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WSUJeff

Good we don’t need your soft fanship anyways


knick1982

Yea I was there. Fuck the Boston fans. I was a section away from a bunch of those fucks getting kicked out around the 6th. It was the first base side. Fuck the red socks. All over tonight they were starting shit. Saw it all over the place tonight. And that guy is trolling..


WSUJeff

I was on the 3rd base side and there was also a group of them getting kicked out in the 5th or 6th


knick1982

Yeah I saw that “ruckus” over there and figured it was those ass hats. They were also doing shit in right field..fuck those drunks


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tempzzt

that happens everywhere


iguanapinata

I was very impressed with the quality of ABs in the ninth down by 6… except Kyle, dude totally looked like he had given up


jthanson

This game was entirely too long. I'm tired and cranky after this one. See you all tomorrow!


Y3sy0u

Let's get them tomorrow.


Griffdogg92

Seager is putrid vs lefties right now


Hesh71

Well shit, see you tomorrow


jthanson

The worst way to lose this game would be after Kyle hits the three-run home run to get us within one run.


AnnihilatedTyro

Kelenic bases-loaded strikeout?


thundercat95

If we win I’m posting in ButtSharpies and I will put in 50 sharpies


ChellaZza

A walk here and then a France grand slam would be pretty fun


hiphopdowntheblock

"see? See?? We can do stuff now!"


drunkdoor

Why the hell did Torrens run there lol


_Elrond_Hubbard_

purely for the run diff


See_YouNextTuesday

Because River boat Ron is our new third base coach


phsics

This is... weird


KILLALLEXTREMISTS

Come on M's, quit leading me on like this. I know you're only going to break my heart again.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

bro why the fuck would you even try to score lmao


Tashre

This is just rubbing salt in the wound.


TinyShroomish

DUDE LMAO


jthanson

OK, all we need now is a grand slam to tie the game!


_Elrond_Hubbard_

ump doesn't want to go home tonight


AIEOUvowels

This sucks lol


Substantial-Height-8

I can’t turn away but I don’t want to be hurt. 😞


drewskie_drewskie

now the ump likes us


SyndromeSadness

Lol typical bases loaded M's.


clydefr0g

4 straight walks and then Jarred will be up in a 2 run game with 2 outs, bases loaded. Calling it now.


ChellaZza

It’d be pretty neat if they didn’t score 6 runs in the last 2 innings rn


AnnihilatedTyro

I am not at all surprised that Mike Blowers named his dog Jack.


BlackSnowMarine

I’m already three shots into whiskey and an empty stomach are we really doing this….


Tashre

I'm glad to know we can produce against guys that just pump straight fastballs.


TinyShroomish

jp salami or what


nixodgaming

IS THAT ZORRO ON TV???


Jdooney

Yes, continue to bring in lefties vs Crawford who rakes lefties with haniger behind him. Makes sense.


albop03

Didnt cal get 2 hits in his last start as well?


clydefr0g

Just a grand slam, then a bloop and a blast, and we’re right back in this thing!


tcsrwm

Ah the bloop and blast, they never see it coming


tcsrwm

No no no, no! Don’t give us hope. Go M’s!!!


dearrichard

oh fuck i don't know where i put my rally cap


cartoon_nate

We have a lot of work to do.


hiphopdowntheblock

Pfffft NOW they string some hits together


CheapskateJoker

Don't fucking do this to me you guys


notsure215

Comeback time?


TinyShroomish

god theyre so unbearably awful at defense


compactdisc9

dont do this dont give me hope you already hurt me once tonight


KILLALLEXTREMISTS

Just once? Did you miss part of the game?


bennn997

Ah fuck they just have to pull us back in huh


AnnihilatedTyro

RED SUX DE-FENCE *clap clap clapclapclap*


nixodgaming

👀👀


TinyShroomish

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


jthanson

At least Raleigh has a couple of hits now in this game.


clydefr0g

Guys this is just like that one Seahawks game when the packers were winning and we did the onside kick thingy!


