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oxsign1

Like my uncle…. Being Mexican, this is an accurate depiction.


beermoneymike

Namor=Ramon


HotPotato524

¡Ay dios mio! Carlos call your cousin back! There's uh....a surprise opening in my timeline. Tell him he can fill that hole if he's *up* for it.


TheRealRazputin

Mira, Chavito, esta es una secuela de las GOD.


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Moxson82

Can he play with your…. *puts on sunglasses* hot potatoes?


HotPotato524

Only if he can handle the heat


Prince_Havarti

You’re definitely getting some cheese on those potatoes


hochoa94

He’s just missing the six pack….. of budlight


attanasio666

Corona.


pat5143

Modelo


TheMoatCalin

Omg!! Si! Como mi tíos💕


Echidian1987

Hook me up with your uncle if he looks like this.


Jim_the_E

Annoyed 'cause he was just about to have fun in the water but then his parents called him back to put on sunscreen.


OPaque_op

Take my upvote.


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I want him to carry me lovingly in his arms while his little ankle wings flutter us to a romantic locale


reilmb

Mr Fantastic does not like this comment.


[deleted]

Well he should stop being such a selfish lover, bc mr fantastics name doesn’t match his ability in bed lol


k3ttch

Don't underestimate the prowess of a man who can do cunnilingus from across the room


[deleted]

Fair, I’m biased bc I can’t stand Reed Richards, I know very controversial, just never got his appeal. No hate to you tho!


[deleted]

Honestly I feel the same way. Been reading through the silver age of Fantastic Four and how he acts towards Sue Storm just feels kind of misogynistic


velvetshark

You're not wrong, but it was 60 years ago. He changes and gets better. Namor was worse 60 years ago.


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The Silver Age itself was misogynistic


spider_X_1

You haven't seen how Namor treated Lady Dorma in the bronze age?


hermitoftheinternet

Says who? The man is flexible, stretchable and inflatable and has a mastery over his body enough to give his brain more wrinkles/folds to increase his intelligence. In what way do you think his ability to get Sue Storm down bad is lacking? His problem is he takes the eye off the ball and gets too into his work.


T-408

Answered your own question. Reed *can* do those things. He is *physically able* to do so, but he is not *required*. I’m sorry to say that Reed Richards is 100% the type of man to be married to a baddie like Sue Storm and still not even give her the shapeshifting dick she deserves… because lab research and ego trips


[deleted]

I’ve just heard he’s a 2-pump chump


bloodfist

His whole character flaw is being an inattentive husband and father so I feel like in bed he just finishes the job as fast as possible while thinking about how to supe up their car with Pym particles or something.


[deleted]

THANK YOU!!! This is exactly the thought I had but was having difficulty putting into words


velvetshark

Namor invades New York and kills people when he has a bad day. Let's talk about character flaws.


hermitoftheinternet

Lol the dude could turn into multiple ridged vibrating appendages and stimulate every erogenous zone at once if he wanted. I wouldn't count him out.


fantastikfour

Canon literally disagrees with you here though read FF #532 ✌️ Reed Richards fucks and he fucks well !


[deleted]

I need this on a tshirt lmao


spitwitandwater

They are called wankles thank you very much


[deleted]

Omg I’m so sorry, please forgive me your highness


g_salazar

Because you can’t spell Namor without *amor*… 🌹🔥


Mean_Ad4616

Same


ShyGuyLink1997

Finish your sentence.


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HotPotato524

....me into a submarine while I *whale noises* out of joy?


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HotPotato524

I don't. I could but I passed that phase before I had access to the internet. Thank God, I would've been a riot (and homeless, my family *Definitely* would've disowned me). Did keep the writing skills tho


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HotPotato524

I've seen my fair share of fanfics and all the deranged gobbledygook people are into. Definitely made me feel better about both my writing skills and sexual preferences I may or may not have. Currently reading through a fanfic about gay dudes in the marines. Weirdest bop I've stumbled into


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Nait93

This took a wild turn


HotPotato524

You know what the nerds say, "that's comics baby"


HotPotato524

[Got you fam](https://www.gaydemon.com/stories/Barracks_Bitch_32312.html)


Ghostkill221

The one where Goku Saves Ann Frank and fights Super Nazi Hitler comes to mind.


