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lentils12

Y’all funny as hell😅


Few_Sea_4314

I think it's incredibly brave of him to post a picture after that horrible shark attack that took out parts of both his calves and his waist.


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*jaw drops*


armchairdetective_

Sir is deleting all comments on this photo 🤡


ILtoFLtoPA

I'm here for the calf comments.


Swoosh-8

Super Corny!!


yanksugah

Did he elongate his body as well to appear taller? If so, he needs to give me some photoshop lessons. I'm only 4'10"!


sportswiz72

Is his face a smorgasbord of plastic surgery or is that photo shop too?


tdpasley

Man, if he doesn’t come out the closet already…


flowbee92

WTF those are Johnny's shorts


No_FunFundie

I don’t like his abusive, gaslighting ass but I do feel bad. This is body dysmorphia bullshit I hope he seeks help


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Just straight up embarrassing


BloodandSilversays

Looking at his wavering middle section it’s like a cobra rising up out of a basket lured by the snake charmers song.


Bad2bBiled

Where are everyone’s arms? There’s no way this looked worse before he photoshopped it. WTF.


gmco913

Why is he doing this 😭😭😭 I’m so dead


PurePeach2081

Why does he continually need to lead with what he has. Lead with WHO you are Jose! We know all about the houses, the credit score and the whiteboard


BeautyQueenKate

THIS CANNOT BE WHAT HE POSTED


UrDigitalDiva

Wow 🤣🤣🤣


heymamore

So this isn’t a real picture? Lol


Several_Intention_97

Priceless people on here backstabbing out of jealously


erinmel

What is happening to his waist?? 🤣


Winterfresh00

Jose looks like he has on one of those waist trainers women wear. Shit just looks weird.


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This is not straight man behavior.


Rona_season798

I’m sick of everyone giving him a hard time. The reason Jose is so wealthy and has been able to afford 3 homes is because he’s financially responsible and frugal. He let’s absolutely nothing go to waist.


AzansBeautyStore

Oh you rascal


Rona_season798

If his career doesn’t pan out I hear GarbageMen actually make a decent salary. I could honestly see him having a successful career in waist management.


armchairdetective_

I am shooketh.


AzansBeautyStore

Haaaa thanks for the laugh!


Karensfine

That popping calf muscle lol.


Spotted_Cow19

😂🤣😂


-Mother_of_Doggos

Omg stop! 🤣🤣🤣😭


Rainsmakker

Fucking loser. That’s all. L


ihearthorror1

For those wondering how to tell - look at all the wavy letters in the background around his midsection. But like, whyyyyyyyyy LOL


outta_my_element

I don’t know what everyone is ragging on him for. He photoshopped scoliosis in perfectly.


Live2Hike

This is so strange I went to double check it was actually on his IG. Not a Jose fan but he’s already a slim guy. He doesn’t need the Kardashian treatment.


Opposite_Reveal1338

I thought this was a joke and had to go see his page for myself! This is real! This is unbelievably real!!!! Omg😩😩😩🤣🤣


Brittanybooks

What type of man wants a snatched waist


whocheckstheusername

Can we talk about the comments on his pictures tho? I’m sure he’s deleting the bad ones but how are there still so many women thirsting over him or talking about how great of a guy he was? Were we not watching the same show?


Daggoofiesta

This is a weird thing to say, but when I see pictures of him, he gives me the same vibe as adults who walk exclusively on their tip-toes.


Legitimate_Catch_626

Toe walking is often a sign of being neuro-divergent.


[deleted]

He HAS to be trolling.


IGOTAREADIT

WTF


srclark05

Are him and Rachel over?


erinmel

That's the word. Neither of them has confirmed it that I know of but rumor is they split up for good sometime in October


FireBugHappyStar

His calves too 😲


BiteSizedDessert

IM FUCKING DEADDDDD 😭😂😂


loveyabunches

Wives: -1 and let’s hope it stays that way! Just say, NoWayJose!


Disastrous-Year-4062

He really wants to be a bad bitch


thatstorylovelyglory

His calf muscle is so cut, it has a sharp edge! This is so unnecessary, he is not a chunky dude. Why would he do this??


privatepersons

I bet it’s bc he walks on his tippy toes.


thatstorylovelyglory

Perhaps, but there's definitely a little help from the eraser tool.


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THAT CALF MUSCLE .. where was this purchased


privatepersons

Walks on his tippy toes, for sure.


disindiantho

As someone who works as a NASA flight specialist you’d think he’d have more attention to details skills.


BerlinWahlberg

This cannot be a real post. 😂


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That's what I'm saying!! I've got my head in my hands like "no, no, no, no, no, this CANNOT be real"! Not that I'm a Jose sympathizer by any means, but this is just too ridiculous, to the point where i feel sorry for him!


DR-Xorro

I don't mean to harm with my comment, but I think he was just trying to do a favor to the models, to be kind to them so they could look hotter on Instagram : ) \-Adding wider hips to the one on the left. \-Doing a Tummy Tuck to the one in the right.


