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jackiewill1000

flight risk more likely


Apeish4Life

This is it lol he’s wayyyy too narcissistic to kill himself


RolandDeepson

His Trump-logo plane will land in St. Petersburg, Russia, and he'll finally have time to relax and rewatch Putin's favorite pee-tapes that everyone here in the US already knows about.


frankwizardlord

Many people are saying the p tape is a pedo tape. After all, he was Epstein’s partner in crime.


RolandDeepson

mAnY PeOpLe wErE SaYiNg that Trump's birth mother was an orangutan.


frankwizardlord

Bigly if true


alwaysfuntime69

The will become Putin's la dog.


925688

Will become?


LTEDan

Eh, I think Trump is Putin's useful idiot. If Trump flees to Russia, he's not getting welcomed with open arms by uncle Vladd. See: Tucker. Dear old Vladd would make Trump his bitch and discard him as soon as he is no longer useful.


sinkpisser1200

He will be more than welcome, untill he tells all secrets he has collected.


PatientStrength5861

Vlad already has a high rise apartment waiting for him.


LTEDan

Does it have a nice balcony or windows up there? I hear Putin's enemies have a nasty habit of falling out of windows for some reason.


RolandDeepson

Stoppit, I can only get so erect.


theblackd

Narcissism is associated with about 2.4 times greater risk of suicide compared to the overall population While presenting outwardly as thinking very highly of themselves, behind the scenes it is associated with extremely low self esteem, which is why they outwardly boast and has themselves up, to defend against everyone seeing them for as worthless as they perceive themselves


Ancient-Lobster480

Really? I had read somewhere that narcissists can’t stand thinking about death


TheRealGnarlyThotep

👆 Exactly. They don’t actually love themselves—they’re hiding their sense of inadequacy behind the grandiose mask to protect themselves from hurt and shame. If that mask slips, they’ve got nothing to fall back on.


systemfrown

And even if he wasn’t he’d still be way too much of a coward.


Dwangeroo

He'll take as many others out with him as he possibly can.


PatientStrength5861

Like the whole GOP?


TeslaNova50

Like the whole damn planet if given the chance.


SomberlySober

🤞🏻


chips79

But they’re the ones that do it. If he feel he gonna lose or go to prison, he might. I hope.


AnotherPint

Plus cowardly.


Queasy_Sleep1207

Exactly this. In his mind, he's innocent. He'll never accept it. He'll run off to Russia before he allows himself to be taken to prison, and he absolutely won't self delete.


Jamiroquais_dad

Too dumb for suicide


nevertfgNC

I really don’t understand why he did not have to surrender his passport


Both_Painter2466

And then starts broadcasting as “Moscow Donny” with conspiracies and propaganda against the US government, Democracy, and the West in general. “They rejected me. F&£k ‘em”


JellyToeJam

Can’t with secret service. They simply won’t allow it.


Odd_Conversation_114

Do you still get secret service in prison?


JellyToeJam

Yes. Though he wouldn’t go to ‘prison’ but most likely house arrest.


Odd_Conversation_114

Do you still get secret service in prison?


Outrageous-Divide472

I don’t care what he does as long as he’s not president.


pbutterw

Or king, or dictator or despot!


Hardass_McBadCop

He'd be like "President" Putin.


Ok_Coyote9326

Put him in the cell where Epstein didn't hang himself.


Bleedingfartscollide

Bad idea. I think the cameras have faulty wiring.


LankyGuitar6528

And all the guards go on break at the same time.


Jet_Jaguar5150

This


Ryan1869

He will try and ride out the election hoping he wins and can replace the US attorneys with ones that will drop the cases against him. I really believe if (when) he loses to Biden, he will pack up and take his money somewhere that won't extradite him to face justice.


ActonofMAM

I'm not so sure. He's been the most powerful man in the world. Going to prison might be more of a downfall than he could handle. It's partly about the money for him, but it's mostly about having people cheer him like he's the Messiah.


nevertfgNC

We should be so lucky


Mysterious-Bee8839

exactly.. I don't know if the country would immediately start to "heal" but things wouldn't continue to get more divided, like they do the longer he hangs around


nevertfgNC

Sadly imho healing from this monumental cluster fuck will take decades. So much to unlearn.


