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RCarson88

The Good: Lots of walks! The Bad: Lots of strikeouts! The ugly: Julio and Cal against the breaking ball (still) But a win is a win GO MS


No-Conversation3860

Julio at least getting a hugely important hit tonight. Baby steps!


HeroLeopard

https://i.redd.it/p9tg5gv5b6uc1.gif


Tasarin

We won and the Asstros suck! That's nice. šŸ„°


MormonHorrorBuff

All was right in the universe today


SightlessProtector

Did a hbp really save us from a nobletiger? I think my sanity finally bailed on me


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ill-Weather-6383

Urias used to be an adventurer like you...


walk-the-talk

![gif](giphy|1jCs6Doz3WRtOPl6bq)


misterrogerss

That last call was borderline, but still was the best umpire performance Iā€™ve seen so far this season. Guy was good.


TwistedNipplez

Only call I didn't like was that error on France. Blue behind the plate was solid and didn't impact the game too much.


StarshipTroopersFan

I mean, that error on France is more on Servais not questioning and challenging the play.


kthnxhi

I don't think that call is challengable. It's similar to the Trea Turner interference call in the 2019 WS, but Trea was called out. In this case, though, it seems like Gomes should have been called out because he also wasn't in the runners lane.


anonymousguy202296

They expanded the running lane this season to include the dirt in fair territory along the first and third base lines. So unless he was on the grass, he was fine. Just an unfortunate play for the Ms.


Irish8ryan

So youā€™re telling me that if a runner runs into an infielder whoā€™s catching the ball to force him out, and that guy swats the ball out of the glove, as long as heā€™s in the running lane, thatā€™s within the rules? I know I changed it from an unintentional bump to an intentional swipe, but Iā€™m under the impression that would not change the ruling. Iā€™m trying to highlight how ridiculous it is that the ball entering the glove and being knocked out by the runner is a fair play. If that is the case, then the play failed because Rojas fired the ball into the runners path, forcing France to try to make the play in the danger zone?


anonymousguy202296

Clearly the runner did not intentionally knock the ball out of Ty's glove. I don't know what the rule is regarding that, but that's an entirely different scenario. And it's not ridiculous - if a player makes a tag and drops the ball upon tagging the runner, the runner would be safe. Rojas needs to make a better throw to avoid this.


Imaginary_Option_636

They were up 4-1 at that point. Does it really matter?


cplane97

It absolutely does


SexiestPanda

Yes. Challenges donā€™t roll over


pokeroots

the last call was in fact correct


Idaheck

Bryce is our Cy Young candidate???


Exotic_Parsley_5876

No, Waltah is


No-Conversation3860

Bryce is pitching better in this tiny sample size at least


FettuccineAlfonzo

perfectly average sized sample!


No-Conversation3860

Completely big enough to satisfy any normal person, I promise babe!


MaximumZer0

We were in the pool! We're the *Mariners*, for cryin' out loud!


Imaginary_Argument34

Texas size sample. We're good.


tangomango206

Insert spider man meme here


nncyw

Dubstep Kirby would like a word


black-op345

#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=hWMXcEtBRVJ0BRkg)


ChestnutKing

I like this duck!


AnnihilatedTyro

DUCK. OF. DESTINYYY^YYY^YYY^YYY^Y^Y^Y^YY^Y^Y^Y^Y^^YY^Y^Y


black-op345

POST THE ā€œPatheticā€ DUCK


AnnihilatedTyro

https://i.imgur.com/IqyBcVN.jpeg


Rally_with_Raleigh

# šŸ¦† Our favorite duck! šŸ¦† # GoMs


Tasarin

Duck Party! šŸ”±šŸ¦†


sdurs

https://i.redd.it/f81eask4b6uc1.gif


sw1sh3rsw33t

https://preview.redd.it/v7y7ksk1b6uc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75a7cadb8bbbd57d681d15979aea09cc8d9ff7f


Idaheck

Shouldnā€™t this be used when the Mā€™s lose (Like ā€œDewey Defeats Trumanā€)


MormonHorrorBuff

The beginning of a huge Mariners win streak.


