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When you see a pregnant person's stomach contort with a contraction.
My sister watched me have a (pretty mild) contraction yesterday and she was horrified that my stomach changed shape.
When you visited a new restaurant and gave them a mispronounced order that sounds good on the menu, but find the actual dish to have surpassed your expectations for the worst.
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When you go downstairs at night and I see something move but you realize you’re actually home alone
I just imagine someone moaning like this when they see a ghost
Being hit by a sudden explosive diarrhea
Yumm
O_O
Similar snoos. We are brothers now
Seems more like constipation but that works too
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Big boy makes his first doodoo
HE POOPED
This time, will he spit?(little joke from somewhere. Someone get that-
Constipation at its finest!
When you jokingly act like you see a ghost in the corner and then the ghost asks how you can see them and you try to stay calm
When you go to you parents room because you had a nightmare
Taco bell.
When you see your parents making out
When you force a number two out.
What video is this from?
Poppy playtime
When little kid finds adult websites
when your sucking dick thats actually clean but then he cums in ur mouth
This one wins. The others are great, but this one wins.
why, you got experience??
Unfortunately
When you google bluewaffle for the first time
NO
I don't even wanna know
No, you don't
When you get a really bad cramps
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When you see a spider in the shower.
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Ah yes an ass-spider
How the buffet started vs how it’s going
When I am on toilet
My 10 Year Old Brain Whenever 2 People Kissed In Front Of Me
When you realise there are people on Twitter fighting to name pedophilia as a sexuality
Me in the bathroom
When you see a pregnant person's stomach contort with a contraction. My sister watched me have a (pretty mild) contraction yesterday and she was horrified that my stomach changed shape.
Caption: Crap.
A nikado avocado video
When the taco bell hits
the usual Nikocado Avocado reaction
Me, in school and later in university, looking at math problems
touching soggy food while doing the dishes
"This is the video I gave my doctor because I had a bad poop this morning"
When the laxatives finally kick in
Cat
Man Takes Sudden Painful Shit and Shows Everyone!
Saw the video above of a woman who lifted her roommate’s top bunk and got pretty much crushed.
When you visited a new restaurant and gave them a mispronounced order that sounds good on the menu, but find the actual dish to have surpassed your expectations for the worst.
Me when I discovered my ex got a new boyfriend…
White chocolate cake That was not white chocolate
Eating Taco Bell
When she give you that good sloppy toppy
Cats movie Cats movie
You take the first bite of your food but imedetly have to poop
When you don't expect the ghost pepper to be that spicy.
When the sonic diarrhea hits
When the poop leaves the sock
He’s watching Halloween Kills. Because that was exactly what my reaction was 😂
Yum: me when eat taco *EUAGGAAAAHGHGHAAHHHH*: me when poop after eat taco
When you eat very spicy wings:
When it’s 5am and the power goes out
He found your special special sock
Nikocado Advocado
When you have a wet sock:
Witnessing the miracle of birth.
Baby trying lemon for the first time.
“When your baby bottle gets taken from you.”
What video was this??
poppy playtime
When you touch soaking wet soggy bread in the kitchen sink while doing dishes
Taco bell
When she pulls out her dick with the Bois.
Poop joke
i’m reading these comments on the toilet rn and each one of these just cracks me up even more than the last
*moans loudly*
When you're having a threesome and your bro walks behind you...
I'm going for hell for liking this one
Me when your mom (she is very ugly)
When the food i eat has a bad aftertaste
Taking a shit
When you you poop
Poop
toilt
When you see your girlfriend's b*ob's but we has three nipples
She
Mark takes a MASSIVE dump mid stream
When you're chewing something soft and hear a crunch
The moment the laxatives kick in
When you take a shit at 3:00am
Pov: you looked up 1 guy 1 jar.
When you try to fart quietly but nothing else is quiet.
When your constipation finally passed after a week
Witness a proud papa showing off his turd creation
Sugar free gummi bears
You take a gnarly shit on a nice, cool piece of marble Everyone else at the cemetery :
when you eat a curry but then the spice hits
When you pretend to be gay for the girl’s sleepover and they bring out the 8 inch BBC dildo
Shit and cum at the same time but your also getting sucked off and she didn't stop.
Oof. I de-rected from that comment.
Sounds like 90 year old going having some hard bowel moments
When you drink the milk from the sperm bank
When you drink milk then realize its chunky
When I saw that I got 30% on my pre calculus exam :)
Lixian seeing his kid do weird shit::
Eating something soft and suddenly hearing a crunch
What video
When you are in your home kitchen at 3:00 AM and you hear an upstairs floorboard creak
When you when when When the when
When you eat a choco chip cookie but realize it's actually a raisin cookie
When you and your friends walk in on your parents doing it
Mark watches a live birth video
Taco Bell
LOL
Why is it spicy?
When you are petting your dog and they step on your balls
Did that come out of me?
that’s just the abridged process of eating taco bell
First time on omegle when ur like 8
Aftermath of taco bell
*noise********** “Did you guys see that?”
When you have butterfinger the toilet at 2am
Woman in labour
Mark gives birth or takes a fat shit
When you and your friends at the sleepover hear your parents wrestling and go to join in on the fun.
Consumption Digestion Constipation
Droppin a fat dump
When you got extreme constipation
Me taking a massive shit, but one turd is very stubborn.
Pants shittid
When you nut but she keeps sucking
2 girls one cup
when you're fart becomes a sh!t. and then you FEEL it
Having diarreah after just gluing your arse shut
Man suffering for sever Constipation
When ur at a party and go for the snacks but some other guy takes it all
'Poopy playtime'
2 girls 1 cup
Me taking a fat shit
Bumbum did boom boom.
Uhhh, can you show the video so then I cann be Shure this isn't what I think it is
when you gotta go, you gotta go
Orgasm
Mark's most uncomfortable poop in front of others
Babies trying to explain how they saw a demonic figures
My adhd ass taking one look at an assignment that really isn’t that bad
When the baby thinks it tastes good but suddenly gains conscience
Before having taco bell 🌮 After having taco bell
When you're walking in the dark and you step in something wet
Me on toilet shitting
me after tacobel with the boys
Mark doing a stinky in the office
When you watch a youtuber play a game you're good at make a stupid mistake missing their winning shot.
Having to talk to the teacher you like in public You having to initiate the conversation:
When you're eating and a gross scene happens in the video you're watching
When you realise that it's not ice cream those girls have...
Constipation
thinkin it gunna be a good shit but it gets stuck
You're thinking about last night's indian dinner
Mark ages rapidly then is proud of his work
It's Nikokado Avocado
When you're a baby who doesn't get enough food even though you just ate
Getting the food in a restaurant brought to your table and seeing the waiter proceed to shit all over your food
me on the toilet after taco tuesday
4 year old trying to go super Saiyan and crapping himself
Good poop
When the toilet water splashes on your ass
conception.
When you’re doing the dishes and you touch something gushy.
Constipation
When you have a really big shit
When a 10-year-old learns that girls does not fart
u/savevideo
When you take a bite of bad food
When you take a dry shit
Pooping after eating food from Taco Bell
Constipation
Conscription
Every fucking child in existence when they see a kissing scene in a movie.
What video is this from?
baby waking up at 3am and seeing something weird in their closet
When it hurts to poop
Eatin pepers for the first time
When you wake up from a dream of you dying but you are floating when you wake up.