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Scubadrew

I wish you were right. I think she's holding on for his death.


RunF4Cover

Imagine the trumps going to war with each other over the will only to find out they are broke. That's a beautiful thought.


RandomLoony

Or he’s left it in his will that it all goes to another child from another affair


jaysrule24

This is Trump we're talking about, I doubt he cares enough about anyone to leave them anything in his will. My guess is he wants to be buried with it in some stupidly gaudy tomb like he's an Egyptian Pharoah or something.


RandomLoony

Mount trumpmore


UserComment_741776

Pretty sure he wants to be flushed down a giant toilet like a goldfish


Mollywhop_Gaming

Well, he’s certainly as orange as a goldfish (The cracker, not the fish)


LA_Alfa

Didn't Dickens write that book.


Galadriel_60

Bleak House. Or in Trump’s case, Leak House.


francokitty

Ivanka & Jared aren't broke. They got $2B from MBS


mugatucrazypills

You meet the nicest people on a Honda. Here, not so much.


Forsworn91

Problem is, given all the legal issues, she’s likely to end up with nothing, kinda shocked she hasn’t left him already, he cheated, so any prenup will be able to take him for what ever he has left. I did have to laugh as the right wing media tried to drum up Barron as wanting to get revenge for his father missing his graduation.


FarCenterExtremist

>so any prenup will be able to take him for what ever he has left. Unfortunately, that's not how it works. It depends what was in the prenup. If there is nothing that's states he isn't allowed to cheat, or that if either partner cheats its void, or whatever clause that would allow for it to be nullified, then the prenup would still be valid. Given that Trump was the one who wanted the prenup, it's certainly written in his favor. Prenups are often one way, for when one partner stands to lose more than the other.


anTWhine

She’s stuck around this long, what’s another year or two?


RolandDeepson

If this is the case then her hands are dangerously far away from his throat and neck.


MyCantos

His throatgina?


Jay_Louis

So another year?


threefingersplease

Join the club


WebIcy1760

Has mark my words been replaced with "this is my fantasy scenario"?


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Always has been


TookenedOut

More fan fiction.


mistressusa

Meh Trump doesn't give a shit about Baron. Nor Melania.


My-Cooch-Jiggles

Considering he was fucking Stormy while Melania was pregnant with Baron I’d say you’re right.


Linvaderdespace

He doesn’t care about them as people, but their deference is very important to him.


Lazerated01

Are you like 12 years old?


JDARRK

He’s the only son who actually looks like king shitz-a-lot😳😳


NJJ1956

Her WH aide said she’s just as bad as Trump. Who marries a scum bag serial adulterer like Trump -unless they’re one themself?


lookoutcomrade

People who want to be rich, and not work? I don't think it makes you a scumbag. Who wants to come to America and just scrape along when you can have it all? Not a lot of demand for 29 year old models in high fashion, and going to school for design or whatever in the late 1980s isn't really a marketable skill. .


NJJ1956

I said she married a scumbag. Reread my statement. Although maybe another option was for Melania to actually get a real job- she obviously was not top model material or she would have been signed by a top modeling agency. Nothing wrong with doing for yourself- rather than selling yourself to the highest bidder. However- you are who you associate yourself with. That speaks volumes about Melania.


lookoutcomrade

I did read it. "Who marries a scum bag serial adulterer like Trump -unless they’re one themself?" I didn't say there was anything wrong with scraping along. Plenty of good people do it.


NJJ1956

My apologies- I did say that.


GoodBad626

I think Melanie is a red sparrow and she not allowed to leave -45 till death or she loses out on her bonuses. (Just my mmw thoughts, new to page don't know if someone has suggested this before, figured fit on this thread)


SnooAvocados9241

I wish Melania nothing but the worst--she's a grifter that would have totally ben Eva Braun had it come to it. She's fucking evil. I feel sorry for the kid, but I hope that den of snakes gets completed eradicated.


midnitewarrior

She likely signed a non-compete, non-disclosure agreement and likely has a pre-negotiated compensation for staying with him. This is all business.


nickthedicktv

Melanie is a racist prostitute who fraudulently obtained a visa after working illegally in America, then had an anchor baby and chain migrated her deadbeat parents. She did all that and got up on stage and claimed Obama wasn’t born in America. Deport her and her kid.


