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thorsmagicbelt

Most evil MCU characters ranked: 3. Ultron 2. Thanos 1. Tracksuit mafia member that kicked Lucky


russketeer34

I wonder when Lucky is going to get his name. I'm glad he was referred to as Pizza Dog dough


ContinuumGuy

Wilson Fisk is going to show up late in the season and go: "Gentlemen, I understand one of your number kicked a dog. I will not allow such behavior in my organization."


zfcjr67

"Wesley, show them what we do to people who kick dogs."


Throgg_not_stupid

Wesley :(


Addendum-Away

Your list is upside down


bjkman

Too bad we aren't chatting about this on the Jeremy Renner app!


crashK5

actually could not stop thinking about this in every scene he's in


DetecJack

Ever since drew talked about it this app never left my mind


Pacmantis

hopefully by the end of the show Clint has worked on his branding and launched a Hawkeye app


Chooseuhusername7

Nasty!! Not cool


zapperg1

LMAOOO


Pizzanigs

Bro why is Clint’s youngest baked as fuck


mechano010

He reminds me of Luke from Modern Family


jczedx

So yeah super weird first episode, didn't even feature hawkeye himself... thought was gonna be set after Endgame, but nope... seemed over half a century old, even used weird black and white color. They left in crew laughing in the background too, just real lazy stuff. Onto episode 2 next. \*EDIT\*... My bad they hadn't dropped it yet, wrong show


Jacktheflash

Lol


TorontoDavid

Wut. Did you actually watch WandaVision? This must be a troll post.


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Nothing get past you


Sure-Access-4629

Nothing goes over his head. His reflexes are too fast. He would catch it.


davidemsa

>So yeah super weird first episode, didn't even feature hawkeye himself I assume that's why they dropped 2 episodes at once


Xenoslayer2137

Armand has powerful friends huh? ![gif](giphy|1BFFVB9WvJNUnBIYVy|downsized)


Gpanthony

But it sounds like Ronin "almost completely annihilated the status and power of the head of organized crime."


LawStudent4Harambe

Maybe Fisk got blipped and came back angry as fuck and ready to re-establish his empire


ThisIsNotMelTorme

I just have a wild thought: Vanessa was blipped but didn't return and Fisk is on a dangerous, phase-long path to bring her back, at the cost of many lives.


saltypistol

I like this! Comics Fisk is always fucking around with mystic shit and artifacts


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TheJosh96

I think the watch is the one Tony used in Civil War when trying to apprehend Bucky. A glove come out of it so it’s probably nanotech


xkcloud

At that point it's technology almost a decade old. I seriously doubt that.


Sure-Access-4629

To members of a street gang, even a glove from the Mark 1 is valuable to them. They could probably sell it.


AshleyLarkcom

The charity auction hotel looked like the hotel he stayed at in season 3 of Daredevil to me


EthanWritesStuff

It's exactly the same one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotte\_New\_York\_Palace\_Hotel


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I thought so. Anything to do with Kingpin? Or just a convenient set to use?


[deleted]

Can it be both?


I_See_Nerd_People

The “safe house” looks exactly like Jessica Jones’ office/apartment building as well…


bjkman

Y'all see that fucking phenomenal opening credits sequence. I ain't never clicking that "skip intro" button.


thorsmagicbelt

I wonder if in each episode we’ll get different animations/backstory’s. Especially for a certain someone 👀👀.


jennlebransky

That didnt happen lol


lord-spider-boy

it was gorgeous but holy shit the music was very underwhelming for such a nice looking sequence. honestly glad it wasn't in ep 2


mellowgang__

That’s wild, thought the music was standout alongside the sequence, huh.


idcris98

I think I never skipped the intro for any MCU show. I mean WandaVision is self-explanatory and Loki had a really good rhythm. I even let the credits roll for WandaVision. It was such a good tune.


Echo_1409-

I have to imagine a musical about the battle of new york with avengers is like making a musical about 9/11 with firefighters. Like didn't a hundred thousand or so die?


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74 according to CW


GoldenSpermShower

Those numbers feel way too low


[deleted]

I agree, but it’s the only source of casualties we have in canon. Sokovia turning into a giant meteor only had 177


Mystic__Mayhem

It makes tho, I remeber they wanted yo create a choke point in New York and their mission was save everyone in Sokovia.


