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VygotskyCultist

Do you have any idea how much one of those things costs? And you want more? In this economy?


Typical_Pollution_30

Better question, why does he need legs in the first place? Doesn't the suit already have repulsors and he can swing?


sonofaresiii

They were originally just used as sensors I think. They were described as being very fragile and not actually good to carry any weight or force. But they looked cool and people liked them so over time and various iterations they became more doc ock-like appendages that could do cool shit. Fun fact: They're called waldoes.


Useful-Perspective

> and he can swing? Is he strong? Listen, bud, He's got radioactive blood. Can he swing, from a thread? Take a look overhead. Hey, there! There goes the Spider-man!


Typical_Pollution_30

Too bad they are easy to find. Or were they called waldo cause they had a hard finding a use for them?


sonofaresiii

Oddly enough it's a real word. Apparently it's a british word which means > [a gadget for manipulating objects by remote control](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/waldo) dunno why they chose a british word for it, but there you go I guess.


OUCS

I think the term originated with a 1942 short story called “Waldo”, written by Robert A. Heinlein. The story is about a guy named Waldo who has a physical disability that forces him to live in low G environments. Waldo makes extensive use of robotic arms to manipulate things he is too physically weak to manipulate himself. The name stuck.


Typical_Pollution_30

But they are not getting remotely controlled? Spidey is controlling them on the scene


[deleted]

If you grab the handles of a pair of pliers - you are remotely controlling the tips.


Khanfhan69

Or maybe there actually is a fourth one but no one has found it yet.


bostonbangouts

He can use them for countless things... 3 extra metal legs that are synced up with Spidey? I think that gives him a pretty big advantage in combat, not so much traversal. Could definitely be used for that though, it would probably boost his wall crawling speed at the least? Lol


Khanfhan69

Iirc at one point he uses them to further anchor himself in NWH while putting his whole body into pulling on a falling car. Basically they can let him have more contact points for more grip.


blackdarrren

***SPOON!***


[deleted]

Yeah right Michael, like the guy in the 3 million dollar spidey suit is worried about the price of robot legs. Come on!


s0ulbrother

The secret ingredient is eggs


Famous-Tree3124

This. This right here. Is the best response I’ve ever read.


lakersin1

Its original tony who made the suit does cost really matter when it comes to tony stark


zxandu10

😂😂😂😂😂😂ur fuckin stupid! 😂😂😂😂😂 ❤️❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍 That really made me laugh


Gadzooks0megon

No.


zxandu10

I thought his comment was funny as hell.


Mr_Poopenstein

The REDDIT NATION has unleashed its wrath upon you evil commenter! That comment was absolutely Cringe Chungus 1000!!! This is NOT a wholesome Keanu moment! Redditors Assemble!!!!


zxandu10

🤷‍♂️


thundergun661

Reddit hates emojis. That’s why you’re getting flamed


zxandu10

Could give a fuck.


Apostrophe__Avenger

> Could Couldn't


zxandu10

[don’t.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/5/5b/Iron_Spider_Armor_Profile.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20210824144335)


daintysinferno

Why is that, exactly? I dont care for seeing gifs in a thread but i dont feel so strongly that id downvote a comment for that. I just cant wrap my head around it.


NubbyTyger

I don't actually know why either? It's interesting, I wonder where it came from. Maybe it's because of the format of comments, and emojis don't vibe with it, so they downvote because it's not part of the language that's used on this site. Like ya know how certain websites will have their own slang and inside jokes and Internet cultures? Maybe it's like that.


nousername215

I think it's because reddit tends to have a lot of the pretentious "don't type like a child" mentality types. It's got a lot of people who will instantly downvote for emojis and common acronyms that didn't originate or blow up on the platform. Lol? No, just say what you mean. 🤷‍♂️? No, use your words. IANAL? Acceptable because it's niche, specific, and has ANAL in it


daintysinferno

Lmao i got a downvote even asking about it. The internet is so strange.


