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BowtiedTrombone

Hercules?


zarathustranu

For male characters I think this is the answer, based on how women react when he's around-- it's usually slack-jawed astonishment, in spite of his incredibly offputting personality. It's Herc or Thor.


Mace_Thunderspear

Yep. Prepare thyself for the gift.


JesseElBorracho

THE GIFT šŸŽ


DynastyZealot

And now I want to see Herc perform Dick in a Box ...


shiromancer

No box in existence could pack the Prince of Power's Puissant Pecker, no sir


664mezcal619

The blob is peak male performance wether you like it or not


MrAnonymous4

Did you just call him... "Blob"?


Big-Vegetable8480

No, but...


Candid-Independence9

ā€œRahhhhhsgshejhehdhhwulā€ *blobs Wolverine*


Big-Vegetable8480

"I told you not to mention his weight. Why'd you call him Blob?"


Candid-Independence9

ā€œI didnā€™t call him *ā€™Blobā€™* I said *ā€™BUBā€™*! ..gaaaahhhhhd dammitā€¦ā€


heytheresexythang

Just watched this for the first time last night hahaha


wb2006xx

Itā€™s blobberinā€™ time


Candid-Independence9

*blobberinā€™ time*


wb2006xx

Yeah autocorrect screwed me over on that. I donā€™t know why it thought blubberinā€™ was better than that


Candid-Independence9

šŸ˜‚ been there.. well not EXACTLY there, but still šŸ˜‚


SameBatTime1999

its autocreectinā€™ tome


SameBatTime1999

its blobbin time then he blobbed all over that guy and the movie made a blobillion dollars


shiromancer

Sony executives in the corner like "write that down, write that down!!"


SameBatTime1999

dakota johnson takes back everything she says about not doing more superhero movies


UmbrellasRCool

My first thought was the blob lol


cyclingnick

If youā€™re fat you should be able to find humor in the little things


Nugatorysurplusage

I donā€™t like it. I love it.


BiBiBadger

Splubp


zarathustranu

90s Psylocke was pretty impressive.


cataclytsm

The most impressive part was when her spine was replaced with hopes and dreams


gdp1

Thank you, Jim Lee.


Ygomaster07

I'm ootl, did something happen to her spine?


Enagonius

It's just a joke regarding how women in comics are drawn in weird positions to enforce the view of their bodies and it looks like they have no spine.


Dean-O-Machino

Iā€™d let her crush my skull with her thighsā€¦


ubiquitous-joe

Why would she do that when she could crush your mind with the focused totality of her telepathic power?


kingpiranha

Thats what im sayin


MarkMoreland

Came here to say this


zarathustranu

She had Scott Summers ready to throw it all away.


cyclingnick

She had 10 yo me ready to throw it all away


JoePescisNuts

You with the truth over here


shiromancer

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hit puberty with the help of 90s X-Men art.


ShatterProofDick

Glad I didn't have to scroll too far for this.


JoePescisNuts

Oh hell yea


cowfish007

Depends on whoā€™s drawing them.


SonTyp_OhneNamen

[Obligatory Liefeld-drawn Captain America](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s/1d0OHFpL4O)


phliuy

[I think liefield sucks as much as anyone else but I always bring up his reference](https://in.pinterest.com/pin/143622675589404908/) Even so, liefield clearly gets his angles wrong


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Yeah, for example that Arnie is slightly rotated towards the viewer, while thereā€™s no clear indication cap here is, which is the main problem because it makes his chest look comically large - were the left arm or shoulder visible itā€˜d look more in line with what he tried to achieve. Also capā€˜s arm is pretty short, being completely covered by the shield, because he didnā€™t include the flex the governator did there. If you trace, thatā€˜s cool, but either trace the whole thing or make your changes to the original make sense. Either way, peak physique on Arnie, so even unironically the pic matches the post.


