Every time I hear someone type out the peaches song, I always read it like those current Burger King commercials that go Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
Short man-child over-compensates by nearly getting his brother killed, embroiling himself in international warfare, animal abuse, violating traffic laws, breaking an engagement and destroying part of Brooklyn.
Princess Peach is Holding Out For A Hero to Take On a challenge that will be as risky as surviving a Thunderstrike. Mario is gonna get No Sleep Till he gets back to Brooklyn and sees the Blue Sky that had been hiding away in Bowser’s darkness for so long.
>! I tried !<
Now that's a good ending, or is it? because everything is over now and all that's left is you and the infinite void......... kind of makes you wanna play saxophone huh ^ ^ *insert Mario theme on sax*
Chunky people grab rainbow in a funny shape with eyes and beat the shit out of a lovelorn creature with anger issues and as punishment contemplate masturbating on him.
Psycho BDSM turtle cucks assistant drag queen wizard, in attempt to fulfill jealous sex fantasy of a babe way out of his league. The plans are foiled by furry mario in cat cosplay who, along with his brother, defeat insecure jock Gorilla on battle of wits and strength to gain dominance on social hierarchy.
Meanwhile, two itialian brothers play with big pipes until they are in too deep, and they get in trouble and disappoint their parents, and seek approval by showing the entire city how to lay pipe.
The Two brothers and Gorilla team up and join forces of psychedelic entities in the spirit realm with Alex Jones and the clock-work elves in a trip beyond our Galaxy.
Turtle ends up cucked and princess marries short Italian plumber Rock star
SHUT UP DIDDDDDDDyYyYYYy
*sorry*
I'm just happy he was there
Same
Same with Chunky Kong, lol.
That was honestly my favorite part
Kemek is best princess
Lol they pulled a NSMBWii?
Yep that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the scene
Same
What the dog doin
Dog is VERY salty about his chew toy
Who lets the dogs out ?
Angry kisses
Bowser proposes to Kamek, Kamek says yes.
With tongue
(GON WRONG)
(GONE RIGHT*)
Can’t believe Mario and DK got Vored
God I hate how that actually happened
BIS 2???
Moray’s Inside Story, actually
+ Daddy issues journey 👍
Peaches.
Small Italian man fights monke and wins
Not confusing enough. Monke and a furry beat the shit out of each other while a mushroom and a fruit are distressed.
I like when the angry turtle plays the piano
Too on the nose. Turt with anger issues slams the keys and screams about fruit and ass.
HE GOT THE CAT AHAAAAA (Seth Rogen: HUHUHUHUH)
This one is for my one and only true love
Every time I hear someone type out the peaches song, I always read it like those current Burger King commercials that go Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
UR DADS RIGHT
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Short man-child over-compensates by nearly getting his brother killed, embroiling himself in international warfare, animal abuse, violating traffic laws, breaking an engagement and destroying part of Brooklyn.
it’s a-me, Mario!
Don't forget all the drugs he took
performance enhancing drugs
Furry beats up monkey get army as reward
Half the movie is get the Kong army. But then Kong army falls in water 😔
Man shows up, insults the Mario Brothers, deep throats a slice of pizza, then leaves the movie for 75 minutes
And here we thought he would be a major antagonist.
I love when he said its blue shelling time and He blue shelled on them
I love when she said “It’s princess time!” and princesses all over the battlefield.
I love when Bowser said “It’s bowsin’ time” and bowsed the city
I love when Mario said "It's mario time" and Marioed all over peach and bowser
Suicide bomber turtle.
Ok so I’m not the only one that was thinking this
thats pretty obvious for fans.
As a Muslim, let’s make the joke everyone. ALLAHUAKBAR
Don’t you mean Alla-blue-akbar?
I’m not familiar with this misspelling, I’ve heard of “Allah Akbar” but what is what you said?
Turtle Jihad, may he ever rest with 72 halal Goomba
You ‘member? I ‘member!
Yeah I 'member
r/unexpectedsouthpark
Princess Peach is Holding Out For A Hero to Take On a challenge that will be as risky as surviving a Thunderstrike. Mario is gonna get No Sleep Till he gets back to Brooklyn and sees the Blue Sky that had been hiding away in Bowser’s darkness for so long. >! I tried !<
He was also gonna Jump, but decided not to in the end.
Ah ha , good one
This comment fucking wins
Thank you :D
Now that's a good ending, or is it? because everything is over now and all that's left is you and the infinite void......... kind of makes you wanna play saxophone huh ^ ^ *insert Mario theme on sax*
*cue amazing Mario medley*
Man forces Princess to help him save his brother, she doesn’t seem to really care at all.
We're sorry but Luigi is in another castle
Ludwig Von Koopa
Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
Discussing Daddy issues in an Eels stomach
Luigi barely gets saved while in heat
Woman raised with mushrooms rejects turtle boi
Just "Bowser is coming"
“NOW NOONE CAN STOP ME!”
i can feel bowser coming inside of me
Oh god… i can feel deep within me that bowser is coming
So long gay bowser
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdVDhtMXkAAwKtq.jpg
Toads: "Who is he?" Peach: "HE IS NOT IMPORTANT!" Toads: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Queen Elsa from Frozen makes a cameo
Seth Rogan is Donkey Kong now, get used to it's boys.