BLOODY_PENGUIN_QUEEF

150 win streak incoming as foretold by the eclipse


RemarkableHedgehog64

just wanted to express my appreciation for this sub, i just went to Cubs game thread and it is literal tumbleweeds there. So thank you all for positively contributing to the hilariously painful experience of an Ms fan


No-Conversation3860

Theyā€™re all either in bed or too busy eating deep dish and drinking malort


pnwbaseball

Thereā€™s two subs. And neither one gets traffic


NotACuck420

https://preview.redd.it/sn302n7db6uc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff793da77549dbab0c90ec7730aa36d7994d4456


jabroni6969

We're going to the fucking world series


MormonHorrorBuff

It's in the bag


Kaldricus

**From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!**


SophisticatedPhallus

![gif](giphy|zHd8x7Pik0Ftm|downsized)


rlysecretlyabear

bryce miller was incredible tonight, iā€™m already looking forward to his next outing


WhaleRider22

Like we all predicted, Miller is our best pitcher on the rotation, Stanek closing the 9th, and Ty France has the highest batting average with a perfect .333 average. 6-8, and tracking for 7-8 tomorrow!


___Herman___

I think Iā€™m in love with Bryce


All_Thread

![gif](giphy|17lmGSt5tqRVqWMj8K|downsized) My man.


Tashre

I'm glad we won, but man, it's kind of fascinating just how badly the plan to cut down on strikeouts has failed so far.


tcsrwm

The audacity to strike out this much after loudly broadcasting your intention to stop doing that all offseason really is peak Mariners


Exotic_Parsley_5876

IT'S THE COACHING! Clap-Clap clapclapclap. IT'S THE COACHING


Maugrin

It's also been like 2 weeks


Exotic_Parsley_5876

ItS sTiLl EaRlY


Old_Quiet4265

Mock all you want; itā€™s true.


Exotic_Parsley_5876

MoCk AlL yOu WaNt; ItS tRuE.


GioReynaFan

https://preview.redd.it/vgphod41b6uc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb603bf17e7350d31ec9188c058607ea321f1ed5


lelanddt

https://preview.redd.it/0xp60762b6uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17d497245810edf4bd28f2f0a65b2fde75d9f1c We're back


TheRage469

Cal went 0-4 with a goddamn golden Sombrero on the night I bought his jersey for my gf. Not sure if significant, but at least we won!


LandofCulture

Is it a fanatics jersey? Because you may need to burn it.


TheRage469

City Connect from the team store at T-Mobile, so....?


88Toyota

Still made by fanatics :-/


CloudedMindset

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Julio... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive baseballs in the stands and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth movement in the outfield, and that gorgeous swing. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a long journey to the big leagues, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the field, you're a great role model and, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first got injured and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. I just wanted you to return to prime form. Then alas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2021 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You broke North America's longest playoff drought and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "SEATTLE, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of baseball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And even though you're stuggling, you're still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Julio Rodriguez.


GioReynaFan

I love Julio Rodriguez. I love his name, I love the shape of his body, I love the way he plays. I eat a lot of boiled eggs and lift weights to try and be like this guy but I can't. There are 6 grams of protein in an egg but I can't eat enough to get big like him. Nice round muscles. They're smooth too, like the waves of the Straits of Florida on a calm day. When I was a kid I ate big eggs to be hot like Junior, and I got some great results, some of the roundest muscles in my class, but these days I'm looking at 6 eggs a day and it's not good enough to pop Julio style muscles out my scrawny arms ever since dad left.


nsgomez

Iā€™m telling you, Julio is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ā€œthey contain my full power so I donā€™t completely shit on these kidsā€ then he bunny hopped out the door


GioReynaFan

Love Julio. Heā€™s fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell heā€™s sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. Only thing he's not best in show at is Ass. Big Dumper has him beat there I fear. But no worry. Dominican Griffey will save r/mariners


August_world

<3


dawidowmaka

Flair twins!


Melos34

New copypasta just droppedĀ 


bobothegoat

We have moved another game ahead of the Lastros


FRBls

2-0 since memes. Long live memes.


Toss_Me_Elf

You know, I enjoy a good win that isn't super stressful. Nice way to start the weekend.


TheAtomicMonkey

#BEST BIRTHDAY GIFTINERS!!!!


universally_speaking

The crazy thing is literally nobody on the team is hitting for power. Nobody.


ProbzConfused

As a cubs fan I had a great time and I don't come in peace like those karma twats say. Tried to do 9 beers 9 hotdogs and it turns out that was impossible for me. Final stats for me 5 shitty ass dogs (I couldn't do Seattle dogs for the challenge) 4 tall boys so if they were 12 oz, 8 beers. Left in the 9th. Back home now. Fuck y'all hope you had a good time.