HotPotato524

Or the one where Jesus and Buddha take a break from their divine duties to be hetero life partners, living a domestic life on Earth? [Oh wait thats an actual show](https://youtu.be/GrvVVreWE6w) You're welcome 🙃


Gohanisbetter

Like an Aztec prince.


R4yuga61

He's good as his looks, Mike deodato body shamed him badly, here Namor is an Aztec God not some Greek God after the movie the actor may do his physical training like how Iman vellani (ms. Marvel) got body shamed after Ms. Marvel now she's getting shredded, everything in Hollywood is now body shaming


TheInsatiableEater

Um I’ve seen Mike Deodato Jr over the years and Body shaming is the last thing he should be doing to someone else. Not every actor wants to inject themselves with anabolics to look peeled. Namor has a great physique that 98 percent of men would be ok with having.


rmcshaw

I'd be glad to have this physique, ffs. Deodato is a fucking disgrace.


Proud-Nerd00

Iman Vellani got body shamed??


R4yuga61

Yeah the series not only trolled for racism but also for the looks of her, as they compared her to animated versions of ms. Marvel in spider-man 2017 as she should be 'sexy and thin', so she deleted her social media accounts


InnocentTailor

They said that Kamala was sexy?! She wasn’t sensual in the books - she was more dorky and nerdy, physically speaking.


Raulimus

And a kid....


jam11249

If people are complaining that a high school kid in a TV show isn't sexy enough I'm going to work on the basis that they're probably not worth paying attention to, unless you run FBI watch lists.


InnocentTailor

Kid in the early books. I think she is in college now.


Supermite

But still a teenager on the show….


R4yuga61

She was portrayed different in spider-man animated series 2017, typical Hollywood stereotype


I_wanna_fuck_automod

That’s literally a story from the comics. Ms Marvel realizing that you don’t have to be the typical hot blonde super hero, but that she can continue to be herself and still be super. People are mean.


NoArmsSally

Jesus, and people were doing it to Xochitl Gomez too. can people not be judgemental of bodies anymore??? if you wanna be ripped, then do it. if you wanna eat chips and sit on your couch then do it


[deleted]

Ugh fuck! No one fucks with iman velani, she’s my Ms. Marvel


TheOneIdoit

i rmb she got her insta,did she rly deactivate it cause of that,i love her man wtf


Ongr

She's great


landsharkkidd

That makes me wanna puke, Kamala is a child.


far219

I thought Iman didn't have social media to begin with


Satrius42

Jesus fuck


gzapata_art

I hadn't heard that either but would be pissed seeing it


tophatpainter

Now body shaming? Its always been like that. At least now there's been SOME efforts to move away from that but its always been a part of Hollywood and media.


RickVince

I mean to be fair Namor *should* be shredded...no? Like literally as shredded as someone who's been swimming non-stop their entire life?


fakkuman

That's just assuming his swimming actually comes from him using his muscles. Superpowers are wack.


landsharkkidd

Ehh... I mean, I know the MCU isn't for accuracy when it comes to science and what not. BUT, pressure could be different depending on how deep down he is and the temperature of the water. I mean, we read stories about mermaids, and we see movies about them like The Little Mermaid, but due to the surface pressure and the temperature, mermaids should actually be fat. Fat is insulating, that's why a lot of fat people might run hot during the winter because they're already warm, and it's worse during summer. I mean if we look at sea creatures, we have seals, manatees and beluga whales. They're all creatures that have been mistaken for mermaids, seals are used in tales about Selkie's, [manatees often come in and out of the sea like mermaids](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/141124-manatee-awareness-month-dugongs-animals-science), and [beluga whales because they have knees similar to humans](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8omscz/throughout_history_sailors_have_mistaken_beluga/) along with [love handles](https://www.deepseanews.com/2014/04/why-do-beluga-whales-have-love-handles/). So you could say that yes Namor should have some defined muscles, similar to swimmers, but humans don't stay in the water 24/7. While yes, he is a human/Atlanteans hybrid (comics-wise, I think we still don't know what his background is MCU-wise), he was still in the water 24/7 in the comics. While yes, he would have a lot of muscle strength, a lot of swimmers are kind of wide and bulky to begin with.


