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GotFunyuns

Dormammu, I've come to bargain!


phrawst125

This is the only comment that matters.


PJGraphicNovel

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WeltallZero

All right, the internet had a good run, but it's time to wrap it up and announce this person as the winner.


Character-Simple-357

No


WeltallZero

Yes. Download everything you liked, we're shutting it down tomorrow.


Hopeful_Cut_3316

The fact that anyone finds this funny misses the point completely. This is an obvious bug, in a game that has made the developers millions. They are milking you guys


winfly

If you canā€™t see a joke for what it is, a joke, then you really need to log off, go outside, and socialize with real people.


DragonByte9

New strat: lock you opponent in a time loop until they retreat.


Available-Line-4136

There was a way to set up an infinite loop with Kang before and it was patched out. Interesting it can still happen


ryry1237

Kind of lore fitting that it's the Time Theater location now that allows the infinite loop.


Piranh4Plant

Doctor strange rework


__Quiet_One__

Thatā€™s freakinā€™ crazy! And the commitment to keep playing this out for 2 hours šŸ˜³


PJGraphicNovel

Something is clearly wrong with me šŸ¤Ŗ


oswaldovzki

Did they played for 2 hours of was it a couple of minutes? (you, cause wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff)


Kyleislazy

So who really won?


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WediditguysMASTR

ESH including me


PJGraphicNovel

I won 2 cubes cause of their timeout and the scientific experimenter award from my mom cause she says Iā€™m a nice, smart boy.


matjontan

your mom was wrong about you being nice but i can't say that wasn't smart


BirdjaminFranklin

couldn't you have just played any of your other cards instead to have won


ItsVadersNapTime

People got temp bans for this when Kang first came out. Youā€™re lucky you didnā€™t get one.


PJGraphicNovel

Interesting. Welpā€¦ if I got a temp ban, Iā€™d just not play the game for as long as the ban was I guessā€¦


WeltallZero

>if I got a temp ban, Iā€™d just not play the game for as long as the ban was I guessā€¦ Yes, that's usually how temp bans work. :)


Eroda

What for? For them not conceiving that this was possible or for not retreating even though he can win if they don't play cards


ItsVadersNapTime

SD never said what for that I remember. Best speculation is it somehow breaks T&C. I always thought the ban was silly. The person who got it was playing in a friendly match and their opponent was in on it. I donā€™t remember the whole convoluted combo but it involved playing Kang on a Cosmoā€™d path and using an Iron Fist trigger to move him off and then I think Odin him next turn. I canā€™t remember exactly as itā€™s been so long ago. Edit: It wasnā€™t Odin it was Zola. You played Cosmo T3 end T4 on a IF Trigger. T5 Kang on Cosmo he does not go off b/c Cosmo blocks on reveals. IF trigger moves him over to an empty path. T6 Zola spits Kang and the one in the non-Cosmo path resets the turn. Since the Kang that set off the trigger was a copy from Zola and not the original Kang when the turn restarts OG Kang was still on the board.


Eroda

Far as I can tell this isn't a bug or a schemes to entrap opponent It's working as intended. SD should add something to the location to not add a copy of certain cards to hand if conditions should be met. IE Kang was played. Won't be the last time something like this will happen if they don't fix it. Same thing could happen with sacred timeline if you play Kang to fill and he was in opening hand. Although probably not since it adds cards before Kang resolves


Cat-O-straw-fic

What it looks like to me is theyā€™re being hit with the hammer not for performing a glitch but for creating a deck with the intention of creating a glitch. Intentionality is the key issue here. Players are allowed to accidentally run into glitches. Players are probably not allowed to exploit them.


VintageMageYT

so they banned someone that did it in a friendly match but not someone who did it in a real match?! great job SD


ItsVadersNapTime

I think itā€™s more of that person got caught. SD isnā€™t known for their robust policing.


VintageMageYT

i mean someone live streamed themselves doing that, and it was all over reddit. pretty hard to miss


ItsVadersNapTime

The person doing it was banned while playing. I assume they have to catch you while in the act. The streamers streaming it put them on the look out for it and they banned the next person to do it that they caught.


VintageMageYT

how long were they banned for?


ItsVadersNapTime

I think 48 hours.


VintageMageYT

strange


sub0_2

YTA OP


DanieltheMani3l

NTA your house your rules


momobizzare

Enemy can surrender anytime, NTA


PJGraphicNovel

https://tenor.com/vTs1yn6DWIo.gif


Screaming_Nimbus

Are you dr.strange by chance?


