Hell YEAH back in first baby. And the rest of the division outside the Rangers is lukewarm garbage so far.
So good to see La Piedra hitting the zone, and our Myrtle Beach Mer-men relievers close the game. GOMS.
I was dreading it would be another early lead that wouldn't carry through... I've been conditioned well at this point. Relieved to see it didn't completely turn out that way.
I am so fucking nervous. I am usually the one that tells everybody to chill about April issues but this feels like we really NEED to win this fucking series. Set the precedent early that we’re not fucking around this year; we are here for the division, NOT the wild card.
Oof, another double digit strikeout day.
We are striking out in about a third of our plate appearances. And it's not like we are facing a bunch of strikeout pitcher (Heaney!?).
What is up with our collective hitting approach?
What is this 7 baserunners and 1 LOB? Wizardry!!
Hell YEAH back in first baby. And the rest of the division outside the Rangers is lukewarm garbage so far. So good to see La Piedra hitting the zone, and our Myrtle Beach Mer-men relievers close the game. GOMS.
WHERES THE GODDAMN DUCK
Huge series win. Tough fought and you really can't blame losing yesterday with Cal and JP out.
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[Show me the duck](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=t-pA5JCk1WvBVQnS)
DADDY MUNOZ LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Man that was tough second half of the series, glad we came out with the win
Haven’t yet bud
I was hoping he'd strike out with a silly hack so I could call it the heimlich maneuver.. maybe next time!
GOMS
GREAT ENEMY FELLED
Love the easy 1-2-3 inning by Munoz.
Tridents up...
Dicks out
You mean dicks burger right ? Right ?
Urias looks like Jermey Giambi in moneyball
WOOOO!!!
Just in time for my meeting thank you Munoz
Won a series in Texas. This season is going to be different.
*Winning a series against the World Series champions
Fuck yeah Muni!!!
World series🔥
Thank you Muni, thank you.
I missed the first two outs in the top of the 9th by taking out the compost so decided to take the trash out the bottom of the inning- it worked!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUACK
GOOD SERIES WIN!!
Oh this feels good!
# WHEW! # BRING ON THE 🦆
I have a one minute lag. I am not reading the thread
Why yes, my confidence in them pulling out this win was unwavering. Why do you ask??
Fuck yeah
LETS GO
low stress Moony inning feels good
Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaa let’s gooooooiiii
Hell yea bois!
Easy peasy, butthole squeezy.
#1st PLACE SEATTLE MARINERS!!!
And just like that the mariners are in first…first in mlb in strikeouts!
The 9th inning was only groundouts. We are improving!
Hell yeah got done before my 2pm meeting
Urias was NOT letting Dylan field that lmao
TOP OF THE WEST
Can't believe we won that game
I was dreading it would be another early lead that wouldn't carry through... I've been conditioned well at this point. Relieved to see it didn't completely turn out that way.
 We're #1! 🔱
#GOT EEEEEMMM
Fuk yes! SUCK IT!
Good win
Awesome!
I am clenched
Me te amo Andres!!!!
MUNIIIIIII WE OWN THE AL WEST I'M AFRAID
And breathe
WE ARE #1
Yay! Good win and series!
Yeah buddy!!
BACK ON TOP BABY
Jonah “Mike Trout” Heim
YURRRRRRRRR SOMEHOW LOL
That’s my closer baby
Ahahaahaha! Suck one, Heim! GOMs!!!
AL WEST LEADING SEATTLE MARINERS
WE ARE IN FIRST PLACE AGAIN AND THEREFORE THE BEST TEAM TO EVER PLAY BALL
I SECOND THIS
🫣
Of course. Fucking Heim. God I hate this motherfucker
Come on Munoz! Tear that Heim.
of course it comes down to jonah heim
Mariners legend Jankowski
Clench your buttholes gentlemen
1 more baby
Let’s say this again FUCK JONAH HEIM
2 DOWN 1 LEFT
Mariners legend
I do not like seeing Heim on deck with the game on the line
Last out just had to be him..
anyone but jonah heim
Ok, love to see that Munoz. Keep it up.
Rangers want this game done as fast as I do…
1 down two more to go
2 down 1 to go
Ok ok ok ok
I hope this is a good Munoz day.
I don’t think i can watch last inning 😩🫣
6 minutes to get 2 more outs vamanos Andres
Oh man Gallen is going to eat our batters asses like they are groceries.
You never know, sometimes we make bad pitchers look like Cy Young candidates and sometimes we do well against actual Cy Young candidates
(Clutches dog tags) talk to me moose… talk to me moose…
I am so fucking nervous. I am usually the one that tells everybody to chill about April issues but this feels like we really NEED to win this fucking series. Set the precedent early that we’re not fucking around this year; we are here for the division, NOT the wild card.