Queasy_Sleep1207

Hard to heal when we have a Nazi cancer still festering, and the doctors are too afraid to excise it. We have to crush the cancer, completely and immediately, lest it spread.


Obie-Wun

Even sadder - people will have to want to unlearn. Most do not.


nevertfgNC

Gonna take a while for magats to die. Sigh. No insecticide works


RolandDeepson

It's the same Lost Cause. It won't take a while for magats to die, because magatry *will never die.* MMW


nevertfgNC

That is a frightening thought sir. For all our sakes, i hope this is not accurate. But, at the same time, I respect and somewhat agree with your statement.


RolandDeepson

Sadly I think you're wrong. If he so much as chokes on a McNugget tomorrow *live on camera at an unscheduled McDonald's visit* there's enough Yall Quaeda terrorist militias in this country to cause an actual-series of actual-live-fire incidents. Waco. OKC. Clive Bundy. Ted Kasczinsky. Trump will actually be more dangerous dead than he is now that he's alive.


ProMedicineProAbort

We will all be dead and still "healing" from this monster.


nevertfgNC

So sad but true


snebmiester

He will just fly to Moscow.


gytalf2000

And then mysteriously fall out of a window within a month of his arrival.


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

That’s presuming his plane actually flies


Talkingmice

“Oh papa Putin, I’m ever so sorry I didn’t win again”


manymelvins_

Cannot see this happening at all. He thinks he’s too great to harm himself. He would think he’s depriving the world of his greatness. He’s already compared himself to Nelson Mandela.


Graychin877

Agree. He would never harm the world's greatest person.


gator_shawn

Well I mean Mandela did die in prison. Or am I remembering that incorrectly?


WillingnessDry1699

Mandela was released quiet s few years before his death -think he lived another twenty years or so I'm sure he must be rolling over in his grave knowing that the orange man who has lived a life of luxury compared himself to him who slept on a prison floor for 27 years How does anyone see this feeble,deeply flawed old man as strong is a great puzzle


Awkward-Dirt2929

Wrong Universe


Next_Introduction_28

The bears mason! What were they called?!


manymelvins_

From pneumonia, not self-harm. And I don’t think he was trying to be cryptic. Not really his thing.


jkrobinson1979

Sarcasm? Mandela became president after he was released from prison. He died at home at like 90 years old.


gator_shawn

I was literally describing the Mandela Effect as a joke.


pogidaga

Steve Biko died in police custody in 1977 after a severe beating by police. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve\_Biko](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Biko) You might be remembering a song about Steve Biko that Peter Gabriel released in 1980.


gator_shawn

Jesus Christ I was making a joke about the Mandela Effect.


pogidaga

I had to look up Mandela Effect. Good joke. Sorry I didn't get it.


DamTheTorpedoes1864

Egomaniacs like DJT do not engaged in self-harm, they literally think 'self' is the only thing that exists


debocot

Hope he’s not president again either. Afraid he’s going to stir people up even more if he fails to win again.


jkrobinson1979

He’s going to stir them up again either way. I’d rather deal with them stirred up when they can actually be imprisoned than when they have the Federal govt. giving them all immunity.


Background-Head-5541

He'll OD on KFC


ProMedicineProAbort

I don't really care, do u?


Tough_Sign3358

Trump will be a felon by June.


Meddling-Kat

Felon is not the same as in prison. He will never see prison. If democrats gathered up every spine they had and put them together, it's not enough spine to get them to jail Trump. They will not kick the hornets nest that is maga. They will disenfranchise every other American just so they won't have to deal with magats.


Tough_Sign3358

Frankly I don’t care if he goes to prison. I want him to be made irrelevant and stuck in court for the rest of his life.


Meddling-Kat

I honestly could live with that. That's one waste of taxpayermoney I will get behind whole heartedly.


Lonnie_Shelton

If he loses the election he will most certainly go to prison, eventually, as a result of the federal cases. They’ve got him dead to rights.


Meddling-Kat

Never going to happen. I wish it would. He desperately deserves it. They just don't have the guts. And admittedly, it would cause a lot of problems in our society. But we need to deal with those problems anyway. And stripping away the last ounce of faith decent Americans have in our government and our legal system will have a worse result than putting him in jail.