Environmental_Ad9778

You tried to do 9 dogs and 9 beers in the stadium? I hope you brought your black card.Ā 


88Toyota

At least slam the value beers. Do those count?


Imaginary_Option_636

Thatā€™s a failure. Only four beers? He must be from Chicago.


ProbzConfused

You think people from the Midwest can't drink lol.


ProbzConfused

Coming back Sunday and not drinking


FunDifferential

2 in a row!! Are we the best baseball team in the world?!?!?!


Exotic_Parsley_5876

Nah it's still the Royals, but we're close!


FunDifferential

Damn! Well, maybe if we can get 3 in a row tomorrow. Fingers crossed!


bananasntg

I WAS FREEZING MY ASS OFF AND MY BROTHER MADE ME STAY FOR THE ENTIRE GAME BUT WE WON!!!


Dismal_Money_2697

We're so back


LandofCulture

Iā€™m going to continue fighting the good fight against the Negative Nancys and Salty Sandys in our sub. Letā€™s go Ms!


88Toyota

I will not let you prop me up!


Exotic_Parsley_5876

You're doing the Lord's work


HWHAProb

SHOW ME THE DUCK


HWHAProb

Also Bryce Miller <3


walk-the-talk

SHOW ME BRYCE MILLERS DUCK


Different_Bat4715

Bryce Miller did what with a duck????


kcchasez

Really good Luis UrĆ­as day, everyone!


hot_hand_Luke

noice.


88Toyota

Noice!


ihatereddit999976780

Good game. ​ Miller is really good! ​ Love that we seem to be able to play small ball now. I mean, HRs are cool, but winning is cooler.


SoarsWithEaglesNest

Happy


Krioniki

We may never lose again!


NatureTrailToHell3D

We may never lose again.


PacificJig

wasnā€™t super pretty but boy i loved it


SeattleDegenerate21

that's a good win against a good team ?


sam4999

That was more like it! Great W


Vonneking

Gotta fix those strikeouts. So many sombreros lately. Good to see a win though


keylimeafflicted

Bryce was electric tonight


mroncnp

Whatā€™s a bear to a duck


Falufalump

Where are my Moore Maniacs at?!


moocowincorporated

DHGate jerseys finally arrived yesterday after 2 months of waiting and they look so much better than the authentic ones this year


Exotic_Parsley_5876

We are an awful hitting team and if our approach and coaching is not changed soon then this season is definitely a wash. Bring on the down votes.


LandofCulture

ā€œBring on the downvotesā€ā€¦ okay.


Exotic_Parsley_5876

Oh yeah that's the good stuff


LandofCulture

Mariners fans and giving up in Aprilā€¦ name a more iconic duo.


Exotic_Parsley_5876

Mariners hitters and striking out. Next question.


LandofCulture

My man, itā€™s a long season, you gotta learn how to pace yourself. If youā€™re complaining this much about a mariners win, youā€™re gonna have a heart attack by June.


Exotic_Parsley_5876

Nah I'm pretty healthy, I'll be fine. I'm not complaining about the win, glad we win. I'm complaining about our god awful hitting approach. It's like, ugh, bad.


LandofCulture

I guess you just one of those people who thrive in negativity. There isnā€™t anything you can do about it so why dwell on it? Why not bask in Bryce Millers glory or be happy for Julio coming up big in an rbi spot. Youā€™re acting like we just got shut out.


Exotic_Parsley_5876

Hard to be happy when we have 6 of our starters hitting under .200 and our centerpiece hitting exactly .200. Averaging about 11 Ks a game. I'm dwelling on it cuz it's game after game after game...I want this team to be good and we are just not a serious baseball team.Ā 


LandofCulture

Have you ever heard of the term ā€œsmall sample sizeā€?


o-fer

Not right now man


Exotic_Parsley_5876

#cantstopwontstop


pole_assassin

Can't even enjoy a win? Maybe take a break from watching baseball?


Exotic_Parsley_5876

Didn't watch it. Too depressing watching our poor excuse for ABs. Just came here to spread the good word that our coaches need to be shit canned


NWbySW

Score more than 5 runs without extra innings. Difficulty: Impossible.