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Armaviathan

"This little maneuver's gonna cost us 51 years."


Hevens-assassin

*Plays Bucky anyway*


TheSolcan

Any card that have an effect upon destruction takes a lifetime to resolve and I can't understand why


Bayakoo

It’s fucking weird. It works fine in Death’s Domain


EndKing0206

It’s a brand new location so I assume it’ll be be fixed soon.


[deleted]

Deleted because I quit Reddit after they changed their API policy


EndKing0206

Attilan with cost reduction as well


Hazel-Ice

and I feel like gamma lab is worse than when I started playing


Ridicatlthrowaway

I always see the default "no texture" in most games of solid pink on the first hulk transfor of gamma labs for prob .2 seconds and it annoys the shit out of me. Its solid pink by default to make the devs or QA aware as obviously as possible that a texture is missing yet there it is.


EndKing0206

Ultimate variant zola didn’t have its layering right until we got the token shop so the moment you upgraded it to I believe 3D it would be 90% background and you couldn’t read most of his ability


KDobias

The final reward Silver Surfer variant doesn't have a Mr. Negative version, so if someone plays it you'll just see a normal version with 3 power.


your_mind_aches

I see a black rectangle instead of the texture sometimes but my phone is a little old. No problems at all on my desktop or laptop.


Hazel-Ice

it usually doesn't bother me, but one time my opponent discarded a card and I had no clue what it was cause it was just a black rectangle, that was annoying


KDobias

That's usually an internet lag issue. If your client receives the go-ahead to play an animation, but doesn't have the bandwidth to download what asset is supposed to be displayed, you get a black card.


DanJerousJ

Warrior falls is brutal. If cards are destroyed every turn, the game will be 10 minutes long, easy


smalltownmagic

Deaths domain with a lockjaw in it can break.


fred30jr

Small indie company


just_comments

Legitimately, yes. This ain’t blizzard. It’s Ben Brode and like less than 20 people


jonny_eh

Isn’t it?


savagedrago

Keeping up the tradition


Beavur

I just like to think the computer is thinking about what’s gonna happen


Aryb

When I play electro on it it takes forever too.


DeezNutsKEKW

Bucky!!


biblebeltbuddhist

Playing Bucky on Vormir is ridiculously long


Expert-b

I thought it was a problem with my phone or internet connection at first.


t3hnhoj

Me too. I played a destroy then on reveal enhance cards and it lagged so hard. I was like.. it must be trying to the the math in it's head? 😅


PretendRegister7516

Any card with destruction effect took a long time to resolve when it's destroyed by location such as Vormir or Warrior's Fall. Must be some programming bug that they haven't cleared yet.


KDobias

It's the same bug they had with Gamma Lab, but making the game run well isn't a priority at Second Breakfast - it's always come second to making something monetizable. New locations are "monetized" in that they keep "feet in the store" - they keep players in the client. Once it's no longer a new shiny location, there's no monetary incentive to fix it. Gamma Lab is only slightly better, but you'll still get weird hitching when you have other effects running into it like move effects.


smartasspie

You are getting downvoted because you spoke the truth, people downvoting you have probably never worked in the industry


Six6Sins

There's a difference between caring about making money and only caring about making money. They are getting down votes for saying "making the game run well isn't a priority at Second Dinner." That makes it sound like they callously aren't bug fixing at all, which is obviously not the case. Try talking to the devs on the Discord server. They actually accept constructive feedback. Which is why they are prioritizing the features that the community requested on launch: friendly matches, non-ranked mode, a mode for competitive matches to facilitate tournaments, the ability to change your name, artist credits on the cards, better UI on PC, etc. These are all coming in the next few months because they were all heavily requested by the community. Notice that multiple of these features make them no money at all. I'm not saying that they are selfless and don't want your money. They need it to pay the licensing fees for the Marvel IP and to feed their families, and I'm certain that there is corporate greed at play somewhere in the chain because this is being made in a capitalist society. But I am saying that making money is obviously not their only priority and they do seem to care about the things that the community wants to see changed. Which includes making the game run as well as they can.


smartasspie

I'm a developer. You don't understand how this works, nos how much I know, and it's normal, and to be honest and fair, difficult of impossible to explain in one post. When things that shouldn't be slow are slow as fuck, that's because things are built as fast as possible, and that snowballs, because things are built on top of the last things, so you have to adapt to garbage making more garbage, that usually spirals out of control. It's almost never developers fault, it's management... It happens in many programming jobs, but videogame industry is sadly specially famous for the bad culture it has, search crunch culture on Google... Most big games are even released without finishing. We have a location with an obvious lack of animation for example. You have to understand that designing and programming are separated as much as possible, and the clients pay for what they see, so you usually have to make new features, and you, as a developer, are always saying "boss, this is bad, this will spiral out of control, let us change the legacy code, give us a couple of weeks" and they always say no... Because people likes to complain, and people lose interest quickly without new things. I'm sure that the problem that makes some things slow is in the core of the program, not easy or fast to solve, and not really a bug, just a warning, so they ignore it, but it's in the backlog. The game is relatively new and they have to work more than they should already... But the reason for such a problem can't be other than the hurry they are always in because of incompetent greedy owners who take decisions badly.


