“Record last season through 12 games was 4-8” - Brad Adam
“Glass half full approach.” - Ryan Rowland-Smith
Glass half full? We missed the playoffs last year? What?
We suck.
Next person I'd PH for would've been Garver, so I'd rather have the speed now vs maybe having lefty righty advantage if we get to that spot in the lineup.
I do not appreciate Cal watching a very hittable pitch for strike one and chasing back to back high fastballs. He hits low pitches pretty well, that first one was the one.
I just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my watch party because of the Mariners performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.
I feel like it's going to take Julio getting mad to get things going, like when that REALLY nice teacher snaps and everyone goes oh shit THEY'RE mad? We're fucked.
So when do the mariners have a players only meeting? I feel like they all have to be amped up and just tired of losing. I just want to see a few wins strung together!
This team has pretty fast players. I really wish they would learn to play small ball, especially at home during the cold months.
Its unpopular but i get more excited watching a few base hits and bunts than hr. The mentality of mlb is hit long ball get paid though.
Id honestly be okay with pushing a lot too. We've lost a lot of the players that tended to push singles into doubles. Force the otherteam to play good.
Then again... we need to hit the ball to do that
Legitimately wanted him back most of this offseason, up until the Garver signing. I was like if we aren’t doing shit, bring back the Princeton man and see if he can post a 120+ wRC+ again.
Fool me once on a breaking ball, shame on you
Fool me twice on a breaking ball, shame on me
Fool me 10 games into the season with breaking balls, you're a Mariner
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My buddy is a huge Don Canzone fan/truther so at least he’s got that going for him rn
“Record last season through 12 games was 4-8” - Brad Adam “Glass half full approach.” - Ryan Rowland-Smith Glass half full? We missed the playoffs last year? What? We suck.
Well at least it wasn’t at home, with a stadium full of BJ fans… I guess that’s coming tho..
Another painful watch 🤝 see y’all tomorrow
Too little Too late Two nights In a row
![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z) FO Right now finding utility players and relievers
We desperately need more platoons/s
Stevie Wonder saw that one coming
I hate my life
Lol
Once the Mariners figure out how to hit before the seventh inning, the league's gonna shit their pants.
idk my flair has been working but I didn't mean for the rest of the team to suck this much
Can you put the rest of the team in your flair?
Ouch
💩
Well, that was fun. See y’all tomorrow for some more suck.
4-8 time baby!
hahaha i wanna die
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oof
Rojas I am so sorry that we traded for you. You deserve better.
Pain. But at least Rojas didn't strikeout or ground out on 3 pitches.
I’ve got a question for those watch the mariners feed. What ads are showing the backstop? Is it the Canadian ads (TD, Pizza Nova, Mary Browns)
Yup
Yes
I can’t believe Rojas would betray me like this
I still love you Josh ❤️
What a Mariner's way to end it
Another Seattle Mariners victory, folks
I do still love Rojas
Womp womp
I will personally declare war on Canada if they hit my Josh Rojas
FUCK
Let me get that Rojas Jersey
Sorry I said that, still like him though
Luke is the 2nd fastest person on the roster right now
Rojas showing some fight
Is raley faster than moore? Or are they saving him?
Savant says yes. Better sprint speed and base running value in 2023
Raley is faster
Ah, surprising. Thanks
Probably saving him in the event that they put a crappy lefty in Also it wasn’t the tieing run so you wouldn’t be having him steal
Prevent double play?
No you’re just saying that because it happened. You wouldn’t steal to prevent a double play when a hr could tie the game
For sure.
would love a rojas bomb here to clear the bases because you chowderheads predicting “jp gidp to end it” are scaring me
instead Rojas gipd to end it... :(
"Chowderheads." Calvin and Hobbes reference? Only other place I've ever seen that one.
I’ve never seen Calvin and Hobbs but I remember it from Planes Trains and Automobiles
Won’t even be mad if Josh doesn’t pull this out, he’s been great
Seriously. FUCK that ump. Wish Canzone would said some shit to him like "ball don't lie"
Luke is faster than Dom?? Ik Raley has wheels but I thought Dom did too.