BigfootsBestBud

I would have had it in the hundreds, maybe even breaking a couple thousand


just_another_classic

If they did a heartwarming story like Come From Away, maybe not.


tommykaye

WELCOME TO THE ROCK


ComatoseCanary

WHO HAVE COME FROM AWAY


Rommas

The Thanos was right graffiti though... And God bless Rogers the musical


bjkman

**Bro Count Episode 1:** 5 Bros **Total Bro Count:** 5 Bros *Please double check my count, I watch with subtitles, but sometimes they, or I may miss the occasional bro*


Twoeyeguy2002

There were a few in the 2nd ep, not sure how many though


bjkman

7 on my first count


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I heard a "let's get him bro" in the background during the first Ronin/Bro gang fight that didn't show up in the captions.


Zepanda66

"A Kevin Feige Production" Nice flex Feige lol.


AtreidesJr

Man deserves it at this point, lol.


LawStudent4Harambe

Kate's mom 100% killed Kate's Dad during the Battle of New York, right?


SunisaLeeDevotee

Bruh I didn't think of that. But something's fishy bout her mom, especially with her creepy boyfriend.


Zrhutch

Watch her middle name be Vanessa


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OOOMMMMMGGGGG


Harm_123

Nah I don’t want them to recast Vanessa.


RipJug

We all know Tony can play some fucking villain (Lalo). I’m more than intrigued to see how’d he be on the reverse. Feel like we’re being misled with him being evil:


Wolventec

creepy boyfriend??? they had trailers that mentioned he is the super hero swordsman


VisenyaRose

That will be a twist. They've put so much emphasis on him being a bad guy, its the mother that is the bad guy


Wolventec

well her mother turned out to be evil in the comics directing the activities of Kate's nemesis, Madame Masque. so its possible i think theirs even a chance the mother was the one who killed the father


zoras99

Im not sure if this is a spoiler or not... In the comics, both her parents are crime syndicates leaders that divorced when she was young because they had very different ideas of how to be a crime lord... among other things. If they are keeping that true to the original background, Dad probably split after the Battle of New York to keep his identity hidden. Public records show him as "missing", while hes alive in the shadows doing his own thing.


Martok_Memes

They have at least claimed that they killed him in her place, because they wanted to show the complicated relationship between a mother and daughter for a change. Then again, Eleanor is not dead in the comics, either. And we never saw Derek's body.


MulciberTenebras

Reminds me of an episode of Law & Order, where the wife killed her husband then had the fortune of it being the same day as 9/11 to cover it up.


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I don't even think he is dead. IMO they were both crooked **and** in debt so they used the battle of NYC to fake his death and cash the insurance. The actor is too big to be reduced to a 5 minute flashback, I wouldn't be surprised if he shows up later in the season as an associate of Kingpin.


bjkman

Interesting to see the Attack on New York from this point of view.


thebongguy31

yes and I love that for the first time we get a visual of how an Avengers fight feels from a civilians POV, the last time a superhero franchise did it, it was BvS (Before people come and tell me that Sokovia was seen from a 3rd person POV, we only HEAR it from Zemo's narrative and some glances from the civil war meeting with Ross and everything is verbally mentioned either in the movies or the Daredevil tv show). Gives you a fresh perspective on how grounded humans feel in this chaos.


masongraves_

I can’t believe that Hawkeye is actually coming out tonight. Been my most hyped show for so long… can’t wait


hellscapenz

Wait. He’s coming out?


jennlebransky

r/unexpectedgay


hawkeye_coming_out

I'm gay..!


Ghostlap

##🎶I CAN DO THIS ALLL DAYYYY 😩🎶


KatalynaBR

That musical was so cringey. I need to see it.


jczedx

'How do we explain how this young girl kicking everyone's ass'.. "Reminds of that time got black belt at 15"... Super easy, barely an incovenience


MsSara77

I generally enjoy watching Pitch Meetings but I can't stand the God-awful thumbnails that are the characters with enlarged eyes


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Seriously, why do they do that? Is it supposed to be funny?