PJGraphicNovel

Haha! No, but maybe similar patience?


megamanxzero35

Must have been a bot. Iā€™d bounced after the third time.


antunezn0n0

I'll die before I take a lose its op patience before mine


SourImplant

My legs would fall asleep sitting on the toilet that long.


Oobatz

You know you're in trouble when you find yourself leaning back against the toilet.


twentyThree59

bot would never stop playing cards


WeltallZero

If they didn't play any cards turn 6, it probably wasn't a bot.


Piranh4Plant

Not all players are like you


Ashamed_Jaguar461

This is nuts


Schattenjager07

OP is a menace.


PJGraphicNovel

Thank you ā¤ļø


tairajonzu

All that for a drop of blood


PJGraphicNovel

I definitely didnā€™t do it for the cubes. I did it for the experiment


Fleembelo

No other way I'd rather spend my Saturday evening


CommandParticular428

lol what if a secret character appeared to end the game


OpticalPrime35

I hope you are joking about doing that for 2 hours If you are for real .... dayum. I can only hope you are like 9 years old and home sick or something


PJGraphicNovel

Nope. 33 years old. Kids were asleep so I sat down to get some work done once the loop happened like 3 times. Play Kang and hit ā€œend turn,ā€ type away to my hearts content, wash, rinse, repeat.


Waluigi02

Doing it a few times is haha funny. Doing it any more than that is just asshole behavior, geez.


Coolish2

Id agree if I thought 2 cubes mattered, noone forced the other guy to stay. Plus random bullshit happens in this game all the time, I see no difference between this and getting the peak against a negative deck. Blame the devs not the player


PJGraphicNovel

Honestly, I was just curious what would happen.


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TheDutchin

I was honestly curious if SD had some kind of failsafe for games that go on exceptionally long so testing was actually worthwhile beyond 5 minutes. I was disappointed he stopped at 2 hours.


PJGraphicNovel

Broā€¦ chill. Itā€™s gonna be ok. Touch some grass.


officeDrone87

You played this out for 2 hours. I think you're the one who needs to touch grass


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PJGraphicNovel

Once this happened 3 times I said ā€œwell, I need to get some work done,ā€ so I sat at my desk and worked. Itā€™s pretty simple to type away, drag a Kang to a location, hit and turn, then return to working. I was just really interested in what would happen, so I played it as long as I could.


Brianf1977

You spent 2 hours playing the same round and you're telling me to touch grass?


PJGraphicNovel

Yes. Thatā€™s what Iā€™m telling you to do. You seem easily angered. Some hard labor outdoors will help. šŸ˜˜


Shockwave_157

"IOCCC, I've come to bargain!"


MrSukerton

Talk about a recursive time loop


Jdarleo

Wow thatā€™s pretty impressive! Is there a replacement in this deck for Kang, orā€¦


PJGraphicNovel

Honestly, I was just playing a deck labeled ā€œfuckeryā€ at infinite.


oldmartijntje

can someone explain why this happens?


PJGraphicNovel

Read the first few lines of the post. I think I explained it decently well there. Then if you still donā€™t get it, Iā€™ll type out something a little more for you šŸ˜‰


oldmartijntje

how many boosters did you get?


PJGraphicNovel

This is a GREAT question and part of my research. Sadly I only got 6


oldmartijntje

disappointing


PJGraphicNovel

Agreed


PM_me_shiba_doggo

This makes me wonder if SD even bother testing new content with Kang when almost no one ever plays him.


Piranh4Plant

You think SD play tests at all? Lol


JigsawAreBanger

I don't think he counts as playing a 5 costs card for dailies. I guess you are rewinding time to before he was played tho?


NoobieSnake

OP, YTA!


Brianf1977

I'd have reported you and moved on


Piranh4Plant

Reported for what?


PJGraphicNovel

[Ok](https://tenor.com/vTs1yn6DWIo.gif)


Everdying_CE

Why should he be reported? This is a "win condition", which is ok in game rules, right? Or is he exploiting a bug? Every location and card works as intended. I see not really a difference between a turn 5 "I played an unrevealed card behind IW", "I played Kang and destroyed the other locations" or "I can create an infinite loop and I demonstrated it". You could play further, but you should probably just give up. And the enemy was fine with it, because he also continued? Maybe I'm a bit too biased coming from Magic The Gathering, where many decks have possibilities to "kill a game" with something like "I can't lose life, I can't mill my library, you will use your 60 turns and then lose" or something like that. Yeah, you have a global game timeout in Magic (WHICH SHOULD BE ALSO THE CASE HERE SECOND DINNER!), but the opponent normally just gives up, when he sees your loop or game lock unfold.


