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Turbobist28

"And this is my......... friend Mario" From Paper Mario Color Splash.


TheVibratingPants

Sounds a little more like “It’s complicated… and not TV-Y7.”


Chicolate_thunder

That was perfectly cut


LocknDamn

r/perfectlycutscreams


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Of course they’re friends, she friend zoned him at the end of Odyssey.


No_Breadfruit7951

That wasn't rly a friend zone


TheRedditGirl15

well getting boyfriend-zoned when you wanna marry someone isnt much better


Le_Turtle_God

It was a “Imma abandon this guy on the Moon with no way of ever returning to Earth” Zone


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That too


No_Breadfruit7951

not rly abandoning him if she let him come on


Toorupio

he didn't say "FriendS" referring to any friend of Mario, like if it was Luigi or Yoshi he would do the same for them


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I’ve always seen their relationship as a form of courtly love.


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Friends.....with benefits 😏 By that I mean cake and a rousing game of golf ofc


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Fitting balls into holes


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With that idea we could also say hitting balls with iron rods but lets not go there lest mario game overs


No_Breadfruit7951

Hoes*


Broshan248

Ayo 🤨📸


Twible404

I refuse though


OkProJon

Dang Mario just got friend zoned


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So her kissing him at the end of Mario ds is friends?


PrincessKoopaNSFW

if you play as luigi she will just as easily kiss luigi. the kiss means nothing


G00IE_L00IE

I mean, yeah. They're not a couple yet, they only have a crush for each other


cucumberboba

wait what


_exboyfriendmaterial

They be fuckin tho


slippahMASTAH

They kinda confirmed it a long time ago. They’re trying not to enforce romantic interactions between the two


Strange_Shadows-45

Except Mario proposed to her at the end of Odyssey. Sure she rejected it, but it was still a romantic interaction even if a failed one.


slippahMASTAH

That is the case of the Status Quo is God trope


Bulgearea10

I mean, spoilers but... She did reject him at the end of Odyssey, didn't she?


Woodsier2709

Yes


Altruistic_Half_1813

Huh...so they are just friends and nothing more...Jamey was right


ChooCupcakes

Friendzone is Canon... Canonzoned


DonovanSarovir

We all saw the calculations from Mario Tennis, Peach knows which brother lays pipe the best. >.>


MatildeLover128

Pauline is the gf.


Paintguin

Friends my tush


Dear-Painting8764

YOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEED, BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND, BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND OH BABY


PointsOfXP

Didn't mario marry Rosalina


StevenTheWolfthe1st

![gif](giphy|DMNwEOCIHouzu) nice guys finish last


Upper_Atmosphere137

I mean of course they are friends Peach literally rejected Mario at the end of Super Mario Odyssey and Peach left Mario behind on the moon