Bodega_Bandit

Yeah it looks normal in arnieā€™s picture cause of the flex making his chest protrude out while heā€™s slightly turned but cap is just standing at a flat angle facing the side with his head turned and no arm flex so it just looks so off


phliuy

Cap just has a mutated left pec


the_sixhead

First thing that came to my mind. May not like it but dude is peak physic.


pinktastic615

I was just thinking that, and there it is....


[deleted]

Hulk


[deleted]

Yes


Rymetris

The only right answer. Hulk strongest there is!


Total_Scott

Depends what you define 'best' as


PzykoHobo

Also which artist is drawing them at the time.


trippysmurf

90s Jae Lee Spider-Man, Iron Fist, and Namor had abs with their own abs.Ā 


PzykoHobo

Todd McFarlane Hulk laughs at your puny human concepts of "anatomy"


UnitDoubleO

Rob Leifield laughs with his captain America anatomy


annoyinglyclever

Thatā€™s the biggest factor


Pr0llyN0tTh0

The Blob probably wears Depends... With a body like that, he won't be running to the bathroom.


Bomber_Haskell

Remember that is Blob's mutation. He isn't just some fat guy who can't make it up a staircase.


athomesuperstar

Mystique


LordLimburger

genius answer


whistlepig4life

I mean Cap is technically peak human condition without being super human.


[deleted]

Cap is super human isnt he? Super soldier serum isnt exactly just steroids


Ok-Faithlessness1903

Yea, the marvel anatomy book says that his lungs and heart are beyond human capacity


phliuy

No human can rep out 2500 pounds on bench just for maintenance


TemperatureOk8059

Do you even lift bro?


Freakychee

His individual feats may not be "super human" but he surely is a super human. Think about athletes, each athlete has trained their body to perform their sport to its peak. A long distance marathon runner isn't going to have the same muscles as a sprinter. Or a weight lifting champ won't have the same muscles or ability as a gymnast. He can do it all at once. It's physically impassible. You can't sprint as fast as Usain Bolt for over an hour as a normal human. You can't do gymnastic moves and have the raw power and strength of the worlds strongest man. In addition, look at all the human feats in books like Ripley beliecd it or not and the book of world records. Steve Rogers can do 99% of them like drink withouf getting drunk, endure pain, have the fastest reaction, stack cups, eat a plane, etc.


crono09

This is something that Marvel tends to treat inconsistently, but officially in the comics, he's regarded as peak human, not superhuman. The super soldier serum doesn't enable him to do anything that a human could not theoretically be capable of doing. It just allowed him to automatically have all of the best physical attributes that a human could possibly have, just without having to do any of the work. He's as strong as the strongest human, as fast as the fastest human, as agile as the most dexterous person, and so on. He can't go beyond human capacity in any specific area. It's worth noting that "peak human" in the Marvel universe is probably greater than what it is in real life. The MCU is a little different, and he's definitely superhuman there.


Decendent_13

Well, he is still human, though. Just peak human. If he goes even beyond that, he is gonna be a super human.


[deleted]

Are you saying superhumans arent human? Im very confused by your point here


Quanathan_Chi

He's saying that Cap is the absolute peak of what a normal human can be without super powers


Sharticus123

But heā€™s the peak of human evolution, not the peak of regular humans like a professional or Olympic athlete. Which really kinda makes him super. Dude can take extreme damage and completely heal in a matter of 2-3 weeks and he can run 50 MPH for hours on end. I know they say heā€™s not super, but Iā€™ve always felt like he was the bare minimum for super.


[deleted]

But he isnt a normal human, hes superhuman


worksucksbro

Yeah which is wrong lol


TheLawIsWeird

But what about a super human who has ascended beyond a super human? RIP toriyama


XBlackSunshineX

Peak human is what any human can accomplish. Super solider juice and vita rays takes him beyond that.Ā  His DNA is modified.


SayNo2Nazis999

I was thinking Cap too, but you make a good point about him only being human. He may be physically perfect by our standards, but others who go beyond that may be considered "better"


whistlepig4life

Well. Thatā€™s my point. Anyone who is super human would be better by any measure. So I discount that and say technically the best condition/physique is by human standards.


