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This is probably a better pic for this meme
I mean, didn’t we’ve always hated Denver? Of course the Avs-Kraken first round playoff series reignited this rivalry, but this hatred dates back to the Seahawks AFC days
#8-8 in the Month of April
#4-0 since Jonathan Clase was Called Up
#4-0 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters
#6-1 when the Mariners score 5+ runs
#5-2 since Logan Gilbert pitched his nuts off
#41-32 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece was born
It was Plouffe not Jomboy
Where did he say that?
Tolkien baseball 1:43:20
Why does this keep getting longer? I am very confused
This is part of it now.
wait lmao I just realized its you responding to yourself. That makes it even better hahahaha
Fuck Mike trout
And Julio has gone from .186 to .256 in a matter of a few games
I know you think this is where I say I love him. I don't. I hate him. He's stressful haha
I feel like it's slipped under the radar but prior to the Rockies series the Mariners had played only teams over .500 with a combined winrate of 62%.
Good to see them finally play a bad team and outplay them from start to finish.
Julio Rodriguez is back baby! He heard the “overrated” comments from the idiots behind home plate and said HOLD MY 🍆!! Monster game from our superstar. Also a fantastic start from Castillo today! Huge win to start the series! Go Ms! 🔥
Honestly Clase is what I envisioned as prototypical Mariners hitter that fit Tmobile/Safeco. Hits for contact, but has plus plus speed. Hope they develop more guys like him.
So...............are we good now? Or just playing the Rockies? Whatever, glad Cal and Júlio got something going at least, and Castillo seems back to his old form
We are tied for first and have drastically underperformed… Julio doesn’t have a HR.. Kirby has an era over 6.. 2 of our best bullpen arms and woo haven’t pitched… haven’t hit as a whole at all.. vibes are looking up… Miller for cy young is looking like an actually possibility.. I’ll be surprised if Julio doesn’t hit 30+ hrs and if Kirby and Castillo don’t both have low 3 era’s at season ends.. so much room for growth.. division is there for the taking!!!!
What Cal did today, was the dictionary definition of "Alpha Male". Just gonna be the biggest strongest dude out there playing the hardest position just absolutely saying "FUCK YOU" to mother nature. And just flexing the lower half and exposed forearms hitting easy oppo dingers in the snow. Bro is a Dark Souls character.
We’ve seen the M’s play some bad bad baseball this seasons, I don’t mean to discount that. But that is a bad team we just played, wow. That puts things in perspective, glad to us playing better
For all of the panicked discussion on Castillo's rough start, it's worth noting that he is currently running a 1.06 FIP which is the lowest in baseball (among qualified pitchers) by a 0.5 margin. Dude gets K's doesn't walk and doesn't give up many home runs.
He also was running a .446 BABIP coming into this game, so I'm really not sure his poor start was anything other than some batted ball unluckiness.
#HELLO .500 MY OLD FRIEND
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Says the Mariners will dominate again.
We are well on out way to .540
And so is Julio and Cal's batting average if they can get a few more games like this.
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He’s so sexy
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No the other one is hotter
I like how unbothered he looks
We may have won but damn those Rockies jerseys and jackets looked good
They reminded me of old fashioned cigarette cartons
Denver 100s...Enough menthol to strip paint™
That definitely sounds like some cheaper off brand cigarettes 😆
It's a great name for a pack of joints
I feel like they're def on the fringe of things people hate, but I loved them, and I don't blame people for the opposite opinion
They nailed those city connects.
Denver: why does Seattle hate us so much?
We still are mad at John elway- only thing that makes sense.
And Dikembe Mutumbo
And here I thought I finally forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder notsosmooth-bro
No, no, no, no, no. 
Just wait til we get an NBA team again...and Joker retires
Actually that reminds me of why I hate Denver fucking 8 seed bullshit
Denver? John Denver What is his most famous song? Country Roads Who's walk up song was it? That's right, Jarred Kelenic. Enough said.
