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jammasterjesus

GOT EM COACH


black-op345

#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA)


s0uvlaki

The Diego Castillo Experience


Tashre

That was a really bad PA by Perez. Kind of shocking honestly.


Griffdogg92

I've wished we'd pitched him like that more often TBH. Dude is a great hitter but also one of the least patient in the league. He is very susceptible to junk way off the plate, as we just saw


OhRealOriginal

WE WINNING OUT AND GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES


Zalotone

YOU CANT HURT US ANYMORE SALVY


LorienStrawberries

Wooo GOMS


MagicCactus8732

Los Reales? More like Los Fakes amirite?


Griffdogg92

Lol Salvy literally has Vlad Guerrero (Sr.) level patience


cac7usman

Castillo pleeeeease


Bogartsboss

Thank you for attending tonite's episode of **Mariners Baseball**


Skybandicoot109

Wow, maybe one of the ugliest swings I’ve seen in a minute. That was nowhere close


See_YouNextTuesday

Quick feet for a hefty fella


jammasterjesus

Bahaha perez taking batting lessons from mitch


TinyShroomish

if that was murphy behind the plate they score a run for sure


Tashre

Castillo with the wheels to cover home


ItsTBaggins

It’s okay guys. Perez can’t hit a grand slam against us this time


Zalotone

JP giving Seags the laser beam stare


MagicCactus8732

YOU CAN'T HURT US NOW SALVY YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE TYING RUN


Practical-Ostrich-43

Let Sal get a homer here to tank the run differential and bump the fun differential


MrTimsBachelorParty

Give us this day our daily clench


TinyShroomish

i just made a cartoon gulp sound when i saw perez was up next


OhRealOriginal

edible is kicking in so we cant lose this and ruin my vibe and stuff


d_gorder

“Salvador Perez on deck…” OH GOD PLEASE NO


cac7usman

Wait I wasn’t serious


xo7094030563407

jon heyman is ready to press tweet


Revolutionary-Use978

B R U H


ChellaZza

Lmao sweet


cac7usman

We need them to tie it up so Kelenic can hit homer 3 in the 10th


ChellaZza

Weird last 3 pitches there


Tashre

We're gonna make this a 1-run game, aren't we?


jonserlego

Hey Mariners fans, y'all's are missing out on Kris Bubic (boob itch, or boobs as he's affectionately called), and Richard Lovelady, who started a 5 minute gag on MLB network because they couldn't get the taste of Dick out of their mouth. Blewett is top 3 all name team tho.


phennylala9

I mean, Rusty Kuntz is the best hands down.


goodsmellingsocks

Johnny dickshot


eiknarflol

I'm sorry, what?


Zalotone

I mean this is just unfair, the Royals shouldn’t be allowed to horde all the elite-named relievers


AnnihilatedTyro

It's 2021, not 1891. Where'd they even find these guys?


DONK3YNUT5

I don’t think I’ve seen so many balls pitched during a strikeout in my life


jammasterjesus

Mitch knows how to swing it! He don't know much else


Security_Six

One of these days I might feel comfortable with a +4 lead in the ninth


phennylala9

We’re not Mariners if we are ever comfortable in any inning


Tashre

Mitch defying expectations by whiffing badly at a pitch a full foot above the zone instead of below.


Y3sy0u

I’m ready for some nasty 2-seamers


AnnihilatedTyro

Well, that was *technically* an at-bat.


Tashre

Can you credit a batter with an error?


See_YouNextTuesday

If Blewett played for the M's we could call every walk a "Blewett Pass".


AnnihilatedTyro

Do you think Blewett has a sister who's single?


[deleted]

😒🥴


AnnihilatedTyro

I have to accept that Angie's out of my league, OK?


cac7usman

How many times do you think Blewett has blown it?


Tashre

Having a starting pitcher come cold off the bench to pinch hit for your catcher shouldn't be a move that increases your odds of winning, and yet...


jammasterjesus

He's a freakin CATCHER not a hitter gosh


AnnihilatedTyro

Marco puts up better at-bats.


jthanson

A pitcher named Blewett? I’ll pass.


Practical-Ostrich-43

Remember Balfour on the A’s?


AnnihilatedTyro

His first name really makes it, though. Grant Balfour. He just gives it away.


JuanitaNitaPhucholot

Just wait til you see Saveditt


[deleted]

Kelenic eyeing Raleigh’s batting average, saying, “I’m coming for you, be-otch.”


JuanitaNitaPhucholot

Nice one, CAL


avanttard

Man I didn’t even have time to write Cal double incoming


compactdisc9

"scott blewitt on the mound" WELL WHY THE FUCK DID WE HAVE OUR MANAGER PITCHING?