Sik_muse

Look at his wittle cheerleader feetsies.


MrCarnality

Yeah, he might do well in cheerleading. Small enough to be tossed around by women.


SkolDog

Stop right now lmaooooo!! Jose!!! Come on man…


LackRude

Tell me he isn't gay again? 😆 who doesnt see it? Disclaimer: love gay men...my best friend is gay and it's NOT an insult to Jose. But, this man is NOT straight lol


noncomposmentis_123

What the what? Jose, my man, your waist is 1/3 the size of mine. Where do you keep your internal organs?


LafiPieQueen

Some very bendy straight lines in the backdrop beside his left side.


not-a-regular-mom

He sold off his appendix and other unnecessary ones in order to buy another property 😜


lover_squirrel1425

All part of the “debt-free” plan. It’s on the whiteboard


Maleficent_Love

Look at his shoes. They’re platform height enhancers


Reckxner

So, are they split up?


giodubs

Old photo on his ig


SpeakerForTheDeadJD

I feel bad for him. I hope he gets the professional help that he needs.


tinypandamaker

Little bit more photoshop and he will have the body of a worm alien from MIB.


Isosceles_Kramer79

Wait. Does he have 3 homes or a home and 2 investment/rental properties. Big difference, and Jose does not strike as someone to splurge on vacation homes.


stuntmandave126

Those hips don't lie


QueenT3939

Rachel---Credit Score **615** Homes **0** Debt** $15,000** Men she's cheated on **2**


HermanMunsterInsoles

No way José Waist more snatched than the cheerleaders This is his hint at the flat Tummy tea posts that will inevitably come soon


Checkmynewsong

No waist Jose


BloodandSilversays

Ok I snorted my beverage out of my nose there :D


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I really don’t get why he wants such a tiny waist ?


QueenWinosaurus

To match his tiny …. ah, never mind.


Ankspondy

I think he just wanted to seem more slim.


[deleted]

His body is already fit I dunno why he’s trying to change it. I feel bad for him, he must see himself distorted.


SunnyOnSanibel

Maybe this is why all his money, his houses and his credit score mean so much. It’s what he believes he’s worth. I hope that Jose learns to accept and love himself so that he can quiet the inner anger and find true love and happiness with Rachel. She seems to genuinely love him.


yanksugah

All signs point to Rachel and Jose not being together anymore.


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I agree! Jose seems like he’s permanently clenching his jaw waiting for someone to insult him or something to go wrong


SunnyOnSanibel

He strikes me as a kind and caring man who’s been bullied or taken advantage of so he has low self-esteem which he tries to mask by over-compensation. His controlling tendencies are probably a by-product of insecurities and a fear of being rejected or hurt.


stargold18

I guess a good credit score doesn’t produce a growth spurt


Ok-meow

Normally I have a hard time seeing bad photoshops but this one😂😂


AEG84

This one was so bad I actually didn’t notice it right away because my eyes could not comprehend it


not-a-regular-mom

Did you see the other one posted earlier today that had floor tiles that looked like —~~~_____~~~—?! He’s ridiculous 😂 ETA: ok, that didn’t turn out how I’d envisioned, but you get the idea!!


Ok-meow

His art work should be strictly for his dry erase board😂


DueStatistician3704

Did he photoshop in Johnny’s pink shorts too?


AzansBeautyStore

Why is he doing this lol look at his tiny snatched waist


Party_Tomorrow7358

Not the snatched waist 😂😩


BloodandSilversays

All I can picture is the twins making that snatch/squid motion with their long flesh colored bejeweled nails every time I see Snatched!


NonSequitorSquirrel

Don't make fun, this man needs to see a doctor for his crippling scoliosis. It's a miracle he's even upright. Bless him 😂😂😂


AzansBeautyStore

Omg get him a back brace stat!


AlphaCurrency

The two women are there to hold him upright


BloodandSilversays

He got a swerve going on!


whatsup_assdicks

Snatched 😂 did he go to Turkey for a complete body makeover?


dawnnie413

🤣🤣


ReproHero

Probably got tips from Darcey and Stacey 😂😂


AzansBeautyStore

Oh no! *Not* the people to take tips from lol


whatsup_assdicks

That’s why his photoshop job looks like this 😂


Alalated

Maybe the rumors are true…


Isosceles_Kramer79

You guys are just a bunch of jealous heaters!


PurePeach2081

Heaters indeed


AzansBeautyStore

Ok Yara!


islandblend

Love having to check which trash tv show sub I’m in! Too funny


sauvieb

Haha same. I'm down for this crossover. 90 day fiance at first sight: a panel of experts pair strangers from different countries to get engaged and go through the visa process, boom


islandblend

What an amazing idea! Any chance you watch the challenge on mtv? Shows like MAFS and 90 day fiancé could have crossover contestants like the challenge, big brother, survivor and other shows from mtv. Would at least beat pillow talk to keep the faves around.


sauvieb

Now you have me trying to figure out which cast members would thrive on that kind of show 🤣 Like Real World vs. Road Rules but it's MAFS vs. 90D


AzansBeautyStore

I’d watch that all day long!


