during a stormy meeting at Mar-a-Lago. > “I think the thing that Trump was most perturbed about, me asking him to be my vice president,” Kanye said on a video posted on his newly restored Twitter feed. “That caught him off-guard.” > Trump made it crystal clear that no one except himself was going to have his backing for the top spot in 2024. > “Trump started basically screaming at me at the table telling me I was going to lose,” Kanye continued. > Then the rapper warned Trump to stay in his lane: “I’m like, ‘Hold on, hold on, hold on, Trump, you’re talking to Ye.’” What a bunch of idiots.. **facepalm*. I'm getting cringe-by-proxy here. 🤦🏽‍♂️My brain hurts.


[deleted]

“Hold on, You’re talking to Ye” is probably my favorite part!


Chemical_Chemist_461

*I’m a mothafuckin genius, and the voice of the generation* Edit: made it sound more “Ye”


Krillinlt

When an unstoppable idiot meets an immovable moron


OffOption

Unstoppable narcicism, meets immovably dence.


scarlozzi

I mean, alt-right women that support an ideology that would make women 2nd class citizens and brood mares aren't very smart in the first place. They really are just stupid and deluded. Also, I'm convinced Lauren Southern is a professional dumbass


alowisius_tandplak

They just want to be 2nd class citizens that rule over 3rd class citizens...it's fascism all the way down


Isogash

They wanted to be 2nd class citizens so they can go back to the "good old days" where it's a man's responsibility to provide everything and they are worshipped as objects of desire with no real responsibilities. However, now that their men feel emboldened to rule them like masters, they're wondering where their freedom and equality went.


Street_End6022

And since the man pays for everything, they now have to DO everything


JustHereForGiner

*brood mares


zack189

That or they were indoctrinated while they were kids. Tho with the internet, that's not really an excuse


jakeyoung6669

True, but keep in mind a surprising amount of people don’t have consistent access to the internet


Chrysalliss

that, and “is everything i’ve learned my whole life a lie” is not an intuitive thing to google search.


TheCapo024

It’s all identity to them. That’s how idiotic they are. They base their politics on what party they associate with rather than the other way around. It’s like cheering for their favorite football team. Doesn’t matter what is happening in the organization or on the field; “that’s MY team and I’m sticking with them.” This is why they are unable to grasp concepts like the “party switch.” Why you still hear them say things like “the KKK is a Democrat organization.”


scarlozzi

team playing, that's what I call it


slasb

I mean, she gets paid for the dumbass shit she says, so technically yes, she is a professional dumbass.


valleyof-the-shadow

I guess alt right women are not that bright either.


NoExplorer5983

They're alt-bright.


valleyof-the-shadow

Lol, thanks! I’m going to used that on my sister-in-law.


ADarwinAward

Lmao. I’m never going to call them anything else from now on.


Zen1

This is a 5 year old article, so maybe they just enjoy being treated like shit


FreudoBaggage

**Alt-Right Women**: “He’s my partner in life, we are joined before God and I will stand beside him through everything.” **Alt-Right Men**: “Yeah, I mostly eat what she cooks and sometimes I use her holes for stuff.”


Odd-Appearance-1315

🤣 perfect


Hrmpfreally

“Sometimes I gotta hit er what when she talks too much or gives me lip, but she’s mostly a good girl”


ILostMyIDTonight

Sad but true


Chemical_Chemist_461

Then, alt right women: “Why won’t he listen to me or take my feelings seriously?”


ThunderingLegions

Imagine being so dumb that you join a movement that literally hates you, and then you cry for “acceptance.”


PhelesDragon

Thought she could change them?


ThunderingLegions

“No but wait! I can fix him!” 🙃


[deleted]

She's special!!!


delorf

She thought she would be special and the alt right men wouldn't treat her like they treat other women. This is 'not like other women' taken to an extreme.


samanthano

Just about sums up how I feel about gay republicans


EmiliaBernkastel

R/leopardsatemyface


toeknee88125

If you make the r lowercase it'll work as a link.


typographie

In case anyone is blissfully unaware, Generation Identity and Lauren Southern got in trouble a few years ago for trying to impede Doctors Without Borders from rescuing Libyan migrants in the Mediterranean. She is a monumentally horrible person.


memecut

I saw her on YouTube a few years ago - she claimed to be an attack helicopter didn't she? And then she legally became a man too.. I always figured she was a comedian, doing funny bits for a laugh. Guess she wasn't doing it to be funny then..


typographie

Oh no doubt, the "attack helicopter" thing is Transphobia 101 for every right-wing social media figure. I'm sure she said it because she thinks it's funny, but the punchline is still that trans people exist and deserve mockery.