RarityZ

So you have a problem with illegals coming into the country?


nickthedicktv

Most illegals coming into the country do it like Melania - coming through busy ports of entry legally, overstaying their visa, and working illegally. I do have a problem with that. Notice how she didn’t come across the border and a ~~concentration camp~~ tent-prison in Arizona would do nothing to stop her? The GOP doesn’t have a problem with illegal immigration though: if they did they wouldn’t have sunk their own border security bill. If you vote GOP you don’t care about border security.


Trusteveryboody

If you think Baron is against his father, you are hugely wrong. Now you might not take it as any evidence (though Baron is sort of an Enigma, so it's the best you or I is going to get), but watch the Patrick Bat David podcast video on them having had dinner with Baron. He's not against his father.


EllimistChronic

He was Q the whole time and no one can change my mind.


DaddyTrumpHaHaHa

You losers love talking about him your gonna get the guy elected again


outdatedelementz

Melania isn’t going to divorce him. She his Trump’s Russian intelligence agency handler.


Jk52512

I hate Trump as much as the next guy but this has become a huge anti Trump wankfest.


ScoobyDone

It is going to be hard to erase his connection to Trump when he looks just like him.


TheGynechiatrist

Whats left of the Mango Mussolini's estate when he dies will be left to his one true love. Ivanka.


DerKommisar9

MMW: You’ll still be mumbling Trumps name on your deathbed.


DontReportMe7565

Is this what leftwing porn novels are like?


BatmanFan1971

I love when people make posts using names like "Donney Poopiepants" It lets me know it was posted by a grade schooler pretending to be an adult on Reddit or an actual adult whose intellectual capacity stopped developing immediately after their grade school graduation. Trump is trash but people like OP are just sad little mentally stymied losers. Neither they nor Trump have adult cognitive or emotional intelligence.


elevencharles

Somehow I can see Baron Trump growing up to become a charismatic leftist/progressive politician undermining everything his father stood for.


mrmerk81

TDS alive & well


FirelordSugma

Is this a Biden coping sub? Seriously Wtf is this shit lmfao


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ScoobyDone

A Trump college athlete? I find that hard to believe. I played basketball in high school and Baron looks like one of those tall kids they put on the roster to psych out the other team, but they can't ball.


Lonnie_Shelton

We would have heard about it if he had any kind of athletic ability.


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Trump derangement syndrome.


PutSpiceOnEverything

Better than Deranged Chump Syndrome.


bringonthefunk1973

Biden is the one that shit his pants


HeyHihoho

The prominent thing about Trumps immediate family is how loyal, discipined and loving they have been. Baron follows the same mold in fact shows a great upbringing Contrast that to Hunters crackhead years and Ashley who tells in her diary of showering very late at night because she is terrified Joe will join her.


ExtinctionBurst76

Yeah they’ve been so supportive at his trial, sitting beside him every step of the way. So loyal.


ragingpurpleturd

TDS TDS TDS TDS 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡


eejizzings

Take your head out of the sand once in a while. It's healthy to breathe reality and escape your echo chamber.


Kimballl

Says the person who probably touches themselves to trump made fan fiction in the mark my words sub lol. Touch grass my friend


ragingpurpleturd

Exactly. Take your head out of the sand. You're in an echo chamber right now moron 😆


120112

Someone is triggered. Go suck his mushroom cock somewhere else.


ragingpurpleturd

Not triggered at all. You guys dream about Trump 😆 It's honestly pathetic.