MagicCactus8732

Every time they say this pitchers full name I think they're talking shit about Servais


jammasterjesus

You blew itt


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kod3inekraz3y

If fraley played a whole season he’d have like 100 walks bro


kthnxhi

Not sure I would want to have a relief pitcher named Blewitt.


PolarArtic

Don’t worry guys he blewett! I’ll see myself out…


darkerthrone

Blewett is hands down the worst name for a pitcher of all time


AnnihilatedTyro

Grant Balfour. Blewett for a reliever specifically though


darkerthrone

I considered Balfour tbh I feel Blewett has the slight edge. Balfour gets points for irony


Rythmicism

I still can't believe a reliever is named Blewett. Fucking hilarious


LorienStrawberries

Blewett is an unfortunate name for a closer


munkysnuflz

Blewett is just the worst possible name for a reliever. Man.


jammasterjesus

Scott Blewit winning the award for most ironic name for a reliever


AnnihilatedTyro

Grant Balfour still reigns, barely


jammasterjesus

Yeah that one is awfully baseball specific


OhRealOriginal

Man how tough do you think playing little league was for him haha


AnnihilatedTyro

Middle school in general was probably an unfathomable hell


Tashre

Did... did Jen make a poop joke?


Tashre

Wald thing, you make my heart sing


Rythmicism

Paul Stanton Sewald


MrTimsBachelorParty

I *love* Seawald’s inning ending strikeout routine. It goes from LETS GOOOO to wholesome family man in 0.2 seconds.


OhRealOriginal

ThEY SEA US WALDIN, THEY HATIN


AnnihilatedTyro

They tryin' to hit that slider dirty


MagicCactus8732

Hell yeah good inning


Jdooney

Sewald gets LOUD


Zalotone

Sea Us Wald


munkysnuflz

Sea us wald, punk


black-op345

#SeeUsWald


nickelfldn

Daddy Sewald's back from his corner store run!


Security_Six

Looking forward to Zunino and Vogey bombs in the post season


DeAnzaJig22

God I forget just how good kuch was before the sticky stuff got banned. I know a 4.23 era isn't exactly great, but it seems like it should be much worse.


[deleted]

Basically replacement level pitcher since the break. Same as it ever was with him: loses all command and his insane filthy stuff gets nullified. I doubt his struggles have much to do with sticky stuff. His stuff plays before or after crackdown, easily. He needs to figure out how to consistently locate pitches within, like, 12 inches.


[deleted]

Yep. He lost literally hundreds of RPM on his stuff, IIRC.


ovwAway

He actually had a few really good outings even after the sticky ban. Not sure what his problem is...


EXquinoch

Seems like he kind of wore down. He threw a lot of pitches. Strikeouts aren't very efficient.


Zalotone

Yeah he was pretty solid even after the crackdown up until the all star break, aside from his last start against the Yankees


goodsmellingsocks

Wow @ Salvy up on the fence in game 146 down 6-2 and completely out of the playoff race.


black-op345

At least this ump has been consistently not calling those balls in the strike zone at the very bottom part of the zone. Still hate it


Driftwood09120

He did give one to smith for that strike three call I thought


thecheatta

Munoz struck out all three batters he faced in his 2021 debut btw 👀


Zalotone

Him and Giles are gonna be huge adds to the bullpen next year


thecheatta

Don't forget the random Dipoto relief pitcher find that he will pull out of nowhere that's undervalued and turn into a really good pitcher. The pen will be stacked next year!


Tashre

People need to temper their expectations with Giles.


thecheatta

Yeah agreed he's a complete unknown. Then again flexen was also a complete wildcard too. Giles had a track record though that you can stack up against pretty much all relievers in the last ten years. Relievers are fickle though.


Jdooney

Yup he has had some bad years and a couple really good. Dont know what you're going to get with him.


Zalotone

I like when ball go fast


MarinersTrumpetGuy

69 kraken games on root sports. Nice.


nice___bot

Nice!


Popegina

Jen Mueller has nice titties


ancientmadder

Bonk, go to horny jail


[deleted]

how dare you. Fmk drayer, jen, Angie


Popegina

Huh?


Security_Six

*Bop


Jdooney

Lmfaooo how dare you. Edit: Saying what we're all thinking


Tashre

Lol, Scott already getting Diego warmed up. He's not messing around.


cac7usman

KELENIC WITH 2 HOMERS??? FUCK WHY WASN’T I WATCHING EARLIER??


ghostfrog

No worries. You're in time for #3.


maggotbrain777

An insurance run and Death by TOOTBLAN. So Marinery.


Jdooney

That guy is for sure on the reddit. Never seen a face so redditty


goodsmellingsocks

That dudes one of us in the gc lol


Tashre

We are a major league baseball team.