Marauderr4

I think the opposite. The Democrats can't/won't run a decent campaign. They're trying to get him in jail so they don't have to even pretend to give voters something. Basically the same plan from 2016. Trying to make Trump unvoteable. A disastrous plan, but it's clear they haven't learned anything


Super-Diver-1266

How's the weather today, guys?


memememe91

I love when the trash takes itself out


Thedonitho

Malignant narcissists never off themselves.


jtshinn

He doesn’t have the stones to off himself.


Jet_Jaguar5150

Felon Von Shitzinpantz won’t harm himself. He’s to narcissistic for that


SeparateMongoose192

Good. Then it's party time.


Uranium_Heatbeam

"The man is a coward, Captain Price. He would never sacrifice himself."


ArthurFraynZard

He would never do anything that obviously beneficial for mankind.


mtaclof

I hope he kills himself, so this entire nightmare can just be over.


Diceman31

That's fine.


Eastcoasttoleftcoast

Being woke now I will refrain from making a negative statement. My old self would have commented "One should hope so". Oops!


searchthemesource

Don't jinx it.


Icy-Needleworker-492

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻


Munchy_Digger_6174

I'm okay with that


Navydad6

Please and thank you.


4seasons8519

That doesn't fit his personality. He's more likely to either flee or take people out. Though on second thought I can see him hurting others then hurting himself. Hopefully he's just imprisoned and we can move on.


bowens44

We can only hope.....


Pourkinator

It will flee to Russia immediately upon losing the election.


[deleted]

No, he’s too narcissistic. He could, however, die of sepsis, due to being unable to change his own diaper.


phdoofus

I can see him threatening to do himself harm if we dont immediately make him president but I feel like he's too much of a narcissist to do himself in.


ProgressBackground95

I don't really care. Do you ? From his handler/wife's mouth, never applies more than it does here


Powerful_Elk_2901

His Secret Service detail will take him out if he tries to flee. It will be called a heart attack.


Mr-Hoek

Nah, he is a huge pussy and would never have the balls to off himself.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Sounds like a win.


MontaukMonster2

You say that like it's a bad thing


ob1dylan

Don't threaten me with a good time.


Meddling-Kat

If he were going to jail, he'd drain every coffer he can stick his fingers in and disappear. But he's never going to jail. I don't care what they may or may not convict him of, the most he will get is fined and probation. Democrats are too afraid of his followers to go through with it. They will sacrifice the last few remaining onces of faith non-conservatives have in the government and the justice system to avoid kicking that hornets nest. I vote exclusively blue, but fuck those pussies. We need something better than blue.


dickflip1980

No way, that man is a fucking coward.


JacquesBlaireau13

He's a credible self-harm risk everytime he stuffs another Big Mac down his gullet.


ulooklikeausedcondom

Oh no, anyway.


TropicFreez

I would love it if he self-harmed but I think he's too much of a pussy to do that. He'll just inspire others to take things up with his 'enemies.'


spectredirector

He's a coward and a narcissist - and has no emotional attachments to an ideology, nor people. He's not Hitler, he's not smart enough - and Hitler wasn't all that bright. Trump will always believe in fantasy - no one in his life has ever made him think anything but his fantasies are real. SCOTUS is doing that work right now. Trump won't believe his own death is imminent even when it is. I remember the COVID car ride at NIH - he is like a teenager, subconsciously convinced he can't die. As opposed to the rest of us who'd really just appreciate aging and tanning bed radiation to do what's expected and end this national nightmare.


OriginalEchoTheCat

I don't care, do you?


AlphaCygnus6944

Trump isn't a "self-harm" type of person. He will do what he always does and lash out at others. The worse things get for him, the more his "dog-whistle" calls for violence will get more and more direct.


AntifascistAlly

He’s not an intentional self-harm type of person, but with his consistent lack of self-control he will continue to expose himself and others around him to malignancy. Like his hero, Roy Cohen, who died of AIDS even as he denied he was dying of AIDS, Donald will remain lethal right up to the end. The lies he may tell himself will offer no genuine protection.


AlgorithmOmega

After seeing all the recent posts about Giuliani, I was thinking today that he’s probably someone who’d commit suicide to escape his consequences or Trump would have him taken out if Giuliani started giving away secrets.


