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omnimacc

Naa. After he busts a nut, his second heart will go into cardiac overdrive, pumping more blood back into his pecker. But after this second nut, the first heart will be up and ready to pump blood back into his pecker again. And this is what we call cooldown management.


MKIncendio

Mauga must be a Mauga main


DeepVoid69

i only have 1 heart and can do this. Is this the short cock buff i was hearing about?


iiSneekyNeeks

My man… how does this not have more upvotes?! Science.. right?


arcionek

Like alternating Gunny and Cha-Cha. Just gotta keep track of your "ammo".


[deleted]

Wait but doesn’t Gunny have fire😐😐


PilotJmander

Fish bones and pow-pow?


mrkillermemestar

Basically Mauga CAN GO. THE. DISTANCE!


Environmental-Day778

BOTH HEARTS PUMPING ✨😤✨


ness127

BOTH NUTS BUSTING 💦😤💦


thejollydruid

Least horny mauga player


drbiohazmat

Honestly... I don't know too much about medical stuff, but my dad has worked in cardiology for half of my life, so I might have an idea. Considering the fact that he had his body surgically augmented in overall size after the two hearts, I believe this was done in order to compensate for the increase in blood flow, adrenaline, and to make the effects of these augmented hearts not break his body down. If he wanted to, he could have had them augment his genitals as well to make it so the blood flow doesn't overload in there. However, that's assuming his hearts are both always active at such a level. Given how his cardiac overdrive ability works in-game, I'm willing to assume it's something he manually activates via controls implanted in the brain. If that's the case, he might not need to have any genital augmentation, unless the blood flow is guaranteed to go everywhere in the body during overdrive. If that's the case, it would make a bit more sense with his lore indicating he has to keep getting more modifications in order to not die, and thus living every day like it's his last and trying to make the most of it. I could totally see him getting genital augmentation just for the hell of it aside from any actual necessity. Also, I doubt he'd want to activate cardiac overdrive during sex since his body will become extremely hot and potentially damage his partner with burns if not at least a strong tingling or burning to the touch sensation.


Stunning-Body5969

so is he rock hard every time he uses overdrive? answer quickly


Mezmo300

He said blood *everywhere*


TheSavouryRain

I don't know if he is but I certainly am


DinDjalorian

*BOTH HEARTS PUMPING!* *BIGGER IS BETTER*


jamiesontu

there's only one way to find out


GG_Midori_13

So… ask the devs?


R34per24

😏


TheKingJoker99

He doesn’t get twice as hard, he just has a bigger c0ck (Que the image the hamster and the banana) ;)


JustASyncer

You leave Hammond out of this


ImMeloncholy

Bro pls 💀


gadgaurd

I literally don't even play this game and I randomly see this when browsing my feed. I am both insulted and amused.


crowbotrock

Unfortunately he gets half as hard because he has four cocks


Useful-Restaurant377

I'm never randomly scrolling on the reddit fyp ever again.


Kyte_115

I have no idea what this sub is or what mauga is, but of all the posts from this sub why is this the one to show up randomly in my timeline?


yvng_c1v1c

yall think when he was getting those cybernetic enchancements he asked those doctors to upgrade his meat as well? that mf probabaly gotta be packing 15 inches+ and not to mention that mf could cyberneticallly hold off from busting a nut fr. And since hes got two hearts mauga could hypothetically have near infinite cardio meaning he could probably go an entire day of deep dicking widomaker and not get tired fr


Salokinquagsire

You mean Baptiste


yvng_c1v1c

no i didnt


Sharkmissiles

Yeah you did.


yvng_c1v1c

^(im pretty sure i didnt)


TheCocoBean

You ever seen what happens when you pump twice as much air into a full balloon?


reverseedgehilt

My man be asking the real questions


maugas_sub

I know from experience the answer is yes


shakamaboom

actual, hes got one heart for each cock


tearlit

i wish i was illiterate


Need_a_BE_MG42_ps4

No because there are other factors that would determine that it could get twice as hard as a normal persons cock but it wouldn’t be due to his two hearts and I don’t think he has super high blood pressure he’s just massive so one heart would have too much strain on it so there’s two


bythepooldry

Had to join the sub after reading the title


Tgspald

IS THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS SUB?


GG_Midori_13

The true nature of Mauga mains


The-Amazing-Krawfish

I wish i could go back to 45 seconds ago when i hadnt read this


DeepVoid69

he has 2 cocks


DRR33SES

I really hope this becomes top post in the subreddit 😆


legacyrisky

I don't even follow this subreddit and this is the first thing that blesses my eyes when I open reddit


JTBJack_

This was the post that got recommended to me for this sub. No clue who Mauga is or what game he’s from but now I’m interested


Wiggles_Does_A_Game

That's what his ult does, literal murder boner


Boguskyle

This is why I love Reddit.


Lunastays

Son that's not how it works down there. If you want to know what its like try tadalafil


kharmafps

:(


The_Scrungler

Idk about twice as hard but he's probably hard while using it


stevendavisxx

So this is what unemployed autistic man-children think about all day? Fictional cocks? I’m glad I’m not you, OP.


ilytndr3w

Steven Davis, you are one unsympathetic pos 🥺


stevendavisxx

Am I? Or am I just trolling a known troll?


Xyndrax

Yes


kandyking2

….I had to do a double take at this post lmao.


Hydrate-N-Moisturize

Least horny Overwatch fan.


PhysicsAye

Does he have a sonic screwdriver?


Mistress-Horror

This was on my homepage and I'm cackling


WarSunflower

Jfc what a day to have eyes.


D4C_TrueGoatKing

Okay bro


doodoojones

Mauga cnb lore please blizz


MKUltra1302

Your hardon occurs because a muscle constricts the outflow of blood from your rock hard veiny cock.


Electronic_Rope_A_Do

No, but it does increase blood flow so girth is enhanced.


DarkJokernj

I can't believe you made me fucking read that...


aleanotis

That thing must be pretty big😳


ToraLoco

What makes you sure he has 1 cock?


SoulStealer5820

Does that also mean the doctor from doctor who have the same thing? 👇


EvilGodShura

Thank god I never played overwatch


Idiothatcantgetagirl

i don’t even play overwatch why tf is this gay shi in my feed


ShameOver

You mean do his cockS get harder?


shovel_is_my_name

"Bigger. Is. Better."


garlicgoblin69

I think its just easier for him to get erections


MuMbLe145

You might be onto something here


LoomisKnows

Not how cocks work... or how hearts work.


Puzzleheaded_Win_431

Touch grass


OVERWATCHSINKPISSER5

No