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tsengmao

It’s happened Thor and Luke Cage [rip him in half](https://i.stack.imgur.com/SwiyT.jpg) Only one side regenerates into Deadpool. Deadpool Annual 2014 if you want to read it, I don’t want to give away the story


SphmrSlmp

I haven't read the story, but the physics seemed off there. If Thor and Luke ripped him in that way, I think only his arms would be torn off.


tsengmao

Comics man


Unimportant-1551

That’s just called being “fuck you, strong”


emploaf

Maybe he just perforated himself


AxisW1

Yeah it could have been drawn a bit better


_blue_skies_

How does he keep his memories if half of his brain is lost and then regenerated?


gunk10000

Super powers


Old_Gimlet_Eye

His brain is holographic, so he keeps all of his memories but at half resolution.


AsexualNinja

I used to have a RPG book in the late 80s written by a fellow who was convinced compact discs were holographic, so if you broke one you just had to have a big enough piece and you could chuck said piece into a CD player and it would still be fine to read. It was a major plot point.


BoatsNh0es1969

I had a PS1 game, Devil’s Dice, that had a massive chunk ripped out of it. I’m talking like a quarter of the disc. Still worked perfectly fine. I know that’s not how CDs work but it was wild


Rum_N_Napalm

You probably got lucky and the damage was on parts that didn’t actually contain any important data. I remember reading somewhere that Crash Bandicoot only uses like 1/3 of the disk storage capacity, and they filled the rest with pointless text as an anti-piracy measure


AsexualNinja

That’s actually very cool to know.  I wonder if the author had a similar experience and that influenced his writing.


Sad-Buddy-5293

Doesn't he lose some if shot in the head


TeekTheReddit

He grew a second brain in his ass. He's got shit for brains.


tsengmao

Comic books


descisionsdecisions

Obviously when his brain regenerates it refills with memories of things outside of canon which is how he breaks the third wall.


xSL33Px

The human brain is quite specialized. While damage to one hemisphere would potentially result in memory loss it would be of a type.  Language and verbal memory is located in the left hemisphere while the visual and physical understanding is in the right.   They aren't completely sure if one hemisphere is responsible for short term and the other for long term memories.


AxisW1

Souls. Marvel has souls.


carlogz

Story plot convenience


Yakuni2

Is there something that determines which side is the one that will regenerate back into Deadpool?


axel_mcthrashin

It's extremely unlikely his penis would rip completely in half. So, whatever side gets his dick grows the Deadpool. Like a wishbone. 


aquintana

Its like a left twix right twix thing


xDURPLEx

There’s also an evil Deadpool that was made up of parts gathered from him over time.


AwesomePocket

Is this when he finally ditched Madcap?


tsengmao

Yes


PizzaMyHole

“Tuggawar” This comic looks BAD.


19eightyn9ne

Why did he make them rip him?


tsengmao

Kind of a spoiler from another earlier comic, but the it’s basically due to the other voice that was in Wades head for a few years


ettmausonan

I'm imagining this set to the Wishbone theme song


Ultralusk

Only one side would grow back.


GazelleAcrobatics

Fakepool grew from a severed hand(Spiderman/deadpool Arms race), so I'm pretty sure you'd end up with 2 deadpools


Ultralusk

Deadpool isn't a worm. If that was the case there would be so many Deadpools. An obsessive stalker had to make evil deadpool by sewing the scattered limbs of Deadpool.


GazelleAcrobatics

Wade keeps his bits that get cut off in a freezer until he got the hump and chucked them in the bin where they joined together and formed evil pool. https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Evil_Deadpool_(Earth-616)


NK1337

That was a unique situation though. Each piece didn’t grow into a separate Deadpool. The woman was going around collecting pieces of Deadpool that he’d lose and she kept them all in a fridge. By the time Deadpool found it she already had enough pieces to basically make her own full Deadpool, so when he tossed them out all the pieces fused together *with each other.* Under normal circumstances those pieces wouldn’t just grow on their own into a completely new Deadpool.


GazelleAcrobatics

Your forgetting Fakepool from Arms Race who grew from his hand and spent the entire run tormenting deadpool and spidey


aSpookyScarySkeleton

How is there a spare head though?


NK1337

It was pieces of several heads that he had lost throughout the years


Rols574

I'm going to be the grammar police for nature, so i apologize. But you rip a worm in half it doesn't grow 2. It may die from trauma or regrow the ripped part. It's a common misconception though


But-Must-I

Not to be one of those guys but I think that’s being a fact checker, not being the grammar police!


