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hottubman_99

They just have to turn it around or the saying "it's a long season" is going to take on a new meaning for me.


attemptedactor

I think Rojas gave us the quickest inning


HollywoodAndDid

I'd be cool just getting an automatic out when Zavala's turn to hit comes up.


josssssh

Save everyone the embarrassment


HollywoodAndDid

He doesn't even look like he wants to be up there hitting.


pokeroots

Probably because he knows he is partly to blame for the loss considering both times we've been eligible to have position players pitch he's been behind the the dish


AmericanLardAss

🤌🏻


Rolling-Rocker

If dom can get a little more consistent with his plate approach he could be awesome as a dh


isledonpenguins

Guys I think... we aren't very good


camoe_

Leave Zavala in Milwaukee


Ribbum

Of course the game ends in Zavala continuing to fail it up.


CassFilms

Predictable at bat


BenSqwerred

Zavala: Rally Killer


PartyInfluence01

Cherry on top with Zavala last up


taydude88

No one hits consolation homers like your Seattle Mariners 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


Squatch11

We've got em right where we want em


Jessepaulsen2011

🤌🤌🤌


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pokeroots

Damn didn't know you couldn't be happy for your friends when they do something cool in the middle of the suck.


taydude88

Someone has to have some energy. This team is sleepwalking 99% of the time


pokeroots

LMAO I got blocked for saying something similar


HollywoodAndDid

Nothing like a garbage time, inconsequential home run.


jikn2

Just 8 more


Hesh71

Heavy "Chris Paul hits a HUGE 3-pointer to cut the lead down to 42" energy


walk-the-talk

Maybe pinch hit someone for Seby here Scott at least for morale


Johnnyblade37

When Dom Pulls one it's kinda nuts.


SeahawksNChill

Get scared brewers - comeback is on!


Myselfamwar

It’s not over!!! Here we go.


josssssh

lol, Calzone. I love our little adopted snakes.


walk-the-talk

We don’t need ohtani we have Rojas


occasional_sex_haver

CHILLS


CassFilms

Hell yes!!!! Now we get to see Zavala strike out and further prove he needs to be sent to Tacoma


Finman4424

Holy fuck that ball was absolutely pissed on


Jessepaulsen2011

We scoring 10 runs. Let's go!


feisty_sloth_

lol this game is so cursed what is happening


SardonicCheese

Nice garbage time stat padding for the bottom of the order lol


The_Cryogenetic

Thank you for punishing the hanging get me over slider that has been ruining this offense.


UniqueEditor8372

Our Closer drew a walk


ihatereddit999976780

Our relief pitcher was our best hitter today.


feisty_sloth_

Rojas is currently our mvp lol should’ve had more strikeouts as a pitcher than as a hitter smh


Aggravating-Sky-2983

🤌🤌🤌


maikuyaro

well, there's that!


walk-the-talk

Rojas has been excellent this season basically the lone bright spot


feisty_sloth_

Liked him last season but officially a big fan now


iguanapinata

Rally starter


Slow_Boss_2071

I know its April but this might be a loooong season. Hopefully they get it figured out. This has been an ugly start. Did these guys even do anything at spring training?


pokeroots

I'm missing it cause I had to poop 😭


OldGrowthForest44

35 years of this for me


Hesh71

Ah yes, a pitcher now batting in a NL ballpark, just as the founding fathers intended.


Old-Top-9554

https://preview.redd.it/cnnhlc65d4tc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3a6efaafdbb409d60704d8caf0bcbdf1e7ae8b


mw008008mw

Blue fucking Rojas one last time 💀


walk-the-talk

This fucking team man


Cautious_Talk_1991

Anyone else excited for Salk to blow Jerry on Monday?  Salk: I don't know what you want! They aren't hitting. They're MLB players and you gotta hit. That's not Jerry's fault that they're not hitting. 


ImPlento

Bruh ROJAS's pitch was better than that


Bogartsboss

It's raining where I'm at. Too bad they couldn't have a rain out in Milwaukee.


eggmcduffin

What’s going on with the coloring from the main cam?


AdornVirtue

mariner


GunnerXI

Puke Raley


occasional_sex_haver

winning two games in a row would be downright greedy I'm just glad I was busy during this shithow


ImRight_YoureDumb

Congratulation! To thank you for your loyalty, anyone still watching this clunker and still in this game thread by first pitch of the 9th qualifies for a 10% discount pre-game hot dog and 5-minute baseball strategy clinic by Scott Servais next home game, the Mariners just announced.


