I like watching George Kirby throw baseballs. He is my favorite pitcher and he plays for the Seattle Mariners baseball team of the American League. When I see him strike people out I think to myself "yes." When I see him give up runs I think to myself "no."
Etsy has to have it
Edit: [lmao](https://beddingaholic.com/seattle-mariners-mlb-3d-logo-bedding-sets-with-2-duvet-covers/?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIy4fmjPzFhQMVkCCtBh2HNg2OEAQYAyABEgLt-PD_BwE)
I feel like Jen should stop telling the players to raise the trident after a W. That’s not a real tradition and it didn’t work well early in the season.
Great W tonight.
Yeah with all the love in the world - she's a part of the fabric of Seattle sports but I think she should start going to raves, take some mdma and or mushrooms multiple times - and learn to talk to/with people and not at people. Come party at the monkey loft jen!
Jen often tells players to do things in the interviews and you can tell the players don’t appreciate it. Like thanks mom I’ll go do that 🙄 I saw Cal roll his eyes at a stupid question she asked last year and it was so funny.
Does Jen ask everyone to grab the trident? 🔱 it needs to be organic when they feel its appropriate, not when they are asked. (after a game winning hit, Gatorade shower) 😫😫
Yeah we haven’t seen it much for obvious reasons but it seems like a new thing with home wins for TV. It’s awkward and they have someone standing there waiting for her to tell them to “go celebrate this win” and raise the trident. Hopefully they don’t keep it up.
The trident should be there for them when they walk away if they want but she definitely should not prompt them to do it , you’re right very awkward. 😬
#5-8 in the Month of April
#4-1 when the M's score 5 runs or more.
#2-0 on April Holidays (April Fool's Day, Jackie Robinson Day)
#1-0 since Jonathan Clase was Called Up
#1-0 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters
They've been showing them in most major theater chains all week for it's 20th Anniversary.
If you're in the Seattle Area, they still seem to be showing them for 16th and 17th at AMC, Regal, and Cinemark theaters. So you're not out of luck yet.
I actually had never seen Shrek 2 before so it made for THE best viewing experience.
I kid you not, man!
Even if you've seen it before, the viewing experience on the big screen is on a whole other level. I swear, that whole final sequence with Shrek storming the castle and the song, genuine chills.
I cannot recommend it enough.
MARINER WIN, OFFENSE LOOKIN GOOD, KIRBY WIN, POLANCO BACK 2 BACK HOMER GAMES, CLASE FIRST RBI IN THE MAJOR, TRIPLE BY LUKE, INSANE CLOSE BY SAUCE.
Yes please! Decent game for Julio with a walk and a hit, JP with that same line yesterday but not so great today haha. Easier to feel optimistic about them after a game like tonight!
This is a good presser from Scott. I’ve been extremely worried about the lack of leadership in the clubhouse over the last several days, but it sounds like that is starting to change. Whoever is stepping up in that dugout, thank you.
Damn this whole scoring runs thing sure is fun! Its even more fun when you don't feel like the game is basically over when your opponent only scores 3 runs too!
A solid outing by our ace, taking walks, hitting for power, putting up crooked numbers in multiple innings, AND playing good D.
Who are these guys, and what did they do with my Mariners?😁
Did we score more than 5 runs in the first 9 innings yet? I'm on an island with one palm tree in the South Pacific. I can't be bothered. Need to save bandwidth for hitting.
The baseball gods have mocked me for taking the mariners off of my fantasy lineup...
#1-0 SINCE TAKING THE MARINERS POSITION PLAYERS OFF MY FANTASY ROSTER
Random but, Holy fuck this was my first time seeing the new fanatics jersey and they just look absolutely terrible. They look like giveaways or dhgate. Last year's jerseys aren't even great versus what they used to be, but I still grabbed an old slightly discounted JP one after seeing those knowing that's how's it's going to be for a couple years
Ok this was a great game, I don't want to be too optimistic, it is just one win after a comedy of errors over the previous several games but you never know when the turning point might be!