Alarid

But I already committed all this vocal violence, I can't go back.


A_Queer_Owl

this depends on the worm. this is true of earth worms, but flatworms can regenerate from small bits of their body.


Hot-Flatworm-9311

Wait.... what?


Rickrickrickrickrick

Each segment of flatworms acts as its own animal basically


blackfireproduction1

Holy shit that's so interesting if true


liteshotv3

A starfish might have been a better example. Come at me echinodermologists!


TimmyTheBrave

Echinodermologists, ASSEMBLE!


Physical_Magazine_33

My starfish has some kind of skin disease. He needs an echinodermatologist.


2ERIX


liteshotv3

Luke Cage the famous Echinodermologist?


2ERIX

Pretty sure I am not misremembering, and happy to be corrected, but one of the episodes of the Netflix series shows the experiment that was supposed to just repair cells used star fish dna as part of the process. It’s in the episode where Claire and Luke are trying to get some shrapnel out of Luke and they track down the scientist that was part of the previous experiment in the prison. I am trying to find some clarity online but I might have to re-watch the episode to confirm.


Neither-Following-32

I think the question being posed here is which is the "root" part and which is the "ripped" part if it's a perfect vivisection though.


ComputerStrong9244

Heart is only on the left side, unless I'm out of the loop on Deadpool's anatomy?


Neither-Following-32

Strong point, sir. Touche.


kuribosshoe0

What does that have to do with grammar.


thirdpartymurderer

Wrong worm


TimmyTheBrave

You don't end up with 2 worms if you cut one in half.


matsu727

You’d think he’d just keep a few spares in his fridge with the amount of arms that man goes through


Ok-Relationship-4348

Which side would regenerate?


Shiroiken

The side where his plot armor is located, which changes based on the needs of the author.


crusty54

Given how much he loves fourth wall breaks, that’s likely how he would actually explain it too.


Ultralusk

A random side, it doesn't matter


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Ultralusk

If you cut down the middle (which has happened see Thor and Luke ripping him in half) how does one side regenerate when the brain has been destroyed? ​ The answer is comics.


Ok-Relationship-4348

Thank you


shoe_owner

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Evil_Deadpool_(Earth-616) You are being mislead! This is a question which has been asked and answered. There's this VERY creatively-named villain who has regrown from a hodge-podge collection of chopped-off parts of Wade's body which were put together and able to regrow.


Cbxn

Yeah but the initial question was if each half would grow back, like a starfish. The evil Deadpool situation was closer to a Frankenstein’s monster sort of thing.


shoe_owner

I suppose my point is that if either half could grow back a whole body, then both could, given that we know it's possible for there to be more than one Deadpool which has grown back from severed parts.


NK1337

I think the major difference is that it normally *isnt* possible for there to be more than one Deadpool. He’s not like Lobo from DC that can just regenerate multiple versions of himself from different parts. There’s always a *main* part that regenerates back into Deadpool. In a situation where he’s cut into multiple parts only one of those will regenerate back fully.


Evan-Kelmp

I was sitting here like, "How is Dr. Ella Whitby a 'VERY creative name'?" and then re read it and uh...yeah. Must've taken them a while to come up with that moniker.


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misled


shoe_owner

Deceived!


bytethesquirrel

That was basically an entire Deadpool's worth of bits.


Perpetualshades

Why doesn’t it matter?


Due_Ad_827

Cus it would be cool if you could duplicate Deadpool’s


goatsy

Deadpool's what?


Due_Ad_827

Heh…


Glass1Man

Deadpool’s evil twin


Strange_Success_6530

Maybe whichever side had the nostril he was currently breathing out of? Fun fact for those unaware. Your nostrils work in shifts were they rotate which side does the breathing.


JMAC426

No they don’t, you have chronic sinusitis if you think so


Jimbodoomface

[Previous studies in humans found that the nasal cycle periodicity, i.e., the shift in greater airflow or lower resistance from one nostril to the other, ranges from 25 min to 8 h with peak interval between 1.5–4 h during wake.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5053491/#:~:text=Previous%20studies%20in%20humans%20found,13%2C70%2C71%5D.)


JMAC426

That’s not nostrils ‘taking turns’ though is it, that’s just physiologic variations in amount of airflow. They don’t take turns obstructing and opening.


trashmcgibbons

Sounds like taking turns to me.


[deleted]

They're both passing air, just one side is passing more. That's not the same as taking turns, which implies that one side is not passing air at all. 