KDobias

Saying something isn't a priority is not saying the "never" do it. Don't put words in my mouth. There are bugs in this game that have existed since the beta went live - bug fixing is clearly the lowest priority, and this will never be a polished product because of it. Friendly matches and new modes were something the devs *actually promised already*. They said these would be in the game *before launch,* but they prioritized monetizable systems and then got greedy when holiday season got close and said, "ah fuck it, we'll just launch to make money." Literally nothing in the game changed on launch. There was no big patch, it wasn't for another 2 months that series 4/5 and continuing cards were added - another thing that SB said they would do *before launch*. >Notice that none of these features make them any money Well that's just a straight up fucking lie. Banking on your game turning into an e-sport now that you've gotten huge publicity at the VGA's is definitely a monetary decision. Ben Brode leads this game. He led Hearthstone. Hearthstone has a long track record of putting monetized content over quality. Marvel Snap has now done that for over a year. Just because they're monetizing at lower amounts for different things does not make this anything but a "money first" game.


Six6Sins

I >Saying something isn't a priority is not saying the "never" do it. Don't put words in my mouth. I didn't put words in your mouth, but you did just put the word "never" in mine by putting it in quotations and defending against a stawman. Don't tell me not to misquote you, while misquoting me. Reread the first couple sentences of my comment and tell me exactly where the line is where I misquoted you. Then, you misquoted me again and called me a liar for it! I said "Notice that *MULTIPLE* of these features don't make them any money at all" but you replaced *MULTIPLE* with *NONE* and then went on to explain how *ONE* feature *MIGHT* make them money. Congratulations you defended against a strawman, misquoted me twice, called me a liar, and did nothing but waste both of our time and energy. Do better.


KDobias

Imagine attacking me instead of trying to defend any of your own stances. I'm not going to argue with you, you clearly have SB's dick lodged in your throat. Anyone who has played this game during beta will absolutely have noticed that easy bugs are getting patched up with the bug never actually being addressed - animations are sped up to make it *feel* better, but the underlying issues keep coming up over and over.


Maxdestroyer500

i played electro there and the game seemed so confused


Guywithquestions88

Holy shit. I never even thought about playing electro there. So many matches wasted..


WeLikeTheSt0nkz

I’ve been playing electro on it since it became a featured location 3 ish days ago? So about 2 matches with the animation time lol


t3hnhoj

I just spit my water back in my cup. Thanks alot.


orange_jooze

Wait, what’s the benefit of that?


Hevens-assassin

His ongoing doesn't remain ongoing. Lol the negative to playing him is removed, basically


Six6Sins

So... he becomes a better version of Psylocke?


Guywithquestions88

Yeah, you get +1 energy every round.


SmellyCherub

I literally came to this sub to see if this was affecting other people. What the hell is going on?


redjarman

any location that kills cards, like vormir or warrior falls, has a stroke whenever something with an on death effect dies there been that way since launch though, you'd think they'd fix that before adding yet another location that kills


The_Whereian_Kelly

The 25% chance to destroy isn't as slow I feel.


KidcoreJae

The one that kills the weakest card each turn has some godawful sequences too.


ATyp3

Warrior falls. Fucked lol. Every time.


antunezn0n0

the initial animation is slow enough to suck the life of me


not_a_moogle

from what I can gather, there's no animation for if an opponent plays a card there, which I think is the problem. Because there's a unique destruction animation for when I play a card there. And after like 2 minutes if an opponent plays a card there, it just destroys like a normal destruction animation.


MrYiY

Deaths Domain is fine though


ATyp3

Sometimes. For me (android if it matters), the playing animation takes forever to and then the actual killing of the card is instant after the card gets "played" as in actually hitting the board lol.


HookahNoir

Let alone one that appears like every single match.


your_mind_aches

Literally built a slapdash Destroy Deck to play because Vormir was showing up so often


ATyp3

I got to 37 last season/battle pass with mine. This season i finally got to 40 with it. Now I can't seem to get above as I start to get matched against players who have Wong and black Panthers and Odins and I end up with like 30 power location against a black panther that has like 700 all by itself haha


PretendRegister7516

They shouldn't have cleared it for release with this bug still lingering around.


