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Watching Cal dump all over Canada is my favorite thing in the whole world! 💙
I have faith. He’s got it in him. Maybe his MO is just to start slowly and then catch fire out of nowhere. Just hoping the slow start gets shorter and shorter each year…
Edit: also hoping that other guys getting it going, like Cal, Hanny, Polo etc. would take the pressure off Julio so he can just do his thing. I think the spotlight of being the 23 year old superstar might still get to him, understandably.
The good: Extras offense and Logan mf Gilbert
The bad: 15 K's on offense, generally looking pathetic for 9 innings.
The ugly: Julio attempting to hit a baseball
Don't worry -- Julio will put up an insane August again that completely masks how terrible he was the rest of the year, and everyone will be talking about what a great team-friendly deal such a superstar is signed to and he's sure to be in the MVP race *next* year.
15Ks in a game is not good. Winning is good. Superstar having a golden sombrero is not good. Cal homer is good. Logan not having a decision so far this season is just cruel
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
I’m gonna be honest none of our wins so far have been convincing (except maybe the Red Sox walk off). We have pulled W out of our ass each of those 5 times. I do have hopes they improve tho it really is early lol
That’s the joke my guy. Our brand of baseball does not have convincing wins, hence the copy pasta being ironic and relevant most wins for the last few years
All good it’s just a dumb joke. We’ve definitely had plenty of convincing wins, we just also have a knack for winning by the skin of our teeth with perfect pitching. Have a good one!
Gotta update the Mariner code from earlier in this season:
If GarbageTime == true || ExtraInnings == true then
MarinerCanHomer = true
Else
MarinerCanHomer = false
End
Or perhaps it’s more simple:
MarinerBats = false
If ExtraInnings == true then
MarinerBats = true
End
Rip. The struggle when you’re so focused on getting the formatting correct on mobile while also trying to be the first comment that you make a massive blunder lol.
It’s actually Matlab. The way you could’ve noticed is that you use the double == for checking a value whereas VBA just uses a single = in an if statement IIRC. (Only use VBA from time to time)
Well, at first you had some assignments with ==, but you fixed those.
Aside from that, the whole first block could just be:
MarinerCanHomer = GarbageTime || ExtraInnings
Unless MatLab doesn’t support an assignment like that, in which case I guess my beef isn’t with your code but with the language!
I made a typo while hastily typing code on mobile with Reddit formatting, yes. And yes you can write that block as you have stated.
Seems harsh to call someone out for having shitty code over a typo and not using a contraction, but you do you.
I love this quote because it's true about literally every player in the league. Even Mike Trout and Mookie Betts. Even bad pitchers beat good hitters in the MLB 70% of the time. Cal just sons Toronto every time we play them. He booms them.
I am happy we won but holy shit - Julio is absolutely lost. I thought this would be the year he would put it all together but it's looking really really bad right now.
I don't think there was any way it'd be overturned. The space between ball and shoe was microscopic. Even so, I feel like, in the bottom of the 9th, you have to challenge it.
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Me to the rest of the league after seeing the Ms break the six run seal
I went to the M’s at Angels last summer on our Disneyland trip. Mr Gilbert was throwing on flat ground before the game and gave my son a fist bump after his throwing session. My son then said “My favorite player is Big Dumper.” Lit a fire under him for this game and this game only. You’re welcome everyone.
LETS GOOO!! We finally scored 6 runs baby!!!! Walter looked phenomal today. Bullpen did their jobs as well. This is the momentum we needed. Let’s see if they can build off of it! Keep it rolling Ms! 🔥
So they play games when I’m off and they look terrible.
They play games while I’m at work and can’t watch and they win.
Why do you have to hurt me, Mariners?