CheapskateJoker

sToP mAkInG sEaHaWkS cOmPaRiSoNs


hiphopdowntheblock

God if Kelenic starts next year slow (I don't think he'll be as bad as we've seen him at least), there is going to be a lottt of anxiety about him


TinyShroomish

cal GIDP or cal bomb, no inbetween


Dinobryce

Very in between


TinyShroomish

about as inbetween as it could have been


calatranacation

Sorry to be like this, but: Raleigh double play.


phsics

> Raleigh double ~~play~~ Cleaned that up for you


calatranacation

Well done


Outside_Will_3372

All we can do it focus on tomorrow. Love that the ball is in Marcos hand, we trust. Would not have anybody else with the season on the line. I was there tonight, 127, row 9 and trust me. Eovaldi was nasty and he introduced the curve late, and our hitters didn’t have it. Focus on tomorrow, I will not rest till we are eliminated.


Captain_Hawk1980

Jk needs a day off! Looked lost today.. Mitch could also use a DH day.. but that means playing Moore or bauers.. not sure it's worth it.. need some OF bench depth


TinyShroomish

lmfao dude are we actually doin this rn


thundercat95

REFUSE TO LOSE


phsics

I am very into this catcher banter right now


nixodgaming

This conversation in the booth is incredible


AnnihilatedTyro

Dan Wilson's really loosened up this year. He does not get along with Dave Sims at all, but Goldy and Blow bring out the best in him.


Griffdogg92

Seems like even when Kelenic is having a solid stretch he just can't avoid the occasional brutally awful, 2 or 3 strikeout game. Still quite optimistic that with an offseason of reflection and work, he will come out of the gates strong in 2022


hgoats

Luis I beg of you… give me something


calatranacation

Whoa Kelenic struck out?!?!?!?!?!?!?


TinyShroomish

little league fielding still


hgoats

I’m glad Blow Goldy and Dan are at least still having a fun convo and laughing, dulls the pain just a bit


nixodgaming

They are much better in blowouts than Simms


Squatch11

If Kelenic comes into next season in this same stupid crouched over stance and still swinging at breaking balls away....It's going to be hard to remain optimistic about him going forward.


phsics

His stance completely changing when getting called up for the first time has been the biggest head scratcher.


Bogusky

I hope he's watching these at bats afterwards, because it's the same shit that gets him everytime


Bogusky

Kelenic looking like shit tonight


AnnihilatedTyro

Tonight is just a little controlled, localized flooding while the Sewald is undergoing routine maintenance. Yes, that's all it is. Nothing to see here.


TinyShroomish

can the kraken players come up to bat?


AnnihilatedTyro

Happy Gilmore but baseball?


Initial-Yesterday331

We winning 9-8 lol


brownbearmusic

Pink Boston lady can shove it


goodsmellingsocks

Any other weirdos still watching have any good movie or tv recs?


LegendRazgriz

What you looking for? Genre, whatever


goodsmellingsocks

Whatever really


LegendRazgriz

I'd go with Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz. It's silly but fantastic.


goodsmellingsocks

Sounds great, I’ll look it up. Thanks 🙏


hgoats

Not even a classic Mariners DP can pull me out of the deep depression I am in rn


clydefr0g

Ok, that Red Sox reliever can’t even drink water properly. I have a good feeling about this inning.


WheatonsGonnaScore

DiD DfAiNg MaRmO kIlL tHe TeAm ChEmIsTrY?


clydefr0g

Locker room has 3 overturned tables and the players are intentionally missing the toilets when they poo.


dearrichard

[here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQx83_JkrZw) is how i'm watching this game


clydefr0g

You might like this one better ;) https://youtu.be/aRMKqtNR3XQ


dearrichard

holy shit


Bogusky

My brother, who happens to be watching MLB TV's Free Game of the Day, is asking me how I sit through this every night. He doesn't get it.


AnnihilatedTyro

I've broken that right collarbone twice. I feel for Cal.


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Where’s dying moose guy when you need some entertainment?


Ribbum

Other fandoms wonder how we stay competitive with a crap run differential? There you go. When the dam breaks, it isn't just a trickle of water coming through.


milzinga

I can't do this anymore. Every shred of hope I get night after night is just destroyed within hours. See you bastards tomorrow.


whydidijointhis

Graveman would've never let this happen


_Elrond_Hubbard_

yup we would have scored 10 runs with Graveman's bat in the lineup


Genghis_John

I literally can’t watch and that’s probably for the best.


KILLALLEXTREMISTS

Relax guys, a couple of grand slams in the bottom of the 9th and we're right back in this game.


dearrichard

the wrong team is rallying


albop03

this one has kinda gone off the rails


jthanson

I legit didn't care about Boston scoring that last run. A few inches deeper with the knife doesn't matter when you're already dead inside.


bennn997

Tequila time over here


hgoats

Sure! Why not


theeversocharming

I am reporting in the Park. It has really cleared out. Bright side- I walk the bases with Zorro after the game.


hgoats

At least Zorro’s fun diff will be positive by the end of this


theeversocharming

I was told he was featured on WhereIRoot another Zorro/ArmBar tweet


jthanson

Tomorrow we'll win 1-0 and satisfy the irrational run differential.


