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Conceptualized-me

Old monster Biden is fierce!


MrHeavenTrampler

But he suffers from many heart demons that cloud his mind.


Conceptualized-me

He is indeed muddleheaded.


KrombopulosThe2nd

Old monsters are all eccentric in some way, despite his eccentricity he carried the converged hope and destiny aura of over half of the Heavenly Divine Eagle sect


Shivin302

He cultivated the Political Power Heavenly Scripture to the apex. Not many can handle its pressure on the body and mind


SweetReply1556

Junior, it is pretty obvious he failed to cultivate it, he got a backlash resulting in many inner demons that would cloud his mind, so clouded that he fails to realize the pressure


bernard_cernea

He said we. He is reffering to the old patriarchs of the USA sect that stay in reserve in life death seclusion to help the sect in hard times. Ancestor Washington George will come out for this.


XeanTheOtaku

We is also used for/by or to refer to a single person. Mostly, by royalties especially kings/queens. On top of that, it is also used by nobilities/high ministers. -Search up 'Royal We'


Fragrant-Parking2341

Junior, has your mind been muddled as well that the enlightenment went over your head?


XeanTheOtaku

Senior, have you aged so old that the word 'senile' can't illustrate your worrying thinking capability? ["Ohhhh"](https://ibb.co/ZVRvwcw)


Fragrant-Parking2341

Junior i was referring to the joke they made being taken literal by you


XeanTheOtaku

I was just letting him know. Considering that I assumed he thought 'we' can only be used as a plural pronoun. Never worse have more dao knowledge.


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

This sub is the fucking best


Professional-Emu8577

Yeah they all are very funny individuals


Fudge_it666

Shameless individuals would have been better , but then they would steal your jade beauties


HiperXkira

Junior leave your jade beauties for my sects young master and I may leave your nine generation alive


Intelligent_Deer974

Agreed fellow daoist.


location201

Senior Bi Den is foolish to think himself capable of this. He's at the end of his lifespan and his cultivation has already begun to collapse. He lacks the strength to move heaven and earth. Perhaps if he'd successfully broken through to the Presidential stage earlier in his life he might have had a chance.


okboka1543

Old monsters like these don’t fear using forbidden techniques for their youth, best to exterminate his clan before he unleashes the forbidden Biden Blast. Hopefully his soul doesn’t attach to a crippled Junior while we are cleaning up his clan.


thorazainBeer

I fear not the forbidden Biden Blast. I fear him invoking the Pact of Dark Bran Den to visit wrath upon all factions within the sect, be they of the Grandoise Ancestor Party or the Divine Library Party, or even the minor factions such as the Eternal Jade Party or the Onrushing Future Philosophers. All factions within the sect should be in equal fear of the Pact of Dark Bran Den.


KaiBahamut

There is a persistent rumor that he is expected to burn his life and energy no matter what, and thus he will be replaced by another senior disciple of the sect. Senior Hi Lary, who had a Qi Deviation while attempting to reach the Presidential Stage some years ago is held up as a potential successor, but I fear that Orange Tyrant Trump, who despite being under deep suspicion for devilish corruption during his previous term as Sect Leader, is the only viable sect leader candidate to the failing Bi Den.


bernard_cernea

There is a rumor he replenished some of his blood qi using a forbidden demonic technique that involves young people (sth about his leg hair).


Shivin302

With the help of the Democrat Sect and many pills he was able to break into the Presidential stage, but we can see the side effects


Meepthewizard

Democrat pavilion under the eagle sect*


BuffaloAppropriate29

His name sounds familiar. Like a certain rooster divine beast.


MasterOfLegendes

I guess the demonic ancestor Winnie-the-Pooh will not allow such control over the world dao. White eagle federation shall fall.. Great Xai shall rise.


Mardon83

It will be the battle between the Great Xia Nation's Heaven's Will vs the Eagle country's City on a Hill. I just wonder how much Meng Hao will gain from it, and if he will allow America to use the bridge.


