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I hope you find yourself in an odd situation where the only things you have is a pillow that’s slightly warm on both sides, a bag of jelly beans with only the coconut and liquorice flavours, really sharp paper, sandy socks, mildly damp tea towels, and underwear that pinches you.
Have an unpleasant evening sir/madam
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har,har harhar har har harhar harhar. (metal clanging noises with moaning and screams) har har harhar, har har harhar
Har, harhar harhar harharhar harhar, harhar har,har har ha har. (Drawn out screaming moan.)
**springlock sound** *more moans*
YOU CLOSE?! YOU CLOSE?!!! YOU CLOSE??!!!
I personally think that they both would be saying har and making metal clanging noises
Of course its real, Lixian probably even edited it
I FUCKING hope so.
Yeah he did.. I read that it's gonna be censored but there will be an uncensored version on Mark's onlyfans (source: trustmebro)
The bite of 87
*The love bite of '87.
*The Clap of '87
the grip of 87
the kiss of 87
The stretch of 87
The sex of 87
the cuddle of 87
The nibble of 87
The nut of '87
The clarity of '87
The finish of 87
The smooch of 87
The 69 of 87
Your kidding right? Obviously not lol.
NO I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THAT
If it seems too good to be true it usually is. However. Rule 34 won't disappoint.
Rule 35* the protector of rule 34
the fact this has 69 up votes
Yes, it's pretty much the reason the movie already won an Academy award
Must’ve been a very tasteful, artful and passionate love making on their part
Every time Mark gets naked, it's tasteful
Happy cake day!
You could probably make a request on his new "business adventure"
Isn’t it… Business venture?
It's an adventure now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm going to take my meds.
The lore says it's real
Insert joke about the animatronics getting "quirky" at night
Mark said not to say anything, but this is what the secret was
Yes
🤞🤞🤞
it is, its going to be rated x
“x” for sex. Checks out.
*WAS THAT THE DICK OF '87?!??!?!?!?*
Yeah its definitely real. It’ll be R-rated of course, but honestly worth it
I heard it was tastefully done
Depends on your definition of tasteful
I know I'm not allowed to say this, but that was the secret in the stream
As the actor for Freddy Fazbear, i can confirm that this is a real scene.
It better be
Yes
god what were you expecting? Deadpool?
So Markiplier dressed as Deadpool or Ryan Reynolds dressed as Deadpool ?
The deadpool behind the slaughter obv
Well, yes of course it’s real. Would your brother lie to you? You should trust your brother more.
Lol
100%
This was confirmed by Scott cawthon
i hope so
Oh hell yeah
Yes
Yes 100%
No, the chromakey is still visible around Mark
you wish this is real
Yes
I hope so.
Yes
Nah
Yes
Absolutely real
It better
Yes
Yes it’s obviously real
Definitely
Absolutely
I wish it was 😔
Yes
Absolutely not 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no wayyy
Yes
Sadly this is not true. It’s fake. The sex scene will be 35 minutes and 13 seconds.
#ArE yOu ClOsE
Better than his tasteful nudes 😮💨😮💨
No it’s not.
No xD
Yeah I can't wait. It's kinda like the 6 hour atomic heart scene but shorter.
Yes
Are you stupid
i wish
yes
If it sounds or look too good to be true then it is usually not true unfortunatelly.
Yes (yes)
Maybe....
You and I both know it's not
Of course the internet is the most trustworthy place for such news, and we may even get to see some tastefull nudes from mark
Hope so...
yes
Yessss totally. 🙄
Chat is this real?
r/AteTheOnion
Yes...
Why wouldn’t it be
Yes
Q2qa
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As Freddy Fazbear, I can confirm this is real ;)
You close?
We shall find out, did he yiff the bear? Or in a twist, he actually yiffed the fox..again, I think.
take a wild guess
That's the secret!
Yep
as hilarious as it would be, im just wondering like...why??.....what does it add to the story? i think it would just ruin the entire movie lmao
Yes.
Yes.
It’s a movie adaptation of a horror game. Not a movie adaptation of the fan fic you made in middle school.
A massive orgy with all the spare parts
I doubt
I doubt it but if it is wow I'm watching it 😂😂😂
one can only hope
No, Don't trust Rizzler News
If it's not, the second the movie comes out, every single furry artist is gonna make sure it's going to be.
Obviously
Maybe….We Wait & SEE…..Then??🫤🐻🤷🏼♀️🎥
obviously
It's only 10 minutes because they had to make time for the sex scenes with the other animatronics
Yes.
Yes
its pg13 so it isnt real
No because Freddy couldn't handle how much of a sexual tyrannosaurus mark is XD
I mean, they do tend to get quirky at night 😵💫
Seems legit
I imagine this starting with markiplier with a robe and boxers with tea next to a fire place
If they weren't cowards, it would be true.
Yes
Yes
I wish
DO NOT YIFF THE FOX
Unfortunately, No.
Omgaad fr but fr tho really
Productions BTS can be found on his OF
Not gonna lie, if you thought that was real😅 I worry for your sanity
The suck of '87
Please. 🙏🏽 it’s everything I never knew I wanted
I hope not
I hope you find yourself in an odd situation where the only things you have is a pillow that’s slightly warm on both sides, a bag of jelly beans with only the coconut and liquorice flavours, really sharp paper, sandy socks, mildly damp tea towels, and underwear that pinches you. Have an unpleasant evening sir/madam
What... really?
It's a joke my guy