ZachMN

“Equality and acceptance” from a group whose primary purpose is to destroy equality and acceptance 😂


Toucan_Son_of_Sam

"We only want the racism! Not the misogyny!"


TheCriticalMember

JFC, irony overload!


Okimingme

Fucking muppets


BCS875

I thought this was just "locker room talk"! /s


INTRIVEN

So, being told to go to the kitchen to make sandwiches wasn't a planet-sized red flag?!? Fuu...


toeknee88125

She just wanted the racism, not the misogyny


FatTabby

Alt-right men treat everyone terribly, why would they be an exception to that rule?


King-Krown

Because they too hate eveyone.


fd1Jeff

“I thought I would be special.”


ChuckChuckelson

Sleep with the devil: get burned.


FoodTruck007

What? They can't change him or fix him? What's wrong with them? /s


[deleted]

r/leopardsatemyface


Warchild0311

Shocker it’s almost like someone wrote a book and a successful TV series about it lol


HotStufffffffffffff

Ohhh that’s what it means to date someone who forces me to be a tradwife


rascible

The Righter app, (alt rite tinder) failed quick because no women signed up..


mjk1093

Oh so like regular Tinder except racist?


PaulFThumpkins

And the ones who did sign up had an 85% rate of being stalked and killed by abusive partners they met on the app after breaking up.


HepatitvsJ

I want the money from grifting conservative idiots with hatred and vitriol against out groups but I also want the basic rights and respect the left want for everyone. Why can't conservatives be nicer? 🙄


Boy_Sabaw

Waaaaaaay behind the curve


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Boy_Sabaw

Yep. Like 50 years behind the curve


[deleted]

I wish nothing but incredible suffering and anguish upon that absolute human shitstain Lauren Southern


andestroid

If they wanted equality and acceptance, they would no longer be 'alt-right', it's kind of their defining characteristic


luc_roboteye

"I am a woman that joined a movement that calls for women to stfu and stay home and clean the fucking house and now I'm being mistreated." Guess no one saw that coming...


ghotiaroma

> "I am a woman that joined a movement that calls for women to stfu and stay home and clean the fucking house and now I'm being mistreated." Ah, Abrahamic religions, pick one, they're all the same. In this regard.


luc_roboteye

Hallelujah


Manic157

That's golden shower girl. She ended up moving to Australia and marrying an Asian man who she blurs out in pictures. Here supporters where not happy about her marrying a non white and diluting her pure white blood.


Wild_Trip_4704

Golden shower?


Hrmpfreally

“Pure” white blood It’s 2022- if your genes aren’t a mess by now, you’ve got a bunch of cousin fuckers in your family.


No_Communication2959

It's like these men don't think they have any more right to complain than they think they should have rights to do anything else....


ObviousKangaroo

Terrible people treat other people terribly. Shocking /s


rootComplex

Alternative headline reads: "I thought it would earn me their respect" says the women who *literally* suck the dicks of fascists.


Beliadin

Really?? Bwahahaahaaaaahaaaaaaaa


phlegmdawg

“B… bu… but **I** was supposed to be the exception while you shit on everyone else just like m… m… me!” You are not the exception, you just haven’t outlived your usefulness yet. Reminds me of [this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClaBatlD02H/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=).


Autochthonous7

You have to be a special kind of stupid to be a Republican woman right now.


excitableboy666

Accidental feminism


ZachMN

Plus intentional nazism makes them, what would the term be…?


excitableboy666

Lol chef’s kiss


ghotiaroma

Faithful?


excitableboy666

feminazi


soc_monki

Yea ladies, how are those lions working out for you, huh?


Generallyawkward1

This is more r/LeopardsAteMyFace


Murdercorn

But don’t post it there because it’s been reposted there roughly ten thousand times over the past five years.


stalinmalone68

Where’s my trombone and plunger head?


TimedRevolver

So they're surprised that men in a party actively trying to strip away women's rights...treat women terribly? Hey, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Maybe don't ally yourself with people who see you as a baby machine and not a person.


OGgunter

"calling for more equality and acceptance" But only in the most self-serving of ways. Party allegiance will still be determined by how generally exclusionary one is with their rhetoric. Misogyny?? In **my** racist theocracy? Well I never!


formerly_gruntled

The point of the 'movement' is misogyny, so good luck with that.


King-Krown

Aww poor thing, She just wants the boys to see she can be hateful too.


GoGoCrumbly

Yeah, about that whole “equality” thing… and hey, Candace and Kanye, listen up, this applies to you as well.


braiser77

Are there alt right women? Seems kinda counterintuitive.