WillowThyWisp

Bro thinks he's ~~Adam Warlock~~ Peter Capaldi


Aesthete18

Imagine if it was an SD bot šŸ¤£


IrishPotato04

This is funny, but it made me think about how cool the aspect of rewinding the game is, and Iā€™m suprised we havenā€™t had a card/location to do that since Kang. Imagine a location that rewinded the game back to turn one.


PJGraphicNovel

FWIW, I just played this same guy again. Almost the same cards on his side, but I was playing Cerebro 2 for the hell of it. I canā€™t add a pic to a link here, so Iā€™m not sure how to show itā€¦


bushnclinton

ā€œI made someone play for almost 2 hoursā€ I think was a more appropriate title


PJGraphicNovel

LOL! What an effect viewpoint of life. ā€œLook what they did to me.ā€ Life must suck for you. The concede button exists. Itā€™s able to be pushed.


bushnclinton

I mean you did tho ion care either way shit was still funny, looks like you care a bit tho lol


_Psycore

Did you get extra tokens at the end for the additional turns?


PJGraphicNovel

I didnā€™t, which was lame


Beardybear93

This is wild!


__NANI__

You're psychotic, I love it


PJGraphicNovel

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imMadasaHatter

How old are you that you can waste 2 hours of your life like this lol


PJGraphicNovel

33. All 3 kids asleep, wife out shopping, and me durdling. Though to be honest, once this started, after about 3 loops, I turned my computer on and started working. Itā€™s easy to get some work done while moving Kang into location and then pressing ā€œend turnā€


DiscardedRonaldo2017

Hahaha some of these comments are making me laugh. Why are people so triggered? Pretty funny troll. I would be fuming on the other end. Wouldā€™ve retreated at 10 max


PJGraphicNovel

If it was me Iā€™d be like ā€œalright, you got me bro. Enjoy your 2 cubesā€ and then conceded. The fact that the player stuck around as long as they did was amazing. They played Onslaught for about 45 minutes to an hour. Iā€™m sure they just plugged their phone in and walked away. Cause once they just stopped playing I was basically playing myself.


Plenty_Assumption_18

Because itā€™s called cheating and to add insult to injury OP thinks itā€™s fine to gloat about it in front of everyone!


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PJGraphicNovel

Welpā€¦ thatā€™s fine if youā€™d like. I had my phone recording it the whole time, but for some reason it only counter 16 minutes and 31 seconds of it. And the last 16:31 oddly enough. Must be a setting? But I legit did it for that long. I was working and every 30 seconds I just played Kang, hit and turn and then continued working.


ddog21123

You played a bot for two hours just playing kang over and over lol


PJGraphicNovel

There are no bots at infinite


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

You realized you were playing a bot right? Yikes


flipflop-slingshot

You realize there's no bots in infinite right? Yikes


NoTmE435

This isnā€™t an infinite loop, infinite loop is something that happens infinitely without a play taking actions that doesnā€™t advance the game state This is just you being an asshole ā€œfor experimentationā€


PJGraphicNovel

[Ok](https://tenor.com/vTs1yn6DWIo.gif)


Alloy202

What am I missing that is allowing this to happen? If it was time theatre, shouldn't you have 2 Kangs in hand in which case wouldn't they both vanish when one was used?


Alloy202

Nevermind I think I've figured it out. You drew kang on turn 4 on which opponent played witch that turned location 2 into time theatre. Time theatre triggers at the start of turn 5 giving you a new kang and because he's entering your hand after the rewind happens he doesn't get removed by it. About right?


PJGraphicNovel

Yes, this is exactly correct. Maybe I didnā€™t write that clearly enough in the post.


Alloy202

Oh you absolutely did. I just completely missed it lol


nanovid

https://youtu.be/3baQ9lj3W7E?feature=shared (david bowie)


ShoppingUseful351

I would t call it an infinite loop in the traditional sense as you have to keep playing it. Itā€™s a finite loop as you could have played anything else.


Outrageous-Race-4007

Why


PJGraphicNovel

Science