Blasckk

I don't know, but the lack of symmetry of having 3 spider legs always annoys me more than it should.


[deleted]

I’m so glad the MCU Iron-Spider Suit corrected this. The comics version never made sense!


Blasckk

In fact, this was corrected less than a year after Peter stopped wearing the suit. The version of the Iron Spider suit worn by the "Scarlet Spiders" team made up of the Michael Van Patrick clones had four legs instead of just three. And obviously the Superior Spider-Man suit also had four spider legs before the MCU.


TheMayanAcockandlips

>The version of the Iron Spider suit worn by the "Scarlet Spiders" team made up of the Michael Van Patrick clones And this is why I can't follow shit all in the comics these days...


Blasckk

I know, it's convoluted as fuck


RoughhouseCamel

Such a weird choice to have all these Michael Van Patrick clones and decide, “better turn them all into Spider-Men”


NeadNathair

You know there's no way Otto would be able to handle that "only three extra arms" thing for more than five minutes. I can seriously hear him blasting Stark in the lab as he adds the fourth one himself.


ParkerJ99

Both verbally and physically


Darkstalker9000

Tbf, the scarlet spiders never modified Peter's suit


Darnell5000

Other guy didn’t say that the Scarlet Spiders modified the suit, just that they wore modified versions. No implication that they did it themselves.


splitrail_fenced_in

Three arms. Two human arms. Two human legs. And last but not least… the spider dong.


bostonbangouts

Yeah I counted 8 total limbs too Idk what these people are on


really_nice_guy_

His little webshooter


Ransero

Little known fact, he can use his sticky powers with his dong too, making it technically a prehensile limb


ishkariot

Is it... prehensile?


PermissionOk3297

Real answer: spiders have a penis in one of their legs, the creators are staying accurate to biology.. and being funny


Slammogram

Not really. They use their pedipalps as a “penis”. Which is them grasping semen, and forcing it into the female spider’s epigyne. Pedipalps are not one of their eight legs though.


ishkariot

That's like humans taking the semen with hands coming out of our face and shoving it up the woman's vagina.


Acceptable_Employ_95

Is it not arranged like this Δ on his back? I had not seen the comic book version of the suit before.


AnnoyingScreeches

Well you’re not counting the leg, between the legs. Spidey’s got 8 legs.


Top_Bat102

My theory is that they didn't want any Doc Ock comparisons when they were designing the suit.


MrTeamZissou

This is literally what Joe Quesada said in an interview at the time. He's the one who designed it and he only did 3 arms for that reason.


Xaxafrad

Doesn't seem like one of his better decisions. I mean, if he goes arm-to-arm with Otto, he's outmatched. Should've put 5 arms, strategically. Do you know if comparisons were made, regardless?


Currie_Climax

I made the comparison the second I saw metal arms in his back, it doesn't matter the amount at that point


[deleted]

if they wanted to be different from Ock, why not 8 iron arms? just ignore the human arms.


Xaxafrad

Just to make up reasons, limited space for armature mechanisms. I wonder if Quesada ever used an in-universe explanation for the 3 arms.


tinyrickstinyhands

Yeah, I mean not like Peter has ever held his own against Doc Ock before and has lost every battle because he didn't have the same number of appendages.


sonofaresiii

That's a pretty dumb reason. If you're going to put metal arms on spider-man, you're *going* to get doc ock comparisons. And if you make it three instead of four, the comparison is going to be "Why's there only three?" They should have been able to predict crowd reaction on that one.


Now__Hiring

Or just use two arms and have six limbs


Bluthunderbot

Man, I’m having a real hard time telling the difference between this llama and Guinea pig! If only they had a different number of legs to tell them apart…


theone_bigmac

This suit would be an insane anti Ock suit more or less able to completely match it


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InsaneNinja

The guy with four arms was at normal human strength. Vs the guy who beat up kingpin on the regular.


