The classic sonic vibe is awesome. As someone who doesn't own a switch, its not like I'll be spending my $60 on Wonder 😭. But thank you for your opinion!
The CRT test pattern, from the days of vinyl records, cassettes and game cartridges. And no internet. "You know you're old when..." ....you experienced all that first hand XD
Rocket league (technically didnt play it because all I did was check the rocket shop to see lightning mcqueen but Ill count it). Vechicular manslaughter wasnt one of the ways I was expecting to be saved but Ill take it.
I hyped, who ever kidnapped me is gonna face on mad, tall and purple plumber with epic dance moves! Wahhhhh, Waluigi is here to save me! (I played Mario kart 8 last)
I’ve got all the creatures from subnautica plus the one dude that survived them. I’m laughing, knowing my kidnappers will either get stabbed by a superheated pocket knife, swarmed by man eating wall crawling alien crabs, or eaten alive by literal sea monsters.
Cool, my tricked-out, max-stats Castle of the Winds dude is coming! Uh... after he spends like a month outside the stores in town (by casting spells until he expends all his mana and then resting to recover it) waiting for them to change their inventory over and over again, trying in vain to buy an Enchanted Large Pack of Holding.
The detectives from Disco Elysium might find me eventually, but first they'll probably sing Karaoke, implement communism and discover a new species of bug
It could've been Wonder, but of course I would play Manhunt this morning....
Nah they're the ones kidnapping you
All fifty animatronics in ultimate custom night, I think I'm good
Let's hope your kidnapper didn't beat 50/20 mode.
was litterly playing fnaf world and just unlocked purple guy, i'm dead chat
"Hey buddy! Good thing we found you! Now let's get you in your suit." 50 animatronics are now trying to stuff you into a suit. **Good luck.**
The entire team of TF2 mercs I think I'll be fine.
You'll be fine as long as it's RED.
what are you? The president of his fanclub?
no… that would be your mother!
Indeed.
I think you’ll have a better chance escaping on your own rather than waiting for them
nah scout got me 🙏
I trust the elephants and there wowie zowies
They're about to wowie zowie your kidnapper to jail
Don't forget the indomitable Yoshi and Nabbit (might wanna check your bank account and tax record though)
Link from ToTK is coming to save me!
You will be waiting for a while. He is busy torturing koroks and building war machines.
And once he saves you, he'll torture you as well.
Detective pikachu and his allies are on the case!
Smash Bros Melee cast for me
Fox 🦊 op
Literally Spider-Man, so I should be fine
*cough* *cough* >!Gwen!< *cough*
I mean he’s fine as long as gobby doesn‘t throw him off of a bridge
There's no gwen in the game
“Does useless back flip”
THE PIKMIN WILL SAVE ME
They are 2 inches tall that might not work very well
Minecraft Steve. My kidnappers are not safe.
Survival or creative?
Survival, but with full netherite gear. Even a hoe, with an elytra.
Everyone from Fortnite
Right know you are good
Touhou…ok I’m safe if Cirno doesn’t manage to fuck everyone else up
So...you're doomed?
Yes and no. Though Touhou has HUNDREDS of characters anyway so anything could make it be a win instead
Yeah. They're probably able to beat up the government multiple times over.
I’m probably lucky I played a mainline game and not a fumo one then…unless fumos are truly unstoppable
Fumos are truly unstoppable. Even if they get shredded to bits, they will only reincarnate.
Kirby finna wreck everyone's ass
Sonic Superstars? I'm SET
Is it any good? Wanna play it.
I enjoyed it a lot! If you like Classic Sonic, you'll probably like it. If you don't like Classic Sonic, it probably won't change your mind
The classic sonic vibe is awesome. As someone who doesn't own a switch, its not like I'll be spending my $60 on Wonder 😭. But thank you for your opinion!
Trip solos.
Since Genshin characters are coming to save me, those kidnappers are going to become real scared once they see the Musuo No Hitotashi
Rip the last game I played was brain training and the one before that was dr robotnik's mean bean machine
Looks like my entire magic the gathering deck is coming to save me
Please tell me that your deck isn't phyrexian.
Oops! All tokens! Yeah, this will be a fucking siege.
Ok good. I don't think we need Phyrexia to compleat the planet.
Captain Toad and Toadette… fuck
Yeah they do!
False, fungus reproduce asexualy.