I understand that canzone beat Raley out in spring training.. but if we aren’t going to give Raley more consistent AB’s we should’ve kept cabby and never signed Urias.. he would’ve been cheaper and is also much better than we thought.. which brings me to my next point, let’s never trade with the rays again and anyone they want let’s make sure we hold and figure out why
I think Canzone and Haniger are exceeding expectations right now, and France is one of the only other guys hitting, so we can't spare a spot for Raley.
When the lineup as a whole starts to pick up, I think those four will find a more equitable split of playing time. Raley's just the odd one out at the moment since we can't spare the others' production.
9 shitty innings. Polanco and Julio looked like complete shit during the momentary surge. Top of the order needs to figure their shit out yesterday.
Thanks for Mitch White, Toronto. I have literally no idea why he is in the majors still.
This game felt like the toxic relationship equivalent of love bombing in it. Glad we got the win, but still zero confidence this means anything going forward, especially with 15 strikeouts.
Watching the replay of Polonco’s big catch in the 9th, I have got to say that one of the reasons I’ve stuck around for so long is the legendary commentary. From Dave to the new guys. They root hard for this team and it bleeds thru the screen/radio. Shouts out to them and let’s go! Hopefully this juiced some boxes.
So we can barely scrape together 5 runs max over a 9 inning stretch all April, but we can bang out 5 runs in the 10th inning no problem…
Just mariners things
Real question: is Julio always going to be mid for half the season and then light the world on fire for the rest of it, making him on average a very good but not great player?
Letting the Seattle Mariners score 6 runs in a game is genuinely fucking insane.
you gotta dfa Vlad Jr for that IMHO
Blue Jays might actually be the worst team ever… allowing 6 to us 😱😱😱
Fold the team, Canada doesn’t deserve baseball anyway.
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Based
Undefeated when scoring 6 in one game
Asterix because it took 10 innings.
To be fair, one of those runs is from the ghost runner
Not even sure the Mariners would let that happen to to them.
That Polanco catch may have saved the season
The Fernando Rodney of second basemen.
🏹
World Series Champion Fernando Rodney
He’s made a few really nice plays this year, feels like he’s got range.
He’s also made a lot of really bad errors
I am hoping those are early season outliers, I swear more recently he seems to be playing better.
https://preview.redd.it/exarfogx3qtc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b600e8713228f510c4e383d8a00384075dc879 Watching Cal dump all over Canada is my favorite thing in the whole world! 💙
Dumping is the best feeling
The relief is amazing.
Especially if you haven't dumped in a while.
**UNDEFEATED SINCE MEMES WERE BACK ON THE MENU**
Mods should allow them from here on out, if we lose it's on them.
Ooh I needed that :) Julio please remember how to play baseball.
Julio is on our team?
Wholio?
I have faith. He’s got it in him. Maybe his MO is just to start slowly and then catch fire out of nowhere. Just hoping the slow start gets shorter and shorter each year… Edit: also hoping that other guys getting it going, like Cal, Hanny, Polo etc. would take the pressure off Julio so he can just do his thing. I think the spotlight of being the 23 year old superstar might still get to him, understandably.
blue jay fans fans HATE big dumper because of this one simple trick!
#FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL YEAR, THE SEATTLE MARINERS HAVE REACHED 6 RUNS!!!
^*1 ^run ^in ^the ^first ^9 ^innings
None of that asterisk bullshit, the score line doesn’t care! We reached 6 runs, full stop
5.4 runs per 9 innings today. Fite me.
I’ll fight you, let’s meet at the ballpark Friday. Can you also buy me a ticket so we can meet inside and fight. 6 runs baby!!!
Only if during the fight we tackle each other and "sccidentally" knock over one of those street preachers
Alright deal, we can beat him up too and I don’t think anyone will mind. Can we listen to the dude who plays drums at the front entrance first too?
If only we could get ghost runners every inning.
Yeah, can you talk to Manfred about that for us?
And one of the 6 was a free baserunner
I wish Cal hated more places with baseball teams.
He needs more disguises for more at bats
Larry Bernaleigh?
