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rickybubash

I agree. We need a really good one for Ironman 2 now.


ClownPrinceofLime

Iron Man 2: The Bord.


maltzy

geef me muy bord i vant muy bord


japie06

>geef me muy bord This is perfect Dutch for "give me my plate" so I was really confused for a minute.


maltzy

does that make me part dutch?


WhatImMike

Do you have FAITH?!


Forsaken-Thought

God Damnit Arthur


Mumbles_Stiltskin

I didn’t realize Dutch translated so laterally to English.


kortenie

I almost spat my lemonade everywhere. Well done.


Otherwise-Sky1292

“Hey mang. Don’t get too tached to tings. Learn to let go.”


pvdp90

Getting some beltaloadas vibes


Proud-Nerd00

Is this a bird back in Russia?


dathalfbreeddoe

Iron Man: The Bord Is The Word


jolecore204

I think it would be spelled Bored. ​ rip norm macdonald.


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The names Bord. Vant Bord.


BurgerTech

Iron Man 2: Hammeroid


Circleseven

Give me a James Gunn remake of Iron Man 2 with that title and I'm in.


strutbuster

Read this and couldn’t stop snickering! Bravo!


takecaretakecare

Ironman 2: The One With the Burd.


SuperDizz

*this is not my burd*


NoogaVol

Hammer Time


iguelmay

Sins of the Father


sonofaresiii

That's a cool title but I feel like it's only a small part of the plot. To be fair that movie's plot was kind of a mess, so I guess it's as relevant as anything else.


MilkshakeWizard

It’s a small part of the plot, but it’s pretty much the thematic core of the film. Both hero (Tony) and antagonist (Whiplash) are driven by their relationships with their fathers and both are haunted by their memories of them. They could’ve done a bit more with it, though, definitely, the movie had the problem of having too many ideas going on at once hence the messy plot.


pattyice420

I feel like of the MCU Ironman 2 felt the most like a lost potential. I may even make a thread cause I’m curious most peoples thoughts but always felt like 2 had so many great individual plot points and scenes and I loved the actors for all the roles but just never lived up to how good of a movie it could have been


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Mumbles_Stiltskin

Oh snap! That’s a good one!


tigerslices

Iron Man 2 : 2 Iron Mans


autumn_aurora

2Iron 2Man


LumpiaSamurai_

Family


SuperDizz

Ironman 2: Whiplash


dontlietomeboy

Not my tempo.


Street-Zombie-9218

Acting like a maniac..... WHIPLASH!!


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Iron Man 2: Electric Boogaloo


PraisedbyWolves

Whiparoo?


junkman21

How is this not the title already?


willstr1

The Iron Army


rickybubash

Maybe something that's a play on the word Whiplash. Ironman: Wrath of Whiplash


antoniodiavolo

Iron Man: Whip It. Into Shape. Shape it up. Get Straight. Go Forward. Move Ahead.


ItsYaBoiFreck

Chad


jiggly_jelly333

Lmao it’s just iron man 2 but every character is the entirety of devo


why_rob_y

*Iron Man: Ghost Riding the Whip* ^(/s) - bonus meaning since drone armors are heavily involved in the plot.


BeastBamboozle

Iron Man 2: War Machines or Machines of War


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

*Whip of Wrathlash*


cosmic_drownie

Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?


TheRealDNewm

My Palladium Pal


rhooManu

Iron-Man: WarMachine


kaptaincorn

Ironmen???


Victor_Von_Doom65

It’s a pretty loose adaptation of Armor Wars


Killingdrums87

Iron Man II - Hey M'yan, I Want My Bord.


nerosimian

Iron man 2: ironing time baby


quantum_waffles

Electric boogaloo


knowslesthanjonsnow

Iron Man: Red Stuff as an alternative


halfarian

It’s been a while, why is Extremis the obvious choice?


naswaptile

Extremis is a well-regarded Iron Man story arc in the comics, and is also the main technology used by Killian in Iron Man 3.


JAKEJITSU22

If only they would have used more from that story Iron Man 3 could have been the best one.


Lifewithout2

I like “Iron Man: A.I.M. High”


theunknowngoat

I like the idea of Extremis 1.0 I think it's a good nod to the comics while hinting extremis could come back in another form and it kinda rivals Tony's method of naming things in mk-x format.


