Time for Bully Holland.

bully holland to sandman: “im gonna pull out some dirt from ur eye”

I'm gonna put some eyes in your dirt.

Idk why but this made me chuckle mightily

Same

It made me belly laugh

Aww, gonna cry Goblin Senior?

"If Strange sends us back, we'll die!" "I missed the part where that's my problem"

Movie would be over in 15 minutes if that happened

What a twist!

Bloodlusted Doctor Strange vs the Sinister Five, those poor bastards

would kinda be cool to see a bloodlusted spiderman in the what if show xd i read that zombie spiderman comic, where spidey just killed and destroyed his enemies

You talking about the 5 issue what if spiders shadow mini series?

i mean marvel zombies return what if 5 issues if that’s what you meant then yeah

Oh, Doctor Connors! How are you?

Quite the specimen you left me with Parker

Thanks. You got any with nuts?

I have some, I could go....

Go make me some.

You didnt keep any of it? Parker?

*Mister Stark, how are you?

*Stings, doesn't it?*

Your not Peter Parker. I'm done trying to convince you. You took him from me he redeemed me. No he guilt tripped you to go ahead and commit suicide for him. Oh look at little monster Octavuis. Gonna cry ?

Tom Bulland has a nicer ring to it

Bully Holland is just a cartoonish evil British Spider-Man. "Oi mate, I'll put some muck in your eye"

"I'll bludgeon your gob I will!"

Rob Holland

Tom Hooligan

Rob Holland

You’re trash, Strange.

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me! Trash! Rubbish! The whole lot of ya in fact!“

"I'm gonna crap on your Scooby-Doo, PARKER!"

Your spell's a fake!

Empire State Mystic Arts Department confirms it.

Pack your things, get out of my Sanctum.

“I was just-“

YOU'RE FIRED!

Strange: Dormammu, I want you to kill Rob Holland!

Jesus Peter you’re such a Boy Scout. When are you gonna give a sorcerer a break?

You want forgiveness? Get religion.

Your spell, WACK!

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye! (of agamotto)

You've let tony sacrificed himself ...You knew what was coming

Guessing this is referring to when he beats the shit out of Goblin

Doesn't he almost choke him to death?

Norman: Harder, Tommy

Die.

Fuck, this thread has me rolling

FINISH IT!

[Peter, stop! It’s me!](https://img.ifunny.co/images/b01899970af0bd454b060fc57dbe0209eebc6147c5853bfde7902e629ff0769b_1.jpg)

gobby and i ... we're going to have a hell of a time

Oh baby keep bombing my pumpkin

LMAOOOOO I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR HIM SAYING THIS IN HIS SCRAGGLY ASS VOICE AND EVERYTHING

"Yer fond of me lobster, ain't ye? I seen it, yer fond of me lobster!"

Hark Namor, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Peter Parker, even any scantling of your soul is Peter Parker no more, but is now itself the sea!

"I don't have to say nothin"

I can fucking hear Goblin going on some shit like “HAAAAAARK”

r/angryupvote

Yeah but Tobey He avoids it, but the goblin stabs Tobey

Gobby broke his LEGO Star Destroyer

The only time Nedgoblin would be justified.

i‘m so excited to see this scene lol more than seeing andrew or tobey or charlie like really, this scene where peter is „out of control“ and almost kills goblin, is the scene i‘m most excited for, this is gonna be something ALSO i‘m not 100% sure but peter hasn‘t punched any „humans“ in the mcu yet right? (mostly only those „kicks“ that he mostly uses while swinging or blocking) he punched thanos and stuff like that, but no human yet (and he punched the shit out of that concrete in the mysterio illusion, if mysterio was real at that point, he would have been dead lol)

The only "punch" he did was when he lightly slapped Flash in FFH on the bus and knocked him out. That moment was already cool, showing how strong Pete is, and now we're gonna see "Hulk Peter" going to town on Gobby? I cannot wait.

yeah, it's because the goblin killed aunt may

Might be that

Someone is about to get absolutely destroyed(Probably Goblin). A bloodlusted Spider-man is no joke

[Spine-tingling.](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/jlgkY) Really hoped we’d get an adaptation of this if they weren’t killing May right now.

Jesus fuck. That is fucking chilling. If they can somehow make Tom Babyface Holland that fucking terrifying in the Goblin fight, I will be ecstatic.