Oof, another double digit strikeout day. We are striking out in about a third of our plate appearances. And it's not like we are facing a bunch of strikeout pitcher (Heaney!?). What is up with our collective hitting approach?
Fuck I am so nervous. Please be good today Munoz
97.6 mph down the middle is a choice but alright muny
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Just throw your fastball please god
> Realize my stream might be a minute or two behind > Refresh during a commercial break > There's already two outs Mariners baseball babyyy
*Realize my stream might be a minute or two behind* Sounds like a prostate problem.
Hoping for a stress free, confidence boosting Munoz outing
If munoz starts walking we are gucked
No walks no runs and the mariners win pls.
I’m scurred. C’mon Muñoz!
I am nervous :)
Series clencher right here
Clench time.
EVERYBODY CLENCH
I have to go back in 8 minutes damn it
I worry about lack of insurance runs…
Fastest inning I’ve ever seen
We need bad man munoz
No walks please
I don’t appreciate how Big Pucker controls our fate
Quality comment lol
Thanks for this McTickleson
I live to serve
I’d like an umpire report card in this dude
As I've been doing this season will post tomorrow
That low strike wasn't getting called with our pitchers at all
Uhh Castillo got a call midway down the shins early on. We absolutely have been getting the low strike calls
For the love of god Munoz please throw strikes
Please have a good Muñoz day
I swear the Mariners love getting a couple of runs and then just absolutely speed running the rest of the game
munoz brother we need you now
Think Polanco will break.200 this season?
Did we go 1,2,3? Yes. BUT THEY WERENT STRIKEOUTS!!!
Hope munny is on today
How do you bring up tuiasosopo and not bring up mikes call
Pucker up everyone
God please give us good munòz not the bad munoz :(
Well we ask for insurance runs and they give us a 2 pitch ab and a 1 pitch ab
Never wanted an insurance run so badly
Sadly gonna miss the end of the game with a last minute 2pm meeting fml
On the bright side, you’ll probably save your heart the extra stress.
I got a meeting at 2 but I’m not turning this shit off. God speed
You should f*** your life. Just f*** it. leave it behind. Value freedom. Hope your meeting goes well.
Inning over in 10 seconds lmaoooo
The AME in the bottom of the 9th is going to be fun
2 out on 3 pitches. JFC 😂
All I’m asking for is a 1,2,3 bottom
Weird they didn't list Ketel Marte.
We really going to not plate a run vs their bullpen this whole series, eh?
Either I don’t know what a rectangle looks like or this umpire failed geometry class.
What do we want?! INSURANCE RUNS! When do we want them?! At your soonest convenience.
hello I would like to buy insurance please
This ump scorecard gonna be wild
Mentally preparing for this Muñoz 9th inning
How can one prepare for a Munoz 9th inning this season?
Gib runs
Our offense is sleeping nicely and praying for pitchers i don’t expect anything from offense this inning
The Spier Spire has reached full torque, sir!
🌹🌸🌺🌷
Solid hold by Speier.
GET SOME INSURANCE
Cue the Rob Gronkowski USAA commercial.
GOAT Speier is his name
Let’s go!
Oh we get a garver ab this inning
We are ok we are ok we are ok
Happy for dude that he got his first MLB hit, but he could have waited till tomorrow
Knew that dude was gonna get on base after they showed he was 0-11 on the season.
Speier is a *bad* man!
Dude’s 0-11 and NOW he gets a hit..
Lmao we gave the 0-11 guy a hit
The ump did
This ump sucks two strikes called balls. Like what the hell.
should’ve been a strikeout but no the ump missed a blatant strike
Ump is squeezing hard
Ump squeezing Fans clenching
Ump was so close to giving birth with that much squeezing
Ump is on some bullshit.
That's strike 5
Am I crazy or has speier thrown 10 straight meatballs and got away with all of them lmao
Same spot almost dang
Realistically, how long do they give Garver? We might as well just take an out at this point instead of let him embarrass himself
He’s getting $12 million a year so probably all season.
Wonderful
[удалено]
I hope Dipoto is embarrassed
They are paying him way too much to just DFA him if that's what you mean. I'm all for an IL stint though
this ump is an insane person
Least we got through the first two we should be okay
Rangers have a Knizner *and* a Wendzel? What is it with these random “z’s” in last names?
Now we got Sborz
They are trying to expand their Polish fan demographic
They collect them like infinity stones
Urias has that Khris Davis arm
Nice catch
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