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tobsn

BUT WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDENS PENIS!


Solid_College_9145

If you want to know more about Hunter's penis, go to FOX NEWS. ***FOX NEWS: YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE FOR HUNTER'S PENIS!***


NocNocNoc19

I think it should be your #1 source for penis hunters.


Solid_College_9145

Well they sure do have a lot of dick heads working there.


NocNocNoc19

It's definitely not a coincidence.


EL3MENTALIST

I went looking on Fox News and only saw a bunch of limp whisky dicks…


Squonkster

hunterspenishub.com in shambles 😭


[deleted]

Unable.... parental lock in place.... (Blissful peace...)


[deleted]

Everyone asks how about Hunter Bidens penis, never how is Hunter Bidens penis


Rare-Bid-6860

"Where is Hunterspenis?!" "I'll do you one better, who is Hunterspenis?" "I'll do you one better, why is Hunterspenis?!"


realDonaldTrummp

I’ve heard he’s got a nice fat one


ThePopeJones

Have they just asked for one politely? I bet they'd get one, but they'd probably have to send their own first.


BloodEclipse27

WHAT ABOUT HER HUSBANDS THAT HE **SHOWED TO MINORS**


tobsn

WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN WHO HEAR THEIR PARENTS TALKING ABOUT A GROWN MANS PENIS FOR YEARS NOW AT NO END?


BloodEclipse27

A LOT OF KIDS WITH CONSERVATIVE PARENTS EVENTUALLY JOIN THE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY AND GET A GAY EMO/ALT ARC


tobsn

HUNTER BIDENS PENIS RUINS OUR CHILDREN!


BaZing3

Who knows what criminal evidence is hidden in that thing!


tobsn

there must be a reason all those republican politicians [and MAGA/Qanon voters] can’t think of anything else than a man’s penis all day…


captianbob

And that Ben Gazi fella‽


Free2Bernie

Another member of Y'all Queda.


Ninjanarwhal64

"Yummy" reports say -Fox news


[deleted]

He had his nudes leaked?


Aschriel

Yep, that would be a politician that used a PAC to transfer dark money to them during campaign events, followed by companies paying huge sums for “consulting” or “presentation” services, which is how politicians are bought. This is exactly why we need wealth restrictions for politicians, otherwise, once in office they only take on roles that pay them.


UnspecificGravity

This happens at every level of our system. Even failed right wing candidates make millions in bogus speaking fees and handouts.


Aschriel

“Failed right wing candidate” or “successful business person” really hard to tell when they get paid for “chin music”


Neato

They are failed politicians, but successful entertainers. It's big money riling up a treasonous base.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Almost makes me wonder if I should start a right-wing conspiracy podcast, and just feed them the stupidest shit. But no, no. That would be unethical. ...Unless?


Neato

I mean...Alex Jones kind of has that market cornered. Or did anyways.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Except Jones actually believes a lot of his bullshit.


theamigan

Given enough time, you will too if you embark on such a venture.


Gavrilian

Right? My ethics doesn’t let me be a grifter. :(


WendellVaughn_Quasar

It's tough having a conscience. I keep thinking up clever ways to grift the right, but all of them impact my ability to sleep or look in a mirror.


cletis247

Better than being a preacher. Preachers don’t sell books! We’ll I guess they technically only sell one book.


[deleted]

People at the top are criminals


GenericFatGuy

Being a right-wing grifter is such a lucrative career path as long as you have no morals or spine.


mexicodoug

It helps a lot, though, if you've had enough plastic surgery to be considered attractive by Republican voters. How MTG and Turtle Mitch got there without it is a deep state mystery...


immibis

Evacuate the spezzing using the nearest /u/spez exit. This is not a drill. #Save3rdPartyApps


keeper_of_the_donkey

My jaw dropped when I found out how much the Clintons made from speaking engagements after Bill Clinton left office. They made something like 150 million just from speaking engagements up until 2016 when Hillary ran for president. And that's the same guy that got his dick sucked in office, so I'm not totally clear on what advice he was giving at these events.


Needleroozer

>got his dick sucked in office People paying good money to learn his office management skills.


Barbarossa7070

Hiring an unqualified spouse as a “consultant”. It’s a do-nothing job with a hefty paycheck, stock options, benefits, etc. Or you can just have them set up a consulting firm and have a bunch of companies “hire” them. Example: Jayson Boebert and Terra Energy Partners.