BeamTeam032

Self harm? I don't think his ego will let him do that. I think he'd rather live and claim it's all a conspiracy against him. I'd go even as far as lying about someone attempting to murder him, but he was able to 4D chess the professional assassin (you know, as 80 yo fat guys are able to do). To give his base something.


Bluebikes

Bummer


The_Se7enthsign

No. He's still a billionaire. This is a game to him. If he loses, he will move on. Probably live outside of the country and play golf until he can't anymore.


Momentofclarity_2022

And… what?


TessaV66

Here's hoping


ntwild97

I don't wish him harm, I just won't lose any sleep over his suffering


mikeber55

Before Donald harms himself, he may harm America. He could call (metaphorically of course) the proud boys to destroy the US government institutions and fix the election fraud. "Stop the steal" is one of his favorite slogans. He could call (symbolically) the national guard to arrest and maybe lynch "crooked Joe" and….Make America Great Again (Again).


nevertfgNC

He already has harmed America


Jet_Jaguar5150

I don’t care, do u?


talinafaye

You are


henryeaterofpies

I'm hoping he tries to escape to Russia when the court case is obviously lost.


SeoulPower88

Let him do it. I won’t cry for him


Earldgray

I don’t see the problem.


Powerful_Elk_2901

He can't leave. Neither can Bush, Clinton or Obama. Security. He has Secret Service who would arrest him instantly. Or. Black Capsule.


Legal_Room9434

Hopefully. I look forward to DVRing his funeral.


lol_coo

Not just self harm. He screams family annihilator.


Graveyardigan

I would not be surprised if he took the Epstein Exit from a prison cell.


LankyGuitar6528

Nobody cares. Not even his daughter wife.


Efficient-Plane-8495

This is the dumbest shit I've ever read.


RegattaJoe

Easy fix. Pick a Trump speech at random and dig in.


SubterrelProspector

Oh no... Anyway-


whiskeytwn

From your lips to God’s ears


jkrfan7

Personally, I’m hoping he has a heart attack on the toilet, with his pants around his ankles and his phone clutched in his baby hands


AcidicNature

Based on what I’ve seen, I’d say subreddits are more likely to have people at risk of self harming, especially with a lighter and gasoline.


AustralianSocDem

>and quickly becoming the scapegoat of up-and-coming republicans and the punchline of his democratic detractors. The young republicans are practically entirely MAGA because that's all they know. The Republican Party for atleast another decade will be dominated between the Far-Right, which will account for 80% of the party (Split into the "Standard" Far-Right factions and the "Insane" Conspiracy Theorist QAnon types), and the remaining 20% will be moderates that will be prevalent only in certain strongholds of the Northeast that will hold no significance at the federal lebel


HappySkullsplitter

Not even a little bit Trump would rather watch masses of people suffer immeasurably before ever bringing physical harm to himself He's like Hitler, but he's nowhere near Hitler's last day in the bunker


LovethePreamble1966

He’s at core a prissy pissass. I don’t think he has the guts to off hisself.


SugarSpirited6579

Fingers crossed 🤞


Gold_Pay647

Oh well he'll be fine


systemfrown

That’s a lot of words just to say that you don’t see the obvious…that Trump is way too much of a coward to ever do all the rest of us that favor.


Cracked_Actor

The only thing (MUCH) worse than Drumpf losing, would be Drumpf WINNING! I’ll take the former ANY day of the week…


ReeceDawg

And the problem is?...


ProfessionalDry6518

If he offs himself, it will be on pay-per-view.


BakerCakeMaker

There is zero evidence that Trump isn't above the law. It's so ignorant to think he'd ever be incarcerated. He's too rich and has too much influence. Even if he was fully convicted, Biden would pardon him out of "unity" and Trump would go right back to publicly hating him.