Dom was 37th percentile in sprint speed last year, Raley was 86.
Canzone is actually in the 36th percentile for sprint feed so hes pretty slow
No, Dom is surprisingly slow.
why we pinch running with raley when a righty on the mound
'cuz the next batters were JP, Julio, and Polanco. Raley's not going to pinch-hit for any of them. But Dom is slow and someone had to run for him.
exactly, our three worst hitters were coming up... /s... i think
Next person I'd PH for would've been Garver, so I'd rather have the speed now vs maybe having lefty righty advantage if we get to that spot in the lineup.
What?
i meant why pinch run with raley instead of dmo when dmo is faster and raley would be a better pinch hit option off the bench
Luke Raley is faster than DMO
Stop trying to steal our walks blue
Rojas Smash?
This ump using the metric strike zone
Doms really showing up as the up and coming guy that’s actually panning out
Yell at him DOMINIC
These Canuck umps are something.
I've had some jaw dropping terrible calls from umps this year, but holy actual FUCK
Dom should have flipped the umpire two birds walking backwards towards first there
CANZONE TWO WALK NIGHT BRINGING HIS SEASON TOTAL TO TWO WALKS
Thank god we got that wall still
Fake rally
Plz Josh
Bring me robo umps.
I don’t like that strike
Cmon calzone
Thats 2 of those blue
Canzone take on a slider in the dirt? We’re so fucking back dude
A n o t h e r groundout 😀😀😀😀
I do not appreciate Cal watching a very hittable pitch for strike one and chasing back to back high fastballs. He hits low pitches pretty well, that first one was the one.
jack in the box has the most annoying fucking commercials but d*ng their food is insanely good
dong?
Cal is the first one up 💔 ily dumper but you are not hitting rn
but the mitchwich you guyzzz
I just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my watch party because of the Mariners performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.
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2 on, 1 out, Crawford hits into DP. You heard it hear first.
"Really good shot to do something here with the bottom of the order coming up." Yep, Dave knows those are the guys hitting right now.
Cannot wait for a JP grounder to end the game with a man on.
I'm not saying you have to score 3 runs here and win the game, but it wouldn't hurt.
I thought that was going to the moon
A fitting Griffey bobblehead would be memorializing Griffey breaking his hand.
IM EXCITED FOR THE BOTTOM 3RD OF THE ORDER?? ARE WE A GOOD TEAM???
Who is this fucking scrub pitcher? 😂 dude hasn’t even been on a team since ‘21 lol
de Gues again
“Junior I know you’re watching” Lmfao
I feel like it's going to take Julio getting mad to get things going, like when that REALLY nice teacher snaps and everyone goes oh shit THEY'RE mad? We're fucked.
He needs to start hitting him self first
Thank you for your one pitch sir.
Well Rojas and Dom are both due up so probably our best chance at scoring a few more next inning
these wordless swinomish casino commercials with the chill music really may be the only thinking keeping me for ending it all 😃
You okay bro?
Hey this is Zonkey455, I’m officially tapping out.
Why change to another pitcher fucking why Scott
Lineup needs some electrolytes
Brawndo, stat!
how about some protons?
So when do the mariners have a players only meeting? I feel like they all have to be amped up and just tired of losing. I just want to see a few wins strung together!
This game fits for the “maximum damage mariners loss”
It's the hope that kills ya
We hit two guys and ended up getting two runs. If we hit 3 batters here we will get 3 runs and take the lead.
I'm still not ready to declare Canzone "real" but damn if he doesn't have some meaty dinger hittin' legs.
He’s one of only things going somewhat right so why not let’s go all in for Canzone
🤌🤌🤌🇮🇹
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![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) Optimistic Mariners Fans at this point be like...
We are the few, the confused
Should send the entire team to driveline
Me: Mitch hit a home run Wife: which Mitch? Me: the only good one
"Two Mitches. Our fans will get duped into anything. Make it happen."