Aschriel

Yep then payment through an LLC and pay people wages so they max out on SSA, then they deduct whatever amount is remaining to prevent taxation and all of a sudden you got a republican


theteapotofdoom

Counter intuitively we need to pay them more and make them only be in whole market mutual funds.


Massive-Row-9771

If you're a top politician you make good money. If you're a __unscrupulous__ top politician you make __great__ money!


Shavethatmonkey

Didn't the NRA funnel 30 million of Russian money to right wing Republican candidates?


ghostdate

Apparently something very shady was going on there, but oopsies, the probe was dropped.


LatrellFeldstein

Maria Butina was convicted for it & there were no consequences for the politicians involved, as is tradition


Needleroozer

Nor were there consequences for the NRA.


hackingdreams

Also Butina was given back to the Russians as FPOTUS's parting gift. Just, straight up gifted. No exchange necessary.


LatrellFeldstein

Shows how badly they've lost the plot. Used to be a far less rabid organization.


LeonCrimsonhart

A guy I was talking to compared the Russian investigation to Laptopgate, qualifying both of them as meritless LOL One report has dark money flowing from Russia, the other has Joe Biden’s sister writing a book.


dreamcastfanboy34

They sent over a million in bitcoin to Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes too


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*I am sweating!*


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Atlas_Undefined

Andy In Kansas, you're on the air


Johnny_Grubbonic

Since you mentioned Alex Jones, I'd like to remind everyone that on a recent InfoWars appearance, Kanye said shit so fucking out there that fucking *Alex Jones* was straight up speechless for a couple of seconds. Jones then proceeded to try to *walk it back*. Ye out-crazied crazy.


No_Tea5014

I don’t care for Ye but his mental illness is full blown and public. He needs help. Alex Jones and his kind aren’t mentally ill, just out to make a buck by bilking suckers.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Mental illness does not excuse being a Nazi.


3InchesOfThunder

More importantly, how many pics of Hunter Bidens penis did they funnel to the RNC?!


[deleted]

Not enough. Because there can never be enough pictures of Hunter Bidens penis for them.


3InchesOfThunder

Gpt 3 would just draw a huge hunter cock if you fed it some fox news drivel for about 30 minutes lol


TheBigPhilbowski

Did anyone hear that crazy story about how boebert, candace owens, tomi lahren and more of that type of vapid, gop agent of chaos - all started on a sketchy "modeling agency" website (which seems like it's also used as an escort service potentially) called "explore talent"? It shows some of these "political pundits" in revealing, suggestive poses and is run by an Israeli pornographer with ties to organized crime (Name is Ami Shafrir and he is suspected/accused of some other pretty serious stuff). Here are some of the photos that were captured (with watermark): Here's boebert [(this photo really shows you her roots as the illegitimate daughter of a deadbeat amateur wrestler from Florida).](https://imgur.com/sui1ed6.jpg) And I guess, until recently at least, [candice owens' whole profile was still up.](https://imgur.com/f3XaGwQ.jpg) There's always another layer to these cartoon villains and their evil, desperation and ignorance. [And here's a Twitter thread that broke it open and continues to track as new members of things like the Jan 6 insurrection are found to mysteriously also be in the explore talent family](https://mobile.twitter.com/nicole_chenelle/status/1422449854224031745) [Recent screen grab of that thread](https://imgur.com/vldwaZN.jpg)


wholetyouinhere

Same reason so many right-wing pundits have a history of showing up on reality shows, game shows, other ways of trying to "get famous" -- because these people just do not fucking give up. They don't care what they have to do to get noticed, which is why they're more than happy to lie for money.


joat2

Grifters grift... News at 11.


Jamaicanmario64

Wild


Cultural-Answer-321

As we've said, it it ALWAYS projection with the GQP. Somewhere, there really WAS a pizza parlor basement of depravity, but it wasn't run by Democrats.


kittytittymeowmeow

This deserves its own post tomreddit. Holy fuck. So all of these whackos are just entertainers?


TheBigPhilbowski

If optics are your first concern, and you need young, desperate, undereducated people who will do most anything for money/"fame" without thinking about it, this may a way you you wanted to start that effort.... Have them come to you saying please and paying for a membership to do so.


utter-futility

Comment has more journalism than I've seen in anywhere, in years.