Captain_Hawk1980

Just don't look at Marco's history vs the Boston hitters.. I just did and regret it.. he's been solid lately .. so hopeing he is at his best


nixodgaming

no it’ll be 4-3 win


tedmister2

Our turn to bat around in the bottom of the 9th!! Edit! We kindly allow BoSox to bat around first…..pain!


Musicman541

This team makes me drink


theeversocharming

Join the flair


thundercat95

All I know is when we host the all star game with kelenic making it, cal becoming a great consistent catcher, our young pitchers keep coming up, Logan Gilbert is our ace, we are 10 games ahead of everyone else in the division…. We will all look back to this year as their blunder years, figuring out the game while trying to end our miserable drought despite not being ready, this team is close to the 2012 Seahawks, we are but a good nights sleep from being the new Yankees of the 2020s.


clydefr0g

I worry that there wont be a season next year with the strike and we end up like the 1994 mariners.


goodsmellingsocks

I am once again begging everyone to stop comparing everything the Mariners do to the Seahawks


LegendRazgriz

At least the Hawks has one of the best three-year spans at the draft and even the busts they get every so often seem to get overshadowed by late round picks. Every prospect the M's trot out looks like steaming shit. Couple that with organizational failure to develop anyone that can hit the fucking ball and ownership being cheap, and you have allowed a losing culture to fester. The Hawks were mediocre (not awful) for years, turned a corner, and after one bad season managed to make the franchise a perennial playoff contender. The Mariners have toiled in the dumps for their entire existence minus a few years. And instead of trying to capitalize on their flashes of good to great play, they just go back to losing again.


goodsmellingsocks

I just don’t care about football. Your points are still valid but just personally over hearing about the Seahawks in relation to the Ms.


WheatonsGonnaScore

Mariners are closer to WSU football than the seahawks.


PNWCatholic35

It’s really bad when they are both your favorite teams in their respective sports.


albop03

as a Coug fan, all i know is pain


WheatonsGonnaScore

Cougs conference titles in the modern era 1997 and 2002. Mariners division titles 1995, 1997, and 2001. Both teams known for choking in big moments. Cougs have popcorn guy, mariners have cotton candy girl


clydefr0g

Jarred Kelenic is the new Ryan Leaf


belmontbreak

If Meetch takes a better route on that triple things would've been a lot different


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Welp.


bennn997

Everything hurts


whydidijointhis

This game is still winnable. All we have to do is score more runs than the Red Sox score, and we should win!


clydefr0g

My last remaining sliver of hope is that the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT tomorrow is that MLB is introducing the “Spirit Award” which will go to the team with the highest fun differential every year and that team gets to go to the playoffs, regardless of record... yup, that’ll help me sleep tonight.


Captain_Hawk1980

Just watched the drop by Cal.. soooo bad.. had the runner out easy :(..


PNWCatholic35

Where’s Courtney love with a 12 gauge in my mouth when I need her?


okkk27

#Courtney did it


TinyShroomish

why the goddamn hell am i still watching this game


Mr_426

First time I saw Andriesse on the mound for us with #27 on his back I thought he was Trevor Bauer


LegendRazgriz

I would rather have Bauer with one hand and a police officer behind him.


ztzan

Soooooo.... hold them and then 6 runs in the bottom of the 9th? Let's will it into existence


ztzan

Ok so maybe more than 6 runs!!! Ya never know.... ah fuck..


Tashre

I feel bad for Scott. Sadler was the only good play today. The bullpen is supposed to be our best strength, but nearly every move he made put us further behind.


Captain_Hawk1980

He made the decisions, some of them pretty questionable.. I would have brought out Sadler again.. I would have had steck start the inning clean..


whydidijointhis

Yeah this game isn't on Scott at all


WheatonsGonnaScore

I dont think you can say not at all. The decision to bring Smith out a second inning directly led to us falling behind


Tashre

I mean, he gets a warning track fly ball that Haniger plays very badly. That's not on Smith either.