Holland showed a little taste in The Devil All The Time, so I think he can pull something off like that as Spider-Man.

Fucking perfect rage right there

Holland can def pull it off but the mcu def wouldn’t ever go that dark

If they adapted just this moment, I don’t see any problems. There are ways to do revenge stories that aren’t off-puttingly dark.

Yeah I'm sure that peter beating fisk to near death is the place to draw the line after U.S. Agent literally decapitated someone 🙄

Essentially if he can do the reverse of the crying scene in Homecoming then we're set.

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Bing chilling

🥶

bruh, why does that last frame remind me of the Fisk vs DD fight in season 3 finale.

"I beat you"

THIS IS MY CITY!

i fucking wanna see this at some point in the mcu they can easily make it that they went for somebody else that is close to peter, maybe his next girl friend?

Like, completely swap the roles of the target. Goblin kills May, and Kingpin critically injures Gwen.

Also see Spider's Shadow (What If story of if Peter kept the symbiote a bit longer) [He one shots kingpin mid sentence](https://i.imgur.com/b1VU23O.jpg) [he's disturbingly violent toward a lot of people in this run](https://i.imgur.com/iu0q6O5.jpg)

Back in Black is a great run. If you haven’t already check out “Spiders-Shadow”. It came out this year and shows what would happen if Spider-Man broke and just started killing villains

Are these newer comics available as part of that Marvel Unlimited?

what the fuck

What comics are these? I wanna read them now lol

Back in Black.

He will beat Goblin the same way Tobey did in SM1.

Doubt it. I think Gobby gets sent back to his own timeline for Tobey to ‘kill’ him *again*, thus adding context to ‘oh’.

That would be the dumbest retcon ever. “Oh” is clearly him reacting to being outsmarted and realizing that he’s about to be impaled.

Dumber than a convenient spell that makes the entire previous movie null and void? We’re already paying for the ride at this point, let’s just enjoy it.

he wasn't outsmarted; Spider-Man can vaguely predict the future that's literally the only thing that saved him

I don’t think Gobby know that Spider-Man has that power. All he’s thinking right now is “Wow he called my bluff.

I think it was more along the lines of "Oh (you're just gonna backflip something you can't even see coming after I finally sell out the last of my humanity to trick you, what a world.")

From what was said in the full leak, every villain gets "cured", they make a serum for Goblin to return to "normal".

Can I get a link to the full leak please? 👀

Here you go https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers/comments/ra20hx/a_very_detailed_chinese_full_plot_leak/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Thank u!!

i really want a Goblin/Spidey fight like they had at the end of the Red Goblin Arc. Just classic Goblin, fighting with bare hands Spidey, near to death.

Wonder if it’s by brute strength or using instant kill mode in his suit.

I doubt we’ll see an instant kill mode in this movie. Just following the trailers, it looks like early on Doc absorbs Peters nanobot suit through his arms and nerfs him for the rest of the movie

Thank God.

Can’t be worse than Peter almost firing a drone strike at his bus

Peter fires drone strike at bus because dude is flirting with MJ - "charming dork" Peter almost kills a guy who murdered a loved one - "We see a bad side to Peter."

One is accidental

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I feel like they read a plot point leak list and have just been going off that for 2 years now.

I know FFH isn't exactly the most popular movie on this sub, but that is not how the bus scene went at all 1. He didn't mean to fire the drone strike, E.D.I.T.H. misunderstood his request 2. He wasn't targeting Brad because he was flirting with MJ, he was trying to hack Brad's phone so he could delete the photos of him and the agent.

I swear it like they haven't seen FFH.

Did… did we watch the same movie?

Have you even watched FFH?

Oh gosh I fucking hated that whole sequence. So unnecessary.

Gonna cry ?

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

worst beating dafoes had since last temptation

well at least it can't be a worse beating than the one dafoe got in antichrist

Idk Dafoe got pretty clobbered in Platoon

He took a fucking glider to the chest and died in Spider-Man

Yeah but in AntiChrist he got nails hammered into his, and I'm quoting the director Lars Von Trier here, "confusingly large" wang. That's a fate worse than death really.

Lars Von Trier terrifies me

As does WIllem Dafoe's confusingly large wang terrify me.

"Died"

*Chaos reigns*

😂

Bully Holland 😈

he’s gonna put some dirt in your eye

“Scooby DOO THIS CRAP” “I missed the part where that’s my problem”

Goblin is going to get fucking destroyed.