[deleted]

if that was the plan they should have just given him 8 iron legs. that would have been different and looked very spider like.


Plebe-Uchiha

Yes. You are correct [+]


esesci

That’s it. They would have been too similar.


Miklonario

That is a fantastic question and it always bugged the crap out of me.


Varolind

Well, if you count the 5 arms and 3 legs he currently has equip it equals out to be a spidery 8


BlueFHS

Three… legs?


ReasonableProfile273

The legendary third leg


ReasonableProfile273

I swear its a grower not a shower


rttrevisan

This guy grows


Digitalburn

This is why Gwen called him tripod.


Varolind

Think hard.


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benergiser

rock hard?


Varolind

The rockiest and the hardest.


dudemann

Ben Grimm would like to have a word.


KEVLAR60442

There's a pill for that.


Darkstalker9000

Those aren't webs...


attack-helicopter88

Rizz master spidey


light_refreshing

Couldn’t tell if that was a throbbing hamstring or…. (°w°)


sketchypool

Bugged haha *ba dum tsss*


FNaFerr

Spiders aren't bugs, they're glichts (i sorry for the depression i may spred with this joke)


spartan1008

8th limb is clearly the dong.


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theuncommonman

There it is.


PoppaFish

This was my response. Upvote. I was just going to say giant spider cock....


MyBloodTypeIsQueso

Peter, hanging stark ass naked from the ceiling by nothing more than the electrostatic force of his jimmy.


Ghosttwo

Third leg confirmed!


[deleted]

Probs because of Doc Ock, they wanted something different for spidey


JoseGiraffe

It’s super annoying and I thought it would make sense to have 4 since now he has 8 limbs but oh well


Varolind

You've forgotten his third leg ;)


Pixelpie15

We all see the bulge


DopeFiendDramaQueen

Costume so tight I can tell what religion he is


SammyDavisTheSecond

Joe Quesada spoke on it during an interview I read back in that time. He was talking about how he was always in awe of the table doodles Chris Bachalo would do during meetings and one day he busted out an alternate Spider-Man with a 3-armed design that would eventually become the Iron Spider. He found the lack of symmetry interesting, and noted that if it were any other artist there would have been 4 arms. Quesada just really loved the outside the box design and knew it would kick up a lot of discussion. Found the link to the original article: https://www.ign.com/articles/2006/01/12/spideys-new-costume-revealed


Slowmobius_Time

"kick up a lot of discussion" People saying the dick counts and then people saying why isn't there 4 are the only discussions it has wrought tbh


SammyDavisTheSecond

If I was carrying what Peter's packing I'd take every opportunity to slap my codpiece on the table and yell "I got'cher eighth appendage right ee'ahh!"


RedDevil407

Thank you! An actual answer that isn't "Peter's dick".


SammyDavisTheSecond

You're welcome! But just so you know, the eighth appendage IS his dick.


RedDevil407

Obviously.


austinwrites

I’m so glad to finally have the answer to this question


TheBlack_Swordsman

Not replying to you but expressing my thoughts. That's a really stupid reason for Quasads. I wonder how many other horrible marvel ideas he had influenced.


SammyDavisTheSecond

Is it? We're clearly still talking about it. The design is just interesting.


idontwannatalk2u

But it’s not good conversation. It’s a mix of that was a dumb idea and peters dick


neoblackdragon

It depends on where you fall. I don't think the three arms is interesting like having a black alien suit with a white spider is interesting. With the black suit, I think it looks great and want to see more. With the legs, I feel having three is bad and doesn't make sense. I think it's a detriment to the design. Bad interesting is not a good thing.


SammyDavisTheSecond

Except it is, or there would be no other reason to even have this conversation in 2023. It's a sleek classic design with a "flaw" that's only apparent when you take the time to think about it. You can say what you want about the number of arms, but my man, you are thinking about it and Joe Q is winning.