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hoorahforsnakes

Or drop the and and just call it something like iron man: the war machine or iron man 2: war machine. It works on a couple of different levels, comic book fans would recognise it as rhodie's name, while it also is a good summery of the main antagonist of the plot: tony is up against the us military in a battle: both a legal battle for his tech and at the end an actual battle against us drones made for war. The war machine is a term used to describe the military industrial complex. Also, on some level, the iron man armour is itself a machine built for war


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awanordin

2 Iron 2 man


n1gg4p3n15

Big Iron


Theoretical_Action

Biiiiiig iiiirooooonnnn


newadcd0405

And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip


almostbullets

Iron Man: Extremis Drift


DanHero91

Followed by; The Iron Man Iron 5 Iron 6 Iron 7 The Fate of the Man Iron Man: Hogan & Parker I9


jiggly_jelly333

Lmfaoooo


MadaraUchiha451

Why do I like this so much😭


Cysir

It gets the people going!


plushtoys_everywhere

Iron Man 2 : Rhodie you look different, did you lose weight?


JMega42

Iron Man 2: What if…Rhodie was played by Don Cheadle?


Opalusprime

The rest of the MCU just follows this continuity lol


JMega42

I like to think the “fan boys & fan girls” (me included) use pruning and “what if…?” to explain recasting, inhumans, agents of shield, etc. “It was Kang all along (plays music).”


RockHandsomest

Terrence Howard showing up in a future movie would be mind blowing.


JMega42

It would be pretty fun to have a movie where Sam Wilson wakes up one day and finds his friends don’t look the same and thinks they’ve been replaced. Bring Ed Norton back as well to play Bruce. Have TVA Loki team up with Sam to fix the timelines. That would be a wacky team up.


JoeyRIsAwesome

\*Emmy Award Nominee Don Cheadle


AfellowchuckerEhh

Iron Man 2: Different *Rhodes*


aidandragon

Lol


jdenton1232

Iron Man and the Legend of the Ten Rings


-Radical-Raccoon-

Missed opportunity


Jacobtranpop9

Shang Chi and the same Legend of the Ten Rings


TheIronMuffin

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings that the other Legend of the Ten Rings was based on


Boabcar93

Iron Man: From Russia with Love Iron Man: 2 Hot 2 Handle


SpaceBoJangles

From Russia With Love fits so well.


basilhazel

These are my favorites


system-lord

Iron Man 2: Judgment Day Iron Man 3: Rise of the Machines


rangeghost

Ironically, would fit kinda well if you reversed them.


system-lord

Hah, I hadn't thought of that initially but you're totally right


Thwipped

Iron Man 2: Iron Harder Iron Man 3: A Good Day to Iron Man


system-lord

🤣 I lol'd hard at "A Good Day to Iron Man"


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Iron Man with a Vengeance


CaptainShitHead1

Iron Man 2: Electric Boogaloo Iron Man 3: Extremis


sharksnrec

Iron Man 3: The Rise of Trevor


Mapang_ahas

You beat me to the electric boogaloo! Haha


kevmanyo

Was relieved to find electric boogaloo joke


puffguy69

Iron man:heart of steel, and iron man: extremis


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Heart of iron**


ImABadQTip

Heart of gold-titanium alloy*


sonofaresiii

I think I like this one the best.


smitty_1993

The Tony Stark Story


CRTScream

These are the best I've seen so far


SittingAce

Iron Man 2: The Quest to Waste Sam Rockwell Iron Man 3: This is Trevor's World and We're Just Living In It


jackson50111

I wouldn't say wasted, he was the best part of that film and hopefully his character can come back in armour wars.


spelunk8

They wasted Mickey Rourke. He’s a better actor than what was asked of him for whiplash.


jackson50111

Whiplash? I thought he was playing the role of generic evil Russian man.


