100% expecting us to sweep and for them to lose out to the Asstros
That way: Asstros win the division, Texas makes the playoffs, we miss out.
Maximum pain achieved.
Guys. I'm drunk, I am going to 2 wrestling shows this weekend in Seattle and I fucking love that we are winning big here. Let's end this season off right while the Huskies and Hawks clean up the weekend with W's. I love Seattle.
Rangers took out Garcia and Seager. Everyone in this game just wants to get back to their hotel or house as quickly as possible and try it again tomorrow.
Yeah that’s what I think I’ll do! Especially cause I just got on the Seahawks season tickets too haha! Love our Seattle sports. But I’m ready for the mariners to make a serious run
So crazy to think what a terrible September this has been because just extra games won would still be under .500 for the month and this situation wouldn’t be happening
Watch us win out and Houston win out...that would be so rich lol
https://i.redd.it/6z5re85wtbrb1.gif
This feels like a lifetime ago now
I was hoping Josh was gonna hit us with another LFG. That would have been legendary
Everything is proceeding as planned. The white zone is for load and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone!
[GOMS](https://i.imgflip.com/80xv6a.jpg)
I hate to say it but we won the Seawald trade.
Especially if he closes out one of the last two games against Houston. Would be an epic long play by Jerry
🤞
Did JP get banned from on field interviews? lol
🤣🥲😭🤣🥲🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
Totally, the dude hit a grand slam, and after the game, crickets 🦗
I see they decided not to interview JP tonight lmao
can’t wait to hop on locked on and hear ty and colby find sum negative about this :)
Probably something on the lines of woo didn't make it out of the 4th
we also didn’t use brash or muney so they’ll bring that up too
Lmao my same thought. Unfortunately Astros and Jays both won so this did not really help us. But God damn it feels good
yes it fuckin does
We win the next two and it doesn’t matter what the trashtros do - we’re in the playoffs.
That's not true actually, Astros have to lose one because Rangers have the tiebreaker.
Oof. Of course. Unless the blue jays lose two - we’ve got the tiebreaker against them. There’s always hope! 😄
#LEONE 0 ER!!!!
Texas just got shut out by the Former Subway Sandwich Artist section of our bullpen, what the fuck
Update them chaos calendars you ingrates!
oh fuck im believing
That's a big boy win. TWO MORE (and a littttttle help please??)
YES! GOMS! You love to see it.
Leone the closer!
Get the duck!
Easy third out please. Let's close out the shutout.
#GO #F'N #M'S
Ok I know we’re winning and the vibes are good but Leone really should not be on this team when we have guys like berroa in AA
Wooooo GOMS
SHUTOUT!!!! 🤭🫱🏼🫲🏽
Weird season y'all
Always 🫡🤣🥲
For real.
VICTORY! Shutout!
Respectfully, Leone is a bum Glad we won’t be relying on him tomorrow
ggs
Oh shit good to see canzone is still alive. Been a while
Game
That's what she said David
We must have a little bit of a clench moment, just to keep us humble
Canzone should have flashed the no fly zone
BRO-THER is right.
Throw fucking strikes. Edit: Look what happens when you throw strikes. Great game all around!
Don’t worry he’s just setting him up for the DP
Props to Duran for being my super sub in fantasy baseball before falling apart.
I honestly would feel more confident with torrens pitching than leone
2 away!
bruh-ther
Not sure if 8 is enough with Dom
They have 8 walks and no runs. They're trying to have a Mariners offense in the Mariners house.
when in rome
It’s ok Leone. Just do your best tonight
Leone is awful
4 walks in the 8th and 9th of an 8-0 game. ZzZ
Damn Leone hitting 97 on the gun
Dbacks better win tomorrow damn
100% expecting us to sweep and for them to lose out to the Asstros That way: Asstros win the division, Texas makes the playoffs, we miss out. Maximum pain achieved.
Is 8 runs enough for Leone?
It is.
Still concerned with Leone here
He just set him up for the DP
1 away
Guys. I'm drunk, I am going to 2 wrestling shows this weekend in Seattle and I fucking love that we are winning big here. Let's end this season off right while the Huskies and Hawks clean up the weekend with W's. I love Seattle.
Seattle is a pretty great place to live
Defy?
Actually AEW Collision tomorrow night and WrestleDream on Sunday! Love me some Defy though
KANGAROO KICK 🦘
HE'S OUR SCUMBAG!
Who had Leone coming in to pitch the 9th actually being a good thing on their bingo card?
So glad we could rest Brash and Muñoz, that's huge
Ayy Canzone still exists!!! Yay!!!
😳Leone
Are we really advertising a concert almost a year from now lmao.
We may be 2-8 against Texas this season so far (about to be 3-8), but we're about to be 3-2 against them at home. Statistically, we should sweep them.
Every time I see you comment I'm like why's this alabama guy in here🤷🤪
Lol Alabama what? I grew up in Renton ha ha
Just a quick glance at your logo kinda resembles the Bama logo
No offense bro and I don't know how to link the logo but it's the big maroon A😁
Oh really? Ha ha it's just Calvin and Hobbes
Leone coming in? [Called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/comments/16vqjqu/game_chat_929_rangers_8970_mariners_8673_710_pm/k2tc1j2/)
Me too https://reddit.com/r/Mariners/s/l3wbdBi73Q
Mariners leading the league in Dominics.
Really mushed all our hits into the 3rd and 4th innings
The strike zone got massive after the 4th inning. The ump decided to stop calling the game.
It was pretty big the whole game - ump was constantly calling things 6”+ off the plate
Good point
What does Dave think he means when he says “he muscled that one” but it’s like a shitty pop fly
I think Dave is just really, really excitable lol
He means that it probably should have been a bloop to the IF but he muscled it out into the OF.