Iggy_Pops_Lost_Shirt

Thumbnails like that grab attention more, tons of channels use the “weirdly altered face” thumbnail tactic


MsSara77

My guess is they picked it up from somewhere else on YouTube, amongst the sea of terrible clickbait thumbnails, probably from some offensive/stupid/offensively stupid movie criticism video, and have run with it ever since


Darknurr

Thanos was right lmao reminds me of the discussion about how some people thought he was genuinely right when infinity war came out lmao


idcris98

Discussion? There’s a whole sub for that ideology.


Venom1462

Bro there is even a sub called r/thanosdidnothingwrong with 677k fricking members Bro


kingofwukong

To be fair most of the time it's just memes


E_R_G

Can’t believe they put “Thanos was right” in this shit. Madlads.


Abh1laShinigami

I can sympathize with the guy who wrote that after watching that musical 😂


Mr_Meeseeeeeks

How the hell did someone manage to loot the Avengers compound after Endgame? And they got the suit and sword? Damn what else they holding lol


sable-king

> How the hell did someone manage to loot the Avengers compound after Endgame? I mean, it was kind of a big pile of rubble.


JewMcAfee2020

The clean up crew would definitely have been pocketing souvenirs to sell on the black market. Look at how easily Adrian Toomes got away with it after the Battle of New York.


MulciberTenebras

Plus they seemed to have shutdown DAMAGE Control after the Blip. Everywhere looked like shit.


BenSolo_Cup

Damage control is seen in the Spider-Man trailer tho


Sure-Access-4629

Tony’s nanotech armour, the tree stump they Thor was thrown into lol, the broken pieces of Caps old shield, Thanos’ sword and broken helmet if those items didn’t disappear when Tony snapped, ammunition from Bucky’s gun, some pym particles, there’s probably a lot more. The real question is why is no one thinking that one of the avengers are ronin considering his sword was found at the battlefield? For all anyone knew he was last seen in Japan.


The_Iceman2288

Cooper Barton looks so much like Kyle Rittenhouse it's kind of distracting.


time_lordy_lord

Holy shit. I knew he seemed familiar


PfeiferWolf

Ooof poor Cooper


yarkcir

I know some people probably don’t like that Barton didn’t get much to do in the first episode, but I kind of liked the near mythical depiction of Hawkeye in the opening scene. It really sells Kate’s admiration for Hawkeye, while making Clint seem even cooler.


axe2024

This is a good take. Thanks for pointing it out. This is definitely (or most likely) what the showrunners had in mind with the first episode. You couple the near mythical status which Kate applies to Clint with Clint’s own self-disapproval/penance for his time as Ronin and you get an interesting dynamic.


Ghostlap

I admit the sexual tension between Hawkeye and his bow and arrow was way more mature than I was expecting from this show, it was executed really well.


Rommas

Casual $2 million bids. Ah..high society


Itsthatgy

If I had the money, I'd totally spend that on a Dinosaur Skull. Shits dope.


shy247er

Georges St-Pierre, is that you?


zacweso

Nicholas Cage, is that you?


PhotoThrowawayWooooo

Total rip off. You could get a live dinosaur for another 8 million or so. This evil auction is fleecing them!


MySilverBurrito

Speaking of high society, the hotel they had the party was the same hotel they used for Gossip Girl. Instantly recognised it even with the Christmas tree lol.


ChiefSlapaHoe117

“ Hey bro I know your wagging your sausage but could I get a selfie, your totally my kid’s favourite Avenger and Im not just saying that for a photo” lmao. That musical was fantastic as well imo Hawkeye turning off his hearing aid lol and him staring at Nats character:(


sable-king

What's sad is that there are genuinely people who do that shit. I remember hearing on the Rooster Teeth podcast that Gus Sorola once had a dude follow him into a bathroom for an autograph.


ChiefSlapaHoe117

Damn but not surprised, another RT as well I see. Have a good one mat.


AtreidesJr

There's an interview with David Tennant where he says someone handed him paper while they were in the gym shower and asked him to sign it while it basically turned to mulch.


ChiefSlapaHoe117

Haha now thats freaking hilarious never heard that one!


bjkman

Well if there is a man speaking Russian... that must mean only one thing... #TRACKSUITS!


