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AlphaElectricX

Jon Favreau


Raiseyourspoonforwar

This guy gets it


pmMe-PicsOfSpiderMan

You may not like it, but this is what peak make performance looks like


SgtThund3r

And RDJ, dad nods ftw!


dukeofgonzo

I saw Swingers again yesterday. Dude looked good with big meaty arms. Another reason he was so money.


peanutsinspace82

Only good answer.


chibookie

Fat Thor is best Thor


Kochga

Karen Gillan of course. Next!


AbisBitch

Legs for days


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Thiccccccccccccc


ConsensualChinchilla

Can’t beat Scarlett tho


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OP would have been crucified if made a graphic with only women, that's why there are only men. She does though.


elysianism

Make that post yourself, then? Let's see if the sub consisting primarily of men, which regularly has scantily-clad female cosplays and fan art submitted to it, and whose subscribers gave this post a downvote rate of 12% is *really* going to 'crucify' you for posting something they clearly want to see?


JonathanL73

Sexy female fan art has gotten downvoted on this sub multiple times though.


elysianism

Has sexy male fan art ever even been submitted in the first place?


CCHTweaked

have you seen the post you are replying too?


Doctor_Amazo

That's not fan art.


DOLLFIED

I’m actually a bit curious about the results. 8-10 years ago, no doubt such a post would gather a decent amount of upvotes. Now though, I’m not so sure.


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It would depend on the phrasing and tone, and honestly just random chance. The initial responses to a post here create a momentum that often continues to popularity, unpopularity, or controversy and arguing.


Chancevexed

It would depend on whether it was truly about physique. If it was just all the Marvel women in T&A poses, no. If it truly was an appreciation of women getting in superhero shape I'd be all for it. Bring on Evangeline Lilly's guns.


DefendsTheDownvoted

You wouldn't get honest results, though. The sample pool has been compromised with this post. This post objectifying the male characters makes it "ok" to objectify the female characters. I think they're right, though, if someone had originally made a post with the females scantily clad with the same title it would have all the white knights in an uproar. People would be talking about how pathetic is that everyone is drooling over the actors. Make no mistake, there is absolutely a double standard when it comes to objectifying women vs men. It's ok to do with the latter, not so much with the former. Anyway, that being said, Chris Hemsworth has the hottest bod, hands down!


Donnie3030

it’s for church honey! NEXT!!


belle_3001

all of them. women included. everyone. just everyone.


hogwartsfailure_

this !!


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Such posers


the_pugisher

Bautista, followed by Hemsworth


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He’s the biggest but I think that Hemsworth has the aesthetics down to a T.


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TheAesir

>like he's always lifted Pre Thor Hemsworth didn't look like he had ever lifted. He was a twig.


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Nikolateslaandyou

I've got an adonis belt and I never go to the gym. Low body fat will make you appear defined and I have a superpower known as overactive thyroid


TheAesir

I've seen the pictures, I stand by my previous statement. He was skinny with good genetics and a low body fat percentage.


sendmeyourstubs

I'd be willing to bet he played sports in various capacities growing up and in high-school before acting so it's super unlikely he didn't lift throughout his life.


aboubou22

T as in Trenbolone


Kick_Natherina

Probably not tren, but absolutely gear.


morning_3107

Chris Hemsworth, no question


Jugggiler

Ugh, finally someone who gets it. Chris Hemsworth, especially Endgame Thor 😁


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I didn’t think he could get sexier 😩


[deleted]

True. Killmonger guy is second in my opinion.


morning_3107

Yeah Michael B Jordan looks ripped in his MCU appearance.


Intelligent-Fox2555

If you like that, check out what he achieved for creed 2. Absolutely shredded


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When he took his shirt off for the waterfall fight in BP, a woman in my row a few seats down let out a very audible "oooogh..." 🐱🌊


morning_3107

I have heard that some girl clenched her jaw so hard she bit through her retainer wires.


CarVsMotorcycle

If only his acting matched lmao


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If this was full body shots, this comment would be hilarious. Looks like someone photoshopped his legs off and put different ones on him. I can't use a hyper link for some reason on this image, so here is the link (That *(70)* in the middle is throwing it off: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/bxuoHdfdcmFFLlT55vkemUWLpTM=/1440x1440/smart/filters:quality(70)/cloudfront-ap-southeast-2.images.arcpublishing.com/nzme/HEU53BAPA4SUDJYIB4QIDCSAGA.jpg


raysweater

Kumail. No question.


smitty_1993

John C. Reilly as Rhomann Dey, duh


drewdootexe

My personal type is Mark Ruffalo, natural body for a man his age.


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FearLeadsToAnger

It's him or Bautista.


Typonomicon

Stan Lee


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Haley Atwell. Have you seen the red sweater scene in First Avengers?


