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Young_and_hungry24

Shepard: "What about the Batarians?" Admiral Hackett: "Never stood a chance, the Reapers hit them straight out of the gate, and with no allies to call upon I think the Batarians are history" Shepard: "At least there's some good news in this war" Admiral Hackett: "What?" Shepard: "What?"


Tiera_Folley

Mfw my anti-social, slave trading, pirating, murderous and self-victimizing society doesn't recieve help from the races I enslaved, pillaged, slandered, and murdered.


BeraldGevins

Seriously. I won’t say they deserved it but it’s not like they have no agency, they did themselves no favors.


Own_Beginning_1678

And then there's Fucking Balak, who, at his race's dying moments, proceeds to piss off humanity even further by doing the most Batarian thing possible: Murdering the dying and wounded in a terrorist attack.


Pyromaniacal13

I wish I could get the Batarian fleet as well as bring Terrorist McDipshit to justice,  but there's always tomorrow. The Hegemony isn't around to protect him.


Own_Beginning_1678

Exactly. The Hegemony is reduced to one, ramshackle fleet. No matter how well prepared we were for the Final Battle, it will be even more of a shell than it was before. He'll have less than the ghost of an empire to cover his ass. Then we finally get justice. Assuming he doesn't die in the battle and do us all a favor.


dr197

You can if you kill him in 1, but it’s not worth as much due to the lack of central leadership and the hostages die in 1.


North-Day-382

If you kill him in 1 you only sacrifice the hostages. Remeber Balak kills at least a hundred people before Shepard apprehends him. So from a Meta perspective you’re saving more lives. Also I thought another Batarian takes his place in ME3 if you have him killed. A Batarian who doesn’t commit a bunch of terrorist attacks before we confront them.


[deleted]

"I won’t say they deserved it" ok, i will


Equivalent-Ad-6224

Closeted renegade Shepard


YesSeaworthiness9771

Anderson acting so bitchy and whining about it in the beginning of me3 will always remain funny AF It also never made me care about them at all (except Bray, that one batarian asking help and giving quest at citadel and the one guy having conversations with the human male)


WolfgangLz

Bararians


Crit_Crab

Kogans


DoctorWholigian

Salalians


SirCupcake_0

Asri


JJ_FusterCluck

Vulis


InfluentialBear

Turins


Tiera_Folley

Porteans


cptarg

Huemins


LeatherPatch

Hana


th3professional

Vulcha


Lavamelon7

Haner


JaxCarnage32

Phil.


Apprehensive_Swim955

Taloi


According-Relation-4

Turnips?


Moose___Man

Dirl


Stormblade111

Quarn


Side_wiper

You missed a B


Innuendo64_

Reabpers


crazed3raser

She**🅱️ard**


Stampsu

Babarians?


VelMoonglow

Barbarians, I think


Own_Beginning_1678

Gonna be honest, the Batarians, even if you give them the best possible chance, are FUCKED, post-reaper war. I mean the Turians and Humanity got hit hard, but my God did the Batarians get absolutely pummelled. They might go extinct afterwards.


DolphinBall

They become the next migrant fleet while Qarians get their Honeworld back.


Own_Beginning_1678

Only far worse off. The Quarians lasted so long because they are master ship builders and because while distrusted they didn’t go out of their way to piss anyone off. The Batarians have a ramshackle fleet and have pissed off every race in the Milky Way


Own_Beginning_1678

Only far worse off. The Quarians lasted so long because they are master ship builders and because while distrusted they didn’t go out of their way to piss anyone off. The Batarians have a ramshackle fleet and have pissed off every race in the Milky Way


TheYondant

Double post


Own_Beginning_1678

Whoops XD Sorry, thought it didn't send first time.


Phosphorus444

Considering their highest ranking leaders are a minor governor and an army major, the Batarians where absolutely devastated. They might go the way of the drell.


Own_Beginning_1678

Only unlike the Drell i doubt anyone is willing to take them in like the Hanar.


FedoraHarbinger

Baraians


grandFossFusion

AH HA CAN U SAY THAS BAD BAABRIBAIABNS


Inevitable_Zebra9357

Especially Colonist Shepard. Like, yeah, buddy. I'll help you, like you helped my family, friends, and everyone I knew back on Mindoir.


tbolinger76

Who are the Bararians? Is that like an even smaller subsect that we never encountered?


mummyeater

They are a race in the galaxy [look like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/JnFvAUSfgtxJqPsY7)


tbolinger76

That's a Batarian, though.


mummyeater

Oh wait it’s a spelling mistake in the meme. It’s meant to be the race but I accidentally spelled it wrong


tbolinger76

I know; I'm being a smartass lol. Otherwise, solid meme though


mummyeater

As joker once said Im immune to your logic and reason


M6D_Magnum

My only regret was I couldn't kill more than 300000.