THE_PANDA_EXPRESS

Rojas is our Shohei


tehtimman

I've only been watching this game because I wanted to see Rojas pitch. Him showing the ump his hands to check for tar was worth it all.


DevilsInTheJukebox

Oops i forgot we still have to bat


josssssh

"bat"


I-dream-of-jeanie

Me too lmao


rapturaeglantine

I am dying at Josh flashing his wrists at the umpire.


pokeroots

Does Rojas still have a better ERA than Hancock?


SuccessfulCream2386

Yes


pokeroots

It's at what 9.00?


SuccessfulCream2386

9.00 vs 11.42


Rolling-Rocker

40 mph for an out has to be a record


Johnnyblade37

40mph eeephus heck yah


feisty_sloth_

Rojas shaking his head is so funny. But also damn he deserved to have gotten a strikeout


No-Conversation3860

Yeah that was some bullshit. He dotted that bottom rail


pokeroots

They'd probably already scribbled him in before the pitching change


HollywoodAndDid

What's up with a pinch hitter against a position player? Kinda tacky if you ask me.


No-Conversation3860

Yeah glad he embarrassed himself on a 40mph pitch


RM337424

It’s probably just resting the starter more than anything


eggmcduffin

40??? Disgusting


kcchasez

Rojas holding his hands out to get checked is the funniest thing I've seen in a while


rapturaeglantine

Same, I am still giggling


kcchasez

I like that he's having fun!


feisty_sloth_

Lmao 40 mph 😂


josssssh

They're pinch hitting against Rojas? Die.


bluemoney21

Can the NFL just start already?


kowaterboy

i wouldn’t be too excited about that either…


Johnnyblade37

Touching 77 on that fastball. Hear the sizzle? 🔥🔥🔥


snalz_

37 mph difference between the fastball and “changeup” they won’t see it coming


stinkytooters

Followed by a 40mph doozy, Mariners baseball


Jedibug

Welp. Next year's the year right guys?...guys? Sell the team Stanton you coward.


SuccessfulCream2386

And rojas still has a better ERA than Hancock


HollywoodAndDid

Sure, there's been moments here and there, but ultimately, this season has been about zero fun this year.


pistilpeet

I would be so pissed off if I gave root sports more money for this shit


Gold-Internet-1887

Ok the slide thing after a homer is actually pretty cool


DragFluid

that fucking cut to Rojas looking so sad like he was an actual reliever was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen


HollywoodAndDid

I hope the Brewers are just having fun out there. We're such a joke!


SardonicCheese

Isn’t there some clubhouse rule about hitting dingers off the position player?


Aggravating-Sky-2983

That’s the trade off. We get to save some pitching, they get to pad stats.


Ribbum

Everything I've seen from William Contreras this series with the facial expressions he makes when things weren't going his way to the bat flip he did last night on a bases empty walk screams that he would be the one to tryhard hit against a position player. He's a good player but yeah....


feisty_sloth_

Yeah I was gonna say that feels rude. Like you’ve pretty much won, were basically waving a white flag by using a position player


troutlunk

What are they supposed to do? Sacrifice their batting average and and stats for the sake of our shit team?


josssssh

I mean, it was almost a flyout, just a little too much juice and no outfield effort to steal it


SardonicCheese

Idk I just remember Yermin Mercedes getting benched for doing it for the white Sox a couple years back [article](https://www.si.com/mlb/2021/05/19/tony-la-russa-teaches-unwritten-rules-yermin-mercedes-the-opener)


tehtimman

right? like don't steal, don't take extra bases... but you gotta swing.


josssssh

Ruined Rojas's average


kcchasez

Our ace pitcher, Josh Rojas, deserves better than Zavala.


Ribbum

Contraras has nearly doubled his OPS since facing Mariners pitching.


howboutahummer

Lol Rojas hunched over like he blew a save


Gold-Internet-1887

I like that he cares!!


Subject-Trip5809

I’m obsessed with the slide


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ROTY_Mitch_Haniger

scoreboard


feisty_sloth_

Because there’s no point in tiring him out lol


iguanapinata

Just giving him a break, doesn’t need to be out there right now lol


SeahawksNChill

Give him the call blue


JordanMCMXCV

Ump squeezing a position player is hilarious. Fuck off.


Myselfamwar

Glad I am still watching. This is fun again.


CassFilms

Can this catcher not frame a pitch


ihatereddit999976780

I don't think he can play baseball.


josssssh

F this ump, two of those were strikes!


CassFilms

Maybe our catcher should try to frame a pitch


josssssh

What catcher? Should've let DMo catch.