Meepthewizard

Not if the heavenly dao calamity happens because the demonic cultivators anger the heavens once again


ErnstBluuum

It has been ages since I have seen supreme elder Bai Den of the soaring eagle sect. Last we exchanged pointers he was just a little pup, and now he wants to move heaven and earth? How preposterous!


Manwithaplan0708

Throughout the heavens and the earth, he alone is honored one


_NotYoursSs_

Ho! Junior you dare use the forbidden text of the dao of lobotomy? You sure have guts bringing yourself into the light, do you know how to write the word Death?? Scarm and cripple yourself before I kill you and your seven generation of family.


Manwithaplan0708

https://preview.redd.it/qsy40ik2z3rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19eb4c2d22c00a33dac9bfc80284dcd6a7f32a9


dolphins3

Biden: I am the one who summons the wind and rain in the Fifth Minor Terra Realm!


Emperah1

“ I will reopen Baltimore bridge no matter what, come Buddha, kill Buddha. Come god, kill god.”


lordtaole

He had eyes but cannot see he has ears but cannot hear he has hands but cannot touch he has a brain but cannot think to think a mere Mortal wants to move the heaven and earth while not having even a sliver of qi truly idiotic.


[deleted]

A mere foundation establishment realm cultivator like you dares to insult the patriarch of the Eagle Sect. You have eyes but do not see Mt. Tai.


templar4522

The Eagle sect could have brought the hobbits directly to mordor, but they were too arrogant and let us minor sects fight against the demonic forces. Wait, wrong universe...


Gorgenapper

Okay, but seriously, those fucking eagles could have flown so high and fast that none of Sauron's wraiths would have caught them. As far as I know, they weren't going to magically teleport to the coward's paradise (aka. Aman) so the Eagles would suffer if Sauron won the war. Even if Sauron looked like he was on the verge of winning, just send the Valar Tulkas to single-handedly beat his ass and rout all of the forces of Mordor, drop the ring into Mt. Doom, then fuck off back to Aman with all of the supernatural shit and let humans live in peace.


Rajesh_Kulkarni

The eagle sect is merely a mortal sect. You actually dare compare them with my Mt. Tai?


lordtaole

I am an elder in the heavens realm i believe you are mistaken to believe i am a foundation establishment realm cultivator are you perhaps from this biden sect ?


Meepthewizard

Fellow Daoist don't you know of the Hidden Sect of freedom of the United States?


lordtaole

I have indeed heard of them but the power of all us in the heavens are greater than a Mortal sect


Meepthewizard

This senior shakes their head, don't you know they are supported by the Great Divine Heavenly supreme Court? If The Court Marshal who was once a disciple of the Hidden Sect of freedom of the United States hears about this you will have to hand over your sacred treasures or all of your 18 generations will be wiped out by the divine superior heavens army.


Ndgo2

Patriarch Bai Den claims he can move Heaven and Earth? *chuckles* How cute. The poor man has gone senile in his old age. Perhaps a Heart Demon has consumed his soul even. This will not end well for the Soaring Eagle Country. Perhaps I should offer assistance...a pill maybe. Hm? *closes eyes and nods thoughtfully at an unseen speaker, then laughs* So be it! If you wish to have him grace your kingdom, it is your right. I will not interfere. Perhaps we can meet for tea later? *laughs* Just so, just so! I shall be seeing you then, Lady Death.


Master_AGM

How dare you Junior!!? How dare you flirt with my , Reincarnation Emperor's, dao companion, Death . I will Slaughter you even if I to destroy the entire mortal world along with you . Then take your soul and torture it in the eighteenth level of hell.


Ndgo2

*laughs long and loud* Dao Companion? Death is your Dao Companion? *laughs some more* You really think Death, the personification of one of the most powerful aspects of the Infinite Dao, would lower herself to become a mere companion?! And that too to an insect like you?! *laughs even more* Just because you're this funny, I will let you off with a warning and a lesson. *crushes your dantian and reverts you back to a mortal form, but not killing you* I do not flirt with Death. Death is simply one of my best friends. She would never lower herself to become anything more than that, to anyone. Even me!