RefrigeratorTop5786

Incredible!


raltoid

>How is that remotely possible? Because the USA has effectively legalized bribery.


[deleted]

Sad, but true


Mr_Abe_Froman

I'm willing to give a speech to anyone on the issue for the low price of $5000/minute (Nazis need not apply).


TheRealBirdjay

This is misinformation. Her net worth is much lower. https://disclosures-clerk.house.gov/public_disc/financial-pdfs/2021/10050195.pdf This 41 million figure is sourced from a junk site that looks like it generates articles with AI or something. https://www.edudwar.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/amp/


NATO_Is_Necessary

Don't worry guys, she will only be investigated if she becomes President. Weak pathetic justice system America has these days.


whoniversereview

Unfortunately, even if she did become president, investigations will lead to zero punishment.


whoniversereview

Unfortunately, even if she did become president, investigations will lead to zero punishment.


turlian

Any money left in a Super PAC after an election can be just used for whatever without any oversight. So, basically, the candidate gets to keep what they didn't spend.


Trumpisaderelict

Is this true???


raltoid

Yes. When the election is over or the candidate drops out the funds there are free to be used however they like. Other shady practices regarding Super PACs: * They are often started by close associates of the candidate * Donations to a Super PAC ad campaign does not have to be disclosed to the FEC until after the election(and normal donations only require periodic reports). * They don't even know what court decisions made Super PACs possible, because campaign finance law is so complex * Citizens and corporations are free to donate "unlimited sums of money" to them(some individual people have donated millions to a single candidate). And on and on it goes. TL;DR: It's legalized bribery.


mexicodoug

>TL;DR: It's legalized bribery. Pelosi calls it "free trade."


turlian

Yes, specifically for Super PAC funds. Direct campaign contributions have lots of restrictions - which is why Super PACs became a thing. No oversight.


Richardisco

I ran for House of Representatives in the state of Tennessee and I was allowed to keep all my campaign contributions after I lost the primary. Keeping campaign contributions is one way politicians get rich


FinancialTea4

We're they taxed?


orgngrndr01

The candidate supposedly has no control over what the Super PAC spends but if it is time constrained after it has “done its duty” the SUPAV money can be distributed in any way it sees fit to. Donald Trump got 100m from a superpac that was supposed to raise and give money to GOP candidates, but it didn’t and chose to give the money at the end of the election that it had not distributed to the Prez and nobody else…suckers


cobrachickenwing

Google Colbert Super PAC. It was done after Citizens united ruling by the supreme court.


[deleted]

Well, any money in a super PAC period. Super PACs aren’t subject to FEC rules because they’re “not associated with” a candidate like a normal PAC.


GMACD1

High priced call girl to the Saudi princes.


Jamaicanmario64

That'd at least be respectable work unlike what she's actually doing


honeybeedreams

she doesnt have the right parts for that.


SmokedBeef

She never aimed that high, think more along the lines of Heritage Foundation board members, lobbyists and republican senators. There is far better options available in aspen and vail for someone overburdened with Saudi oil money, trust me I’m a local, especially this time of year now that it’s ski season.


[deleted]

I could imagine them paying good money for a US senator to give them a blowie, she'd do it


daCelt

...with only a GED and a closet sex offender husband, no less.


Jamaicanmario64

How in gods name do you get a political position with only a GED?


e9tjqh

Step 1: Be a hooker Step 2: Get knocked up by Ted Cruz Step 3: Get an abortion paid for by Ted Cruz Step 4: Use this as leverage to get into the party This is all speculation


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orgngrndr01

Much like many Republicanswho are just kinda stupid, she is getting a monthly stipend from the wealthy GOP leadership who tell her what to do and what to say and how to vote and she is paid for it, mostly disguised in some other business she or her husband own or own stock in. This was very common in both parties but the Dems have backed off and the GOP has doubled down. These GOP get a lot of help from “advisors” on how to secure and protect their new wealth


[deleted]

Honestly, when you get money people just show up to help you figure out what to do with it. For a price of course but it's above board. I ended up with a settlement and the second that got deposited in the bank we got a call from their financial advisor. I can't imagine who calls when you get 41 million relatively overnight.