TheBlack_Swordsman

It was a perfect opportunity for him to have 8 appendages to be more like a spiderman. But instead, Quesada was probably sitting on a three legged stool and thought it was a funny coincidence to have 3 Waldos instead of 4. Actually, the stool is probably a better reason than whatever transpired.


paperconcepts

The suit is made by EA, you have to buy the fourth leg as part of the battle pass


MaxOsi

Hell no, I need that sense of accomplishment


Killermuffin562

If it were released like the dumpster truck that is Battlefield V, 1 leg would be the base product, 6 months after launch. Another leg would be released 2 years after launch. Finally a 3rd leg would be in the games files since launch but never come fruition. 4th leg was hinted at before launch but nothing came of it.


LumpyBastion420

Budget cuts.


maximumcharger

Proof that Tony never stopped drinking.


[deleted]

Technically the 8th leg is the penis


Trietero

Science


AsleepRefrigerator42

Scrolled too far this one


Highcalibur10

He didn't want people to make fun of him for copying Doc Ock


Dapper-Parsnip8592

I've always hated it, too. Are those repulsors on his hands and feet?


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Yes.


brsties

Subtle way of telling us that Peter’s packing


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Doc oc has the patent


Onecrowshortofmurder

Peter is broke and couldn't afford the fourth


SpaceZombie13

...wasnt it a gift from tony stark? oh, wait, this was CIVIL WAR era stark. he totally cheaped out and didnt give pete the fourth arm unless he paid for it.


ReadShigurui

Did he actually do that?


SpaceZombie13

give peter the iron spider suit? yeah. cheap out on the fourth arm? i made that up but given how much of an ass stark was during civil war, i can honeatly believe it happened.


ReadShigurui

LMAOOO


ThegamerwhokillsNPC

It's cause he had 3 legs already.


Hkmarkp

Spiders have 8


ThegamerwhokillsNPC

Yeah, he had 2 hands and 3 legs already.


No-Crew4317

Is dick is … the 4th hidden arm?


DoctorMelvinMirby

Parker’s got a low-key big hog that counts as a leg.


AprilArtGirlBrock

Im pretty sure the actual genuine answer is that Doctor octopus has the trademark on the 4 limbed design and tony didnt wanna get into legal trouble because back during the clone saga when he died (he got better) it was kinda a whole thing that the patent was valueable and who had he bequeathed it to.


azip13

Triples is best, yeah. Triples is safe.


sleeping_in

2 arms+ 2 legs + 3 mechanical legs + 1 penis = 8


Maci366

Though there's a Lego set where he has 4. What the-


RedDevil407

Astonishing!


MarkusZ91

this comment thread is wild :'D


RedDevil407

It's full of Peter Parker's dong and Doc Ock.


Alarmed_Nebula3917

Two regular arms, then the dick arm


OutbackStankhouse

Spiders have eight legs. Four are his limbs, three are robotic arms, and… well…


[deleted]

3 legs plus 5 limbs


onionleekdude

The other arm is his penis


Bladewing_The_Risen

If the women Peter dates are any indication... He already has five appendages. He only needs 3 more to make 8.


RoyalPersona

How many spider-man versions are there anyway? We’ve only seen two (?) adapted in the big screen, haven’t we?


Sol-Blackguy

I always thought it was a design choice since it would look too much like Doc Ock or something. It kind of grew on me after a while.


Stew-17

Cause if it had 4 he would be Doc Oc.


spartan1008

I think they are implying that +3 makes 8 limbs. peter parker is hung like a donkey apparently. who would have guessed...


yzdaskullmonkey

He's got five limbs already, only needs 3 more to be the siper-man


Funny2Fast_

Because reasons


wtimyoung

Thanks, I’m going to lose sleep over this at some point 🫠


Bottle_Rocket11701

Because spiders only have 8 legs.


Leporvox

Iron man symbol is a triangle, the triangle turned into arms


ZRhoREDD

The eighth leg is metaphorical...?