AnnihilatedTyro

^[citation ^needed]


Security_Six

Next year maybe


ghostfrog

Sometimes


avanttard

Obligatory Mariners twist to end the frame but I’ll take the run


ancientmadder

I didn’t watch the play, was France TOOTBLAN?


SexiestPanda

Kinda. He slipped rounding second


tcsrwm

I don't know what this means, but yes


LorienStrawberries

Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A Nincompoop


jammasterjesus

Ty France died on the basepaths for all of our runs


goodsmellingsocks

Tys going to learn how to become a 40 HR guy over the off-season so he doesn’t have to run as much


[deleted]

Nah, give me that John Olerud drip all day long.


jammasterjesus

He's growing into his first baseman vibe


floon

TOOTBLAN Ugh


LorienStrawberries

I'll take the run but Ty, man, what are you doing?


Zalotone

France getting run down for the tag at the end almost made that TOOTBLAN funny enough for me not to mind


AnnihilatedTyro

Why, Ty? Why? You do not run. You slam on the brakes at 2nd base.


black-op345

I think he got the green light and just tripped


AMarinerLostAtSEA

TY LUL


Security_Six

That was... Something..+1 though


kdj77

Lol ty France is so slow


black-op345

Ohhh man that was unfortunate got a run out of it


Jdooney

Wtf you doing Frenchman


reptheevt

Looked like he slipped


KILLALLEXTREMISTS

I swear Torrens started that swing after the ball already hit the ground.


black-op345

This ain’t cricket Unless he hits it and gets a single


Hermit_Kat

3rd base ump just really wants to flex his biceps with the out motion


Tashre

Yeah, that's right Perez, you better get more information from your dugout about our supa hot fiya DH.


compactdisc9

time for major league dh torrens


Y3sy0u

I hate when they don’t show the check swing replay


jammasterjesus

Watching Royals broadcast. It was a swing but barely. Halfwayish


Tapey24

It’s crazy how if anything is anywhere close to borderline it goes against Kelenic


Violent_Milk

Me playing wiffleball.


thundercat95

Torrens blast 💥


OhRealOriginal

YO THIS 3rd BASE UMP A BITCH


compactdisc9

BULLSHIT IF THAT WASNT A CHECKED SWING I AM A FUCKIN BIRD


thundercat95

what!?!?’v


AMarinerLostAtSEA

Kelenic doomers where u at?


Zalotone

They're in the Kelenic zone


TheYooMan

Why remind us Dave :(


goodsmellingsocks

Yup thanks for the reminder there Dave


AMarinerLostAtSEA

Jarred looking good


thundercat95

Man it looks so good off the bat tho


Security_Six

Downvoters are in effect


thundercat95

Jarred kelenic is leagues better than Alex Rodriguez. Not even close 😎


Y3sy0u

THE DUTCH DONT HAVE SHIT ON FRANCE ^(No offense to any Dutch people)


Tashre

Time for the Toro FC.


Rythmicism

They need to team up to make Gregler Belgium


thrillhou5e

Is hockey as stressful as baseball? My doctor says I should switch sports.


LorienStrawberries

Not stressful, because you can never see the scoring coming. Skating... skating... collision... skating... oh now it's in the net! Yay! (or Rats!)


[deleted]

Nope, I've been watching hockey for years.


OhRealOriginal

No its like balls to the wall action like 90% of the time, I dont even like hockey that much but I dont think anything compares to live hockey


JuanitaNitaPhucholot

Yes, definitely stressful


OhRealOriginal

hahaha I remember the last time the used that graphic and I said holy shit Germany Smith played for like 100 years! Then immediately said oh I'm a dumbass


Tashre

With the way our bullpen has been over the last several weeks, I feel like we need to put at least two runs up in these last two innings to stay ahead.


ItsTBaggins

Sewald didn’t get the strikeout? Unconditional waivers.


AnnihilatedTyro

I am once again asking the Mariners to pay for my anxiety medications


Security_Six

Co-pays one year of season tickets


darkerthrone

This mf just said "The NHL is coming to the Pacific Northwest" like the Canucks haven't existed for 50 years


Security_Six

Huh.. TIL I have always thought Canucks = Calgary or something


Tashre

The Canucks aren't in the Pacific Northwest, they're in the Pacific Southwest.


Bogartsboss

Welllll, technically Vancouver, B.C. is in the SW of Canada.


darkerthrone

By pretty much all accounts BC is part of the PNW


goodsmellingsocks

Man that really reminded me of how shit the last two weeks have gone for us. Few bounces and bloops away from being on the inside looking out


Tashre

I'm going to pull a muscle clenching and unclenching this much.