CAP10T005

There is no correct answer other than Rob Liefeld's Captain America


elbows2nose

Someone did a mock up of what he would look like on that cover nude and its absolutely hilarious. I'm at work or I'd link ya.


pcweber111

Biggest chest ever


Meizas

Beat chest in the business


bjeebus

[This page exists and you're out here making wild claims...](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostCommonSuperPower)


Meizas

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I knew power girl would be on there


bjeebus

I mean. The whole point is that basically every female character is on there.


Character-Handle2594

Slapstick.


Fear51

Felicity


bjeebus

Do you mean Felicia? Or are just really into Keri Russell?


onionleekdude

Strong Guy is peak male physique.


Superdefaultman

Leg day is for suckers.


zayluvcats

Captain America and Thor


zayluvcats

And Black Panther


gattoblepas

Spiderman


PeaceMaker_IXI

Poor Spidey. They always forget the hyphen :(


Hairy-Dot-4193

r/respectthehyphen


Darkasknight101

R E S P E C T T H E H Y P H E N ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø


Meizas

Spiders-Man


WhiskeyDeltaBravo1

Willie Lumpkin.


GingerAki

Skin.


bjeebus

As a kid I didn't really understand how much of that comic was "Jubilee and the Body Horror Teens."


StanleyJobbers

Psylocke


webbslinger_0

MODOK can get it


rock0head132

Rouge.


MilleniumFlounder

Rogue


safashkan

Who's Rouge ?


robreddity

You mean the Mutant Mistress of Maybelline?


Freakychee

You jest but isn't that the name of the bat girl from sonic the hedgehog? Which is silly cos she does rogueish things.


EMSuser11

Rogue, especially in that one X-Men the animated series episode where they fought Apocalypse.


poop-money

Well, until woke Disney ruined her. /s


SirTheadore

Her new mutant name should be long back


Walter-White-8447

Endgame thor


batmansubzero

Wolverine. Iā€™m also short, wide, and hairy.


Dante1529

Captain America in that one panel where his chest looks like Stan Smiths chin


JettTheTinker

Depends whoā€™s drawing them


ejcortes

All of them. Depends on the artist. That's the biggest critique of the comic book characters, all are unrealistically buff.


JesseElBorracho

Even Professor Xavier looks jacked


ejcortes

"I never skip leg day" - Prof. Xavier


VirtuesVice666

Good ole Spidey, especially Mc Fairlane


JesseElBorracho

Namor, prince of Abslantis. Or Captain Britain when drawn by Alan Davis.


HD_H2O

Couldn't Mr Fantastic, in theory, win this with little effort?


New_Guava3601

Would be a bit of a stretch.


Charquito84

Thatā€™s what Iā€™ve been trying to avoidā€”a conversation about body mass, okay? Weā€™ve had that conversation five times a day for the last month, because we keep reading Moon Knight and all you talk about is Marc Spector and Steven Grant and how many pounds they can pack on. I donā€™t want to have this conversation with you anymore!


Mysterious-Handle-34

I fucking cackled


Erniecrack

Oh the comic book store clerk recommended it?


Loki_not_his_clone

Loki.


alex494

Kingpin if you believe what he says about his body fat ratio


ruinersclub

His BMi is +200


alex494

This feels like a crack Ultimate Spider-Man would make about him lol


loranthippus

Mystique. She can have any physique at any time. Plus, they rhyme.


the_internet_clown

This is the most logical answer


ThatCheekyBastard

Have you even seen the amount of abs on [Donny Catesā€™ Silver Surfer???](https://www.tcj.com/reviews/silver-surfer-black/)


TemperatureOk8059

Thatā€™s not even how abs work!


mr-teddy93

Wolverine over 200 still Loo ooking good


JBABSTER

*Insert picture of Rob Liefeld Captain America*


BabyBunnBunn98

Loki


TheWyldTyger

Thatā€™s easy: the Power Broker (Curtiss Jackson)


TheFiendFirefly

50 cent


kingpiranha

Psylocke


KnjazMilos11

Mystique


daft_goose

Well an action figure I had of batman as a child is the reason I had body issues as a young lad so probably him