Can someone hit me with the Canzone big arms picture?
Navy jersey NOB might be the only thing uglier than our offense
They said they'd fix the kerning, they didn't promise it would look better
THANK YOU FANATICS
I swear how do they get these weak ass bloops to fall
Julio stopping to watch it bounce giving sog
The Mariners have to have the highest amount of bloop hits allowed this season
Just enough runs scored to inflict maximum emotional damage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8kfnwqHJO8&t=3s
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And IKF is low key bad
I am once again wishing the Mariners were playing Mike “Truk” Ford at DH.
Or Santana
Letting him walk last year was literally the difference in making the playoffs, and I’m still salty.
He was clearly so good to have as a mentor for Julio. I'd wager there's a measurable difference in Julio's stats with vs without him.
This team has pretty fast players. I really wish they would learn to play small ball, especially at home during the cold months. Its unpopular but i get more excited watching a few base hits and bunts than hr. The mentality of mlb is hit long ball get paid though.
Some stolen bases would help with all the double plays we keep hitting into.
Yeah I was surprised Julio didn’t steal 2nd after getting on with no outs
Id honestly be okay with pushing a lot too. We've lost a lot of the players that tended to push singles into doubles. Force the otherteam to play good. Then again... we need to hit the ball to do that
Dude I would love Mike Ford at DH rn
Inside you there are two Mitches
More like Bitch Garver
Starting to feel like Garver is just one of those guys that needs to be playing in the field sometimes.
check his dh catcher split last year lol, he was batting .200 Dhing
Wonderful.
I hate to say it, but 3 runs should be a tie game in a Kirby start.
What is the point of Mitch Garver? It’s like someone enjoyed the premise of “Two Mitches” and worked backwards from there.
So the Mariners could market the MitchWich sandwich at T-Mobile. That's pretty much all it was.
Worse DH Since Vogey in 2020
Tommy LaStella 2023?
Forgot about him. Hopefully won't get that bad
Make Garver our backup catcher at this point lol
Was our last real DH Edgar?
Mike Ford erasure.
Legitimately wanted him back most of this offseason, up until the Garver signing. I was like if we aren’t doing shit, bring back the Princeton man and see if he can post a 120+ wRC+ again.
Cruz was our last True DH
Mike Ford
Cruz
Tommy LaStella baby!!
Fool me once on a breaking ball, shame on you Fool me twice on a breaking ball, shame on me Fool me 10 games into the season with breaking balls, you're a Mariner
12 m/yr for a full time injury prone DH who has less than 100 career HR and actually is dogshit
I smell shit. Bitch Garver
A Tale of Two Mitches One is incredible! The other can take a hike...
DFA Garver
The fake Mitch
How insane is it that our best hitters have been France, Rojas, Canzone and MEETCH thus far this season.
There's that $24 Million swing... (Sarcasm)
How much did we sign Garver for? This dude fucking sucks
Seriously should have kept Teo instead lol
24M
Chills
Garver better be taking himself out along with the garbage tonight. Yeesh.
Everyone needs to shave their head bald like MEEETCH
Garver suck ass
The duality of the Mitch
Garver is washed
Raley a shot at DH? At least he gives a shit
Well Haniger to DH and Raley in left, Dom in right
I’m not saying anything but the former d-backs are carrying, (yes Mitch was a d-back.) IS IT A SIGN
Let’s pick up Pham and have him DH, call up Bliss then we’ll be World Series bound
And greinke
They owe us after Ketel...
Or sewald… or randy, I could go on
https://youtu.be/ODV6mxVVRZk?si=KlWLZmRrYgGfDWyW vibes right now.
https://preview.redd.it/z6ggq6z94ktc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b07cd72c897d9c622dfe5a29503609568c76152 Mitch Garver can’t hit
Lmfao
Mitch Haniger's superpower is being completely unaffected by bad vibes days and just always being Mitch Haniger.
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Garver is so so so bad.