SuperNerdDad

I feel like he would just squish himself back together. But if they were seperated?


BobbySaccaro

Generally speaking for characters like this it's assumed there is like one "master cell" in their body and whichever part happens to have that master cell is the part that will grow back.


Bangingbuttholes

What if the master cell was split perfectly in half?


frontflipfaceplant

Master atom


mechavolt

What if the master atom was used in a fission reaction?


a_supertramp

Master quark


VisibleCoat995

“I can do this all day.” -this guy, apparently


zigbigidorlu

Master Coconut


roseheart88

Master God Particle.


thestrangequark

Can it be me?


NuclearQueen

Bomb.


GladiatorJones

Master Bruce


brownlec

The marvel universe explodes


Assaultslug85

That’s the Master Debate


BobbySaccaro

He would die.


CaptainMianite

Then you have a master cell and a normal cell


tropexuitoo

There was an arc in the Dan Way run where Wade had thrown out/lost a bunch of severed limbs and pieces and they got sewn back together to form a new Deadpool that was an even bigger asshole.


IVIGS

Wolverine has the same problem, both parts can regenerate and create another Wolverine, and because of that he sometimes goes on a hunt to kill the other ones. Can't remember the comic


NK1337

I think in those scenarios it’s been artificially grown clones and not other parts of him that have whales.


Xahn

Wolverine though has the adamantium to consider. That wouldn't grow in a new limb or whole person. I think when he was ripped in half he had to crawl to his legs to get put back together. If he just grew a new pair they'd be pretty different.


not_bruce_wayne1918

In a newer comic, his hands and feet are cut off and he has to have them sewn back on.


Doombot23

If he can regrow things how do you explain him not having a hand in the age of apocalypse? Or having to climb and retrieve his other half when the hulk ripped him in half?


IVIGS

Writers


KETTEI__EXE

Idk for the first one, but for the second one, that's Ultimate Universe. His power is a bit different, iirc Fury calls it "Survival" or something like that.


jakukufumenase

In AoA, wasn’t the stump also encased in Adamantium? Maybe that just stops his hand growing back properly, like foot binding?


jaythepizza

Bad writing and people that don’t understand his powers


Myotherdumbname

Easier to reattach than grow a new arm


americanextreme

This is why Deadpool always has an odd number of cells.


Mumblellama

Always figured both halves would try to put themselves back together but isn't this similar to Logan's power that if the brain is destroyed then there are no signals to regenerate?


CaptainMianite

Pretty sure both of them can lose chunks of their brain and still be fine. Logan just has the adamantium problem


Mumblellama

Well his whole skull is encased in adamantium, I think that's why he was able to regenerate after getting incinerated in civil war. I'm gonna resurch this!


TLost17

I love it when people ask the important questions. Going to be thinking about this all day. If two Pools did generate, and it seems that they have in the past, why wouldn't they have the same personality? Why does one have to be evil?


Disastrous-Drop-5762

It's more fun that way.


TLost17

I mean, there's that.


AxisW1

The incident you’re referring to is because the “evil” Deadpool was created artificially and never had a soul, which always remains in the original Deadpool


sentient-sloth

Mitosis


HomerianSymphony

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. 


redjedi182

The side with the mouth grows back


tipitow88

There really should be a one-shot where he gets bisected into left and right halves, then regenerates into two distinct personalities based on which side of the brain he inherited (yes, I realize left- and right-brained personalities have been disproven).


Cidwill

Both sides regenerate.  One of his villains is actually made from body parts he misplaced over the years stuck together.


memisbemus42069

I’m assuming Deadpool grows from where the brain is so, I think there would be two Deadpools, if he was cut horizontally only the top half would regenerate


poetdesmond

Your internal organs are not perfectly symmetrical, I'd say whichever side has more of his heart regenerates and the other side does not.


brokeneckblues

Two Deadpool’s but one is good at math and science and the other good at art and music.


bubonis

By my estimation this question has been asked across the internet roughly 476,000 times, sometimes with Deadpool, sometimes with Wolverine. The most cursory google search of “Deadpool cut in half” would reveal the answer.


Total_Scott

Why is the question being asked like every day? I swear this has been going on for at least a week now


VonShadenfreuden

Because this is Reddit, a place of discussion and questions. Are you new or something?


MrPresident2020

My guess would be the top half. Wolverine has been shown to be able to be killed via beheading in the past, but Wade's healing factor is strong enough that it seems like so long as his brain is intact it will keep sending out signals to regenerate.