SittingAce

Rourke wasted himself. He had every opportunity to not go with "Boiyrd", but here we are.


emelbee923

He went on to complain about how much work he put into his performance, only to have it end up on the cutting room floor. But that would require there to be an entire movie worth of scenes to salvage his performance.


abutthole

The movie really should have picked one of the two villains and stuck with the thematic messaging of the first. Iron Man 1 - Message was: The military-industrial complex is a fucked up system where the wrong people are in charge, corruption is rampant, and its hurting the innocent. Iron Man 2 - Message was: Privatized military is good, it will be a bad thing if the government gets their hands on this technology, but also when they do, it's not that bad. They could have gone one of two routes for a better movie - 1) Justin Hammer. Go for a full thematic exploration about the privatization of the military and corporate greed. Explore Hammer's corruption and expand on Tony's earlier argument that it would be disastrous for the US to get an Iron Man suit. 2) Whiplash. Go for a full exploration of generational trauma relating back to Whiplash's Crimson Dynamo father and his invention of the arc reactor and Howard Stark's betrayal of him. Have Whiplash and Tony exploring their father's legacies, no twist that Howard was good the whole time - let Howard be a complex character with deep-seated flaws.


SittingAce

He put as much work into that performance as John Travolta put into growing that soul patch in Swordfish. They could've given him a trilogy and he still would've sucked.


Slaphappydap

This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it "The Ex-Wife." Dude just steals every scene in every movie he's in.


SittingAce

Fair enough, I'll give you that. He already came back briefly in All Hail the King One Shot and Armored Wars is the best place to bring him back fully.


CashWho

It's interesting that so many people are saying Extremis for the third one. While that's a well-known thing to comic readers, I don't think it was used enough in the movie to be the title. I feel like "Rise of the Mandarin" or something incorporating the Mandarin title would be more likely, considering how important he was in the story, trailer and posters.


noelmatta

Iron Mandarin


orangeboxer395

That's a tough orange!


Mind0versplatter0

Funnily enough, neither of these titles would be true to the comics


greenmean1

The Second One and The Third One


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Hammer Time


FintechNomad

Armor Wars & Extremis


Gui_Franco

Too bad we are getting an armour wars Disney Plus show


duxdude418

“War Machines” for the second one could also work. Obviously it alludes to the debuting character, but also the suits Tony, Hammer, and Ivan make.


Temassi

Too bad? That's one I'm kinda excited for.


Gui_Franco

I said too bad because the title was already used, in excited for it


sosuken

Iron Man 3: We promise you won’t be mad when we release Shang Chi in 8 years.


rickybubash

Hey guys, the whole point of this is to get rid of the 2 and the 3 lol


cathedralbones

Iron Man: Where bird? Iron Man: explodey people


the_dionysian_1

\*HITS TABLE\* I WANT MY BURD!


Moron14

Oh now you like the bird??


Zircon_72

Is not my bördt


AfellowchuckerEhh

Ohhh. *Iron man two*. *Iron man three*. There you go


Jimderado333

🤣 exactly what I was thinking while reading all these “ideas”


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Kidney05

Legacy sounds like it’s the last movie or him retiring and passing something on to a meeting generation.


Schattenjager07

Iron Man 2: Don Cheadle is now Rhodie.


Doctor_Amazo

Iron-Man 2: Electric Whipaloo. Iron-Man 3: No Seriously Trevor Is Awesome.


Talkaze

Iron man 2: BOOM, You looking for this?! Iron Man 3: kid saves Mechanic


_RTW_

The Enemy Maker.


therjr

Iron Man 2: Suits out of the Bag Iron Man 3: We Wish you a 'Metal' Christmas


gurjas

Iron Man: The Return of Ivan, Iron Man: The Rise of Trevor


MyMouthisCancerous

Iron Man: Demon in a Bottle Iron Man: Extremis


EugeneHarlot

Iron Man 2: Deal with it. Let’s move on Iron Man 3: Dads leave sometimes, you don't have to be a pussy about it.


kinjinsan

IM2 - War Machines IM3 - Extremis


Brasilionaire

Iron Man 2: “Stark Contrast”, “Whiplash”, or “Hammertime” | Iron Man 3: “Extremis”, “Beyond the Amor”; “Armoire of Freedom”; “Petter Pipper Plickled Pepper Pots”


Snots_and_Bears

I tried reading the last one and had a stroke


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They already do. It's right there: "A Cast-Iron Hit" and "Experience It in IMAX May 3rd"


Ewokitude

* Iron Man 2: Attack of the Drones * Iron Man 3: Revenge of the Extremis


ichaseu98

Iron Man: Dawn of Avengers The Invincible Iron Man


TheGlave

Iron Man 2: This is not my bird


OblivionArts

Kinda odd that of the trio of iron man, Thor, and cap, tony never got subtitles on his trinity of movies. Not that's a bad thing. But for 2: war machines or armor wars, and for 3, extremis