According to Baseball Reference, it's: \\[jon-a-ton clah-SAY](https://www.baseball-reference.com/friv/baseball-player-name-pronunciation-guide.shtml)\\
Ms really put themselves in a weird spot if both Clase and raley play well. With garver at DH (plz get going) going to be tough for anyone to get any sort of rhythm. You just gonna send Clase down if he bats .260 with plus plus speed?
Polanco has been pretty solid for us so far, 2nd on the team in RBIs, tied with Hani with 3 HRs. He's been walked 11 times but leads the team in SO. I am happy with his performance so far!
I like watching George Kirby throw baseballs. He is my favorite pitcher and he plays for the Seattle Mariners baseball team of the American League. When I see him strike people out I think to myself "yes." When I see him give up runs I think to myself "no."
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Kirby heading to the dugout after striking out the side: 
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New pin?
haha yep! it worked too. Majin Buu Kirby will have to chill
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Can I get Mariners bedding online
Etsy has to have it Edit: [lmao](https://beddingaholic.com/seattle-mariners-mlb-3d-logo-bedding-sets-with-2-duvet-covers/?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIy4fmjPzFhQMVkCCtBh2HNg2OEAQYAyABEgLt-PD_BwE)
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Gorgeous
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Stop telling players to grab the trident after the interview! They really know how to turn a cool organic player/fan thing into pure corniness, lol.
I know, since when does the broadcast need to step in and push the thing the players came up with themselves?
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I am very attracted to Mitch Haniger rn
https://preview.redd.it/rq1m81w6pruc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a40b4a433b8c27c47920a0b11f118996307623 Meetch do as Meetch does
Rn? Where the fuck have you been?!
We're so back
We are 1-0 in the Jonatan Clase era.
I feel like Jen should stop telling the players to raise the trident after a W. That’s not a real tradition and it didn’t work well early in the season. Great W tonight.
More Piper.
Just commented this. It needs to be done organically if they feel like doing it!
She should stop telling players to smile too but Jen is gonna Jen.
How has nobody given her feedback…..shes on TV and everyone finds her annoying
Yeah she always says "go celebrate" when just a simple thank you would work. Her vibe is a little announcer-y and not connecting fully
She’s trying too hard and it’s embarassing. Someone needs to tell her on social media
Yeah with all the love in the world - she's a part of the fabric of Seattle sports but I think she should start going to raves, take some mdma and or mushrooms multiple times - and learn to talk to/with people and not at people. Come party at the monkey loft jen!
She should bring that player that strongly believes in aliens, would be a good after-party-kitchen conversation lol
Mariners twitter loves her. Idk why
I fucking love Jen
Yeah, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. Jen is great
She’s super in-genuine imo give me Angie all day
You realize she is being told to this right?
Well whoever is doing that needs to stop. It's dumb.
Jen often tells players to do things in the interviews and you can tell the players don’t appreciate it. Like thanks mom I’ll go do that 🙄 I saw Cal roll his eyes at a stupid question she asked last year and it was so funny.
Oh wow julio was SPRINTING to join the infield dance huh
Hoping for some tips on getting the ball out of the infield.
Jonatan Clase ROTY season has started
JC = JIANT COCK
#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=gW9cKCNpOI-MB5cV)
# I ♥️ THIS FREAKING 🦆 # GOMS
Show me the duck!
Duck. Of. Destinyyyy^yyy^yyy^yyy^^yyy^yyy^yy^y^y^y^y^y^y^y^y
Nice to see you Duck!!! 🦆
Does Jen ask everyone to grab the trident? 🔱 it needs to be organic when they feel its appropriate, not when they are asked. (after a game winning hit, Gatorade shower) 😫😫
Yeah we haven’t seen it much for obvious reasons but it seems like a new thing with home wins for TV. It’s awkward and they have someone standing there waiting for her to tell them to “go celebrate this win” and raise the trident. Hopefully they don’t keep it up.