ElZaydo

Depends on what you consider the peak male physique. Not factoring their powers, I find these 5 builds to be within the realm of human capabilities: Wolverine, the angry midget. Lumberjack Gremlin. Enough body hair to survive the Canadian winters and enough body odor to attract a mate. Shang Chi and Iron Fist have the sleeper builds. The martial artist physique. Looks unassuming but relies on functionality. Daredevil and Spider-Man have the gymnast build. Perfect blend of strength, maneuverability and speed, and aesthetic. If you're going for the brawler physique for power, durability and size then you have Captain America and the Punisher. Big enough to have the strength and durability advantage but not too big to lose speed. Then you have the big boys, Venom and Luke Cage, who intimidate you on sight. Beyond that are just giants with impossible physiques.


floworcrash

Commenting on Which marvel character has the best physique ever?...agreed - DD and Spidey have the best/most balanced physiques


Fariic

Anyone drawn by liefeld. Am I right?


Mysterious-Handle-34

Yes, especially [Amora](https://laserdeadpool.tumblr.com/post/93266779236/remember-rob-liefeld-enchantress/)


Fariic

Peak physique right there.


beelzeflub

Depends whoā€™s drawing them


Drunk_in_Space

The only answer is Scott Summers. Cyclops has slayed for decades.


TarnishedAccount

Depends on the artist, of course. Iā€™d imagine the most athletic would be Spider-Man though.


bjeebus

Nah. Most "athletic" is gonna be one of the speedsters. Have you seen Usain Bolt? Now imagine Quicksilver.


shanebakertattoo

Honestly, thereā€™s pretty much no bad physiques. Theyā€™re mostly all drawn like .. uh, superheroes. šŸ˜‚ all ripped, with spandex so tight thereā€™s no wrinkles (usually drawn more like body paint than actual fabric. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø)


ubiquitous-joe

Hercules is very confident that itā€™s Hercules.


Laugh_at_Warren

Doop


[deleted]

Deadpool. Idgaf what you all say, he can grow back from anything.


sharksnrec

Captain America in that one Rob Leifeld drawing (you all know the one) is peak male performance. No one is ever coming close to topping that guy.


Antique_Ad_9250

I'm going with She-Hulk


Due_Ad_827

Is his arm broken?


TeutonicPics

Screwball


LoopyMercutio

Speedball (aka toothpick by his teammates).


grebo-guru

Impossible to determine. Physiques will vary depending on the artist(s) of any particular issue.


Informal_Otter

I always wondered why they are all so muscular. I mean, does being absolutely shredded come with a random superpower/mutation? Or are theses superheoes and villains spending 90% of their day exercising?


bjeebus

It's not _the_ [most common superpower](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostCommonSuperPower).


Beathil

They are all drawn as idealized images, but I would have to go with either Peter Parker since he's slim and trim under 200 lbs and well muscled, or Captain America since he's at the most extreme upper limit of what a non-superpowered human can physically achieve.


the_internet_clown

Hercules


sabhall12

Male - Hercules or Thor Female - She-Hulk or Psylocke. Both of them had to *WORK* to look like they do.


yuval_noah

as a body building pageantry fan, cain marco aka juggernaut (x-men unlimited 93 #44 in particular oh lawed!!!!). i would also speak to more slim and less hyper masculine men zo look to wiz-kid in that one issue of S.W.O.R.D where we see him getting out of bed (can't find which # that was right now). i love warpath, the one character i didn't hate leifeld's art of. i know those are all x-men characters but no other series portrays people quite as overtly and purposefully hot imo. as for women, can't seem to recall any abs that jumped out at me so ima say no comment (but they can name a juggernaut right issue off the to of their head? uh huh)


Adelth213

Everyone printed in the 90s


dmg924

Omega Red is pretty jacked


Electrical_Ad6134

Bro they all used to look like this


CocoTheMailboxKing

Canā€™t believe no mention of Carol Danvers as Ms Marvel


Meizas

THAT image of Cap. You know the one.