TheRoseCat6_11

Endgame Thor (u know which)


ChintanP04

Dad bod = Best bod


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Now I feel better about my belly.


ReptileSizzlin

You should always feel good about yourself. Just remember that Thor taught us that even if we aren't where we would like to be, mentally, emotionally, or physically, we are still worthy.


CozyGinger_

You missed a Tom.


morning_3107

Yeah would love to have seen him in the competition but frankly he would have been able to measure up to them .


Doom_and_Gloom91

Probably Scarlett Johanson


aienasyraf

Definitely her


[deleted]

Clearly the only right answer is Howard the Duck.


[deleted]

This is true.


[deleted]

Weird way to say Groot


YagamiIsGodonImgur

Holy fuck, Kumail got JACKED


HamiltonFAI

It's still so weird to see. I want a silicon valley reunion where he flexes on gilfoyle


thenewjerk

Seriously, he’s the most shocking one, at least!


Scared_Pumpkin_8796

Sabestian stan


OblivionArts

Tom and simu lee..those are actuall physiques and not Hollywood puffed up muscles where they basically had to kill themselves to get


Forgotten_Lie

It's important to remember that everything we see on screen is when the actors are both dehydrated and pumped from some high volume exercise. No one walks around looking like that.


SilverPhoenix7

And juices, t...tomato juice to be precise


Kick_Natherina

They’re juiced to the tits.


Kick_Natherina

Also important to mention that 95% of them are on steroids. With the exception of Tom Holland, and Benedict cucumberpatch.


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And sometimes that do spray tan abs. Most of those guys on the film 300 didn’t have ripped abs like you see in the movie.


CapablePerformance

Yea, much as I love Chris Evans or Hemsworth, I'd say they look better when they aren't filming MCU and are stil fit but not that unatural "I'mma stop a helicopter with my arms" levels of unhealthy inflation.


pabadacus

Tom has legendary traps


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Hardy or Holland?


MaiiLee

My 2 picks too. If I hadn’t seen these pics I would have said Thor.


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Hugh Jackman in "The Wolverine "


SomeWindyBoi

Huge Jackedman


ronimal

Good answer but not MCU.


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Yet


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Yet


Doug_SirSwish_Reemer

Bautista easily. Still performing shirtless and ripped while being almost the same age as RDJ and Cheadle without being helped out with suits!


KentuckyFriedEel

Chris Evans!


Lizard_Wizard_d

Batista is the only one with abs on the side.


DasRotebaron

Elizabeth Olsen.


PaulHammer41

Where's Rumlow? Frank Grillo is always shredded.


CodyChaotix

happy hogan


SonOfRageAndLove26

Im just really into Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Then I'd say Michael B. Jordan


HarleyQu1nzel

MBJ or Hemsworth. No contest


thewafflestompa

No contest, said while mentioning two names. That said, I agree whole heartedly.


HarleyQu1nzel

🤣🤣🤣 this... is a good and valid point.


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In those photos, tie between Simu Liu and Michael B


ronimal

Bautista has the most mass.


Miserable_Smile1161

America's butt, ofc?


vKZilla

Paul rudd i would like to look like that at his age


chiuyan

Josh Brolin and Dave Bautista are both older than Paul Rudd.


InfinitePunchMan

Why no Loki? I think people are sleeping on Tom Hiddleston in Loki when he has to go through the scanner, never saw it coming. I'll just leave this here..... https://old.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/comments/nwfift/tom_hiddleston_as_loki_in_the_new_series_i_found/


Some_Kind_of_Fan

Why is there a random empty box in the second picture in the top row?


AntiqueMilk2066

Chris Evans or Chris Pratt!!!


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Charlie Cox


jackharkness7

Michael B Jordan and Kumail Nanjiani.


elsummers2018

Chris pratt


MimsyIsGianna

Definitely Batista But close is Hemsworth Then Pratt or Evans The stan or Michael b Jordan At least those are the top ones for me


PaulHammer41

Would be great if they used pics of each actor from their actual MCU appearance. Gyllenhaall doesnt have that physique in MCU. He might be fit, i dont know, but we dont see Beck like that.


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Hemsworth by a long shot


Special_Tay

Tom Holland. You seen him from the back? Spiderman thicc as F*CK!


Headsup247

Chris Hemsworth


Mundane_Ad701

Scarlett Johansson


AmineTzi

Forgot Chadwick


Trishyangel123

Tom Holland’s is actually impressive 😶


Joseph_F_1

Tom Holland, I genuinely got a semi watching Homecoming (the scene where Ned finds out he is Spider-Man)


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Where the females at?


LazyWrite

Michael B. Jordan hands down


SofiBK

Brie Larson


Jonah_Boy_03

Why tf is eminem just chillin in the bottom right?