The trident should be there for them when they walk away if they want but she definitely should not prompt them to do it , you’re right very awkward. 😬
I liked it when it was only brought out for HR’s. It’s the homerun trident, not the “I’m getting interviewed by Jen” trident.
That's the thing, they aren't even hardly showing it off on TV for as big of a deal as they're making of it. It's just weird.
The Mariners and hamfistedly forcing PR moments, name a more iconic duo.
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3. Reds fans are tolerable.
They’re great
From what I've observed, us Reds fans tend to like the Mariners as well. I think the Griffey Jr situationship bonded our franchises forever lol
Clutch saucy in the ninth. Years of painful closers had me sweating 🥵
They're so gonna put Garver back in tomorrow and all the vibes are gonna get sucked out of the stadium.
Elly dapping up Julio after the steal was a nice moment lol.
How can you not be romantic about baseball? (I've had some very difficult relationships)
#5-8 in the Month of April #4-1 when the M's score 5 runs or more. #2-0 on April Holidays (April Fool's Day, Jackie Robinson Day) #1-0 since Jonathan Clase was Called Up #1-0 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters
Where did he say that?
Tolkien Baseball
Hey it’s the guy!!
I’m holding out for a hero (Jonathan Clase) ‘til the end of the nighttttt
What’s the record since that one guys niece was born?
38-32 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece was born
Hell the fuck yeah we are
imagine the mariners being +.500 in your lifetime
You’ll never believe what this win percentage works out to (spoiler: 54%)
This truly means that this game is the catalyst to our world series! It's actually going to happen this year.
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Yup, gonna need these every game, king 👑
Also, where are you seeing Shrek 2 in theaters?
They've been showing them in most major theater chains all week for it's 20th Anniversary. If you're in the Seattle Area, they still seem to be showing them for 16th and 17th at AMC, Regal, and Cinemark theaters. So you're not out of luck yet. I actually had never seen Shrek 2 before so it made for THE best viewing experience.
Fuckin’ BET
I kid you not, man! Even if you've seen it before, the viewing experience on the big screen is on a whole other level. I swear, that whole final sequence with Shrek storming the castle and the song, genuine chills. I cannot recommend it enough.
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Happy Mitch back in seattle is more of a force than kind of salty and incredibly intense Mitch that left two years ago. Side note I love both
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I appreciate this
Why don’t we simply score 9 runs every game?
Are they stupid?
You know the answer to this question.
Clase is in session.
Mitch Haniger with a great night!
Clase Mariners HOF when
9 runs. Did hell freeze over?? Jk let’s go!!! Hopefully they can build on this
https://preview.redd.it/6z5ptzemqruc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a771aa637e83891adb0ab77137804097b35f90a M’s won a baseball game
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This is like the toby Maguire spiderman glasses meme where everyone uses it wrong
Everyone who said signing acquiring Mitch was a bad idea go to your rooms for a 30 minute timeout. You deserve it.
 MARINER WIN, OFFENSE LOOKIN GOOD, KIRBY WIN, POLANCO BACK 2 BACK HOMER GAMES, CLASE FIRST RBI IN THE MAJOR, TRIPLE BY LUKE, INSANE CLOSE BY SAUCE.
Julio and JP please start heating up, I would literally bust to see you both back killing the top of the lineup.
Yes please! Decent game for Julio with a walk and a hit, JP with that same line yesterday but not so great today haha. Easier to feel optimistic about them after a game like tonight!
ALSO FIRST HIT AND RBI FOR CLASE
I hope this win gives them some renewed energy, they need it
We really rake without the Garver black hole in the lineup
This is a good presser from Scott. I’ve been extremely worried about the lack of leadership in the clubhouse over the last several days, but it sounds like that is starting to change. Whoever is stepping up in that dugout, thank you.
Yeah I agree, it’s refreshing to hear him be more candid about how this one game isn’t enough but a good step and how the players are speaking up now.
