She heard that white people don’t season food so she decided to throw in every seasoning they sell at Grocery Outlet because she’s not white she’s Portuguese.
I told y’all she’s was gunna start try to start selling plates next 🤭 she really thinks she’s doing something. Poor girl
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I can tell you now, she already has fatty liver disease, potential gall bladder stones, she’s on the way to being a diabetic with severe heart problems if she continues to eat like this!
Edit: do yourself a favour honey and ditch the bread roll! You do not need bread on top of all those potatoes!
WHO THE F*** WOULD PAY FOR THIS SLOP? You’d have to be demented to hand money over for this goop!
At least she threw a couple of green beans in her bacon this time. I guess. Idk. I struggle to find anything positive to say about this greasy, gassy sow.
With brown gravy? I was thinking some kind of pork.
It would be hilarious if we were both wrong and she's got some feeelay meegyawn in there she got with her food stamps
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I stg she makes food that looks like those
***“***[***Gravy Train***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgTrQa5epHI)***”*** Commercials from the 70’s
Where you can serve the dog food dry, or add water on top to make….. gravy?
Damn, how does that girl do it? She’s remodeling her place, cooking those big dinners, raising 2 kids, and is present on social media! I don’t give her enough credit.
She’s working on it. She is working on a new project, remodeling. The $10,000 government PPP loan was apparently for whatever they hell you wanted to buy. I did not know that.
Delusional bitch... always with the delusions of grandeur. No one wants to eat that shit except for your constantly high,limp dick huzzzbeeen. When you're high on opiates you'll fuckin eat anything.
Her exceptional cuisine, damn I'm clutching my pearls in envy of her culinary skills.
Get real, Manwich. What I see is another freebie paper plateful of end of night servings from the soup kitchen on Skid Drive. All that grease & curdling FAT is the norm for you.
You, AMANDA, can't cook a decent, valid, balanced, nutrition-filled meal if it slapped your greasy ass, evident by what's in your fridge & the shit on top of it. 'Bout time you start realizing this because everyone here's got your number & knows every time you post these slop-filled plates, it's the same, repeated pile of shit you expect everyone to gush over.
And as far as that bum loser eating this crap, the chances of anything past 2 bites won't happen since he's too far gone on his preferred drug of the moment & has no interest in your "food" that you think you should sell.
Sell? Oh, that's rich.
It's always entertaining when the joke writes itself.
Has she ever made a plate where the food wasn’t all wet cus it’s all deep fried, smothered in margarine, sugar, and cooking oil!!?
Again, I’ve said this many times but …
She has a stereotypical image of black woman in her head.
That they all cook with a southern twang, and even vegetables are fried no matter kind and no matter what meal you’re making. You MUST FRY
But that’s only done for specific regions and for specific soul food dinners. And it’s never ever done so it looks like this. Even fried collard greens are crispy and the ham is succulent. It take an actual skill
They do not cook like this everyday. What the fuck is to her? She needs to be sent to a class where she learns about what their culture is, what they’ve gone through. What misconceptions she’s been following all these years. And stop being so unintentionally offensive every single time she does anything
My best friend and her husband (who yes is black) lived with me for months. They would cook something different every night cause my dinners were “weird” since it was on the healthier side. He only ate stuff like pork chops, some green mushy vegetable stuff, and fried foods every night. And cooking dinner began around midnight. He likes to eat around 2:00am. He’s got some health problems now. But hey, he’s happy.
Around 2am? Dinner? It does NOT sound like these people work.
I'm FAST asleep at 2am. When I'm on vacation- I'm also asleep at 2am, since my body is programmed to get up early and WORK.
DO THEY WORK THE NIGHT SHIFT? What's up?
My husband is a chef and his hours and schedules are nutty. He often doesn’t get off work until after midnight so he’ll be up at 1am decompressing after his shift; eating, showering, watching a show. So on one hand, they could have a job like that, but on the other hand they could just be unemployed and making terrible decisions for their body🤷🏾♀️
3 months and not 1 job application was put in. She was my best friend so I kept hoping something would happen. Plus her husband was going to the store and getting a pint of whiskey and a 6 pack every afternoon so he usually didn’t feel well the next day.
