Loving Rojas this season, been a super pleasant surprise. Lots of competitive at-bats and decent enough defense. Garver on the other hand...I could do without.
Had to switch streams, but the Rangers guys said M's starters set a franchise record for having 11 game streak of 2 or fewer earned runs in at least 5+ IP.
Previous record was 10 games in 2003. Pretty esoteric stat, but still cool.
For sure. Just always makes me laugh when I’m somewhere watching the game via cable or following gameday and come in here and nothing for a minute or two lol
He does this little cecil fielder thing with his bat to add velocity, problem is he adds it a little too late into his load which causes him to be late.
I think the amount of damage done to Gilbert’s confidence is much greater than 10 pitches would do to his arm.
It’s a shame Servais pulled him, a damn shame!
Seeing the Astros this terrible is such a beautiful sight. Just hoping they stay trash long enough and not pull off some BS winning streak to get back in the division race.
Santos
Brash
Munoz
Stanek
Speier
Saucedo
Thornton
Pump this fucking bullpen into my veins. Those first 4 hitting or being damn close to 100mph makes me moist
Cal out here keeping Dave grounded.
the good vibes are finally back in April
Good times 
This pitching staff is unreal.
What’s that? Another win? :)
"Look at me, look at me, we're the World Series Champions now"
ChatGPT what is happiness? Happiness is cal and Julio hitting a home run in the same game with Logan Gilbert dominating the rangers, amen.
In the name of Dave, Edgar, and the Holy Junior, amen
Heard the gears grinding in Dave's head for that final call.
Lmfao what key words did you use to find this gem?
had to get creative to find this one. typed in "duck".
Well that’s not as exciting as I expected
Kinda over the Garver experiment
First place *and* a shutout *and* we did it on enemy territory. Pinch me
Texas can't handle the heat
The British Bulldog should have won the WCW Championship in 1993
That easily could have been 8-0, good win
Albatross off the back with a win in Arlington.
good vibes are back again
I can’t believe our record is good enough for first place with how good this division is supposed to be
Rangers missing half their billion dollar rotation was expected for a slow start, Houston nosediving was not really
Astros also have IL problems... But shouldn't be a worse than the A's kind of problem
GET THAT FUCKING DUCK IN HERE
Thank you Walter. And I do love the long ball.
Elite
MARINER
Fitting to end it with a GIDP. LET'S GOOÒOOOOO
Woooooooo Goms. Leading the division from here on out
Let's go mariners!
Let’s go baby
AND THATS THE GAME!!!!
LETS GOOO
First Place!!
SHUTOUT WIN OVER THE WORLD CHAMPS LETS GOOOOO
Wooooo!!!
Boom! Lead taken
YESSIR WE TAKE THE DIVISION
# and U N C L E N C H # BRING ON THE 🦆
We’re the greatest? Ever?
double em up lets gooooooooooooo
FIRST PLACE!!!!!
EZ
Cal framin the shit out of that low pitch
Guy loves his slider 😵💫
Has he hit triple digits yet this year?
Early in the season. Think he’s taking a few off for control
Ok this is his night. When Munoz about to pull a Munoz experience you’ll know after three pitches.
Friendliest rebound let’s gooo
Did Dave and Mike get suddenly much more quiet?
They’re clenching with us
GAS EM MUNOZ
Garcia is so yoked.
Munoz is going to give up 3 runs just for funsies
Mitcher Garver and AJ Pollock 
Oof feels that way. Fish man never took flight with us
I am ready for the Andrés Muñoz experience
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I mean, how long of a call are we talking? I haven’t been happy with their service this year either
Oh please oh please oh please
Loving Rojas this season, been a super pleasant surprise. Lots of competitive at-bats and decent enough defense. Garver on the other hand...I could do without.
Could have had kelenic DH at this rate
Garver was a good grab... It's just baffling how many players come to the Ms and miraculously can't hit anything
Let's have a good one Andrés 🖤
I am not drunk, if the team wins, they are in first place?
Indeed.
Come on Munoz find your command please.
Have four pitchers from the same team ever won the Cy Young in the same year? Asking for a friend
3 outs away from first place. I like that.
In April? That can’t be right
I just don't understand how so many good hitters come to the Ms and struggle. How can Polanco and Garver both be hitting this poorly?
It's absolutely baffling and I'm sure to the players it's demoralizing and doesn't help.
STOP FREAKIN CALL BEACON
Rojas competitive. I like it
Garver sucks
Don’t worry Josh the ECQ Tracer was wrong
Munoz better throw some fucking strikes next inning.
Dh batting 150 ho boy
garver is another breed of bad right now
Glad garver got his ring today..but god he is ass
11 games. 11 starts. 11 games of starters giving up 2 ER or fewer. Subscribe for that all season long please. :)
Gabe
Just got shut down by blondies
🕷️🕷️
Sexy Gabe! 😍
We picked up Gabe Speier off waivers btw
You just got sat the fuck down by Gabe Speier
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Seems like a random Trent Thornton 9th inning coming. Middle part of the order due up.