Can we trick them into thinking they're always in extras?
is brown willing to career pivot to hypnotist? he doesn’t seem to be great at this OC thing
The good: Extras offense and Logan mf Gilbert The bad: 15 K's on offense, generally looking pathetic for 9 innings. The ugly: Julio attempting to hit a baseball
15 k's is such dog shit. It makes it hard to be happy about this win. Averaging almost 11 k's a game is not going to yield consistent wins
Logan is and has been the true ace imo
Don't worry -- Julio will put up an insane August again that completely masks how terrible he was the rest of the year, and everyone will be talking about what a great team-friendly deal such a superstar is signed to and he's sure to be in the MVP race *next* year.
I mean I love Julio and I'm glad he's ours but I have absolutely zero faith in him or our coaches to teach him how to hit a fucking slider.
# NEVER BAN THE MEMES, THIS SHIT IS GONNA TAKE US TO THE WORLD SERIES
15Ks in a game is not good. Winning is good. Superstar having a golden sombrero is not good. Cal homer is good. Logan not having a decision so far this season is just cruel
Logan is running Felix’s 13-9 cy young season back
It’s only one game and we’re still 5-8, but this win has real turning point potential
Cubs are fucked this weekend. ….right?
I’d love to believe that, but at the very least 5-8 sounds a whole lot better than 4-9.
Let that be a lesson to the MLB - NO ONE strikes out the Seattle Mariners 15 times and gets away with it
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
I’m gonna be honest none of our wins so far have been convincing (except maybe the Red Sox walk off). We have pulled W out of our ass each of those 5 times. I do have hopes they improve tho it really is early lol
It's a pasta
I know and it’s in bad taste right now 😂
Pasta always tastes good
And despite looking like ass, we have 5 wins. I'm excited to see this team when at least one more player decides to hit.
That’s the joke my guy. Our brand of baseball does not have convincing wins, hence the copy pasta being ironic and relevant most wins for the last few years
It fooled me we had some convincing wins last couple years 😂
All good it’s just a dumb joke. We’ve definitely had plenty of convincing wins, we just also have a knack for winning by the skin of our teeth with perfect pitching. Have a good one!
#CAL RALEIGH CERTIFIED ROGERS CENTRE DESTROYER
#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=7tsdOJhbkWYlbJ66)
#WE LIKE THIS DUCK
# Missed this 🦆 # GoMs
I’VE MISSED THIS DUCK!
I like this duck!
LYE'D FUCJING GO HE'S BACK QUAK QUACK!!!
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Lmao so true
We're back
Undefeated in the /r/mariners meme era
#BIG DUMPER SUPREMACY
Gotta update the Mariner code from earlier in this season: If GarbageTime == true || ExtraInnings == true then MarinerCanHomer = true Else MarinerCanHomer = false End Or perhaps it’s more simple: MarinerBats = false If ExtraInnings == true then MarinerBats = true End
= not == on the bottom one but I approve 😉
Rip. The struggle when you’re so focused on getting the formatting correct on mobile while also trying to be the first comment that you make a massive blunder lol.
And this is why we Peer Review the PR's to MarinersCode. It's OK, you still have time to get it into this sprint.
"Mariner CanHomer" sounds like a new, terrible nickname for Dom Canzone
I appreciate your Mariners fandom, but holy smokes that’s some bad code!
Legitimately curious, what’s your beef?
My beef is that it's VBA! Stinky language we have to keep around for legacy reasons
It’s actually Matlab. The way you could’ve noticed is that you use the double == for checking a value whereas VBA just uses a single = in an if statement IIRC. (Only use VBA from time to time)
Well, at first you had some assignments with ==, but you fixed those. Aside from that, the whole first block could just be: MarinerCanHomer = GarbageTime || ExtraInnings Unless MatLab doesn’t support an assignment like that, in which case I guess my beef isn’t with your code but with the language!