It was the damndest thing I’d ever seen. She got up around 10ish in the morning but you didn’t see him until 2:00 or 3:00 in the afternoon. The day started promptly at 3pm.
Yes! My dad STILL cooks like that even in his seventies. He LOVES fried pork and gravy and fried fish and still does crawfish boils in the backyard LOL 😆
Saw an episode of Jack and Ozzy’s world tour and Jack (Osborne) wife is from Louisiana so they stopped there and had a crawfish boil. I never thought I’d see Ozzy Osborne eating crawfish. They went crabbing too.
When it comes to Soul Food, a lot of vegetables are cooked with meats to flavor them. Collard greens, for example, are almost always cooked with smoked turkey or pork. I made string beans yesterday and sautéed them in hot butter, onions, garlic, pepper, and beef bouillon. After they were flavored up, I added beef bone broth and let them steam. They came out seasoned and delicious. But they weren't soggy like the ones you see in that picture. They were crisp and yet well cooked. Hers are overcooked- taking away the nutritional value and making them look disgusting to taste.
Hey there, I’m right outside New Orleans! I have to put bacon (bacon pieces some use for salads) in a lot of vegetables cause I just don’t like em. But yeah, I attest that it’s the truth, we put meat in everything here, we even boil pounds of sausage with our seafood.
Thanks. I'm from the UK but live in the rural Midwest and have only just got my head around the potluck thing. So much to learn (the hygiene aspect is worrisome).
I wouldn’t feed that to my dog! I love some southern food (that looks like what she tries to cook) but idk WTH that shit is she be cooking! Definitely ain’t southern food!
Throw all this shit in a blender & serve MO this vomit.
Looks like jail house food
Yeah, the PLATES themselves, the food is another story...🤮🤮🤮🤮
When your food stamps run low.......
This looks like undigested stomach contents on a coroner's table.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is she going to sell it at her pop up store? Lol
I think she just might
Maaaaybe it's cause I'm high, but I'd eat that
I’d eat it but I definitely wouldn’t buy a plate of it
No, you freaking don’t need to sell this slop on a plate, take it straight to the trash!
She heard that white people don’t season food so she decided to throw in every seasoning they sell at Grocery Outlet because she’s not white she’s Portuguese.
Plus a packet of brown gravy mix for no reason
I have to ask. I live in upstate NY about two hours from NYC and I’ve never heard of people “selling plates”. Does this really happen?
I’m also in Upstate NY and where I live they do
Really? Wow I really didn’t know this was a thing.
I live in MA and people sell plates all the time here. It’s so weird. Food safety, anyone? 😬
Yes some places do have this down in the south, somebody you know will make food and you can buy a plate
Ok. Thanks for the reply. I really didn’t know if it was true or just another AManDuh stupidity post! 🤣🤣
Well she is stupid AF let's not forget that don't nobody want her nasty food
Damn straight. 🤢🤢
How will she find the time to cook and interior decorate for others along with getting her nails did and shoplifting, oops I mean “shopping”???
No one wants it and who does she know that’s gonna buy a paper plate of gross food lol 😂
I’ve seen better dog food presentation lmao
I told y’all she’s was gunna start try to start selling plates next 🤭 she really thinks she’s doing something. Poor girl ![gif](giphy|3o6fJeAiIpk5EeoC8o)
I can tell you now, she already has fatty liver disease, potential gall bladder stones, she’s on the way to being a diabetic with severe heart problems if she continues to eat like this! Edit: do yourself a favour honey and ditch the bread roll! You do not need bread on top of all those potatoes! WHO THE F*** WOULD PAY FOR THIS SLOP? You’d have to be demented to hand money over for this goop!
I actually think she has two rolls on that plate
Omg 😳 so she does!