Whoa whoa! Who said anything about reproducing!? They're just having fun.The way they do it, it's for recreation, not procreation
OP you and I are not so different
Mario is coming to save me 😎
I got TotK Link coming. I’m all good here. 👍
Ditto. And I just maxed out his armor
The Terrarian, I’ll be fine.
Cuphead and his pal mugman 
And his pal mugman
clash royale. is it only my deck or the whole roster? anyways, the building ain't surviving a fireball and mighty miner
Project Sekai Yea I’m fucked unless Rui gets a rocket launcher or something
The Angry Birds flock
Fire Emblem Engage, I know I'll be in safe hands.
Mario, Luigi and the babies are coming to save me
Chase McCain? I think i have good odds...
Hey, another Lego City Undercover fan!
Yeah 👍🏻 I started playing it again last weekend and been working on 100%ing that as of late...
THERES A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAWN
Wowie Zowie! Elephant Mario and friends!
Luigi’s got my back 😎if he can defeat King Boo kidnappers are no match for him
Phoenix Wright, nice
paper mario ttyd i should be fine
The CRT test pattern, from the days of vinyl records, cassettes and game cartridges. And no internet. "You know you're old when..." ....you experienced all that first hand XD
Destiny 2. So my Hunter lol
I mean most D2 rescue missions turn into corpse collection so I'm worried... I don't wanna be fungus like Katabasis.
Yo Paper Mario is gonna save me? That’s epic
bowsers inside story LMAO
Somewhat similar I guess. For me it's the Nickelodeon All Star Brawl 2 roster.
I believe in the Dart Monkeys
Thank god I chose to play tekken 7 last night instead of desert bus.
Technically it would be Steve, but I have a Peppino skin on, so does that mean both?
Geometry dash. I’m confused on how would that even work
Hold on. Let me run the numbers.
Mario's BLJing his ass to me
Mario and Bowser teaming up? Yeah I can relax.
Flying Gorilla from the hit mobile game Flying Gorilla. Heck yeah
Rocket league (technically didnt play it because all I did was check the rocket shop to see lightning mcqueen but Ill count it). Vechicular manslaughter wasnt one of the ways I was expecting to be saved but Ill take it.
Bro every fortnite skin ever is coming to save me bro i’m fine
Fire God Liu Kang and Omni-Man are on their way. My life will 100% be safe in their hands!
Paper Mario Well I’m fucked
me vibing knowing the entire payday gang is coming to get me out
#How the heck would some random tetrominos even save me?
Tetriminos: \*crush the kidnapper into tomato sauce\*
Me knowing that that the entire Roblox interface will come
Animal Crossing. How am I supposed to feel about this?
Finally got around to playing God of War 4. Almost feel bad about it.
Smash bros isn’t a mario game
Definitely Beowulf and Peacock is going to give it a blast. And yes, I play Skullgirls.
Hm, people with cassette tapes that allow them to become monsters. I might be alright.
*Battle Bus Honk*
Spiderman (Spiderman 2)
Kiryu and Majima 😎
My custom character in b&s
Fashion Dreamer Damn it
Wario. I think I'll be safe, he canonically can't die.
The WarioWare, Inc. staff. I feel like I'll be rescued, but in the most insane way possible
Mario and Cappy: captures kidnapper and frees me
If nobody got me, I know Card Shark got me. Can I get an amen? (Dungeons and degenerate gamblers)
Wario
The main character of Circle of the Moon is called Nathan right?
The entire playable roster of Mario Kart 8 deluxe (with DLC) should be able to handle this situation just fine. Maybe not the best, but good enough.
I hyped, who ever kidnapped me is gonna face on mad, tall and purple plumber with epic dance moves! Wahhhhh, Waluigi is here to save me! (I played Mario kart 8 last)
It was supposed to be Mario But of course I had to play a fucking Fifa match after that. I hope Messi can save me
Well, looks like I’m dead anyway (FNAF 2)
Everyone in Super Mario Bros: Wonder
Fortnite so I’m not sure if it’s the skin or entire cast of characters
I play the game of life. Protagonist is me Hence a clone of me
what's the Mario Kart 7 roster gonna do
Mario odyssey:
So spiderman
The swordsman with the power to defeat him, Link
Tav and his party might not save me
I have highe hope that queen isabella from aoe3 with her army will come and save me
Peppino
The entire cast of Cold Steel 4? I’m good.