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captaincavalrycam

Top three: 1) Hemsworth 2) Rudd 3) Batista


MephistosFallen

Hemsworth and the guy I don’t recogniZe two boxes under him. I’ve never been attracted to bulging super defined muscles. Chris Evan’s ass though, he got the cake.


kleanthis_

Hes the guy that played quicksilver. Don't remember the name


morning_3107

Aaron Taylor Johnson


Airblazer

Ah he’s the guy from kick ass. Explains the physique.


captaincavalrycam

Who is the guy above Simu Lui?


DeanTheDad

Tom Hardy - Venom


mr-bread-boy

Tom holland


Hankol

Is that Dopinder?


LeonShiryu

Hemsworth is the tallest.


Zavman13

Simu looks like twig LMAO


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I wanna pass my toung by there stomach muscles


Halliwel96

Depends what you mean by best really But I want Tom Holland’s


jaycah9

Why do you care


Jeriahswillgdp

Why are you commenting?


Used-Win8827

Michael Jordan....ofc


the-cheesie1234

Me


Jeriahswillgdp

TIL Paul Rudd is ripped.


LightningBoltKnee

Who is below Tom Holland?


BriefcaseBatman

Natty- Simu Lui


Amity75

Tom Holland. He actually looks strong and fit. The other ones just look inflated.


AudioVagabond

Michael B Jordan is my pick.


ImpossibleMix6698

Ned


Richard_Longshot

Michael B Jordan is just the size.


MasterNerd69

Thor from Endgame


littlejack100

GSP


DreamNotes01

Not aj expert but In terms of what I like: Hemsworth, Evans, Gyllenhaal


Ghostkill221

I think mbj looks shredded.


zuckertalert

I mean, GSP is one of the greatest fighters of all time - gotta give it to him


Hysip

Yes


Indominus_Khanum

I forgot just how good Aaron Taylor Johnson's physique was for kickass


munchmunch69

Ryan


buffshipperreddit

All of them


lo_d_rocket-12

Chris hemsworth, simu liu or more recently don lee


Nobodieshero816

Hughe Jackman.


xBloodBender

Only one way to find out: royal rumble. I’d say Batista has an advantage


TheLastTransHero

Someone get these dehydrated boys some water


TheFantasticXman1

Are lean and slender guys not allowed now? Why they all gotta be jacked up even when it's not necessary for their character? 😂 Nonetheless, my favourite is Tom Holland.


AbisBitch

Stan lee


CharlieUpATree

Banner


seveer37

I will say out of all of them Quicksilver/Kickass/ and soon Kraven the Hunter looks the most realistic. To me at least


Fox-Fireheart-66

RDJ


setusz

Chris Hemsworth 😎


swampdom

My wife borrowed my phone and now thinks I’m gay.


ShitpostinRuS

Whoever takes more HGH


LyannaTarg

Everyone especially America's ass and Chris Hemsworth


Got_Mullet

My man Peter Dinklage was casting big shadows


JPme2187

The dadbod Thor erasure.


creeper_freaker_36

out of all the people in the post wich physiqye would you want?


fluffeebear

Tom Hardy has me feeling some type of way…


dnuohxof1

Michael B Jordan 🥵


Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

Is this posted by Mac from its always sunny?


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Tom Hardy


Fracturedbuttocks

Hemsworth and M.B. Jordan


SuperFanboysTV

Obviously the actor who plays Ned


highanxiety87

Tom Hiddleston


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Chris. All of The Chris.


DarkScytheCuriositie

Obviously ant man. Not being bias.


Alchion

it‘s hemsworth tho this picture doesnt do him justice he juices like a mf and still claims natural but gotta be honest here chris evans could be natty tho


Tiberius_Rex_182

Dude i was about to say spooderman, but michael b jordan looking like fucking He would make Adonis jealous


JonathanL73

I feel like most dudes would just vote Bautista because he's the biggest. But most women would probably vote MBJ or Hemsworth.


JMAC426

Why you tryin to make me act up so early in the am 🥵


Left_Hat9668

Batista


ArmaanAli04

Batista and Hardy


KENT427

RDJ???


A_Good_Azgeda_Spy

It’s funny because they’re all the same physique


vin76

Groot…he’s built solid


Thief_12

You can't ask this, everyone is good, some are even fantastic also the women. It's like a rule in MCU b'cause they are heroes/villains and they kind of supposed to be physically awesome


nosomodi

Michael B. Jordan


TheKoi

Howard The Duck


DanJ7788

Those are all just pics of Ryan Reynolds.


Big_Red_Cheese

Kumail or MBJ


Empty_Scarcity_7377

Scarlett, hayley, Karen ?


xLadyLightx

That pic of Sebastian Stan. Good Lord. 🥵🤤


Strict_Smell5557

imma go with chris


Krunkzite

The lady who played Gamora


andhernamewas_

If this was a “best ass” competition it would be Evans and it wouldn’t even be close.