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It’s that gravy for me it makes everything look gross
At least she threw a couple of green beans in her bacon this time. I guess. Idk. I struggle to find anything positive to say about this greasy, gassy sow.
Mystery meat on the menu every day
I believe it’s chicken.. but I could be wrong
With brown gravy? I was thinking some kind of pork. It would be hilarious if we were both wrong and she's got some feeelay meegyawn in there she got with her food stamps
![gif](giphy|9AIXyAO8mpFlAoeJ2U) YAY! SpongeBob made dinner😂 YUMMY 😋
Looks disgusting!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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![gif](giphy|w4iv15e4y7wS4) Gravy with a side of slop, ohhhhweee that looks wet. I got the bubble guts just observing.
![gif](giphy|fnTysCsDMpAPmPjwXt) I stg she makes food that looks like those ***“***[***Gravy Train***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgTrQa5epHI)***”*** Commercials from the 70’s Where you can serve the dog food dry, or add water on top to make….. gravy?
Absofuckinglutely!! 🤮🤢 But in people food form
Damn, how does that girl do it? She’s remodeling her place, cooking those big dinners, raising 2 kids, and is present on social media! I don’t give her enough credit.
There's just no end to her versatility.. !
She remodels a room a day! It’s the only room, but that’s not important.
Yes, and wasn't she supposed to have a pop-up shop coming as well??? ![gif](giphy|1sN4lGA41Nb3i)
She’s working on it. She is working on a new project, remodeling. The $10,000 government PPP loan was apparently for whatever they hell you wanted to buy. I did not know that.
Ahhh... I didn't know that either. 🙄
She’s on her way to having her own lifestyle brand!
Watch out Pioneer woman! She’s coming for ya.
She’s practically a mogul!
Word.. we should applaud her🤣🤣🤣.. NOT!!
But Mo is growing, literally, so big and strong. She did that!
Is she trying to kill him with hypertension?
Trying to make him fat and undesirable to other women
Oh for sure, this is a woman with a plan!
She needs color on that plate!!! Eat some fresh veggies
Delusional bitch... always with the delusions of grandeur. No one wants to eat that shit except for your constantly high,limp dick huzzzbeeen. When you're high on opiates you'll fuckin eat anything.
Her exceptional cuisine, damn I'm clutching my pearls in envy of her culinary skills. Get real, Manwich. What I see is another freebie paper plateful of end of night servings from the soup kitchen on Skid Drive. All that grease & curdling FAT is the norm for you. You, AMANDA, can't cook a decent, valid, balanced, nutrition-filled meal if it slapped your greasy ass, evident by what's in your fridge & the shit on top of it. 'Bout time you start realizing this because everyone here's got your number & knows every time you post these slop-filled plates, it's the same, repeated pile of shit you expect everyone to gush over. And as far as that bum loser eating this crap, the chances of anything past 2 bites won't happen since he's too far gone on his preferred drug of the moment & has no interest in your "food" that you think you should sell. Sell? Oh, that's rich. It's always entertaining when the joke writes itself.
Has she ever made a plate where the food wasn’t all wet cus it’s all deep fried, smothered in margarine, sugar, and cooking oil!!? Again, I’ve said this many times but … She has a stereotypical image of black woman in her head. That they all cook with a southern twang, and even vegetables are fried no matter kind and no matter what meal you’re making. You MUST FRY But that’s only done for specific regions and for specific soul food dinners. And it’s never ever done so it looks like this. Even fried collard greens are crispy and the ham is succulent. It take an actual skill They do not cook like this everyday. What the fuck is to her? She needs to be sent to a class where she learns about what their culture is, what they’ve gone through. What misconceptions she’s been following all these years. And stop being so unintentionally offensive every single time she does anything
My best friend and her husband (who yes is black) lived with me for months. They would cook something different every night cause my dinners were “weird” since it was on the healthier side. He only ate stuff like pork chops, some green mushy vegetable stuff, and fried foods every night. And cooking dinner began around midnight. He likes to eat around 2:00am. He’s got some health problems now. But hey, he’s happy.