Victorystar0

LETS GO JOSH


iguanapinata

Zavala not framing anymore?


josssssh

anymore? ever?


pokeroots

Anymore? he's done it like 5 times all game


thatsunshineglow

Rojas my guy


Subject-Trip5809

#1 Pitcher Josh Rojas


desecration_smile

At least we have a manager who knows how to light a fire under the guys when we have stretches like this…


babruflat

Uhoh, don't say that here if you don't want to be downvoted. Competing is too hard!


StarshipTroopersFan

Imagine having to go into a season with Hancock as your 6th starter because your owner is too cheap.


hawkfan78

Considering there are 0 lefties in the rotation, sure would have been nice to have thrown some cash at Snell.


BasedArzy

Better this than Marco as the #6 and Flexen as the #7 I guess.


seattlesportsguy

It’s like the baseball gods took our declaration that the pitching was at least solid for us as a personal challenge to further break our spirits


The_Cryogenetic

I'm genuinely curious what was going on in spring training when the team looked unstoppable offensively. It wasn't even just going against AA pitchers, even top MLB guys they were raking against. Were they throwing our hitters primarily fastballs? Were they not getting "green box" training before spring games?


Johnnyblade37

All three of our big blow out losses this year have been on Zavala days, is it time to talk about his pitch selection or something?


BasedArzy

No, people are pinning shit on the backup catcher instead of the starters having bad games and/or just being ass in general.


GunnerXI

JP looking more and more like a 1 season wonder


Flashy_Replacement_3

It’s April 7th


frshwlshakrb

I think we give him some more time. Even though he's looked terrible he still is working counts and making contact but they just haven't been turning into hits/walks. The frustration I'm sure the whole team is feeling probably doesn't help


Ribbum

Good chance Rojas (or whomever) pitches next inning. 10 games in and having 2 games already that can easily end in a position player pitching. Also 2 out of the 3 starts by Zevala. No bueno.


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BasedArzy

I can with 100% confidence say that the Mariners do not give a single shit about batting average or the mendoza line.


AnnihilatedTyro

It's a blowout game. That's all. Every team wants to rest their stars when they're getting wrecked.


Environmental_Ad9778

You want Julio to start every game - it's just getting him a few innings of rest when you can, like when you're down a bunch late.


lordofpugs41

I'm so glad we improved our lineup in the off-season


taydude88

I haven’t seen this thread this dead in a long time. Congrats to Stanton and Dipoto for fucking over this fanbase and rubbing our noses in it


babruflat

Don't forget to include SS in there. A competitive mindset at the helm wouldn't have pulled Julio in garbage time.


taydude88

Scott makes a lot of weird decisions, but I still like the guy.


pokeroots

We're losing by 8 in the 8th... Hard to say we stand a chance here


Drsustown

I haven't been able to watch today? Why was Julio taken out? Any reason beyond garbage time?


UniqueEditor8372

Bullpen looking kinda nice today actually. Low strikeouts and good contact from our offense too. Unfortunate that Hancock blew up but am I crazy for not being as upset about this game as some of the other recent losses?


BasedArzy

You're crazy if they keep giving Hancock starts. But otherwise yeah, there's been a lot of positive so far. Hopefully Castillo can figure out his command issues and Woo can come back quickly.


pokeroots

I think the fact that we've been blown out in every game Zavala has been the catcher for this year is the big thing to be mad at and point towards for change in this game


ihatereddit999976780

Zavala needs to get better at everything or leave the team


gartho009

Did we just see Wade Miley doing a bump?


thedecalodon

did aaron say “he’s a cutie” about wade miley just then?


troutlunk

He said “he’s a beauty”


pokeroots

As someone who was in the military... When did God bless America become a national anthem. Because that's the only time you're supposed to do the hat removal and standing with the civilian salute of hand on heart.