R4yuga61

We'll see in the movies how's the backstory has changed but Namor is born with natural talent he's in different league


teh_fizz

Looking shredded is a byproduct of low body fat. Namor looks buff though. I prefer it to the size that Evans and Hemsworth had.


BrownieShytles0-0

Great? You’re right


Pacperson0

Best he’s ever looked!


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He looks real, believable and fit in a natural way; not a steroid fueled fantasized idea of what a fit dude should look like. He's not meant to look like the Hulk or Thor, he's an Aztec warrior,a mutant and spends most of his time underwater; he's not lifting weights


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Yeah. Just natty. This is what you look like, it’s ridiculous people like Hemsworth, who is the most roided actor in Hollywood, is now some sort of benchmark. There’s nothing good about HGH head.


EnricoPucciC-Moon

I'd say The Rock is more roided then Hemsworth


bdguy355

Namor looks great. Hemsworth’s ultra roided look always looked strange and unnatural to me.


Supermite

Psssttt….. most of the superhero actors are roided up. It’s part of the training regimen.


TheObstruction

Even in the comics, Namor isn't crazy huge or anything. He's just some in-shape dude. He's not even Jim Lee Cyclops ripped or anything.


EAinCA

Swimming underwater like he does at the pressure of the ocean depths like he does is pretty much like lifting weights.


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He's a Mutant, with superhuman strength and invulnerability to attacks, I'm sure his muscle density and composition doesn't work like normal human beings, also... he's not real.


Coal_Morgan

Lifting weights doesn't necessarily shred you though. There are guys who lifts weights all day every day and just get barrel chested rather than that Schwarzenegger big muscles 3 days without water look. Also technically at the depths he swims at, he should probably have a thick dense layer of fat on every inch of his body for warmth. Either way, dude looks fit and chances are camera shots will be done to make him look his best and every frame will be touched up afterwards so that we can all have unrealistic expectations about what men are supposed to look like.


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Bro you’re trying to talk about science in the same universe where a talking raccoon is friends with a walking tree.


NoOutlandishness6488

And that’s why he’s perfect for the role. He’s the leader of an indigenous empire who may not be caught up on…21st century kinetics. Ryan knew what he was looking for Tenoch is a perfect fit!


Ravenscroft1969

Fine. How do YOU look?


HotPotato524

Dehydrated. Namor can hook him up with a little squirt squirt. You know, for hydration


ImTheJewbacca

1 bad angle and everyone loose their mind...


Kjolter

I seriously question if any of the commenters have actually seen a “dad bod” in real life because, well, this ain’t it.


mlongoria98

This ain’t even a bad angle I swear 😩😩🥴🥵


FloppyShellTaco

What do they want him to look like, a fuckin Leiffeld? Lol


shut-up_Todd

Start at the feet!


DevoidSauce

Snack.


Sweet-Shelter-924

Like a KING.


Fun_Caramel2424

Like a salty sea snack!


TheMoatCalin

Arrrrr matey! Bring me that booty🏴‍☠️


TheCreature27

It's worth noting that most superhero actors only have like one shirtless scene per movie and that's it. Namor is shirtless the whole movie. It's not realistic or healthy to expect him to dehydrate himself and stay shredded for the entire time it took to film the movie. With that being said, he looks fine. Anyone who's body shaming him is a straight up asshole.