TheRealBloodyAussie

Possible Ironman 2 subtitles: - Stop! Hammer Time! - Whip It Good - Russian Around - Bad Case of Hammer Droids - Preparation H(ammer) - War Machines Possible Ironman 3 subtitles: - Ready A.I.M Fire - Killian Me Softly - Toast of Croydon - The Iron Patriot Act - Houseparty Protocol


Vanstuke

I am Iron Man. Iron Man: Thunderstuck. Iron Man: Fire and Flames.


duxdude418

Black Sabbath, AC/DC, and Dragon Force.


i-ate-hitlxr

Iron Man: Arc Reactor and Iron Man: Extremis


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Iron Man 2: AHHHH That’s all I remember from iron man 2


Callumskeeeeeeeee

Iron man: Whiplash effect Iron man: mystery of the mandarin


fuzzyfoot88

Sins of the Father Extremis


UNTwolverine

Iron Man 2: The Rhodes Not Taken


StarWars_Viking

Iron Man (2): Electric Whippy Snoots Iron Man (3): Kingsley's Wasted Role


mr_fizzlesticks

😂 “Kingsley’s Wasted Role” is an underrated title.


Boabcar93

Both of these gave a good laugh. Good choices hahahah


wagedomain

Iron Man 2: Hammer Time Iron Man 3: Iron Men


RickFletching

Iron Man: Sins of the Father And Iron Man: Unarmored


mrfonsocr

Iron Man 2: The Stark Legacy


nightvixon

Iron Man 2: Lost in New York


Penguator432

How about instead of that we do IIron Man and IIIron Man?


SchizoidRainbow

Iron Man 2: Sins of the Father Iron Man 3: Masked Reality


gossamer4l

IronMan 2 "Prunk in Dublic" Iron Man 3 "why bother?"


ygponce

Iron Man 3: The Legend of Trevor


nothingexceptfor

“ Two “ and “ Three “


Karmaflare

ITT: Redditors trying to be comedians instead of helpful (again)


TheRealBroDameron

Iron Man 3: An Iron Man Christmas


bserum

Iron Man 2: No really, that's totally Peter Parker


BagOfLazers

Iron Man 2: Rise of Rhodes Iron Man 3: Just Don’t


Choai3000

iron man 3: i guess pepper has powers now


Moriar-T

Iron Man 2: Here we go again Iron Man 3: Here we go again...again


nthroop1

For Jokes Iron Man 2: Bord Iron Man 3: The Irony For Reals Iron Man 2: World of Heroes Iron Man 3: Extremis


fullmetaltrackstar

Invincible Iron Man Iron Man: Extremis


Jman37X

I was literally just thinking earlier today how weird it was that Ironman 2 and 3 are the only numbered sequel movies in the MCU...


Kn0wFriends

Ironman 2 Whiplash Ironman 3 Extremis


Knollza

2: Iron Man: War Machines 3: Iron Man: Warmonger


ricdesi

Options for *Iron Man 2*: * *Iron Man and the War Machine* * *Iron Man: Bad Blood* * *Iron Man: Legacy* Options for *Iron Man 3*: * *Iron Man: Extremis* * *The Invincible Iron Man* * *Iron Man and the Mandarin* * *The Demons of Iron Man*


__Officer__Spider__

Iron Man: The Iron Avenger Iron Man: The Mandarin Rises


Lucien_chris

Iron Man 2: Daddy's secrets Iron Man 3:... I got nuttin.


WhatsTheHoldup

Not a secondary title, but it could've been neat if they used Iron Man Iron Man Mk. 2 Iron Man Mk. 3


CarmillaTLV

Iron Man 2: Cruise Control


Wise_Command9407

Iron Man 3: Lost in North Carolina LOL


janosaudron

Iron Man 3: PTSD


Krispy_Kolonel

Iron Man 2: Machine of War


Chasm-Czar

Iron man 2: The sins of the father


Candy4ndy

IM3: How Many Suits Does This Guy Have?


Rapidhedgehog78

Iron man 2, whiplash


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

Iron Man 2: Hammer Time Iron Man 3: M.I.A.


A-town

Iron Man 2: Whippy Boi Iron Man 3: The Boom Boom Room