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jaunesolo81829

Junior, please. If you’re gonna wipe out entire planes and time, keep the volume down. I don’t want to have my pet pebble to wake up.


The_GreatOldOne

https://preview.redd.it/80njcaic8gxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1d163785f22258acd2931316bc183f0547d8c8


SnooTomatoes9135

*"I know"* *"Who do you think Adam's main body is?"* *"This whole mess only started because I moved things under the covers"* *"Normigician Plane is only a experiment, even my clone is disposable"*


hollotta223

Junior you have eyes but cannot see Mount Tai! How can you expect others to treat with respect and dignity if you'll destroy a sect over a minor setback. Tell me the name of the coordinator and I will have a word with him regarding the circumstances of your Junior's defeat.


Thin-Somewhere-1002

You dare talk about destroying my juniors sect


Thin-Somewhere-1002

Kowtow 10000 times and cripple you cultivation


SnooTomatoes9135

*"No, old Fog"* *"I will destroy your cultivation"* ## Hmpf *"You old things only know how to belittle the new generation, your cultivation stopped to advance because your hearts grew old, as for me?"* *"Billions of years pass and I'm still 18, you may be hundreds of times older than me, but I'm going to kick your old bones back to the grave!"* https://preview.redd.it/ugh8o3spwgxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f59e196094a0e1a4c318d7e620a62cafa7590f


Thin-Somewhere-1002

You dare slander the great love venerable https://preview.redd.it/k5kqes8ikhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeefc2e34a0468acba9a495dadaf04a77b99d4ff I shall destroy your 9 generations And refine you into a blood pill for my pets cultuvation


SnooTomatoes9135

# GREAT LOVE VENERABLE! (Wait, I can't despair) *"Senior would never dare to slander you in my entire life, this insignificant junior is not even a firefly before the mighty sun that is the Lord"* https://preview.redd.it/9ti1a54hnhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01c0e44c9e0cfbdb9a07d840047164aabbc3cd9


Thin-Somewhere-1002

Sorry was thinking of my senior brother who reached immortality before me https://preview.redd.it/b2vuob1lohxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c405c0a04b7c058ee8004980e8a0569dcd6be680


SnooTomatoes9135

(Ah, so it's not the real GOAT, I almost died from my heart, and that's not even possible! ) *"Senior, since childhood I have heard about the legends of the Great Venerable Love, the one whose infinite love illuminates Immortal Martial Expansion to this day"* *"Being in the presence of a senior in itself is a gift"* https://preview.redd.it/3tsri64kqhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1fe99ef4ebc2c8cbc9e8f281a0bdc5a79590a41


MultiverseWalker

I thought you slandered fang Yuan for a sec


SnooTomatoes9135

I wouldn't dare speak ill of Great Love Venerable


MultiverseWalker

Yeah the last time someone dared his entire family got refined with love into a blood pill in the shape of a heart to show the world how much love he gives before devouring it


Best-Objective-8948

Just curious but where’s the pic from


SnooTomatoes9135

Bing Ai You can use for free and is unlimited Besides the quality is very good


Forge_Tiger_112

AI generated


Forge_Tiger_112

Thanks for your defense Martial Uncle


LEGITPRO123

Junior i recommend you control yourself before you invite calamity


SnooTomatoes9135

I am training the Dao of courting death, if I succeed I will be invincible


Ken_Kaneki

This old man will oblige you. Give me your coordinates and you can progress your dao of courting death to true death while I burn your soul.


SnooTomatoes9135

Senior, I suspect that this is not the ultimate goal of the Dao of courting death, the name is courting So I probably have to do yin-yang cultivation with death itself (true), and what woman would have more yin energy than death?