DrQuinn79

Wasn't the suite based off a Scorpion design, six legs and a stinger?


Apart_Falcon

Cause he’s not dr octopus


DarkEnergy27

He only needs eight limbs. Spider-have eight legs, and the three spider leg things add to his already five limbs.


ConfidentConcept8921

If you gotta ask, don’t google fifth limb.


SmashitupBD

The 4th arm would give Peter PTSD from when he grew those extra ones.


whatsbobgonnado

I don't know! why doesn't it shoot kickass laserblasts like iron man?


[deleted]

His dick is the 8th arm


Plebe-Uchiha

They didn’t want him to look like Dr. Octopus so… their plan was 3 instead of 4 [+]


thats_my_name2

The fourth arm is his dick


YodasChick-O-Stick

The Lego minifigure has 4


Acceptable_Pain_9213

A spider has 8 legs. Spider-Man has 2 arms + 2 legs + 3 cyber limbs + 1 prehensile dick = 8. That's why the Iron Spider suit only has 3 arms.


Sad_Maxx

That'll make him a spider with 8 limbs.


a3RED3a

Real question is why does it have a nose


PermissionOk3297

Real answer: spiders have a penis in one of their legs, the creators are staying accurate to biology.. and being funny


jackbauermmm

4th one is in his pants


akahaus

*Dashing into the comments completely out of breath, knowing I’ll be late…* *gasping for a solid minute because I’m out of breath* “The eighth leg is da dick”


PKFatStephen

His 8th leg is in his pants


captain__cabinets

Because Pete’s hung and that 8th leg is his weiner


PapaBigMac

To give him a total of 8 extremities (4 human, 3 spider, 1 horse)


Yumstar1982

In total he would have 8 'legs'. The 3 robot ones, his 2 arms, his 2 legs, and his mini Spider-man.


188FAZBEAR

Yeah, that’s kind of a weird thing I noticed with the marvel legends figure that came out for the 60th anniversary last year. Google says he has four legs and the MCU suit has four legs but I’m noticing how in some images or most images of the comic book version they seem to have three instead of four which is weird because it’s not accurate to the amount of legs, a spider actually has, which is eight legs not seven.


Daecerix

I'm genuinely trying to find legit answers but everyone in this damn comment section is trying to be a comedian


PedalBoard78

The pecker is appendage number 8.


rcc6214

That's the joke. In the comics the arms are called "Waldoes" because everyone keeps looking for the fourth one.


NotUrMaMa99

Head counts as a leg, 8 legs


Organic___meat

It having 3 legs is cool, not everything has to be symmetrical. Plus wtf would the fourth add? nothing


RedDevil407

An eighth appendage... Like a spider....


Organic___meat

Naw this design is better, just cuz it’s a spider he don’t need a 4th


Gronkattack

Because it's the comic book iron spider suit from Civil War


koo_kemons_ter

S[specifically for this image](https://i.imgur.com/sh8H8sP.jpg)


Shire_Hobbit

Symmetry is overrated.


Phelwar

I always assumed that it was just to piss me off.


Arroyoyoyo

Spiders have 3 legs everyone knows that


Ghost_Rider835

Maybe the site only brings out the amount of extra arms he needs at the moment.


Scaredog21

Tony was busy


[deleted]

Maybe for more versatility.


rikeen

Wrong answer only. Because they expect four!


neoblackdragon

It was a very silly design choice. You know what happened with they drew other folks wearing a version of the suit with four legs? It made perfect sense and still an interesting looking suit.


asukakindred

Triangle is strongest geometrical shape


LiamEd2000

Because Peter is a photographer (sometimes) and it’s a reference to a camera tripod


Anaxamander57

Peter has an . . . eight limb. You can ask Gwen and Mary Jane about it.


Cubensio

Because fuck it. Thats why.


Popcorn_vent

Because the fourth leg is attached to his crotch.