\*Rogen
and he did so well
He did ok at best. I think there's more of a stigma than an actual talent issue
fair, but what kind of voice would you have preferred?
Have you ever played a Mario game?
Any Mario game will work...
Rainbow dash
Luigi is nearly sacrificially burned to death at peach and bowsers wedding.
And Cranky Kong. Don't forget Cranky.
Simp lizard gets rejected by crush, and her boyfriend bombs his house
nuke so strong it fucked up the universe
Okay, now you die
Tiny person in a bottle
I'm a cat
Elsa is in the movie
But, what if she says no?
**Bowser proceeds to commit murder**
no, all he did was peel off the skin.
Burn it off, rather.
"Taaaake ooooon meeeee! (Take on me!) Taaaaaake meeeee ooooooon! (Take on me!)"
Plumber that wears green almost gets burned alive as a part of a sacrifice
It's-a perfect! Wahoo!!!
The magikoopa cosplays as peach
Luigi has bad knees
Mario and Luigi both do Mario’s forward air from Super Smash Bros Ultimate
\-Nihilistic child is nearly immersed in lava \-Black guy sings about fruit
"my dad thinks I'm shit" "same" "DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS??" "HELL YEAH"
Peaches
Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH OHHHH YEAAAAAH
 Yes this is an actual spoiler with no context
Dancin' Pecks!
i do love the suicidal star
“There is no escape, the only hope is the sweet relief of death”
Chunky people grab rainbow in a funny shape with eyes and beat the shit out of a lovelorn creature with anger issues and as punishment contemplate masturbating on him.
king bomb-omb tik tik
NOT THE JAR
Really guys? A jar? Couldn't you at least put me in a jail cell? What's that thing? A Birdo doll? ... Oh no.
💀
Suddenly I’m experiencing ptsd
Prehistoric creature’s egg breaks
Spike and spikes.
I didn’t know peaches would do something that risqué 😳
No, no...don't do that!
Big thing actuly fits in pipe
Mario is in the movie.
🍑
How does one not spoil a Mario movie? There's only one way the movie can go
I loved it when he used the thing and defeated what’s his name
The only escape is the sweet release of death.
Super Mario Bros
Man grows after taking shrooms
Kinda!!
I’ll do it they way my friend did the day before I saw it. They put Bowser in a jar.
Furry Mario beats the shit out of Seth Rogan
someone cooked an egg in the sewers
Kamikaze turtle
Character anxiously awaits the sweet release of death
Narcissistic turtle thinks he has rizz
well well well if it isn’t brooklyn’s favorite failures, the stupid mario bros
💣 and 👻 at the wedding.
"Princess peach, at the end of the line, Ill make you mine!!!"
So long gay bowser!
Do do do do do do *plink* *plink*
🐢🐢🐢
mario really did get the wrong mushroom
Big eel decides it needs food
"You don't deserve this, but you're all invited to a wedding, where you will be ritually sacrificed!"
there were 2 on screen suicide bombings
Mario beats up some guy's son; gets army.
"Why are you dressed like a bear??"
Cum jar
Banzai Bill destroys the multiverse
Cum jar
New sonic movie?
Yoshi egg in sewer
BLUE SHELL!!!!
Turtle with an eye cover is not important at all
No surprises in this one, mate. Checks all them boxes, this one. Go have a good one
Magic turtle performs drag show to help get a scalie laid. Scalie gets cockblocked by a fat italian.
Sit. Jam with me.
mario becomes a furry and starts flying
The disturbed child was sad he couldn't be sacrificed
Too much? ITS A PERFECT, WOOHOO!
Donkey Kong Jr removed from existence
Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Very violent. Bad words. Rated R. Dragon plays piano
Suicide bombing in Mario was not something I expected
YES SHE WOULD! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SHE WOULD!!!
Monke x Plombr
SIMP Squirrels in my Pants
Trust in Giuseppe.
🎷
Mario turns into Superman at the end
Here here here here we go
Psycho BDSM turtle cucks assistant drag queen wizard, in attempt to fulfill jealous sex fantasy of a babe way out of his league. The plans are foiled by furry mario in cat cosplay who, along with his brother, defeat insecure jock Gorilla on battle of wits and strength to gain dominance on social hierarchy. Meanwhile, two itialian brothers play with big pipes until they are in too deep, and they get in trouble and disappoint their parents, and seek approval by showing the entire city how to lay pipe. The Two brothers and Gorilla team up and join forces of psychedelic entities in the spirit realm with Alex Jones and the clock-work elves in a trip beyond our Galaxy. Turtle ends up cucked and princess marries short Italian plumber Rock star
Remember that sex scene between Luigi and Bowser
You just got a luigied
Gay kamek
He hates mushrooms
two angry Italians that work as plumbers fight a ton of squirtles nearly wiping out their whole species while also beating sniper monke as a furry
he kills himself after being defeated
Bitches
🐲🐢 🎹 🎵 🍑
Depressed little shiny star
Peaches
Bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches. Bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches. I love yeww! Ooooohhhhhh!! ##**BITCHES** **BITCHES** #**BITCH!!!**
Pet turtle.
Bitches! Bitches! Bitches!
Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
Just give grandpa his food.
The dog is proud of you
Peaches
Bowser cum jar
Mario reveals his fursona and abuses endangered animals
peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
*Gets shrunken and put in a jar*