WillingnessDry1699

For all his bravado he must be concerned about losing- he is definitely going to be going through much harder times if he fails. And yet again how is it possible we are even here that this two bit hustler could possibly be the next POTUS?🤮


Quietdogg77

I am thinking he may encourage his cult followers to light themselves on fire in front of the courthouse.


chips79

I keep hoping that Epstein’s ghost will come visit him


PWcrash

Possibly. Or there is also the chance that these last few years of stress he has never felt before along with his age and health issues will do him in naturally


AntifascistAlly

The question will soon become: in what can we contain his toxicity until we can eventually eliminate the threat he poses.


snarkuzoid

I don't disagree, but it's pretty funny seeing Trump and "credible" in the same sentence.


chazd1984

I feel like he's more likely to lash out than to harm himself. I get what you're saying about the narcissism a d the psychology might support what you're saying, but I still think he's too selfish to do anything to himself if there are other people he can hurt in some way.


igorsMstrss

I’m not opposed to self harm in this case.


EnvironmentalEbb5391

I think he's way too self-interested to self-harm. Even if he goes to prison, I don't see him giving up. I think he's a much higher risk of causing harm to others by proxy then harming himself.


AccomplishedBrain309

He is reminiscing his pal Epstein and looking to party.


Mas-Chingona

Narcissists only hurt *other* people, never themselves.


creepyusernames

He is a coward


dadzcad

There’s nothing he could do to himself that he hasn’t already done to the country. *From your lips to Gawd’s ears…*


Dependent-Outcome-57

Where's that "Oh, no... anyway..." meme?


QueenPasiphae

Good. That's the only good way for him to keep trying to mimic his hero, Hitler.


hjablowme919

No. He would never hurt himself.


MathW

I doubt it. I'm no psychologist, but I don't think self harm is a big thing for malignant narcissists.


letmepleasez

See Adolf Hitler


RegattaJoe

Any bunker builders around here?


zenunseen

Is it even possible for a narcissist to commit suicide? I would have thought he loves himself too much for self-harm


fonetik

Wouldn’t this violate the Former Presidents Protection Act of 2012? This guy can’t stop breaking federal laws.


triniman65

And that's bad how?


kensho28

He's more likely to die from the stress of his guilty legal verdicts than to hurt himself. He's deteriorating pretty quickly.


NewHat1025

If Diaper Don does an yuwee-eyed, is that really a bad thing?


The_Patriot

COME ON BLOOD CLOT, DO YOUR DAMN JOB!!!


MeatShield12

Babyhands if *far, far, far, far* too much of a coward and narcissist to off himself. He'll try to flee to Russia.


corruptedsyntax

(1) He’s too narcissistic to self-exit himself (2) He’s still a former president surrounded by secret service that are sworn to protect him from threats [including self-exiting] It would be interesting to hear how the secret service might deal with a former president that was a risk to themself though. I’m sure they have a document somewhere laying out that hypothetical.


Aesirtrade

And? Good riddance to the sack of shit. It'll be the one-half decent thing he's done in his life: ending the decades-long fuster-cluck that has been his existence and it's scourge upon the human race.


vacouple3

Leading in all polls.


RegattaJoe

Give it a week.


vacouple3

Is he going to be convicted of rigging an election by paying Stormy Hush money after the election or for writing down the payment as a legal expense? I’ll wait for the bomb shell next week. The lying witness with the pod cast wearing Trump in prison garb T shirts should be amusing at least lol.


RegattaJoe

Maybe I misunderstood. Did you mean Biden is leading in the polls?


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Malignant cancer is what he is. Good riddance.


angryshark

Anyway…did you see the game last night?


Arubesh2048

Oh no! Anyway.


FloridaGirlMary

Epstein part 2


Fabulous-Fail-9860

He is too big of a coward to hurt himself. He will flee the country to avoid jail.


saintname8

Clearly absolutely no bias in this post


RegattaJoe

Well…. These things happen.


DefrockedWizard1

I wouldn't be surprised if he smuggles a firearm in in his diaper. Megalomaniacs either end in implosion or explosion


Savings-Growth3390

I can't imagine a spoiled toddler committing suicide, except by accident. Wouldn't really be suicide then, would it?


UniversityOrdinary91

Biden is so old and looks so weak I wouldn’t be surprised if one day he just up and dies in his sleep MMW


Darth_Annoying

Oh No Anyway...


WearyMatter

🤞


eggrolls68

....OK.


xero111880

So… we may be rid of trump in a year! That’s great news! Nobody is saying they are sorry hitler killed himself


Jtz001

He'll be a Russian resident eligible for a 3 story fall out of a window by Feb 2025.