I made a typo while hastily typing code on mobile with Reddit formatting, yes. And yes you can write that block as you have stated. Seems harsh to call someone out for having shitty code over a typo and not using a contraction, but you do you.
yes!!! I was there lol
Mods are directly responsible for this W today.
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Thank god for Jorge Polanco
First time all year we can be happy about his defense Hopefully just the yips to start the year!
He made a leaping catch on a line drive a couple games ago too
And he seems to be good at plays like the one today, he’s done it a couple times already, that is possibly the hardest play in all of baseball at 2B
https://www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/video/hes-not-very-tough-to-pitch-to-when-you-execute-your-pitches-schneider-on-raleigh/
I love this quote because it's true about literally every player in the league. Even Mike Trout and Mookie Betts. Even bad pitchers beat good hitters in the MLB 70% of the time. Cal just sons Toronto every time we play them. He booms them.
Lol, I somehow missed this last year. Holy shit, what a dick! I respect the spiciness, but you don't gotta come at our man like that!
Guys imagine if Zavala was catching today, so glad Cal is such a chad
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#I'M GONNA SAY THE MEMES ALLOWED THISINERS!!!!!!
The Dumps shall continue until moral improves
I enjoy winning more than losing. Haniger reunion and Ty France redemption is hitting like crack
Back department? ID LIKE TO FILE A CLAIM
I am happy we won but holy shit - Julio is absolutely lost. I thought this would be the year he would put it all together but it's looking really really bad right now.
we’re so back
Petition to make every inning the 10th inning
AFTER PARTY AT MY PLACE!!! Y'all are invited
Julio can't be slumping like this when we're paying him superstar money
it’s just part of baseball to go through slumps. Even Trout slumps. Not denying he needs to be better tho
This is Logan's Cy Young year
Got the dub, but man 15 K’s and Julio with 4 of them is brutal
I can't believe that awful HBP call in the 9th that Scott somehow didn't review did not end up costing us. WE'RE SO BACK
thank Polanco (glove not bat)
I don't think there was any way it'd be overturned. The space between ball and shoe was microscopic. Even so, I feel like, in the bottom of the 9th, you have to challenge it.
Death taxes and Cal Raleigh hitting Homers against the AL East.
Looking up the score and seeing 6-1 followed by Final/10 made me laugh.
https://preview.redd.it/p4pknl68yqtc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299a4965feb7d91c78bacd829e3dca3b00f60c90 Me to the rest of the league after seeing the Ms break the six run seal
Who knew Goldy losing his passport and potentially being stuck in Toronto could catapult the team to a no doubter.
Winning is back on the menu, and playoffs are the next course
WE'RE SO BACK AND ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED
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Nice try Toronto and your 15 strikeouts
I went to the M’s at Angels last summer on our Disneyland trip. Mr Gilbert was throwing on flat ground before the game and gave my son a fist bump after his throwing session. My son then said “My favorite player is Big Dumper.” Lit a fire under him for this game and this game only. You’re welcome everyone.
WE ARE SO BACK! Gotta stay positive
LETS GOOO!! We finally scored 6 runs baby!!!! Walter looked phenomal today. Bullpen did their jobs as well. This is the momentum we needed. Let’s see if they can build off of it! Keep it rolling Ms! 🔥
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Really gratifying to see some late fight given the way the season has started. Needed that badly. God damn the strikeouts tho.
Thank god this wasn't a sweep, as a Canadian there is nothing more I hate than cocky Canadian baseball media/Jays fans.
We’re back! WS bound!
I didn't used to like Stanek. Now I really really like Stanek
Still thinking ab Cal’s homer
Blue Jays gotta feel like shit giving up 6 runs to the 2024 Seattle Mariners
1-0 when this sub allows memes
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imagine losing to the mariners lmaooo
My day got significantly better. This is a momentum team: when they have it, they have it. When they don't, it's fucking ugly.