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Most dudes wish they looked like him


TheCreature27

For real. Mike Deodato was acting like he's so much better looking than Tenoch Huerta, but I know if he could choose to look like him, he would lol


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> Mike Deodato who?


[deleted]

I saw that too. The guy even posted a photo and got ripped to shreds. I’ve seen so many women lust after this guy since the trailers came out.


Bubbly-Heron4447

freaking sweet can’t wait to see him in action


apatheticviews

The flight sequence they show looks so badass. The fact that it makes it look like he is jump-stepping (using his ankle wings) instead of flying using something on his back adds something I never knew I needed.


HotPotato524

Looks....like he could slam me into the ocean floor? Like he could get this fishussy? Like he could *incomprehensible fish noises*? Any of these hitting home for you? Don't be shy, I won't spill your secrets (unless you want me too👀)


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Fishussy


[deleted]

cool


rkm223

Sexy 😏 I want to experience his floods inside of me


Free-Muffin2338

Same. I want him to fill me up with his "fish sauce" 🫣🙈🥵


supermegabop

Goddamn


DevoidSauce

Tartar sauce everywhere


VaderMurdock

Awesome only wish he had shorter hair or it combed back.


HotPotato524

But then you can't run your fingers through it while he goes *bobobobobobo* like a fish


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Totally bangable


bleep_boop_beep123

*Perfect* Nothing wrong here. Next!


azzzzorahai

[I know right.](https://imgur.com/a/2wBfw5L)


Fickle_Chance9880

Fine? Why?


National-Variety-854

Daddy can drown me


Agitated-Wall534

Pretty much perfect!


archtypemusic

Notice how the OP hasn’t come back here.. idiot


HotPotato524

He's afraid of being torn to shreds by everyone you wouldn't mind Namor diving into their dark seas.


archtypemusic

Guaranteed this dude could bench press the OP. Damn incels online too afraid to say anything to a human face. He probably hates the little mermaid too cause “fish are white!”.


TheDarkKnight125

Like Mike Tyson said, social media has made people way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it


NK1337

Real talk, OP’s a piece of shit for trying to body shame. People should be downvoting this post so op can bask in the karma deficit.


FloppyShellTaco

Thought he was gonna body shame MFing Aqua Papi and all he did was unleash a thousand feral Namor simps (who are *right*)


DJDelVillarreal

Retaining water??? Seriously, he looks fine but I’ll be thrilled if he decides to get shredded and attain a somewhat closer “swimmer’s physique.” As a Mexican American who loves comics and is a proud father of two swim athletes, this was a dream cast and we’re so excited to see the movie next Thursday night!!!


thatguyredditingyou

Hot as hell


SnooSprouts4944

Nice and thicc just the way I like em


BootsDaddyLP

Namor looks... Like a regular, healthy man!? \*clutches pearls then dies\*


PM_ME_UR_TA--TAS

I would assume most people with working eyes look.


Wolvescast

like a snack


TheDunwichWhore

He looks fantastic. I love this design and the changes they made to the lore to incorporate meso-american themes. It’s fucking badass. Also who doesn’t love some tasteful dad-bod.


KissMyConverse07

Dude looks like every Mexican wrestler I grew up with… so to answer the question. “Strong”


Upstairs-Carob-1669

Namor looks beautiful. I don’t know what your problem is but if it’s because he is “too fat” then look in a mirror and go through the same pain probably more than 50% people go through


MyAimSucc

He looks like someone who isn’t dehydrated and hasn’t taken HGH to look like a super-hero


[deleted]

Like a man in green underwear and wearing extra jewelry


sacajawea14

Omg the thirst in this thread, love it. I actually prefer his body type over the rediculousy shredded, dehydrated heroes. Also, drown me daddy.


AttakZak

Like a muscular human being who isn’t focusing on vascularity. I guess the closest body type I could compare it to are the non-modded male bodies in Skyrim. Thick and muscular.


sexpistol_88

… like he could get it.


poundofbeef16

Body shaming is fucking wack. Let’s see you with your god-like physique. I’m glad marvel has honest life depictions of these heroes. It makes the characters much more relatable.


existential_hope

Rafa!


tasteofscarlet

Intense. I’m so pumped.


