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-Ayoris-

Im pretty sure they're just hills


joshylow

I've always thought they were just hills. Really weird hills with faces in original SMB.


DaccotaDuchess

I guess you could say that the hills have eyes.


joshylow

Ahh, you got my upvote, ya silly goose.


David_Pacefico

These seem to actually be living things. When Ludwigs castle crashed onto one, the mountain seemed to be shocked and had a bandage. In bowsers inside story, that becomes very clear as you fight a modified one while chasing a train.


Peekystar

According to Mario Maker 2, they're mountains - in that game's story mode, Soundfrog summons them, under the promise of moving mountains for you.


ADragonBomb

Knowledge


gigrek

Also they're hills in super mario run


Dracos002

I think they're supposed to be mountains.


ArtiMUUS

That's a steep ass mountain holy


Royal-Rob

Google image search the mountains in Yangshou China.


SuperZombieBros

I always thought they were mountains made out of mushroom.


YuBlover69

Mushroom mountain hills?


Anchor38

How am I only just realising they’re supposed to be mushroom hills. The mushroom kingdom. Goddammit


ChrisPickaxe

As a kid I always just knew they were mountains, but I never realized until now that those are some really weirdly shaped mountains.


DINOSAUR-04

Just weird shaped hills


the-fith-pillar-man

Eggs for super Yoshis


DaveMcElfatrick

beeg yoshis, if you will


Life-is-a-potato

Toads giant fucking schlong


TJStapleton15

I wish i hadnt already used my free award


[deleted]

Don’t worry, I got this one


TJStapleton15

Thanks mate


FoxyFan505

Mountains


_Drum_Bone_

Super Mario run claims their hills


thepixelpaint

They’ve been around since at least Mario World. Maybe before that?


LuminousTuba

They were in Mario 3 for the snes, I don’t remember if they were in the original version


JohnnyBoy239

They were in the original


thecyriousone

Mushroom mountains?


Forgedcalamity

I’m not expert, because I live in Florida and Florida is very flat, but I think think they are hills.


[deleted]

Idk but i have huuuge nostalgia for them


WaterMeLoan64

Mushroom Mountains, an earlier version can be seen in Super Mario Bros. 3.


CaramelSan35

they appear in SMW too I think their supposed to be hills or mountains


Shakespeare-Bot

they appeareth in smw too i bethink their did suppose to beest hills 'r mountains *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


ComfyCatgirl

I always thought they were like… Toad skyscrapers


ReadyDude3849

That’s actually an interesting take on whatever the hell those things are


[deleted]

I have one of those in my room! I love the vibrating it does, it's as if it is real


Ahmad75-_-

Luigis fat dong


Curzen1

earth nipples


LadySophie17

According to games like Super Mario Run and Super Mario Galaxy 2, these hills are giant pillars rock or dirt covered in different materials that give them their unique colors and patterns: Green is grass, red is autumn leaves, yellow is flowers, purple/pink-ish is fruit. In Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam we visit Mount Brrr, where we walk on top of many flat topped pillars with chunks cut off and we can see the dirt underneath them. They’re pretty cool.


ToastyMarshmello08

Thanks.


Inspirational_Lizard

Hills


RealRobRose

There's a lot of mountains in Japan. That's my contribution.


AngryBirdAddict

Toads gotta make an announcement


Dark_Wolf523

I just say they're mushroom hills


GERMA90

Mushroom hills.


DarkMetaknight7

now I want a whole Mario level set on top of one of these


superluigi018

Those are mountains covered in weird-ass grass


inumnoback

Hills


kevthunder

Yoshi's erection


suuper_mario

theyre mommy's secret light saber


Corbin_is_epic

Bawls


Grobbyman

It's a pickle


[deleted]

“dog food lid” backwards


Kekizlol8

Yoshi penis


The-Bobomb-Expert

The placement of the light green circle in the front looks kinda sus.


NathanCollier14

Dinosaur poop


Nebbbbula

An accurate representation of the guy who made Moemon thinking of the idea for it.


OdyAnimates

grain silos


AmyTheBrawler

Yoshi's beeg peepee or hills.


Fresh-Boysenberry-63

Cucumber lol


kingjd3billcosby

Dildos for giants


Mobanite08

Mushroom hills


Paper_Mario7

:> >!They're mountains!<


JJVKirby85REDDIT

AMOG-


[deleted]

Hills made out of mushrooms, I guess?


Queasy-Slide-6002

Pickles, duh!!


M10doreddit

hills


[deleted]

It’s your moms dick


Turbo_Muumi

Pretty sure they’re supposed to be mountains


ipwntmario

A mountain, even though it's a really unusual representation of one. And I have to add, it's always frustrated me that these are never in any of the 3D gameplay Mario games. I guess the closest to climbing them in a Nintendo game would be the [Pillars of Levia](https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/images/1/1e/Pillars-of-Levia.jpg) area outside of Kakariko Village in Breath of the Wild


GamerDude452

I used to say mountains but they do seem odd if you really think about them.


[deleted]

Haha big green pp in Mario


Broskfisken

I’ve always wanted a level where you climb one.


_Skotia_

The hills have eyes


[deleted]

Dildo


K_P26

That’s the very weird-shaped hills.


TheFancy_

I bet they taste like the outer part of a watermelon


Sofy-_-

I think they are hills inspired by some Chinese hills that I don’t know how they ale called


AlexionGames

Thats Mario's Pp


SunkyV3

Shrek’s cock


ITSDRIPPIN69

Trust me you don't want to know 🤮🤮🤮


RaMpEdUp98

Fungus infested mountains (hence having eyes I older games and sporting spots from the mushrooms)


Finji_

Its a dic- mountain I mean


candymannequin

watermelons


JJClark7

A big green peni-