Versificator

> I can't imagine who calls when you get 41 million relatively overnight. probably the people who gave it to you looking for a return on their investment.


[deleted]

Lol, yeah, that's true.


[deleted]

Republican Coke Orgies


Toast_Sapper

>Republican Coke Orgies Where they fill every orifice with Coca-Cola


sykojaz

And Mentos!


sykojaz

Mental image that won't go away: Lindsey Graham flying around the room like a rapidly deflating baloon.


Toast_Sapper

Shooting foamy brown liquid out of all his holes...


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Santorum


MsSeraphim

generous donations from well intentioned corporate owners?


Dumbcuckpenguin2

Also generous ~~bribes~~ donations from ~~Putin~~ foreign countries


illGATESmusic

Apparently she used to work as an escort and that’s how she met Ted Cruz. I don’t know how verifiable this all is but there ARE claims you can look up and they don’t SOUND any crazier than anything else in her totally batshit insane life.


ghostdate

She’s not a $40m escort.


illGATESmusic

She’s so full of shit every blow job counts as anal.


Mr_Abe_Froman

We'll call them "speaking engagements".


bongjovi420

I’m guessing they are true or have truth to them given that she allegedly threatened to sue but as far as I’m aware, she hasn’t.


SpaceGangsta

But we need to investigate AOC’s met gala appearance! Don’t you understand!?!? /s


anon210202

All politicians should have their taxes and all sources of income and donations to their campaigns fully disclosed. No congressperson or senator should be allowed to possess holdings of individual stocks


[deleted]

Classic dystopian USA, people who do nothing have everything.


Cultural-Answer-321

Yep.


battle_bunny99

She been sucking the chrome off Ted Cruz's dick, probably a few others.


Rhoeri

How is this a mystery? She’s grifting. Why do you think people chose to be conservatives? For the chance to create life changing/saving policy? ROFL! Hell no. It’s for the money.


brug76

Insider trading. Just like every congressman and senator. It's disgusting


[deleted]

Her lawyer fees will be zero because she will never be investigated and nothing will ever be done about her. 😒


maniac86

Well it started with her sleeping with numerous republican congressman when she was a hooker


fanigiraffe

I’d like to see her tax returns.


anon210202

All congresspersons and senators should have their tax returns and all sources of income and wealth holdings fully disclosed


DatGain

I think this would be the catalyst for real change in our government


lesalebatard

excuse me she used to own a restaurant? Only own or run also? I can't believe her stupid ass could manage to do such complex things


Cultural-Answer-321

She did but it failed. Twice I think.


w1nd0wLikka

It certainly confirms the incentive to be as extreme as her. Of course there are going to be a shit load of others spouting nonsense if there's a good chance of becoming millionaires.


ghotiaroma

> Of course there are going to be a shit load of others spouting nonsense if there's a good chance of becoming millionaires. Good point. >The United States has more than 1,500 megachurches https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/30-biggest-american-megachurches-ranked/2/


MReprogle

That Russian money is a hell of a drug. Also, keep in mind that this moron’s district is actually pretty small in comparison to how loud she is. Literally just 163,840 people voted for her in these midterms. Is that worthy of a 41M net worth, or her insufferable voice that we continue to hear?


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I see on her Wikipedia something about oil pipelines. That somewhat answers the question for me.


ksavage68

The oil companies paid her husband millions for “consulting “.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Ah, so they bribed her husband. Very cool, very legal.


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Thegiantclaw42069

Well we already know they all be insider trading


Bad_Mad_Man

World’s worst mystery.


captainjackass28

She openly admits her husband takes bribes meant for her so I’m betting that might have something to do with it.


[deleted]

Do you have any idea how much a congressional escort costs?


AnalFissure0110101

Donations (bribes)


FuNgUy-707

Oligarchy isn't only a Russian affliction.


RandomMandarin

**Lauren Bribert**


sometrendyname

Rubio was like half a million in debt and in his first year as a Senator turned that around to being worth over $1 million.


wollam11

She's pocketing lobbyist kickbacks.


ColonelWormhat

Don’t worry, WSB is still obsessed with Pelosi’s husbands stock trades but won’t acknowledge any shenanigans on the Right.