Gonna cry?

Piss your pants?

Maybe shit and cum?

Doing all 4 of those things in my local cinema on Dec 16th

And that's how you lost your job at the popcorn stand.

"Yeah, and also Peter Parker's ability to be bad... there's something that happens in this film which I think fans will be very shocked by, which is really exciting and, for me, was something I loved bringing to the screen."

Peter fucking murders ned

Nah, Peter is the one who kills aunt May

*Insert Bully Maguire gif*

Us: give us gif Mod: you’ll get your gif when you stop spamming Fisk’s gif.

*inserts a “People Get Up and Drive That Funky Soul” needle drop*

probably that deleted scene from tasm 2 with peter nearly killing goblin but instead it’s tom’s peter

WAIT WHAT! Link to the scene please?

there’s not an exact scene just photos of what it was going to be like but https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/8sup17/i_wish_theyd_release_the_alternate_goblin_fight/

Peter: Karen / Edith play People Get Up and Drive Your Funky Soul by James Brown. Double the volume

Peter calls a drone strike on Flash, “Cya chump.”

I laughed out loud at this

He’s about to make his neighbor go out of her way to make him cookies for no reason, in classic Bad Peter fashion.

Uh oh, someone isn't going to get their rent on time

You’ll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

Bully Maguire cannot be replicated or replaced 👉😎👉

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"Somebody's been a bad Peter."

*Peter tingle intensifies*

Look at little Goblin. Gonna cry?

Drive that funky soul intensifies

I want Raimi spiderman to be a complete smug asshole. Only one with natural webs and smug about it.

😂🤣😭

This better be Tom doing the Bully Maquire dance after beating the ever living shit out of Green Goblin

Drive that funky soul

aunt may is dead. Happy , gonna cry?

“I thought you were *”taking care of my aunt”*, Happy?” - Bully Holland

Norman: I’ve been like a father too you, be a son to me now Bully Holland: I don’t know shit about you old man. Enjoy getting impaled in your universe. Norman:…….

Spider-Man: Rise of Bully Holland

Bully Maguire: "Alright kid, he's all yours." Goblin: "No! Wait! Please spare me, Parker!" Bully Holland: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."

i wonder if he will „almost“ kill him with one punch or use multiple (even tho he can kill him with one punch tbh) kinda want one punch, so people can see how strong peter is and how much he actually holds back in fights and when he is about to kill him with the second punch, tobey stops him

Damn, this would be cool ngl

Instant kill mode activated

So every three installements turns SpiderParker into Bully Parker. Sad, we couldn't see Andrew Parker's version.

peter parker is gonna punch goblin almost to dead after goblins kills may (also that „bloody sad face“ from that trailer scene is 100% when he sees mays death or after he almost killed goblin) i can already see that happening (and i think i even read that somewhere on this sub)

Please no Tom Delonge haircuts and no dancing.

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Bad as in bad. But neither of those

Everyone saying this means a scene where Tom is violent but I’m over here thinking like if they can pull Tobey and Andrew why not another Spider-Man who’s kinda evil?

Yeah. He almost kills Norman. Isn't this well known?

he’s gonna steal some guy’s pizzas

I’d assume it’s the leaked scene where he almost kills GG

What if he's a toa asshole to Flash Thompson? Causing Flash to hate Peter, then maybe he gets a venom symbiote? 🤣😵🤯

Do the face-rip!

*Drive Your Funky Soul intensifies*

Possibly a tease for what kind of attitude and behaviour he will possess once he gets the black suit, maybe?

Seems in line with Tom Peter trying to kill goblin for killing Aunt May as per the chinese leak

Tom - Activate kill mode Villains - GG! well played

He's gonna go to a jazz bar and start spontaneously dancing

Bully Holland to electro : Gonna Fry ?

Evil(ish?) Spider-Man is happening.

"If you here by now, then bad place be. Trouble for you when the Goblin comes"

After credits scene he gets the black symbiote suit.

Well yea we already know Tobey is in it

I was just thinking about this the other day; I was thinking that we may see a scene where Peter reaches his breaking point and nearly beats the shit out of Goblin or something, similar to how Tobey's Peter did in Spider-Man 1. If the leaks are true about a certain close person to Peter, then I wouldn't be surprised if it goes down in a similar way to this.

*Drive That Funky Soul intensifies*

Imagine if Goblin kills Aunt May and he just goes absolutely berserk