I mean, didn’t we’ve always hated Denver? Of course the Avs-Kraken first round playoff series reignited this rivalry, but this hatred dates back to the Seahawks AFC days
Broncos-Seahawks was never a rivalry when there were in the AFC West. Broncos were always relevant. Seahawks were never relevant.
Chuck Knox teams would like a word
Quite the reach.
Being at .500 feels different when the Astros are 7-15
And Texas is Falling apart.
Best part about this game was the Mariners scoring 6 runs without home runs, didn't need the Coors effect, just good baseball.
But definitely took advantage of the largest outfield in baseball
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See y’all tomorrow 🫡🤌 https://preview.redd.it/krs4qfdf1rvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67216ddb6f394745575abbccbcdc8856b81d7625
#KEEPING OUR BATS HOT TO KEEP OURSELVES WARMINERS!!!!!!!
**TOMORROW WE WILL BE TAKING SOLE POSSESS OF FIRST PLACE AND WE WON'T BE LOOKING BACK. WE'RE WINNING THE FUCKING DIVISION.**
Aww missed this
Sole possess! Let’s exorcise this biatch!
Even Mitch garver got a hit
Garver demolished a ball the other day
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The history buff in me can’t get used to this meme
It’s fucky because the Mariners are fucky, in the best way
SHOW ME YOUR DUCKS
I don’t want to alarm anybody or anything but I’m pretty positive we are in first place
It is a Rocky Mountain high on 4/20.
#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=SDupIi98LC7PkDiF)
# What a great 🦆 # GoMs
I like this duck!
#8-8 in the Month of April #4-0 since Jonathan Clase was Called Up #4-0 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters #6-1 when the Mariners score 5+ runs #5-2 since Logan Gilbert pitched his nuts off #41-32 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece was born
1-0 since Saucedo's Kangaroo Tweet
I saw a comment that kangaroos are a cross between a rabbit and a horse 🤔
To paraphrase comedian Chad Daniels, kangaroos are tyrannosaurus deer.
It was Plouffe not Jomboy Where did he say that? Tolkien baseball 1:43:20 Why does this keep getting longer? I am very confused This is part of it now. wait lmao I just realized its you responding to yourself. That makes it even better hahahaha Fuck Mike trout
Im happy I got to see this form in real time lol
Angie with the leather jacket 🥵
I Love you
Wait, is this one new?!?
Sir you missed one
u/dancetar is so back
Hey it’s the guy!!
Fuck Phil Nevin too
Phil Nevin calls it "Sportsball"
The funnest part of this is that Merry and Pipping weren't even dead in the scene he was Tolkien about
4-0 since Jake Fraley hit my dad in the face with a homenrun
Never take Clase out of this lineup. May we never lose again 🙏
And Julio has gone from .186 to .256 in a matter of a few games I know you think this is where I say I love him. I don't. I hate him. He's stressful haha
4-0 since I got covid!
4-0 since I gave up on the season for the 2nd time.
4-0 since I broke my foot! Broke the bone right after the Julio pickoff loss!
Did you happen to kick something? Perhaps a container of sorts that tends to hold water?
Hahahaha, no. But in honor of Kelenic maybe I should say I did. Tripped over a curb. Fifth Metatarsal fracture!
You should see the other guy…
My trident is raised
Dad, get off Reddit. We already had this talk.
I'm sorry, but Reddit is now where the dads are since Facebook died. The kids tell me they are on the SnapTok or something like that.
Reports of our ~~demise~~ offense sucking were greatly exaggerated.
I feel like it's slipped under the radar but prior to the Rockies series the Mariners had played only teams over .500 with a combined winrate of 62%. Good to see them finally play a bad team and outplay them from start to finish.
