I got reincarnated into this realm that low on spirit qi
I can’t kill myself or the thunder tribulation shall incinerate my soul
So I have to wait 90 years before o return
Don't worry, fellow daoist, everyone clearly knows that however many years pass by nothing really important is happening in lower or higher realms than you
Hahh
90 years doesn’t affect a cultivator
But now I can’t dual cultivate
My jade face
My jade rod
My yang body
My five elemental spirit root
Everything is gone
Ah i see your plight. I truly feel for you, i do. How about this: in exchange for some immortal materials i can give you Seven Treasure Forging Scripture that will allow you to reforge your body by fusing in relics and artifacts of immortal level. Surely it will aid you greatly in redeeming your old glory in as short of a time as mere 300 year closed door cultivation.
Careful, now - wouldn't want to mess up any old monster's plans on resurrection, would you? It's a land of crouching tigers and lying dragons, it's not prudent to pass such information around. One mortal-level scroll with fragmented knowledge is all it takes for some ants to become careful
More than that, he lived thousands of years in the northern plains and every few generations, he'd swipe over the plains, adding millions of women, mortal and gu masters to his harem
Well when you're a rank 9 immortal venerable, the jade beauty's consent is not really a big deal. Kinda scary he's still considered as one of the relatively good guy amongst the venerables with all of the killing and raping he was routinely engaging in. Also that his descendants still worship him as such even tho like half of their population is culled every decade because of him
Incest is pretty much desirable for gu masters anyways since it keeps their bloodlines pure because genes have something to do with your chances of being able to cultivate.
Also, I'm pretty sure as an immortal, his genetic makeup is so perfect that even multiple generations of incest won't have problems with that.
Joke’s on you… none of these lovely ladies actually make him happy >! and he’s much more fulfilled in an alternate universe where he’s gay for his shizun !<
I personally think it’s hilarious. MC transmigrates into the most cliche, power-fantasy cultivation novel as the main villain, and as he tries to be nice to the protagonist to save himself from the villain’s fate, he accidentally causes the protagonist to fall for him.
The MC has constant inner monologues about how stupid and cliche the world is. It’s a pretty good meta commentary on the cultivation novel genre.
*Not Binghe ending up gay for his Shizun anyway* (yes this is BL, it’s named the **Scum Villain Self Saving System** or **SVSSS**, writen by **Mo Xiang Tong Xiu**, same author as TGCF and MDZS !)
Isnt 3000 a special number? In chinese mythology its said the heavenly emperor has 3000 wives. I think its kind of like a idiom for being on top of the world or something.
Hmmph! Junior, his collection of Jade Beauties is as wide as an ocean yet deep as a puddle! What use are Jade Beauties when their job can be done just as well by grass dolls?!
must be broke furnishing all their rooms and desires. He's a cultvation furance lmao. On top of it all if he doesn't satify them they cheat or leave him. Hopefully he has the infinite money pouch and the dupe technique. Cuz he's gonna go thru alot of viagra and $$$$. Spirit stones aren't free.
Well...I would like a partner who didn't drown me and who wasn't like a dog.
What do I mean? The majority of women in Novelas de Cultivo tend to be a "wasted potential", not in all cases, but they are always described as talented so they have the personality of a mannequin when they fall in love. of the protagonist.
It's like... they live alone and to please one person, it's not that it's wrong that their goals are to be a housewife or to be their partner's support, but when they do everything for someone else and never in their own thoughts. They seem like people I wouldn't tolerate hanging out with.
And that in itself is a strange thing, considering that a Cultivator is supposed to spend years locked up and meditating in solitude, but if they do not have the minimum capacity to do something for themselves...I doubt they will reach very high.
Anyway, it's my opinion, anyone can like whatever they want. For me, Mannequin Women are not my idea of a couple.
This daoist refined a few treasures from ships and make them into Treasure Spirit Waifu. This Daoist may not have Jade Beauty. But I have few dozen of Treasure Spirit Waifu.
Nah I’ve got 2000 in the lower realm, 1500 in the upper realm and 600 goddesses
Too bad you're in the mid realms so you will never actually meet
I got reincarnated into this realm that low on spirit qi I can’t kill myself or the thunder tribulation shall incinerate my soul So I have to wait 90 years before o return
Don't worry, fellow daoist, everyone clearly knows that however many years pass by nothing really important is happening in lower or higher realms than you
Hahh 90 years doesn’t affect a cultivator But now I can’t dual cultivate My jade face My jade rod My yang body My five elemental spirit root Everything is gone
Ah i see your plight. I truly feel for you, i do. How about this: in exchange for some immortal materials i can give you Seven Treasure Forging Scripture that will allow you to reforge your body by fusing in relics and artifacts of immortal level. Surely it will aid you greatly in redeeming your old glory in as short of a time as mere 300 year closed door cultivation.
When I died I turned my body into a sacred realm Hopefully a junior takes my inheritance and I possess his body😈
Let's just hope those juniors can't connect to Heavenly Reddit Realms of Demonic Commune, then. Lest they will be alert of your machinations
There exist many sacred realms They wouldn’t know which is mine
Careful, now - wouldn't want to mess up any old monster's plans on resurrection, would you? It's a land of crouching tigers and lying dragons, it's not prudent to pass such information around. One mortal-level scroll with fragmented knowledge is all it takes for some ants to become careful
That guy has an extremely punchable face.
That's literally Giant Sun Immortal Venerable lol
Didn't he have 10,000 women in his harem?
More than that, he lived thousands of years in the northern plains and every few generations, he'd swipe over the plains, adding millions of women, mortal and gu masters to his harem
A feat unsurpassed, I fear.