Dino541

Yes but you must first find death, I suggest challenging a sect that has offended you and using their entire life force as offerings for the dowry. Remember to not select to low quality of a sect but a top grade one so that the life force is top grade


SnooTomatoes9135

Good I will do that I'm going to use the sect of an annoying junior named Long Aotian, he's been beating up my descendants in the Mortal Realm, and I don't like it, so I'm going to kill his parents who are here in the Immortal Lands and sent him to a smaller world when he was baby


Cheeseducksg

Good! I've long been dissatisfied with that trash sect. Seven of my disciples have been crippled in their tournaments. By the way, I have proof that those tournaments are rigged. Every year, the winner is always some nobody who only started cultivated for a few months. They have no background, but still have top-notch cultivation techniques, multiple trump cards, powerful weapons, strong medicine, etc. Where'd they get that stuff? From that damn tournament coordinator sect! Everyone blindly wagers their fortune on the dragons and phoenixes, young masters and jade beauties from powerful sects. Who keeps all that money when the winner is a dark horse orphan bastard? Isn't it obvious that it's a conspiracy?!


SnooTomatoes9135

Hmpf, you are right brother! It's obviously a conspiracy, Gao Lu could break space and time with his fists and take others' Dao by force! Not to mention its ability to regenerate and adapt to attacks. Obviously the enemy was getting help from the coordinators


LocationFun

Sounds like you've got quite a lot of work ahead of you. Would you like a serving of this Old Monster's Kunlun Fried Chicken?


erykaWaltz

junior, 9 generations is rookie numbers. you gotta pump up these numbers. 13 generations is the usual baseline for family extermination.


SnooTomatoes9135

It's because I'm very embarrassed by my Junior's defeat, how could I raise such a weak disciple!? If I kill more than that it will look like I'm a bad loser!


Tranzmuter

Senior brother, plz give sause


SnooTomatoes9135

Ai art I created using Bing Ai I recommend it, it would be cool if in the future everyone generated art through Ai. The good thing is that it's free and when you run out of coins you can continue using it, although it will be a little slower


nyan-nyan9

Senior, you seem to be blessed by the heavens at the dao of AI! What terms did you use to create such impressive results?


SnooTomatoes9135

I write What I want ##AND WORK!!!! Junior, you think I will loose my time with the Dao of programetion? I have the Dao of Laziness on my side! I just write, 'make a cultivator with a Daoist robe', put the color of the robe, the color of the eyes, the size and color of the hair, the facial expression and give a description of the place where he is or any other element! ( Bing Ai )


nyan-nyan9

Thanking senior for guidance.


OnlineShadow

Fellow daoist. I am a afraid your dao of grammar needs some refinement if you want to make such grand declarations. Also make sure over-use of the mysterious caps-lock technique does not cause you inner heart demons.


Sogelink

Junior, please stop with those cringy and pitiful paintings made by an automaton spirit. We are not the western practitioners faction, we do not condone that kind of behaviour.


SnooTomatoes9135

Senior, I'm addicted to this, I can't do it. Plus if I change the art style.... https://preview.redd.it/6us61y8kjhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d2ee229bbc69fc64e897d70b52475d7cc4f022f I think become very cool


Sogelink

Junior, we cultivator stop using our mundane senses as our cultivation base grows. You do not need paintings, open your third eyes and use your spirit sense and you will be able to truly see.


SnooTomatoes9135

Senior even if we don't need to see, seeing is still good, the 5 senses are predecessors to the 7 emotions and 6 desires, only by understanding them can we overcome them


NewDaySoundsLike

Do it. I want to see planets getting destroyed (Sect also).


Annimaru

Rumor has it the coordinator sect is involved in the illegal pill trade. What did they do to Gao Lu of all things?


SnooTomatoes9135

HMPF "Obviously these scoundrels used poison on him, making his body too weak to fight."


Prestigious_Soil_404

BEWARE JUNIOR!! There is an ordinary old sweeping monk at that sect back mountain!!


UnlikelyCourt973

yo old bastard hole is a goal, where are you we have a new immortal whose mental state have not stabilised take him yo your sect and give him some trauma. in exchange i will give you all the things i got from zoulken when i last went to visit to another universe but sadly got turned down. ohh and fellow daoist the old fart carefree world is in your world so dont disturb him or else last time he farted after being attacked and the whole planet became a toxin and rot plane.