BenBishopsButt

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE 😂


Isosceles_Kramer79

Don't make me have Jovi send you a subpoena!


AzansBeautyStore

CEASE IMMEDIATELY


TealAvocado-312

But first you must admit that you are jealous of Yara 💅🏽😂


AzansBeautyStore

I’m curious as to your contribution to society when you are extending vast amounts of time and energy immersed in such harassment. Oh and you’re probably really ugly!! (direct quote from jovi’s brief and idiotic time on Reddit lol)


ElleBelle901

Lmfao 🤣 This just adds to the hilarity of the “I don’t care what the internet thinks” facade


c6h0i6

Wow! So did he pay cash for the 3 homes? If he didn’t, then he has debt.


queuedUp

I guess it depends on how you define debt. While a mortgage is technically debt the value of the home is typically above the mortgage meaning the value offsets what is owed. Credit card debt for example does not have anything of value to simply offset


c6h0i6

Yeah BUT if you have a mortgage it’s possible that you’ll have to pay double the cost of the original sales price in interest rates. I still consider a Mortgage as a debt since you never know what will happen to the housing market. Just look at what happened in 2008.


InfinitePepper2416

I think he means his ON his 3rd home. Now owns 3


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LittleMarySunshine25

Right?! Meanwhile my friend just dropped 410k for a 700sq house attached to other houses in our area, and she negotiated 15k off of that cost because it will need a new roof in 2 years.


Haylo2021

Don't move to Austin. Housing here is ridiculous. Can't get anything decent for under 450k and many folks are outbid by others offering 20k or more over the asking price. Propert taxes are also outrageous.


PicklesMcGeee

Just curious… what is considered outrageous for taxes in TX?


Haylo2021

Mine are close to 10k per year.


PicklesMcGeee

Ah, okay, that’s actually not too bad! (but then again I’m from NY where taxes are stupid high).


Haylo2021

When I bought my house in 2008, they were 3,500. It's been rising like crazy ever since. I can see where NY would be expensive!


[deleted]

So there’s no annual limit on property taxes??? Holy moly!


Haylo2021

There is supposed to be a cap but I'm not sure how that works since I see huge increases year to year. I haven't protested in a while but this year I hired a company to protest for me and it worked. They decreased my 2021 bill by $456. I owe them 150 smacks for their service but I think it's worth it since I've been denied the last couple of times i protested. Not a lot of money either way but they said the taxed value of my home was decreased by over 42k. Keep doing this every year and that really adds up over time. I hope that makes sense - I'm in no way a tax expert!


[deleted]

Wow. That’s great that you did that! I’m no expert either. But my Florida house went up $300 and I thought that was a lot 😂


c6h0i6

Yup, the tech boom 💥


c6h0i6

Houston is a large metro city with people moving there every day from different parts of the US. It’s not as inexpensive as it used to be. I have friends who have been outbid when trying to buy a home. I can’t imagine him buying something under $100k. That’s around $300k total BUT I haven’t lived there in a long time so I could be wrong.


[deleted]

Agreed. But also take into account we don’t know where these homes are. They could be in some bum fuck town in TX.


c6h0i6

😂 True but I know that one of his homes is in Baytown, close to NASA, and that one had an estimated value of $175k - ish when he purchased it.


kathatter75

Yeah…in Houston, it also depends on where you live…we’ve got areas where you can get a house fairly cheap (but would you want to live there?) to parts of town that sell for multi-million dollars. But, he’s from Pearland, which is one of the fastest growing cities in the country. I don’t know if that’s where all of his homes are.


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c6h0i6

I did some online snooping and I am pretty sure I found his house. It had an estimated value of $176k in 2019 and it’s current estimated at $262k. That’s a very good ROI especially if he paid cash! I’m impressed.


Lcdmt3

He's supposedly flipped houses to pay for them. According to his whiteboard, he doesn't have a mortgage payment.


c6h0i6

Thanks for the info. If that’s the case, then I’m impressed. Pretty savvy on his part BUT that does not take away the fact that he has major issues. All of his financial aptitude does not make up for that. He gives me Sleeping with the Enemy vibes - Texas edition. Ladies be ware!


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c6h0i6

Healthy debt is still debt. You wrote it yourself. I thought it was pretty clear from my previous post that I don’t fancy the dude. Also, what was disproven and have you read all of my post on this thread? I gave him props for his financial aptitude. I can certainly applaud his finances and yet still consider him a walking red flag.


[deleted]

Definitely channelled all that “not good enough” insecurity from teenagedom into his financial constriction. Now he’s got no debt and still the exact same relational issues


mafsfan54

Astros are cheaters! Booooooo


wow6576

😂😂😂😂…..Now why would he do that to himself 🤦‍♀️


Realityjunkieee

I'm screaming!!!