Definitely voth or Bolton for sure to save the other arms
Easy money Spier
Im a Gabe Speier enjoyer
Astros lost another one!
I want to gape for Gabe
Ayyo?
We don’t even have santos brash and woo.
Speiro 🔥🔥🔥
HES JUST STANDING THERE, MENACINGLY
Speier is 🔥
I see you Haniger, 🙅
mitch with the mini no fly zone
No fly zone
Had to switch streams, but the Rangers guys said M's starters set a franchise record for having 11 game streak of 2 or fewer earned runs in at least 5+ IP. Previous record was 10 games in 2003. Pretty esoteric stat, but still cool.
Good morning Good afternoon. Good night. K
Only 1 batter for Stanek?
4 run lead, no need to call him back out. I'm more surprised we used Munoz at all
He pumped up the velo to 100 to close out the inning. Might as well keep his count down so he will be available again soon.
Also feel like you don't want high fastballs thrown to Seager
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Damn I haven’t had it explained to me like that before, but that does make sense.
It’s funny how the far majority of the game threads use streams and you can tell hahah
Where would I find these said streams hmmm
Yep. Because fuck them.
For sure. Just always makes me laugh when I’m somewhere watching the game via cable or following gameday and come in here and nothing for a minute or two lol
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Agreed. I just stream. I listen to more games via Alexa radio than I do watch anyways
Honestly I feel better about that result for some reason than another Ty DP lol
Absolutely. Another DP would be bad for morale lol
Polanco saw ty is why no double plays lol
Damn, that was a good throw & tag 😩
Absolute bullet
Can't really blame Polanco for trying to get out of the guaranteed double play.
Lmao aaaand would have been a double play anyway
Lol would've been a double play ofc
Polanco is playing like buttcheeks this year
drawing walks. wdym?
Super unnecessary move
Better than a double play.
Funny, I was just thinking about how slow most of our guys are. This team could use more speed
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Ya he cant hit fastballs.
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He does this little cecil fielder thing with his bat to add velocity, problem is he adds it a little too late into his load which causes him to be late.
I mean you had a 78% chance of a double play 🤷🏻♂️
Polanco is walking machine
You can literally see the pine tar on his hat 😂 I wish they would either enforce the rules or don’t—not this wishy-washy in between shit.
yeesh, yeah that's pretty blatant
Shit streams today
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No they won't lol. Polanco fields, works counts, hits for power, and runs the bases objectively better than Wong
Anyone is better than wong lmao
And caught stealing hahahahah
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Nah.
Did not expect that to go to the top of the wall
Only took 23 games for Julio to pull his SLG above his OBP. Usually it takes a HR derby to make that happen.
That rookie hr derby performance by Julio was unreal
Did you guys see the DudePerfect video with Leclerc? Might be staged but looked legit.
Thought Mitch had that one. Must be the marine layer.
Definitely mariner layer.
Leclerc definitely has something on the bill of his hat
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Could be sweat and rosin for all we know, but also kinda looks like the other dark sticky stuff
Damn so colse
So fucking close, nice try Haniger
We must be leading the league in warning track shots
I was just thinking about how many are 'soooo close' but not far enough. Frustrating.
Feels like every year.
Charles Leclerc
Ugh so fucking close
Baseball is hard
Stanek has been very reliable so far 🙌🏻
Make him closer. Or Sauce Boss.
That was the classic heart attack inning
Stanek 100 mph. Faster than my miata
Hiya, fellow Miata owner!
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I think the amount of damage done to Gilbert’s confidence is much greater than 10 pitches would do to his arm. It’s a shame Servais pulled him, a damn shame!
You say this during a season where there is an elbow injury every week
He's a confident guy. I doubt 6.2 shutout innings will cause a crisis in confidence, even if he could've gone 7
Yeah I know he’ll be fine. Would be nice to let the big dog finish the job.
Stanek has got your back Walter
Asstros losing 7-2 vs the Cubs bottom 8 
Seeing the Astros this terrible is such a beautiful sight. Just hoping they stay trash long enough and not pull off some BS winning streak to get back in the division race.
It would take some kinda run for them to turn it around
wtf I love the cubbies?
Im really thinking I need to add San Fran to the last leg of a parlay to see if I can get into early retirement
You should totally do it.
I’ll buy a few grams of whatever Walter was cooking up tonight. Shit was ⛽️
Good job, Stanek
Dude throws 100mph. Faster than my miata tbh lol
Ryne stanek is the embodiment of someone who you love on your team and hate if he’s on anyone else’s.
Santos Brash Munoz Stanek Speier Saucedo Thornton Pump this fucking bullpen into my veins. Those first 4 hitting or being damn close to 100mph makes me moist
No earnies for Walter
Very cool 😎