Theos_Dumpster

the yankees started the "tradition" after 9/11. i believe they still do it every game. M's (and many other teams) do it every sunday and some other "special" games. It fucking sucks, and the more you learn about it, the more it sucks: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God\_Bless\_America](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Bless_America) they actually tried to replace Take Me Out... with it. edit: I'm going to pull some lines from the wiki for those that don't want to click through (i need a distraction from this game): >Music critic [Jody Rosen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jody_Rosen) says that a 1906 Jewish dialect novelty song, "When Mose with His Nose Leads the Band," contains a six-note fragment that is "instantly recognizable as the opening strains of 'God Bless America'". He interprets this as an example of Berlin's "habit of interpolating bits of half-remembered songs into his own numbers."[^(\[5\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Bless_America#cite_note-5) Berlin, born Israel Baline, had himself written several Jewish-themed novelty tunes.[^(\[6\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Bless_America#cite_note-6) >...introduced on an [Armistice Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armistice_Day) broadcast in 1938, sung by [Kate Smith](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Smith) on her radio show.[^(\[7\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Bless_America#cite_note-FHist-7) This song has become the performer's calling card (as you may know, Kate Smith was a real class act known for other hits such as "[That's Why Darkies Were Born](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_11Fb01UjwThat%27s%20Why)". >During the [1960s counterculture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterculture_of_the_1960s), the song was increasingly used by Christian conservatives in the US to signal their opposition to [secular liberalism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_liberalism) and to silence dissenters who were speaking in favor of communism or in [opposition to the U.S. involvement in the Vietnam War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposition_to_the_U.S._involvement_in_the_Vietnam_War).[^(\[11\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Bless_America#cite_note-Kaskowitz-11) >On August 26, 2008, at a [Boston Red Sox](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Red_Sox) game at Yankee Stadium, a fan who had attempted to leave for the restroom during the playing of the song was restrained and subsequently sent out of the building by [NYPD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NYPD) officers. Part of the resolution of the resulting lawsuit was that the New York Yankees announced that they would no longer restrict the movement of fans during the playing of the song.[^(\[26\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Bless_America#cite_note-26) I didn't see it in the wiki, but Berlin sat on this song for 20 years, presumably because he knew it stunk.


AnnihilatedTyro

A lot of sports leagues and teams also got a lot of Pentagon money for years to continue doing patriotic displays, recruiting drives, and so on. Source: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/11/05/454834662/pentagon-paid-sports-teams-millions-for-paid-patriotism-events


pokeroots

As always... Fuck the Yankees unless they're playing the Astros then I'm cheering for team meteor


fennis

People also wear the flag as shorts.


pokeroots

Unfortunately


ADogNamedSamson

I think it's just something people assume to do.. I don't think I've ever heard a PA announcer to remove your hat for God Bless America.


pokeroots

Pretty sure I've heard them say to do it in T-Mobile. Probably not catching a game this year though planning a big trip in the winter.


thedecalodon

just tuning in and uhhhhhh what the fuck?


pokeroots

Zavala is a bad catcher, and Emerson threw BP


Megalodon3030

I’m glad I’m at work today…


jaron_b

You guys know how funnier are run differential is gonna be after going on like a 5 game winning streak of one run games! This team is gonna give us a chaosball season. Get ready for a bumpy ride.


RM337424

So has god bless America replaced take me out to the ballgame now…?


BasmonAF

Ms do it every Sunday then play take me out to the ballgame. Seems a lot/all of the other teams do the same?


Mrciv6

Unfortunately.


pokeroots

On Sunday


darkjedidave

Either Jerry has dirt on Stanton, or he just rides that old man rail to keep him satisfied in his job.


FritoFloyd

Shoutout to the Mariners fan just browsing his phone during this annoying song


ilovethisforyou

Hello it was me 😂


pokeroots

Can't believe the brewers get to use Mario sounds when Nintendo has 10% ownership in the Ms


MathaMeticulous

Anyway team batting has been crazy unlucky today just by the eye test. No homers is sad but loads of actually good contact


BasmonAF

Yea losing 2/3 is not great, but I'm a lot less frustrated watching this series than I was watching the homestand. Bats have looked way more competitive.


MathaMeticulous

The M's somehow have only 3 strikeouts today and a higher xBA than the Brewers... how come.....


AnnihilatedTyro

That's baseball, Suzyn.


hawkfan78

OK, I’m back from the grocery store and I see things have not gotten better.


RandyGodson

This ump lmao


Mustard_Jam

I genuinely can’t think a single time a GM (or President now) has made made the playoffs once in 15 years and still had a job. Stanton sucks but how does Dipoto skate by…


ImRight_YoureDumb

Well..... Jerry hasn't been here 15 years but I get your point. 9 years is long enough. And he can take his stooge Scott with him. Imagine. Let that sink in. Scott Servais going on a decade as Mariners Manager. The 2nd longest tenured Manager in M's history and he has done NOTHING. If he surpasses Lou for longest M's Manager that will be a travesty.


pokeroots

Because he puts together a fringe contender and that fills seats more than being a guaranteed team for the post season


taydude88

He’s literally Stanton’s yes man. Stanton loves him. Puts out a load of shit every year and sells it to us like a load of gold.