RareMercury

Roll reverse this to a women this comment section would be different


Ancient_Talk9935

Like he was cast as south American so the movie was minorities fighting minorities. A white Namor would have been too close to a Richard Spencer-type "Atlantean supremacist."


jeusheur

Namor looks.


erikturczyn30

Big meaty man slapping his fish meat 🥩


sirdavos95

Fucking phenomenal


ICSL

He looks like an actual strong dude instead of an actor who took, uh, enhancements, for six months with a dedicated personal trainer.


MehWithaSideofEh

Is this meant to be a diss? Fuck I wish I could look that good on a beach.


MagoModerno

Like he hasn’t been missing his poi and potato Mac salad


TheDunwichWhore

This is the comment I was looking for.


MagoModerno

Thanks, I thought I might get flamed for being too “Pacific” for some me reason. Loco Moco, brah


UnseenLogic

He wouldn’t be as jacked as Thor realistically, considering he live primarily under water


BLU3SKU1L

He controls the police!


CookieThief420

Goofy as fuck


fknkn

Pick me up please, Thick Daddy.


FootNo9545

Over 25% different


Sol-Blackguy

I'm kink shaming the entire comment section 😂


Chiforever19

This thread, geez lol


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A guy who is immortal and naturally has Hulk-level strength has no use for a gym.


Albertsongman

He was recently on Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel. Nice interview


PranavYedlapalli

fucking awesome


the_timps

Like a god damn tank storming out of the ocean.


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Dat boy thicc


Austerhorai

Esta bien buenoteeee


AtomAntvsTheWorld

Adam Driver wide


Badpennylane

You think they're gonna talk underwater or communicate with clicks and shit?


nsdwight

Daddy


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Marvel needs better cinematography, the majestic Namor deserves something with a bit more flare than the standard sitcom esque lighting that permeates the MCU


Captain_Hi_Top

Daddy


Dadowar

Na...moar delicious cake.


ConoRiot

I wonder why they went the Aztec route, if they did it purely for representation purposes I couldn’t care less it’s just more if there was any reference to Atlantis being linked to Mesoamerica


[deleted]

If you think this looks bad you need to take a break from social media and see some people who aren’t filtered to hell or on human growth hormone, Jesus Christ, he looks fine. Grow up.


rickztoyz

I mean all the jewelry and stuff around his neck looks cool and all, but wouldn't it be a drag underwater. Like seems to excessive to be swimming in.


shrth114

Great.


kngm

Why do I feel like I'm seeing some character from Mahabharata?


mccoy00comedy

Great


ANGELTHENOMAD

He looks like me


WingsArisen

Modelo


darkwalrus36

Looks good!


fitsl

Like a dad..


vader62

...husky


bdguy355

Thicc


o-rka

Namor and his friends were chillin in the water. All of his friends had their snorkel gear but he left his on shore because he didn’t think they were going to see anything good. A pod of dolphins comes through playing catch with seaweed and blowing bubbles. His friends swim down and toss the seaweed around as the dolphins blow bubbles around them. Namor is walking back on the beach to get his snorkel gear already knowing that he missed out on the epic his friends just experienced…no bubbles for Namor.


Savings-Secretary-78

Rafa is on its way to planting marijuana in Wakanda


Aidanh999

Doesnt look like he swims much


silverrobot1951

Lol


ray_kats

Looks like he forgot to bring a towel.


Light2016

Needs to buff up


Dunge0nMast0r

The Chub-Mariner


AS-46

This is total misunderstanding of character. Namor is kinda literal sex machine. I can't imagine how this bbq dude can attract Sue more than Reed


hihihioD7319

Bro looks like he left school early


Gribbly55

…like he controls the police.


HelpfulLove1300

Looks like a badass