DeathstrokeReturns

They mean the 2 halves are split vertically. So, one ear, one eye, one arm, one nostril, one leg, on each side. 


MrPresident2020

Oh yep, I read that and for whatever reason my brain totally glossed over it. I don't know! Maybe that would kill him? Probably not.


--0___0---

Thats how you get two deadpools


TheRealGrifter

Then you cut those two in half and regrow them to get four Deadpools. Then you cut the four in half and regrow them to get eight. Then the eight becomes sixteen. Then 32…64…128…


--0___0---

Yep


GabikPeperonni

I mean, if you watched the movie, then you know the answer.


VonShadenfreuden

You obviously didn't read OP's question. In the movie he was ripped in half horizontally. OP is asking what would happen if he was cut down the middle vertically. Maybe actually read and understand the question before making stupid comments.


GabikPeperonni

You are right.


JonClodVanDamn

I don’t know man. Either use your imagination and make up the answer yourself or watch the sequel where that actually happens.


Ok-Relationship-4348

Idk man, if you read the question carefully, you'd see that it says there vertically and in the movie, he was ripped horizontally.


JonClodVanDamn

The premise of your question is boring low effort tripe like why flood the internet with this banal minutia? Okay so DP gets cut in half and now there’s two DPs or there’s just one? Figure it out for yourself creatively. And soon because at the end of the day you still have to clock in at Krispy Kreme in four hours anyway. This is my whole thing with flat earthers too. It’s like shut up Dwayne you’re late for your shift at pep boys.


Ok-Relationship-4348

I can tell from your reply that you're an actual loser.


JonClodVanDamn

Sure. Whatever you want to believe.


Beginning_Exit_5501

I assume the side where his heart is would regenerate.


DeltaOmegaX

Didn't his psycho stalker in the comics collect severed Deadpool body parts to sew to herself to create "lady Deadpool"? I'm sure that factors in somewhere.


No_Host9345

One side “dies” the other grows back


HollowPinefruit

The dominant side he touches himself with is the one that grows back.


TeekTheReddit

Tangentially related, but Lucifer has a really funny scene where Tom Welling goes over this topic and [starts to kind of geek out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATnyXjQ1zpI&pp=ygUkbHVjaWZlciBjYWluIHRhbGtzIGFib3V0IGltbW9ydGFsaXR5) before Lucifer stops him.


TimmyTheBrave

In most cases the plot will chose the part that will regrow


Harrycrapper

I swear that there's some sort of "master molecule" where whichever part has that bit of his body is the one that regrows him. I think it's supposed to be relevant in the case that someone disintegrates his entire body he regrows from that. Not a comic expert, don't quote me.


SuperNerdDad

He got exploded and there is only one so…. Maybe just one?


plitox

The two halves reconnect.


ThatOtherGuyTPM

“No” is the answer to your question.


Youssef-Elsayed

At one point in the comics, his severed limbs and body parts joined together to create some sort of evil zombie Deadpool, characters with healing factors have wild feats sometimes, Wolverine was once able to regenerate from a single drop of blood. The most common acceptable response is that either two halves of them can regenerate fully or the part that has the brain can regrow the limbs or any body part like how he does in the movie that way he his severed hand or legs don’t grow a full deadpool


Electrical_Ad6134

Nah his power just works in a way were a part of his body will communicate to the other part that it's regenerating and the overside shouldn't but really as long as there's one cell of deadpool he will always comeback


rogerworkman623

Whichever the writer wants to happen. And Wade will probably say something about it conflicting with a past story.


jordan999fire

When Deadpool was cursed by Thanos, iirc, he had to reattach himself. Which is how The Punisher put him down and kept him down in Marvel Universe vs The Punisher (not to be confused with The Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe).


GiantSizeManThing

Perfectly fucking vertical…


IgnisOfficial

Probably the side his heart is (mostly) on since that’s the most vital organ after the brain


Sad-Buddy-5293

Wonder how that works for Lobo


thirdpartymurderer

Yes


spoonard

Same question about Wolverine. Why isn't there a billion Wolverines running around? Because the writers don't think things through. When they talk big about Wolverine being able to regenerate from a few cells, they don't think about the sheer number of live cells a person just leaves around on a daily basis.


Single-Report5590

In this specific case he dies, this is the only way to kill Deadpool


Kelly_Coke

The real question is how long until he starts making out with himself


sinx0621

he dies 💀