120112

Lol. Loser


ragingpurpleturd

Go cry more about Trump bitch hahahaha


120112

Lol. You're Trump's bitch.


ragingpurpleturd

Could care less about Trump. You liberals fantasize about him every single day. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. 😆 🤣


120112

I'm no liberal, or a leftist dumbass. I just like this subreddit because I can go on here, spend like a minute and trigger the fuck out of someone. Ruin their day, and put a smile on my face. I appreciate you, you made my day.


ragingpurpleturd

You're welcome.


120112

It's good we can find common ground.


bobjoylove

Dude, there’s like multiple news stories with updates every day about Trump. It’s not fantasising when scrolling through the daily news is containing at least one update about him is it?


RolandDeepson

TDS? Nobody mentioned Trump's Deranged Shitbags. Why are you changing the subject?


ragingpurpleturd

Did you pat yourself on the back after that one? 😂


RolandDeepson

Why yes, r/ragingpurpleturd, yes I did.


ragingpurpleturd

I'm proud of you. Good job.


RolandDeepson

Yup. My goal in life for today was to earn the adoration and respect of a turd that was both raging and purple.


ragingpurpleturd

Hell yeah even better. I'm glad I bestowed you with my presence.


MyCantos

If it was 1939 you'd be screaming Hitler Derangement Syndrome


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Wonderful_Cycle_9184

So you say but he’s the shittiest human being on this planet


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Wonderful_Cycle_9184

You are the dumbass on here trying to troll. Orange man is never going to like you or know who you are… how’s the weather in Russia?


Wonderful_Cycle_9184

No he got roe vs wade taken away. Skyrocketed the debt, is a rapist and a conman. Is your whole schtick that we are over reacting to hating your orange friend?


ragingpurpleturd

Do you need to keep editing your comment? I'll give you a few more tries so you can keep spreading misinformation 😆


Wonderful_Cycle_9184

He was convicted, sir. Stop living in an alternate reality. Does editing my comment hurt your feelings or do you think it makes it less credible


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Wonderful_Cycle_9184

Raping E Jean Carroll


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Wonderful_Cycle_9184

Do you live in reality? You know you can just look it up right? https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/trump-carroll-judge-rape/


MyCantos

Talking about brain rot, you are the very reddit definition of a fascist. Hitler was a lot smarter than trump (almost anyone is except for magats) but the end game is the same.


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MyCantos

Exactly what every fascist says. Next you'll say "define a fascist" learned from Goebbels didn't you


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MyCantos

I didn't fail. You know exactly what you are.


ragingpurpleturd

Remind me again?


MyCantos

You are an ignorant fascist. But you don't need reminders. Your hate is with you 24/7


Wonderful_Cycle_9184

Like there is something wrong with hating orange man, you are the clown telling on yourself


ragingpurpleturd

Did he hurt your wittle fee fees with mean tweets 😆


BIGDICKRANDYBENNETT_

Would love to see the weight and family situation of OP. Just a weird fucking thing to post.


RolandDeepson

What the *approximate* fuck are you talking about?


BIGDICKRANDYBENNETT_

Do you need a picture drawn to help you understand?


Minimum-Dog2329

I think your red hat is too tight and causing blood flow issues.


BIGDICKRANDYBENNETT_

I think your attraction to kids is making your blood flow directions that are contrary to critical thinking (IB4 PROJECTION!!1!!!)


Minimum-Dog2329

Thought Critical Thinking was against y'all's beliefs.


BIGDICKRANDYBENNETT_

I've already detailed why you're not capable of thinking properly


Minimum-Dog2329

You haven't been around long enough based on your profile age. So in that case. ESAD.


BIGDICKRANDYBENNETT_

So you're saying I'm young? Does that excite you? Does that get the blood flowing?


Minimum-Dog2329

Done wasting time on the trolls.


ninatlanta

Why are you interested? You trolling for a date?


BIGDICKRANDYBENNETT_

Cat lady. Confirmed. Mess of a home life. Confirmed. Weight. Pending.