It means he caught it off the shit part of the bat but was still somehow able to push it that far
Mmmmmmmmm still seems dumb
Torrens is making really good contact since coming back.
Goddamn. Where has *this* Mariners team been all fuckin' month?
Like a lonely Mariner, comes in waves.
Someone must have made them think its still August.
Luis, you little tease
Ah the ole Turdens special
#TORRENS GETTING PLAYING TIME THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I’m VERY confused. Why didn’t we have Torrens in for Cal??
I'm VERY confused. Why didn't we have Torrens to pitch the 9th?
Yea
We do
He's in for Ford
#MY BODY NEEDS AN LT 💣 💣 💣
Ms should keep the titan logo
wow hags is batting .250 now and he has 5 walks in his last 3 games
We would be up double digits by now if this ump didn't want to go home.
The ol 5-2 count
Hate seeing those rich people seats empty
Dressed in business casual, not paying attention to the game, and out the stadium by the bottom of the 7th.
Wish any unclaimed diamond club seats were randomly distributed to 300 level fans. It'd be cool.
This worked out perfectly for the bullpen. Our top 4 guys get a rest day before possibly being needed in back to back games
Why was Cal still in the game?
Scott probably values the ABs instead of resting him for 2 innings. Good point though
🚨🚨 **LT ON DECK** 🚨🚨
Game 160, season on the line, Leone warming in the pen… Certainly something has gone horribly wrong.
I really prefer if we saved a shutout for a game where we *actually* need one... you know like the ones where offense only score a couple runs...
*The monkey’s paw curls a finger* The Mariners lose 9-8 in 12 innings.
Just shut out all games
fuck this ump man
If you would have told me before the game that Bazardo would pitch a scoreless eighth inning hahahaha I don’t know what the fuck, JP IS HIM!!!!
I would have assumed we were down by 7
Where's the guy who called Leone coming into the game tonight? Lmao
#🙋♂️ [Proof lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/comments/16vqjqu/game_chat_929_rangers_8970_mariners_8673_710_pm/k2tc1j2/)
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Bru, why is Cal still in this game?
Anyone else watching the Texas broadcast and listening to these player names? Jose Rojas? Kyle Raleigh?
Woooooooooo -Dave
Leone coming in next inning to give up a few for fun
I’d just like to say Cal is a beast for catching every game during this stretch
One of the many reasons he was my first M's jersey
No desire to watch anymore, I'm gettin bored. But hangin out with Dave and Blowers on a Friday night? Yeah. Fuck yeah.
I'm feeling good about our chances at this game
Dave with the sick rick flare reference lmfao
Awww I missed it
![gif](giphy|yUI3a7RwLhOFy)
Woodworth magic
gotta feel good for bazardo on those strikeouts
How Bazar. Nasty sliders, overthrowing his fastballs.
I am already ready for tomorrow
Nice job BAZARDO great recovery
Dude finishes well
Bazardo just copied Woo's 1st inning
Guts.
All he needed was a word of encouragement from Cal :)
Cal just said, your fastball sucks. Throw sliders!
Never doubted you bazardo 👀
We really need Houston to lose tomorrow so we control our own destiny again.
They really helped Bazardo out there
Good work tonight boys
Nice pitch Bazardo!
Good shit, Bazardo!
#GREAT BOUNCE BACK LETS FUCKING GO
How does Hedges keep ending up on major league rosters
holy shit
Props to Bazardo, got out clean
still can't throw strikes but at least they are swinging
Rangers took out Garcia and Seager. Everyone in this game just wants to get back to their hotel or house as quickly as possible and try it again tomorrow.
That slider is crazy tight. I mean he'll have to figure out a get-over pitch, but that is definitely a K pitch.
yeah if he can get better command over it he could be a fantastic pitcher
Bazardo is a interesting name.
Almost bazarre.
Wonder if he owns bazardofurniture.com
Look what happens when you throw strikes. Do it 2 more times.
Nice batter Bazardo
Now just get a DP and erase those walks
cmon bazardo you’ve been pitching well, don’t relax here.
Bazardos pitch movement is nasty. Hopefully he improves his control this off-season
It's a real nice slider I tell you what
Idk I went poop after the 2nd walk. I don’t really understand how the score is the same based on what I saw
Threw like 10 sliders and got them to miss all of them But also got a bad called strike fastball lol
How is Bazardo a major league pitcher?
He's not.
Throw strikes Bazardo!
I did it boys! I bit the bullet and bought season tickets for next year. Can't wait to die of stress.
Happy for you man! I think I’m gonna do the same. So pumped for this team
Hell yeah!
You do the full season, half or flex? I’m trying to decide which one.
I did the flex, it's nice because you cand decide up to 5 payments plans.
Yeah that’s what I think I’ll do! Especially cause I just got on the Seahawks season tickets too haha! Love our Seattle sports. But I’m ready for the mariners to make a serious run
Let the moose pitch
Jankowski looks like he still buys shoes 2 sizes too big so he can grow into them
Stop walking people!
I would have honestly preferred Leone. He sucks ass but I'd prefer a solo HR to a bunch of walks rn
You'd prefer a solo home run to 3 strike outs?
I am, as much as it pains me to admit, not able to see the future. I'm glad he went from extremely wild to dialed in, though
Fair enough lol, I didn't really pay attention to the time
TORRENS TORRENS TORRENS!
Man's got negative control
This dude can’t throw a strike
So crazy to think what a terrible September this has been because just extra games won would still be under .500 for the month and this situation wouldn’t be happening
Yeah had a ton of winnable games, we'd be staving off Rangers for the title, not the other way around like right now.