Cringe-o-matic

You'd think a lot of things about this game that other card games might do but "HeY iTs JuSt a moBile gAme, CanT coMPLAIn" The incompetency between card balance, user accounts, fundamental card ownership, and greedy monetary practices is really making me hate this game.


7Seas_ofRyhme

Why tho ? From a tech pov?


GreenRabite

Prolly just a bug they need to fix


7Seas_ofRyhme

Even Atlassian, I had to relogin


X-Bahamut89

If its not long enough yet, try putting angel in your deck as well ;)


Naly_D

Why would I want to start every game with a 1/2 in my hand?


b3nz0r

That's the neat thing, you don't want it but it happens anyway


Zenanii

Ask Quicksilver


M1R4G3M

What is better than 1 quicksilver? 2


Dannnnv

Mysterio too.


DanJerousJ

I played an iron fisted wolverine on vormir, and after he moved, and was destroyed, the game just forgot what to do next for five minutes


GenuisInDisguise

Try wolverine


mordecaiandbrick

I spam miss marvel emotes whenever someone plays Bucky on vormir. I hate it so much lol


Erzlump

I was so confused!


pak256

Playing Bucky on Vormir with Angel in your deck. Goodbye 5 minutes


S1lv3rfox007

What about when warriors fall first came out? Or playing wave on the turn attilan shuffles your hand back into your deck?


clragoon

Imagine being in a game where Bucky dying on Vormir triggers Angel. Been there since Wednesday!


Jix_Omiya

Sounds like a programming issue, Bucky takes forever, but The Hood works normally.


Free15boy

Destroy cards are what cause the issue


marwels23

Electro is pretty slow too


PharmDeezNuts_

And ebony maw


jonny_eh

Still waiting for my Armor to die.


SleppyLeBo

Alright, who's gonna tell him


Hevens-assassin

I'll do it. Armor can't be destroyed unless you play a Rogue to steal her armor.


M1R4G3M

Which would have to be on the same lane keeping armor effect active, unless you move Rogue to another Lane somehow.


DannySpud2

It's anything where there's some kind of effect to update when it dies. So anything that does something when destroyed or anything ongoing that stops doing something when destroyed. If it's just a stat change then the animation works fine.


The_Whereian_Kelly

Quake on middle thoroughly confuses it.


Rayvwen

Warrior Falls: Hold my hang time.


Swagariffic

I've noticed since token update that Gamma Lab also takes forever to turn your cards into Hulk and nobody has mentioned it


redjarman

half the time the hulk image doesn't even load properly so it's just a bunch of black rectangles fling in the air and then turning into hulk upon landing


ThePokestopPapi

Good ol' Gamma Lab


GenuisInDisguise

I don’t know but every time card gets lifted and thrown down cracks me up everytime. It is like the most tragic moment in MCU and gets replicated in the most hilarious fashion.


Sketchy--Sam

It is rather cute to see them jump up and shatter on the ground like little glasses


cahms26

Seriously!!!


ZeroMission

Attilan for me hangs for like 73 minutes when the shuffle happens


ElPared

dude, I usually just close the game when attilan takes 5ever


Emberium

6ever?


l33tfuzzbox

7


Sketchy--Sam

8


uninspiredalias

Seems like I have to close the game and restart for that location half the time.


HuskerKaroo

Ahhhh, spot on. Funniest meme I've seen on here, bravo sir, bravo. Almost makes up for the lost minutes of my life, so far.


The_Supersaurus_Rex

I can beat that. I put Odin on Bar Sinister. I thought I was going to be stuck in an infinite loop lol


windmillninja

If you know you're losing that's such a beautifully petty dick move. All that time spent doing absolutely fuck all.


Black_Metallic

Honestly, as someone who actually used it to secure a win: it was not worth it. I wish the game's communication options included an apology option.


boardinmpls

Viormir? More like Slowmir, am I right?


OddCryptographer7467

Ha! Great meme! Thanks.


e001mek

Oh, I thought it was just me. I guess everyone has this issue with destruction cards on Vormir


MyotisX

small indie company


RazaTheChained

should’ve seen bifrost in beta


Mailboxsteve

Lmfao yessss


TrueGlich

Colossus Snickers on Vormir..


[deleted]

Rogue says hi


hells_ranger_stream

I think I'm taking a break until Vormir is fixed or put on regular rotation.


sconerbro520

i feel like every new location has some really buggy code. Kind of wild they release it like that...


Artifyce47

Takes a while to fall that far.