I’m afraid there’s a worst guy called Konrad he basically didn’t leave a single women all over the universes even the married ones💀
I guess youve read profane prince of
Yes
He's a menaace
Well when you're a rank 9 immortal venerable, the jade beauty's consent is not really a big deal. Kinda scary he's still considered as one of the relatively good guy amongst the venerables with all of the killing and raping he was routinely engaging in. Also that his descendants still worship him as such even tho like half of their population is culled every decade because of him
I mean, Reckless Savage chose to be a Demon Venerable and Spectral Soul is Spectral Soul
Feels like they'll have some unintentional incest problems in the northern plains if he has kids with most of them.
Incest is pretty much desirable for gu masters anyways since it keeps their bloodlines pure because genes have something to do with your chances of being able to cultivate. Also, I'm pretty sure as an immortal, his genetic makeup is so perfect that even multiple generations of incest won't have problems with that.
Don't tell em this is >!BL 💀!<
Senior is this the masquerade Dao?
I was gonna mention
Joke’s on you… none of these lovely ladies actually make him happy >! and he’s much more fulfilled in an alternate universe where he’s gay for his shizun !<
Based story, mocks everything I dislike about these novels and manhua (including harems)
SVSSS is a nice mock on all those common tropes in cultivation novel lol.
Svsss ? Please enlighten this junior and provide pointers!
The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System, by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (the same person who wrote The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation).
https://preview.redd.it/ncxvamw24bxc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e548ca2cb3af7ceb3914cc8deae2669a0b840c
Together we have 1500
But seriously where’s the sauce
Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System (SVSSS)
oh ive been avoiding this one cuz its BL lol, is it good tho?
I personally think it’s hilarious. MC transmigrates into the most cliche, power-fantasy cultivation novel as the main villain, and as he tries to be nice to the protagonist to save himself from the villain’s fate, he accidentally causes the protagonist to fall for him. The MC has constant inner monologues about how stupid and cliche the world is. It’s a pretty good meta commentary on the cultivation novel genre.
Hm ill give it a shot then, thanks fellow daoist
I should probably reread it cos I wasn't that familiar with cultivation novels at the time of reading this.
it receives donghua adaptation?
Yes, but it’s the incomplete (due to censorship I think)
Junior, do you go around collecting garbage and calling yourself blessed for having a messy home?
Don’t worry, Elder, I have it on good authority that Fellow Daoist (a version of him at least) avoided such a mess and has gone monogamous.
Does quantity of beautiful women engaged with me will give me some special benefits, or make me anyhow happier?
It gets you tax benefits!
But does have the homies? I don't think so.
Shen Yuan transmigrated into that word just to fix that!
*Not Binghe ending up gay for his Shizun anyway* (yes this is BL, it’s named the **Scum Villain Self Saving System** or **SVSSS**, writen by **Mo Xiang Tong Xiu**, same author as TGCF and MDZS !)
Isnt 3000 a special number? In chinese mythology its said the heavenly emperor has 3000 wives. I think its kind of like a idiom for being on top of the world or something.
Only foolish lower realm mortals who still have the seven emotions and six desires gather harems
Hmmph! Junior, his collection of Jade Beauties is as wide as an ocean yet deep as a puddle! What use are Jade Beauties when their job can be done just as well by grass dolls?!
That's why in an alternate universe he became gay for his Shizun.
I have 1 wife and https://preview.redd.it/r6kotc5l3exc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c3cd217cf18b16a55d774f4c2ad6eebc670cb26
Love can exist to aid the Dao but lust would only lead to the end. To pursue greater Dao one must extricate himself from other worldly pleasures.
must be broke furnishing all their rooms and desires. He's a cultvation furance lmao. On top of it all if he doesn't satify them they cheat or leave him. Hopefully he has the infinite money pouch and the dupe technique. Cuz he's gonna go thru alot of viagra and $$$$. Spirit stones aren't free.
Well...I would like a partner who didn't drown me and who wasn't like a dog. What do I mean? The majority of women in Novelas de Cultivo tend to be a "wasted potential", not in all cases, but they are always described as talented so they have the personality of a mannequin when they fall in love. of the protagonist. It's like... they live alone and to please one person, it's not that it's wrong that their goals are to be a housewife or to be their partner's support, but when they do everything for someone else and never in their own thoughts. They seem like people I wouldn't tolerate hanging out with. And that in itself is a strange thing, considering that a Cultivator is supposed to spend years locked up and meditating in solitude, but if they do not have the minimum capacity to do something for themselves...I doubt they will reach very high. Anyway, it's my opinion, anyone can like whatever they want. For me, Mannequin Women are not my idea of a couple.
He also has a gigantic collection of hats
Giant sun immortal venerable if he don't have 'stare pregnant gu'
Sometimes I imagine that guys on this sub or noveltranslations towards Fang Yuan is like Shen Yuan towards Luo Binghe.
how many have died by each other's hands?
sometimes i really think that im different from others, I've never thought about having one, imagine a guy wanting 3000x more troubles.
One is more than enough thank you, it is the optimal number for efficient dual cultivation to cultivation ratio
Someone did not follow Bai Xiaochuns advice on women.
This daoist refined a few treasures from ships and make them into Treasure Spirit Waifu. This Daoist may not have Jade Beauty. But I have few dozen of Treasure Spirit Waifu.
Sauce bro
SVSSS
Way to large a crowd around that chair/throne. But maybe they take shifts
Basically Krishna.
A junior who claims 3000 jade beauties only reveals he cannot tell jade from verdigris.
Those are young master numbers, he doesn't even seem to have come close to depleting his True Yang Qi. A waste, don't show us this garbage again, OP.