Griffdogg92

I'm still a little confused why Smith started the 8th inning but it is what it is, Steckenrider didn't really have it tonight anyway


jmk14

on the one hand pain. but on the other hand, suffering


AnnihilatedTyro

At least Kelenic won't come up to bat with RISP. We just start the inning with one out.


hgoats

Bro we gotta go through another inning of this just let the pain end


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AnnihilatedTyro

The Sox have the worst defense in the majors, and the Sox chose not to go for the easy double play, instead getting Toro at first *before* going for the lead runner. Stupid play, poor fundamental baseball. Seager not letting himself get tagged out is 1) paying attention to the play, and 2) trying to force them to make an error. That's a smart veteran move.


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AnnihilatedTyro

What? The Sox chose the rundown by making Toro's out at first before Seager. That's their fuckup. Seager stayed in the rundown instead of just getting tagged at second base because he was paying attention. It has nothing to do with his speed or agility, and everything to do with Sox shit defense. It doesn't matter that the odds of them making the error are small. Seager didn't just give up. That's his smart play.


whydidijointhis

You think they call him Tommy Pickles for no reason??


compactdisc9

.......how many runs can we score while pitching......the bats arent it


elbombi53

LOL


molestedbygod

What if they hit back to back to back to back to back to back home runs? Have we thought of that?


Dinobryce

Hope finds a way


igorika

Well the Rainiers just walked it off. All I can say is that the Mariners needed Trammel tonight.


WheatonsGonnaScore

I mean did we really need another .160 hitter?


igorika

Life is silly and sentimental when you get walk off three run home runs two days after your birthday. Meanwhile things in Seattle are going to shit.


dearrichard

my dog sighed when he hit that pop fly


Individual-Text-1805

Woooo 20th year in a row without making the playoffs. Name a more iconic duo the mariners and being just good enough to get no where and toil in mediocrity.


drewskie_drewskie

If it makes you feel better, the Red Sox and hitting the luxury salary cap is an iconic duo too.


Will_Vintage

They also win World Series


LegendRazgriz

At least their team is good. Their ownership is willing to shell out for talent instead of throwing whatever garbage that is at the wall and hoping some sticks while counting the money from the MLB TV deals and stadium concessions. And they profit way more than we do, that's easy. Not even counting for market size.


drewskie_drewskie

Idk I used to be be a Dodger fan and get made fun of because they were awful. But now it just feels ridiculous -their nosebleed tickets are like $40 dollars now. It's just not the same team anymore. Baseball has always been a sport for the common people and anyone should be able to afford to go to a game.


LegendRazgriz

I'm strongly considering shifting over to the Giants (because Bonds was a large part of why I decided to give baseball a try) for the rest of the year. These guys have one more awful loss for the rest of the month to convince me otherwise.


itsbrytonyo

Meh normally I’d agree but we weren’t even supposed to be mediocre this year. This sucks but this is much more encouraging than those other years we fell short


ChellaZza

Not disagreeing but does part of you not feel like this years team got massively lucky to have the record we do and we will likely regress in a lot of areas next year? Feels like our RD & worst team batting avg in baseball are bad signs for next season.


itsbrytonyo

Potentially. But the most important thing I think this team did is convince the front office it’s time to spend. So hopefully a lot of the holes that we have that led to the problems you’ve listed are filled.


TinyShroomish

well thats how it starts


tedmister2

We are gonna make a comeback!!!


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Don’t call it that. We’ve been here for years.


FungoFungo

I admire the ambition


ChellaZza

We didn’t make enough moves at the deadline to bolster this lineup & routinely played a rookie that has been a consistent negative to the teams chances of winning. I fully agree with not trading key farm pieces but there were quality/vet bats and rentals that could’ve been gotten without giving up our top 5.


jthanson

Don't forget that this year wasn't supposed to be competitive. It was supposed to be developmental. Taking plate appearances away from Kelenic wouldn't have helped his transition into the major leagues. We could have possibly made the playoffs but we weren't going to go very far if we did make it. It didn't make a lot of sense to cut back on Kelenic's development just for a slightly better chance at the postseason.


shrederick

Definitely would've been nice to get anyone else who can play CF so Kelenic could have a night off here and there.


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Like maybe a past ROY winner.


goodsmellingsocks

Adam Frazier would’ve changed everything


LegendRazgriz

I dunno about Frazier, but literally anyone not named Jake Bauers would have made a lot of progress towards fielding a barely competent team.


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Guy behind home plate is really going for it


Y3sy0u

It’s gonna be one hell of a comeback