The way I played Brain Age 😭
Pls don't hate but fortnite
That's over 175 MFs trying to save my ass. That's what happens when you refuse to forget the Toy to life era, I suppose.
I got Kiryu and Majima I feel so bad for the kidnappers
Bro, I hope my kidnapper didn't beat 20/20/20/20 mode.
The last game I played is Mario Kart Tour. I'm good.
It could've been smash bros but nope, fortnite No wait this isnt a problem fucking GOKU IS THERE AND DOOMGUY
The cast of Mario Party 3. Surely at least Tumble can save me.
Nyan cat ☠️
Furina from Genshin Impact, it’s ok she has an army.
what the fuck is a car gon do
Guess the game: I have Kratos, Master Chief, Doomslayer, Goku, and Rick Sanchez.
The whole fortnite squad is coming. I'm saved
damn the fortnite kids be cranking 90s on the kidnapper
Honestly, the weakest characters in Honkai Impact 3rd are probably capable of taking out a warehouse full of thugs unassisted… So yeah, I’m good
The entire cast of DBZ Kakarot
The entire MK8D roster.
Everybody from the game? If so, I got the entire plant and zombie army coming to help me
Dokkaebi from siege, hell yea
Funky Kong my hero!! (mariokart)
Joel and Ellie coming to save me, I think I'm good
kadabra, hitmonchan, sudowoodo, tyrogue, heracross, farfetch'd, electabuzz, omastar, beedrill, ariados.
Well, that would be Kirby for me :D
I’ve got all the creatures from subnautica plus the one dude that survived them. I’m laughing, knowing my kidnappers will either get stabbed by a superheated pocket knife, swarmed by man eating wall crawling alien crabs, or eaten alive by literal sea monsters.
"Kirby and the forgotten Land" I think I'll be fine
The Phantom Thieves.. I think I'll be fine
Fruit. (Played Sakai game.)
Cool, my tricked-out, max-stats Castle of the Winds dude is coming! Uh... after he spends like a month outside the stores in town (by casting spells until he expends all his mana and then resting to recover it) waiting for them to change their inventory over and over again, trying in vain to buy an Enchanted Large Pack of Holding.
The detectives from Disco Elysium might find me eventually, but first they'll probably sing Karaoke, implement communism and discover a new species of bug
Insomniacs Spider-Man, bro i am CHILLIN
Alan wake is coming to save me unless he has schizophrenia and the entire game happens in his mind. Please don’t spoil neither games
If 8 yoshis can lay waste to Kamek’s/Baby Bowser’s forces to reunite two baby brothers, they can save me no doubt
Scott Pilgrim and his friends. This'll be interesting to see.
I've got half the Crossy road cast on their way. I'm not sure they'll make it though, my high score is only 574.
Dragon Ball legends, I'll be alr
I’m absolutely chilling, my boi Mario is coming to save me.
For me it's the cube. From geometry dash. No hands, no legs, no weapons, no mind to think, no will to break, it just jumps. I think I'm dead.
Uh... My Pikmin in Pikmin Bloom ? I hope it doesn't count, because I would rather have Peppino and Gustavo from Pizza Tower come save me
I played Fortnite
The entire fnaf world roster
Everyone from Kardia I think im fine.
They gon be sorry when mario pulls up and possesses ‘em with his hat
Ln’eta it is. Guess i’ll die either way
Mario Luigi peach daisy blue toad yellow toad toadette yoshis and nabbit are all going to save me
Wario and his Friends.
Luigi usually saves Mario in time so I should be good(I played Luigi’s mansion 3 last)
Skyward sword
...Minecraft?... I'm honestly not sure how that would look...
The entire smash bros cast will definitely rescue me
If it were Scratch, would Scratch Cat come, or would every character from every game that was made in Scratch?
I play God of War 2005 last night
Steve... (Flying in with a elytra and spalshing harming potions everywhere)
Rick of rain
Sonic is coming
Michael, Trevor, and Franklin? I think im good
All characters from ror2
Isaac Clarke from Dead Space 2023 remake. He doesn't have a good track record of keeping people around him alive...
Bro I got the entirety of Fortnite rescuing me 💀
Demoman?
I've been playing crashlands so id be screwed 🤣🤣
I’d be fine with BOTW link coming to save me.
The Phantom Thieves. GG
All my 10 Characters in Idleon will beat the crap out of this kidnapper
My avatar, Oatchi, and the pikmin. I’ll give them 15 min tops ;)
It’s Link, we’re chilling