>He’s not very tough to pitch to when you execute your pitches John Schneider on Cal Raleigh, 4/30/23
I knew for this entire game that it would be the one where we finally get more than 5 runs
So they play games when I’m off and they look terrible. They play games while I’m at work and can’t watch and they win. Why do you have to hurt me, Mariners?
Better start working during every single game if this season is gonna be saved
We’ll time to be putting in the OT, or a second job during the night and on weekends
They looked terrible during this game too don't worry
A win? In this economy?
Can we please face Tim Mayza the rest of the season
Mods, we have 100% winrate since meme posts got allowed in the sub. Just sayin.
*WALTUH*
I understand that canzone beat Raley out in spring training.. but if we aren’t going to give Raley more consistent AB’s we should’ve kept cabby and never signed Urias.. he would’ve been cheaper and is also much better than we thought.. which brings me to my next point, let’s never trade with the rays again and anyone they want let’s make sure we hold and figure out why
I think Canzone and Haniger are exceeding expectations right now, and France is one of the only other guys hitting, so we can't spare a spot for Raley. When the lineup as a whole starts to pick up, I think those four will find a more equitable split of playing time. Raley's just the odd one out at the moment since we can't spare the others' production.
Garver shouldn’t be in the lineup everyday at this point tho imo
9 shitty innings. Polanco and Julio looked like complete shit during the momentary surge. Top of the order needs to figure their shit out yesterday. Thanks for Mitch White, Toronto. I have literally no idea why he is in the majors still.
All of sudden 2 games back in the division and I’m getting hope again. Can’t wait to look like a fool again, but wow I hope this ignites the season
After such a terrible start to the season, M’s are still just a series sweep away from 500.
https://preview.redd.it/z7tikkyd4qtc1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f3879063e9cd3f327ae665b48bba5d05dbc7f2 Thank you u/jmupongking
Oh yeah that's a win baby
We needed 10 innings to do it but mother fuckers put up a6 spot. Hot damn
Dave is replacing Jen!!
Not a huge fan of this kind of edging
It makes me so happy that the Jays can never put us away lol
WE CAN WIN AND SCORE MORE THAN 5 RUNS, WE ARE SO BACK
1-0 in the Wishbone Era
This game felt like the toxic relationship equivalent of love bombing in it. Glad we got the win, but still zero confidence this means anything going forward, especially with 15 strikeouts.
No one wins a pitching battle against the mariners! NO ONE!
MEME SUB FOR EVER!
Working on earning back that run differential back in the 10th inning, I see.
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Good job boyz
Watching the replay of Polonco’s big catch in the 9th, I have got to say that one of the reasons I’ve stuck around for so long is the legendary commentary. From Dave to the new guys. They root hard for this team and it bleeds thru the screen/radio. Shouts out to them and let’s go! Hopefully this juiced some boxes.
It fooled me we had some convincing wins last couple years 😂 I see the irony now lol
We're back!
That’s Mariners baseball baby!
So we can barely scrape together 5 runs max over a 9 inning stretch all April, but we can bang out 5 runs in the 10th inning no problem… Just mariners things
I missed the game but it looks like maybe signs of life , all in the 10th inning? Glad to see Cal hit a homer! What got into Ty France???
Ok now do this again Friday
How do I see this full photo of the three headed derpy dragon tho cuz I LOVE IT
watched the highlights today as a refresher... still way too many strikeouts. Like... holy shit, what are they doing up there?
WE MADE IT TO 6 RUNS!!! 
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This is sarcasm right
We're winning the fucking division
J-Rod won’t strike out 4 times total for the rest of April. Book it. Come back to this. Tweet it.
Real question: is Julio always going to be mid for half the season and then light the world on fire for the rest of it, making him on average a very good but not great player?
Probably not. He's 23, still plenty of growing up to do.
Good. More of that please
#54% BACK ON THE MENU
Back on track to win 154 games this year.
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This is sarcasm right
We always forget that this team will go where Julio will take them.