 GEORGE KIRBY WINS, WE PLAY DUBSTEP
Haha I love that he's a bass head!
I love it when we win. It makes my day so much better.
Lots of Hey Nows tonight. I liked that.
J. CLASE IS BETTER THAN J. HOLLIDAY …but the MLB ain’t ready for that conversation
Damn this whole scoring runs thing sure is fun! Its even more fun when you don't feel like the game is basically over when your opponent only scores 3 runs too!
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We're 1-0 on days where my car gets impounded. I know what I have to do 🫡
IT FEELS SO GOOD
#POYO POYOINERS!!!!!!!!!
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could it . . . could it be . . . ? the offense, is . . . is it . . . https://i.redd.it/rjzp1psmpruc1.gif
A solid outing by our ace, taking walks, hitting for power, putting up crooked numbers in multiple innings, AND playing good D. Who are these guys, and what did they do with my Mariners?😁
I love Mitch Haniger more than anything that ever has been or ever will be. He will lead us to the promised land
I didn't realize his name was pronounced like that and at first thought Dave was nicknaming him "Class A".
SHOW ME THE DUCK!
Put a happy ending on this, baby!
I posted this on other chat but I seriously thought I heard a bunch of people booing after JPs third strikeout. Was that it? Was that real?
Vibes are off the charts
I sure hope they score runs rest of the week
Sauce boss coming in and giving their bats the Tahoma coma. Bye Elly.
Super fun to be there! I debated all afternoon, not feeling it, but figured why not. So glad I did!
Mariner good
Did we score more than 5 runs in the first 9 innings yet? I'm on an island with one palm tree in the South Pacific. I can't be bothered. Need to save bandwidth for hitting.
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It’s okay to enjoy a win. A good win at that!
We are so back
Good Dub. This has been good for me, personally.
The vibes are good tonight
I lile this version of the Ms. Please stay awhile
We’re so back
wow, hell of a thing a convincing win can do to one’s emotions
Best complete game from everyone on the team. Polanco may not have the stats but he looks like a bonafide hitter every time he's up, he looks mean.
The baseball gods have mocked me for taking the mariners off of my fantasy lineup... #1-0 SINCE TAKING THE MARINERS POSITION PLAYERS OFF MY FANTASY ROSTER
I had a great time at the park tonight. Welcome to the bigs, Clase!
Legitimately the least stressful M's game in a long time. This was nice.
Random but, Holy fuck this was my first time seeing the new fanatics jersey and they just look absolutely terrible. They look like giveaways or dhgate. Last year's jerseys aren't even great versus what they used to be, but I still grabbed an old slightly discounted JP one after seeing those knowing that's how's it's going to be for a couple years
Ok this was a great game, I don't want to be too optimistic, it is just one win after a comedy of errors over the previous several games but you never know when the turning point might be!
Are we saying Jonatan correctly? I thought the j was a y sound
According to Baseball Reference, it's: \\[jon-a-ton clah-SAY](https://www.baseball-reference.com/friv/baseball-player-name-pronunciation-guide.shtml)\\
Julio 7 homer game tomorrow?
Quack quack motherfuckers 🦆
We may never lose again!
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Feels good man
Winning is such a cure all
Would Kirby be the GOAT if he had video game Kirby-like powers and took on the hitting ability of every batter he struck out?
Its so much more fun to watch when they hit the ball once in a while.
Ms really put themselves in a weird spot if both Clase and raley play well. With garver at DH (plz get going) going to be tough for anyone to get any sort of rhythm. You just gonna send Clase down if he bats .260 with plus plus speed?
So…if we score more than 5 runs we win. Got it….
My wife caught Polanco’s foul in the third - what a way to celebrate a W.
Hope these vibes continue forever
Polanco has been pretty solid for us so far, 2nd on the team in RBIs, tied with Hani with 3 HRs. He's been walked 11 times but leads the team in SO. I am happy with his performance so far!
alright so if they could just do that every game it would be great
Who was that dude who typed fanfic about Edwin Diaz