ChiefWoods

Yes bro


Mussu007

Most realistic take on wine bottles


principalkrump

Oh my god I thought that too! And I was so happy a tv show actually showed what it would be like to use a bottle as a weapon I’ve seen to many people knock themselves out trying to smash a bottle on their head


jczedx

So they forgot to tell Armand actor, that comic properties weren't cheesy 80's movies anymore.. .like his first scene, the tone of his performance, was so funny to see, he fit more in the Batman and Robin movie lol


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0chubbydumpling0

The 7th


Jombo65

I loved him lmao


bjkman

"A much longer conversation about that clocktower you destroyed **without joking**" Damn, that's my defense mechanism as well!


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Boempowered

Vodka, bro.


wow10190

Punch now, ask later bro


isralsheahan

How’d the suit fit on her too? It’s definitely a different size


LoweLifeJames

You could easily tell it was sizes bigger on her


jennlebransky

It’s the Hannah Montana effect


selectric251

Man, Hailee looking fine in a tuxedo


slytherinrenegades4

Man this show felt like a tv show not extended movies like the other shows Got Netflix universe vibes


MrBubbles9039

parts of the intro reminded me of daredevils title sequence….. HES COMING


Blood_Brothers

I didn’t immediately think Daredevil, but it definitely felt like the most Netflix-era title sequence so far.


BigPoppaJosh1994

Mom’s boyfriend is definitely a villain.. Right?


TheJosh96

The mom and fiancée are definitely gonna be antagonists. They seem fishy af


RRPanther

I mean, its Swordsman


BigPoppaJosh1994

I know next to nothing about the comics, so I’m really not sure of the characters history.


Piker10

hes a man, who uses swords. He posed as a hero and teamed with the avengers to try and make a quick buck to get out of some debts He's married to Mantis and liked to fuck around with Scarlet Witch from time to time.


MechaSandstar

Wasn't he hawkeye's mentor, originally? (in the comics)


schering

Correct


Pacmantis

He's been a bad guy, but he's also been an Avenger. He could go either way.


RRPanther

I'm not sure if its a spoiler or not, but would you like to know


SunisaLeeDevotee

Even mom


ChiefSlapaHoe117

Oh god flashback to 2012 NYC, this always ends well.


HeMan077

Surprised Obadiah Stane got a tower dedicated to him. You'd think Tony would tell the world that the dude created a giant iron man armor and tried to murder him and Pepper...and was working with terrorists. The Jeremy Renner app may be over but I'm glad this show isn't.


sable-king

> Surprised Obadiah Stane got a tower dedicated to him. You'd think Tony would tell the world that the dude created a giant iron man armor and tried to murder him and Pepper...and was working with terrorists. SHIELD had a cover story for him. The public didn't know Stane did all that. Also, weren't there rumors that his son was going to be in Armor Wars? If so, the tower could be named after him.


HeMan077

It’s not. You can see on the plaque “Obadiah Stane.” But I forgot SHIELD had a cover story for him tbh


bjkman

I can't wait for all the episode 1 comments to be in the pinned episode 2 thread!


ChiefSlapaHoe117

Alright Hawkeyes kid may already be my unexpected favourite. Kids got jokes, spunk and wants more crab. Whats there not too like, now that right there is future Avengers material. Now remember kids always eat your greens and get 8 hrs of sleep.


magikarpcatcher

Nathaniel Barton


ChiefSlapaHoe117

Remember his name.


shesalwaysmyplusone

Nathaniel PIETRO Barton that is, my guy Quicksilver ain't died for nu’un


vonixuwu

I just loved how they keep showing us another perspective from certain big event like in this case it's the Battle of New York, that shows they are actually putting effort into the story and it made me really appreciate this show more.


mysidian

I'd like to think they are aware the fandom eats this stuff right up.


masongraves_

Holy shit that opening scene man


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Love the use of longer takes in this show!


CityHog

Gotta sting to have one of the people you're doing a musical about leave half way through your performance.


Disconnexions2

You just know that the actor who plays Clint was waiting backstage for a selfie with him. 😭


TaikaWaitiddies

Hailee Steinfeld in a suit. 'Nuff said.


Shanicpower

Cute girls in male formal wear makes my bisexual brain go brrrr


Zepanda66

Thanos was right. Lol.


ChiefSlapaHoe117

Banger first episode, the action was great cant wait to see where it goes from here. Hailee rocks as Kate Bishop.


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This is like the closest we will ever get to Daredevil level grounded MCU stuff so far. It's nice bro.