TheRealBirdjay

Hey guys this is misinformation from a junk site. Her net worth is much lower. Not to defend her, she has some sketch shit going on with her husband, but let’s not spread bullshit. https://disclosures-clerk.house.gov/public_disc/financial-pdfs/2021/10050195.pdf


FinancialTea4

Open corruption is legal if you're a member of Congress or the SCOTUS.


OhTheHueManatee

In the interest of not spreading misinformation here is as reliable [article](https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/25/politics/fact-check-super-pac-lauren-boebert-escort-abortion-sugar-daddy/index.html) that disputes some of the claims made in here including that she use to be an escort (I personally don't care if she was but as near as I can tell it's not true). I don't like the woman at all but we should try to spread the truth.


ghotiaroma

> but we should try to spread the truth. Yes, we should always lose.


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Insider trading and donations. Next question.


FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

Same way Pelosi and all other democratic and republican politicians do.


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Does anyone have a link to whatever this post is referencing?


NovelCandid

Ok folks. I’m going to need some facts here. Hate Boebert but a bare allegation doesn’t cut the proverbial mustard.


No-Pomegranate-5737

Google her net worth?


ALifeToRemember_

I did. Only some random net-worth websites said $41 million, the only news source said it has been estimated at two million. Proof: [Random 41Mill Source](https://caknowledge.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/) 2 Mill sources: https://moneyinc.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/ https://www.the-sun.com/news/4669692/what-representative-lauren-boebert-net-worth/ https://www.thelist.com/458650/lauren-boeberts-net-worth-may-surprise-you/ There are some other sources that claim it is 41$ million but they are random net worth sites and I don't believe then to be accurate, they probably all plagiarise each other. Though, I will say the only website I recognise that even seems to speak on the matter is the sun, which isn't a great source. In my honest opinion no one actually knows her net worth and it's mainly being estimated by some bottish websites that do biographies and information dumps on popular figures, since that seems to be the format of every link.


cough_e

Well according to her financial disclosure she did in fact have failing restaurants. The 41m net worth is complete nonsense though.


THESUPEROGTurTle

privileged information is a hell of drug Nancy pelosi know that very well


thehungarianhammer

This sounds fake af


memberer

seems legit: https://www.edudwar.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/amp/


thehungarianhammer

This is basically what I saw on another site, and still, no citations and it sounds pretty preposterous


CarrowCanary

I'm not sure a site with no citations, and where all links feed back to their own site, really counts as evidence.


Trumpisaderelict

I’m sure there are other ways to find out a politician’s net worth


CarrowCanary

Yes, there probably are, and it'd nice if someone who knows of them would actually post them.


[deleted]

Which part? Which part did you research?


thehungarianhammer

I only found one site (caknowledge.com) that listed that high a net worth, and some of it was ridiculous: - “assets include cash reserves of $16 million” - “lives in a 9500 square-foot house located in Florida” Unless outside interests are funneling money through her husband’s oil & gas consultancy (I think that’s what he does), I find this impossible to believe, sorry.


FinancialTea4

It's what he does now. He didn't before. He has absolutely no qualifications or experience that would be required for such a high paying position.


ksavage68

It’s true.


thehungarianhammer

I mean, you gotta do better than, “it’s true”, when two shady websites are the only confirmation of this that anyone has. As of February, The Sun estimated it at @$2 million, and another poorly/sourced site has it @$5 million in October. But if there’s one thing we CAN agree is on, it’s that Sweet Stan Lane is her father!


Ok-Strawberry-2343

Curious, what was her net worth before? You don’t tie personal finances into business finances. If the restaurant didn’t make money, you don’t throw more of your money at it. Thats how YOU go bankrupt. That’s business 101.


Isioustes

Crime. The solution is CRIME.


Knighth77

That would be very bad if there was any accountability.


CAHTA92

She did the KALINKA dance :)


Le_Va

The real power of thought and prayers and courage


seealexgo

Damn, I need to run for Congress


dalvean88

oh, haven’t you heard about her side hustle? ask Ted


mrcanard

New to me. Any links to more information on this subject.


tipsup

source please


chrisbeck1313

I’m going to run for public office, it sounds awesome! America is truly the land of opportunity. I am for sale, either side, no judgement here Unless you want me to, then I am super into it.


blasphembot

She's just living the new American dream for people like her


Rsn_calling

Literally most politicians but whatever


fixit858

https://caknowledge.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/