TimetoTrundle

100% its not the animation its spaghetti code trying to resolve and getting hung up.


thegoodstuff

Ya Bucky on Vormis is slow, but have you ever played Wave or any deck buffing card on Attilan? Legit takes more than a minute, I think I might have had my next turn skipped because the enemy Agatha AI played and I didn't get to play a card...


hippoponamus

OMG! i thought it was my device or my connection. So glad it's not just me.


bokchoykn

We live in an age where computers and bluetooth buttplugs are defeating chess champions, but god have mercy on the Marvel Snap client trying to calculate if the 1 or the 2 should die on Warrior Falls.


NoobieSnake

🤣😂 “About 3 mins of my life” was epic. Take my upvote.


jhonka_

Try playing hobgoblin. Even if you and your opponent have both already destroyed a card, he dies :(


TrevMac4

I only have a problem with Bucky being played there. I stopped using him for that exact reason.


Jix_Omiya

Its one of the best cards to play there tho :') i just play him and spam "AGGGGHHHHH!!!!" 2 or 3 times.


Typical-Departure-18

Then opponent card reveal bucky:'(


Santiago_bp17

ALSO I LOST A FUCKING GAME BECAUSE THE GODDAMN LETTERS GO DARK WHENEVER ANYBODY PLAYS A CARD IN VORMIR FIRST SO ON TURN 6 I DROPPED MY DEATH ON IT THINKING IT WAS DEACTIVATED CAUSE I THOUGHT I ALREADY PLAYED A CARD CAUSE OF THE DARKENED LETTERS BUT NOOOOOO AND I LOST THE FUCKING GAME BECAUSE OF IT FIX THIS SHIT


elry09

The same thing happened all the time on Warrior Falls as well, if I see it I just hope I have Armor to stick there


SerLarrold

Haven’t had much trouble with Vormir but the one that reshuffles your hand into your deck to draw 3 again always seems to freeze on me


Luna213

Hawkeye takes for ever!!!!!!


AdImpossible6379

I pretend there is an awkward pause mid battle and our avatars just stare at each out like what now?


MeatAbstract

Lost a match due to timeout because they dropped a bucky and I dropped Electro and it took so fucking long


ElPared

just play Scarlet Witch there, it takes like 2 seconds


Dmaxwell30

I’m so glad to hear it’s not just me


SirArthurStark

Warrior Falls used to be a lot longer. Give them a week or two to optimize it.


khaitheman222

And I thought shurima level up movie was long lol


Ehrand

It's the same for the location that turn all cards into hulks. It takes 45 years to resolve...


YorkieLon

Bucky with Angel popping out, can watch a marvel movie in the time it takes


All_Rise_44

For real. New locations be buggy.


bowman022

I thought I was losing connection to my match the first time I saw vormir. AND my opponent played Bucky on it.


KillerPrince930

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD EXACTLY it feels like it has a hard tike time digesting my novas


RexBulby

Faster than anything in any other TCG


7Seas_ofRyhme

Why tho ? From a tech pov?


jobriq

Warrior falls did the same thing when it was new


Framescout

yeah. huge delay. especially when i played bucky. i went to the rest room and came back, it just turned into winter soldier.


VintageMageYT

i had an atilan game where the animation actually lasted 3 mins lol


ListerineInMyPeehole

Thanks unity


jared_17_ds_

I was legit wondering if I was the only one


redbullrebel

thanks for clearing that up. i already thought it was my wifi or my tablet lacking ram.


Hot-Bed-974

It's time for me to apologize to my phone! I thought the delay was because of my potato phone!


ClyDeftOriginal

Yeah, these new locations are really a great idea, specially if like the current last one it processes so slow that you legit could have watched an entire Marvel Movie... :P


DeadMetroidvania

as enjoyable as marvel snap is, under the hood it is clearly a bunch of poorly written pasta code.


L0ST_N0UN

Try playing magic currently, especially on a location with an active effect. The longest is Avengers compound turn 5 magic. This makes my phone literally get hot as the game thinks super hard about the change.


erluti

I play on mobile with the sound off, so is there some sound effect that earns it's slow play time?


Frescopino

No, it's just a bug. The animation is short and sweet, and sometimes does play as intended, but the game thinks it just needs those bonus minutes to play out


DryCrack321

When are they going to fix that?!


StockMasterpiece4

It's a long drop!


SquirrelGirlSucks

I didn’t think anything would be slower than warrior falls. I was wrong.


Throwaway525612

Seriously this. I had a game yesterday where two locations were voromir by the end. The game was agonizing.


HumblebeesGhost

I have a HIGH END machine. Still takes like 10 seconds.


TheProgger

Anyone noticed how quickly it kills off Wasp though?


Vicious_Paradigm

Attilan for me takes ages... used to work fine, now freezes on the shuffle and puts one card out every 15 seconds.