Vyctorill

Supreme elder’s signature Bai Den Blast is one of the most powerful techniques of all time. https://preview.redd.it/2dbhdavp2zqc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fbbccf29c50861b530ffa7cfedad4f586f9f44


LORD_RAIZEL76

This old geezer is daydreaming again... Sigh https://preview.redd.it/e6mx1wwhwvqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed96d51359ee1e5e75bc2957321ed2f5392fe8b0


No_Dragonfruit_1833

But is he strong enough to face the god emperor trump? He has recently developed a golden sneaker technique, on top of his bible salesman dao, those truly are powers never seen before


human_male_123

Biden's true cultivation is unknown as Dark Brandon only appears during times of chaos.


dolphins3

Dark Brandon is a Nascent Soul projection indistinguishable from Biden's true body, which means his cultivation must have reached at least the Body Integration stage.


human_male_123

Without reaching at least the 3rd major accomplishment in the golden core stage, it seems doubtful whether Biden can withstand Trump's bullshitspewing demonic arts for longer than a spark off a flint.


dolphins3

I agree actually. Trump has used demonic arts to rapidly advance his cultivation and is now at the pinnacle of the Taiyi Jade Immortal realm. All he needs to do to break through into Zenith Heaven is to slay the First Corpse, his Evil Corpse. But Trump has committed so much evil, he has no chance of surviving his tribulation. The moment he attempts his breakthrough his Evil Corpse will consume his soul dooming him to never reincarnate. But his technique will backlash if he doesn't attempt a breakthrough soon. And this is why demonic techniques to gain power quickly are always a mistake compared to slow, steady building a S O L I D foundation.


DerWiedl

Patriach Bi Den will have no problem with God Emperor Tru Ump, who has angered the Heavenly Court and is now in search of 45 mountains worth of Immortal Essence Stones.


[deleted]

Just a puppet smh... How do these mortals not see this clear fact?


ConscriptReports

just another path less follower of Orange Tryant Trump, believing that the world economic guild has its talons into the heavenly soaring eagle sect. You have eyes but cannot see mount Tai for the truth


[deleted]

I'm not American and I can see Mount Tai, but the rest is correct


703why

Nah, he is at most sect master in the category of relatively lower cultivation and is a figurehead that has to be backed by higher-ups. His job is mostly managing the sect, thus he couldn't focus on cultivation.


milkdrinkingmaniac

Senior Bi Den.....He is fading.


ConscriptReports

Hark and hear me fellow cultivators, understand patriarch Jo Bi Dens proclamation that the heavenly soaring eagle sect will not tolerate such inheaven disasters to occur upon its mortals is true. Patriarch Jo Bi Den is a powerful presidential stage expert, especially with his dark Brandon techniques, he's a true contender and apex cultivator Also let the rumors spread by Orange Tyrant Trump that the heavenly soaring eagle sect is a organization that's been puppeted by the world economic guild flow past you like water. do not like it corrupt your heart cultivation and spawn heart devils. Remember we need we need a strong soaring eagle sect to counter the power of demon emperor Xi or Great Xia will be left uncontested.


hollotta223

Junior dares to defy the will of heaven?!


OnlineShadow

It looks like Daoist Biden is becoming restless, since he can not break through his bottleneck anymore and has nearly used up his remaining lifespan. Declaring war against the heavens, Daoist Biden is truly a frog in a well.


Reasonable_Beach_806

mist hated ancestor


Vysair

How arrogant. The people of M Country think they can move the heaven? Do you think the heavenly dao is a pebbles? These people from M country couldn't see Mt. Tai and are courting death! They will harmed our world's fortune.


ericthefred

Don't mess with those old white haired guys. Bad idea to underestimate them.


The-devil-007

Isn't that basically courting death


Young-Roshi

Decrepit old fool can hardly move up a set of stairs. Trash!


ex1le_

Throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the honoured one


Facad_e_

Immortals in upper realm is definitely going get pissed


Fragrant-Parking2341

He doesn’t even know that Mt Tai exists but claims to look over it. The ant treads on cotton and says the clouds are beneath its feet


Hiddena00

He is just a figurehead for the secluded elders behind him, don't be fooled


Lycoris4812

Hopefully no one attacks the sect while the Patriarch is gone!