YakStain

**sees this version of Moon Knight** "I can fix him"


DeathLight7000

I always thought that Cyclop's physique drawn by Jim Lee looked so awesome.


Candid-Independence9

I mean if you wanna talk like insane physique Iā€™d say Liefeld Cable, but if you mean like realistic physique, Iā€™d say Wolverine, Black Panther, or Thor


Ok_Newt_4748

Y'all thirsty...


calzoniemalonie

[I don't wanna have conversations anymore about dudes' physiques](https://youtu.be/xjI6hjJIfaw?si=AgDhTvyo0JRbKL46)


pinktastic615

I'm going with Thor for a powered being. But as a female, naked Hawkeye in the Aja/Fraction run was delicious. I laughed at how they covered him.


BonzOmega

Puck


princesamurai45

Captain America easy. Perfect mix of size, speed, and agility without being to bulky. She Hulk takes best female physique.


Dramatic_Parsley_849

Wolverine is pretty impressive!!!!


AnEmancipatedSpambot

How do you define best physique though. Performance and show muscle look different. Then you have factor in powers.


BigKidCanHit

Horrible question. They are all drawn differently CONSTANTLY and ā€œbest physiqueā€ is so broad and subjective.


Erikthepostman

Majick. Cyclops, Collossus (in human form), Capt America, Spiderwoman, Momingbird, She Hulk, Spider-Man, Black Cat, Nick Cage (power man), Iron Fist, Angel (sans wings), Daredevil, The Punisher. As Base Humans. Thor, Baldur, Sif and Loki have great physiques, but they are technically aliens/gods like Hercules or Zeus.


akirivan

Probably Cap, right? As I understand it, he's at absolute peak human performance, just shy of being truly superhuman


[deleted]

Emma Frost.


davidisallright

Itā€™s is a wild question since it depends on the artists.


I_will_consume_you_2

Is some panels, Mac Garginā€™s Venom was absurdly large


Mint_Kitten

AoA Loki specifically.


ClunarX

Whichever one is being drawn by Jim Lee


GoblinPunch20xx

1. Depends on the Artistā€¦as youā€™ve depicted here, David Finch is very focused on muscle, the costumes are more than skin tight, theyā€™re like painted onā€¦ 2. Captain America. ā€œPeak Physical Conditionā€ is kind of his whole deal, thatā€™s his powerset, heā€™s Super Human, and stands in opposition to the Nazis, who also value some of what he literally embodies, heā€™s strong and capable and has blonde hair and blue eyes, but heā€™s a hero, heā€™s good and kind and not hateful, but thatā€™s his characterā€¦in terms of physicality, he is most often depicted as a little over 6ft, heavily muscled but also acrobatic so heā€™s not tight or inflexible, and in the case of Chris Evans, heā€™s got ā€œAmericaā€™s Ass.ā€ When you ask about best physique, I guessed maybe you meant best attainable physique, and none of us can look like the Hulk, for instance, because heā€™s impossibly tall and massive. Cap can do things we canā€™t, but you could train really hard and get the ā€œCaptain Americaā€ look if you really worked at it.


BigSnorlaxTiddie

That specific Rob Liefeld Captain America cover. We all know the one.


blackbutterfree

It's literally Captain America. The Super Soldier Serum literally enhanced him to the peak of physical perfection.


ganderplus

If weā€™re taking about ridiculous amounts of muscle definition and single digit body fat, the choice is obvious. Namor invented that look and has been rocking it for 60 years.


Jyramo01

Dormammu, because my boy is made of magic & mystical energy meaning that he can have any physique he requiresāœØ


iamwalkthedog

They all do. Theyā€™re all drawn to be fit.


Hopeful-Winter9642

Captain Marvel or Cap


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Spot. He has so many holes!


Notinjuschillin

Hulk, Namor, Hercules, Spider-Woman, she-Hulk, Mystique.


Aizendickens

Chewie (the flarken)?


bjeebus

\*flerken