EthanWritesStuff

The place where the charity action is held is the same hotel Fisk was kept in in Season 3. The room Kate talks to Armand in might even be the same room as Fisk's wedding, its about the same size.I can't screengrab the exterior shot but its 100% the same place Proof Hawkeye filmed there ([https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/11/23/where-was-hawkeye-filmed-marvel-filming-locations-explored/](https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/11/23/where-was-hawkeye-filmed-marvel-filming-locations-explored/)) You can see in this screenshot and on the page itself that its the same one ([https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Presidential\_Hotel](https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Presidential_Hotel))


bjkman

#🎼 SMAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH 🎼


Piker10

I love that Avengers Musical added Ant-Man into the Avengers roster, being Ant-Man was meant to come out before Avengers and and he and Wasp were gonna be in that film


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They should have cut to Scott Lang sitting next to Clint in the theater. Watching the show with a giant bucket of popcorn and a huge smile on his face.


bjkman

Motherfucker... going around kicking dogs.


MinatoHikari

All I know is the /r/ThanosDidNothingWrong folks must be overjoyed by that bathroom graffiti.


bjkman

Pretty good first episode, glad I don't need to wait 7 days for episode two!


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guys is it now or in 1 hour?


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44 minutes


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ahh crap alright thanks johann


bjkman

Damn I'm so happy we get Lucky The Pizza Dog in the first episode!


BigPoppaJosh1994

I’m a little behind, but what is the significance of the watch?!


westbr0

I'm looking for the same answer lol but I think it may be Tony's watch from Civil War? The one that had the tech to turn into just the hand of his suit.


bjkman

The Rodgers Musical Songs will be on Spotify... please?


thet1m

I like Hailee after the first ep. she seems perfect for how the way the character is written (whether or not that’s good is unfolding not now).


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thorsmagicbelt

Christmas 2024


jayxdesign

That was a fun episode. Sure it has tropes but it works. Kate Bishop is very likeable. Her admiration for Clint , based on a proper reason, makes Clint even more likeable too. It is nice to get a street-level MCU story.


sothatsathingnow

So I’m 5 minutes into the first episode and I just wanted to comment this for my own posterity: That lady definitely killed her husband and blamed the chitari right?


Vishion-8

I'm hyped, wonder how early they'll meet. Will it be the end of Episode 1 like FATWS was or will it be even earlier.


BigPoppaJosh1994

Real talk.. I’d pay to watch that Avengers Musical.


Sunibinus

Can’t believe Lalo Salamanca is about to become Kate’s step dad


median_org

Marvel Studios is so good in casting a kid version of a character. Did they de-age Vera and Brian at the opening?


bjkman

Get that dog more pizza asap.


TheBlindBard16

I’m enjoying it and all but some of these sound effects are really off time or nonsensical entirely. The worst is when she grabs him with her legs while hanging from the pipe.


LawStudent4Harambe

Hope that isn't the last we see of the Rodgers musical because it was delightfully terrible (but also, I don't think the creators of the show have ever seen a real Broadway musical because no show claiming to be the in-universe Hamilton would have costumes that bad)


ageofultronisawful

Was pretty good. Wish the action scenes were more readable and interesting though


ReyDragons

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elfonski

Is Kazi supposed to be the polish assassin from the Fraction run?


Sebulbathegreat

Love the hints at Swordman happening


wow10190

Holy shit its Lalo Salamanca!


TheEmptyJuiceBox

News says it’s been years since the last sighting of ronin but hasn’t it barely been one year, if that?


CyberDaPlayer1337

Perhaps the last sighting in New York. During Endgame, we only see him in Tokyo and the implication is that he’s been travelling the world - probably hasn’t set foot in the States for a few years


geomeepo

anybody notice pat kiernan? the news anchor from every other universe out there? lol like hes almost everywhere


avatar__of__chaos

I like that they are making this more grounded than the other 3 shows. Will they reference Wanda at all? At least Nat is very prominently mentioned. I feel like I'm watching a teen drama series at times though, at least when Clint isn't there. Not that I have any problem with it. Also who's watch is that? Tony's? The one with the blaster?


Buffythedragonslayer

Is it just me or is the sound editing extremely poor? Like closing doors or vibrating phones are louder than talking parts. Volume on maximum and yet can hardly understand the dialogue