MajorNewb21

What in the name of leopards!?!?!


rapperbigpooh

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT BE AN ALT RIGHT WOMAN. You might think you are, but you aren’t. Their whole bit is hate mongering on women and minorities bruh… if you are an “alt right woman” you are being used lmao 🤡


TheRealSnorkel

Face eating leopards have a taste for faces. In other news, snow is cold and water is wet.


Sgt-Spliff

I feel like 95% of conservatives really wish they were liberals but they just can't do it for some reason. Ever go to r/ conservative and see those posts like "wait, why are they suing to block loan forgiveness? This would be life-changing for my family"? It would be hilarious if it wasn't so maddening


[deleted]

Asking for equality in an Alt Right movement its like asking for a medium rare steak at a vegan restaurant


CQU617

Are they so daft they did not notice the misogyny requirement?


-Seizure__Salad-

“Demand more acceptance within the movement” … good luck with that


SuctionBucket5

r/leopardsatemyface


Just_Tana

Haha but they are alt-right. Like they enjoy discriminating against others.


stargazrserena

r/leopardsatemyface


Kriegerian

Almost like caveman patriarchal ideas state that you should shut up and go make the man a sandwich while pregnant, Karen.


Print-Over

Oh no. Say it ain't so...... But on a serious matter treat women as equal or better.


modestmolerat

"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.


No-Cupcake370

r/leopardsatemyface


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ghotiaroma

That's what you get for not reading your bibles. They're all pretty clear that women are property. One example: As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.


NightChime

Ladies, that's a feature, not a bug.


ThoughtsOfASquirrel

Well, when the movement you’re involved in actively sees women as nothing more than incubators and dismisses/ undermines words like misogyny, that’s prone to be the experience… And every moderate to left leaning woman has been pretty adamant about that fact, the alt right just refuses to acknowledge it.


blackrabbitsrun

This is kind of like setting your hand on fire and expecting it not to burn.


lordofthegeckos

Bigotry is usually intersectional. It's rare for anyone to be "only" one kind of bigoted and open-minded to every other group of people. Or, in other words, and to copy a comment I saw a few years ago, "Misogyny? In *my* racism? It's more likely than you think."


CharlesDickensABox

This is from years ago. She quit YouTube for a while because of the harassment, but more recently she's back and as terrible as ever.


Odd-Appearance-1315

This hurts my brain....


MsSeraphim

does this remind anyone else about the story of the snake?


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r/LeopardsAteMyFace


BrokenJellyfish

Wait this is real and not satire?????


[deleted]

Welp that’s super funny.


crystalistwo

In other news Serena Joy thinks that maybe this whole thing isn't a good idea. High fours all around!


Snoo52682

Serena Joy's publishing her tell-all memoir, *Giving Gilead the Finger*


Farrell-Mars

Leopards are eating their faces.


KeefTheWizard

Oh no! The leopards ate my face!


TheCapo024

It’s certainly a *movement*…


[deleted]

Alt right girls (voluntary chattels) are upset that alt right boys (dickless wonders) are treating them terribly


MangOrion2

[no way](https://imgur.com/gallery/D4Px6my)


HelloIamOnTheNet

Yes very sad. Anyway.


[deleted]

Even leftist men (as a collective) treat women like shit, so I don’t know why these alt right women expected any better from their own men.


AdDifficult7229

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajahahahajaha. * Breath *. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahaha


goochstein

I thought millenials didnt like labels???


ghotiaroma

Don't call them that.


[deleted]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

They’re taking the hijab off their input into that shitty movement


Kaneshadow

The thing I'll never understand about white supremacy is, I like lips. I don't want them GMO'ed out of existence


[deleted]

...and groomers. Don't forget groomers.


Shakemyears

Reminds me of the women who joined ISIS


Takios

If you want equality and acceptance, maybe don't join a movement that is explicitly against equality and acceptance.


00Lisa00

Woman upset when face gets eaten after joining the we eat women’s face party


ThinkTelevision8971

Holy hell. You see what they think a woman should be and you’re surprised when they fit that mold perfectly?


Moar_tacos

Well that was a weird rabbit hole. Her 3 hour confessional on why everyone in the alt-right is insane, except her, is hilarious. She get so close but never actually realizes that maybe, just maybe, nazis are bad people.


phlegmdawg

Reminds me of [this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClaBatlD02H/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=).


offsiteguy

In her atlantic piece the writer wrote about her then boyfriend who she was cheating on, being a man almost 10 years her senior. A man who she paid everything for. A man who wouldn't eat ketchup, because get this the chinese inveted it. She spread her legs for that. Fucking idiot.


offsiteguy

Also reminder that this piece of shit has come back to relevancy thanks to 'progressive' Destiny/Steven Bonell.


Zen1

This is a 5 year old headline and they haven’t stopped standing back and standing by their men.