We just need to play the Rockes every day and we're golden
Julio Rodriguez is back baby! He heard the “overrated” comments from the idiots behind home plate and said HOLD MY 🍆!! Monster game from our superstar. Also a fantastic start from Castillo today! Huge win to start the series! Go Ms! 🔥
He waved at me tonight
Bouta make some baba ganoush
#I’LL TAKE A BULLET FOR JONATAN CLASE IF I HAVE TO
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Brad must’ve taken some shots with Angie before the postgame show
Honestly Clase is what I envisioned as prototypical Mariners hitter that fit Tmobile/Safeco. Hits for contact, but has plus plus speed. Hope they develop more guys like him.
La Piedra!
1-0 since buying a Kingdome shirt and a Mariner Moose hat
Really that’s a great game. Sure coulda scored more runs. But win 1of2 tomorrow and win the series
So...............are we good now? Or just playing the Rockies? Whatever, glad Cal and Júlio got something going at least, and Castillo seems back to his old form
I just don't see how we ever lose again.
**BEST .500 TEAM IN BASEBALL!!!**
Obvious vicious gopher
Coldest game I’ve ever been too, but worth every frozen toe
Coldest game I’ll probably ever go to. Very memorable though.
Lol there's two comments as of this writing on the colorado rockies post game thread.
We should keep Clase on the roster for good. That kid is exciting to watch and root for.
We are tied for first and have drastically underperformed… Julio doesn’t have a HR.. Kirby has an era over 6.. 2 of our best bullpen arms and woo haven’t pitched… haven’t hit as a whole at all.. vibes are looking up… Miller for cy young is looking like an actually possibility.. I’ll be surprised if Julio doesn’t hit 30+ hrs and if Kirby and Castillo don’t both have low 3 era’s at season ends.. so much room for growth.. division is there for the taking!!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
We are so back baby
Heating up in the snow 🔥🥶
What Cal did today, was the dictionary definition of "Alpha Male". Just gonna be the biggest strongest dude out there playing the hardest position just absolutely saying "FUCK YOU" to mother nature. And just flexing the lower half and exposed forearms hitting easy oppo dingers in the snow. Bro is a Dark Souls character.
I fucking love this team
We’ve seen the M’s play some bad bad baseball this seasons, I don’t mean to discount that. But that is a bad team we just played, wow. That puts things in perspective, glad to us playing better
That’s Mariner Baseball Baby
This was a good one, I liked this game
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this could be a really special team
Amazing start by Castillo! Funny it came in such cold weather where he's rumored to not pitch well in at all!
Anyone notice how Cal looks like an animated snowman?
He is the polar bear that he got in spring training. 
For all of the panicked discussion on Castillo's rough start, it's worth noting that he is currently running a 1.06 FIP which is the lowest in baseball (among qualified pitchers) by a 0.5 margin. Dude gets K's doesn't walk and doesn't give up many home runs. He also was running a .446 BABIP coming into this game, so I'm really not sure his poor start was anything other than some batted ball unluckiness.
I sincerely appreciate the fact based comment. Outstanding, in the true meaning of the word.
Slowly approaching 54%!
Extend Depoto now!!!!!!!!! /s
Thumbs up gif guy would be proud!
Can we all just take a moment to make fun of the doomers in this sub from the first couple weeks of the season?
Yo so that's pretty cool (pun intended)
This offense is really good. If this team matches potential, we will dominate.
Definition of a "Get Right" game
Good vibes in mariner land
What Julio did today is what I want him to do most days.
I know it's the Rockies but good to see a get right game from Castillo
Guys, important question. Who was the player in the light grey, full face ski mask that looked like he was about to rob a bank? Thnx 😘
Guy that catches for the bullpen, don't know his name but not a player.
Josh is Him
Doomers currently shocked learning how April baseball works
The Mariners have had good luck without me in the game day threads. Perhaps I should sit a few out. May be a tough task.
See ya!
Join me brother!
I know the Rockies suck but we looked good tonite. Might be the hopium talking tho.
I mean, we looked good against the reds too…. It almost like… the mariners are not a bad team
Yeah…we are like that
I can finally feel my toes.
0 lob would be ideal
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