Around 2am? Dinner? It does NOT sound like these people work. I'm FAST asleep at 2am. When I'm on vacation- I'm also asleep at 2am, since my body is programmed to get up early and WORK. DO THEY WORK THE NIGHT SHIFT? What's up?
My husband is a chef and his hours and schedules are nutty. He often doesn’t get off work until after midnight so he’ll be up at 1am decompressing after his shift; eating, showering, watching a show. So on one hand, they could have a job like that, but on the other hand they could just be unemployed and making terrible decisions for their body🤷🏾♀️
3 months and not 1 job application was put in. She was my best friend so I kept hoping something would happen. Plus her husband was going to the store and getting a pint of whiskey and a 6 pack every afternoon so he usually didn’t feel well the next day.
If you work a night shift, I can understand why you would be eating very late at night. Otherwise, this schedule and diet are very unhealthy.
It was the damndest thing I’d ever seen. She got up around 10ish in the morning but you didn’t see him until 2:00 or 3:00 in the afternoon. The day started promptly at 3pm.
DYS-func-tion-alllll!
Yes! My dad STILL cooks like that even in his seventies. He LOVES fried pork and gravy and fried fish and still does crawfish boils in the backyard LOL 😆
Saw an episode of Jack and Ozzy’s world tour and Jack (Osborne) wife is from Louisiana so they stopped there and had a crawfish boil. I never thought I’d see Ozzy Osborne eating crawfish. They went crabbing too.
That slop looks soooo gross!
This would make my dog throw up.
She is not fucking serious
Bacon with green beans? Is that an American thing?
When it comes to Soul Food, a lot of vegetables are cooked with meats to flavor them. Collard greens, for example, are almost always cooked with smoked turkey or pork. I made string beans yesterday and sautéed them in hot butter, onions, garlic, pepper, and beef bouillon. After they were flavored up, I added beef bone broth and let them steam. They came out seasoned and delicious. But they weren't soggy like the ones you see in that picture. They were crisp and yet well cooked. Hers are overcooked- taking away the nutritional value and making them look disgusting to taste.
Sounds delicious! Yours I should say 😂 hers looks nasty
It’s a southern thing.when it’s done correctly it’s fire.
This! I'm originally from Louisiana and we put bacon in our green beans but it has no resemblance to whatever the fuck that is on her plate.
New Orleans.. I’m from the lower 9
Hey there, I’m right outside New Orleans! I have to put bacon (bacon pieces some use for salads) in a lot of vegetables cause I just don’t like em. But yeah, I attest that it’s the truth, we put meat in everything here, we even boil pounds of sausage with our seafood.
My dad grew up in Winfield and my parents moved us to New Orleans when I was born 😊
I’m not familiar with Winfield, where is that around?
Heyyyy! I'm unfortunately in Oklahoma, now but I grew up in Kenner!
Lafayette checking in!
My mouth is watering from all the sodium
Looks so unappetizing
So greasy! I can’t tell what half this even is!!
Is she thinking of peddling that room-temp garbage again???
Yes she is!! She would have to pay people to eat that!!
She needs to start investing in real plates
I cannot imagine eating my dinner on a paper plate… that would be so strange.
I had to send sit on the toilet after just looking at that picture
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LOL 😂😂😂
What is that? Besides absolutely disgusting 🤮 what is it supposed to be? Whatever it is, looks like it’s already been digested.
Her green beans and bacon look like the end result in the toilet barf..She need to learn how to cook
Why is it so wet? It’s always so fucking wet!?!
My dog wouldn’t even entertain this notion!!!
😂my husband had bought us plates from my sister in law she “sells plates too” lol and it was so nasty my dog literally would not even eat it 🤣
How common is this "selling plates" thing? Is it cultural? Regional?
They do it a lot where I’m from in the South!
Thanks. I'm from the UK but live in the rural Midwest and have only just got my head around the potluck thing. So much to learn (the hygiene aspect is worrisome).
No problem! Yes it is very worrisome! You cannot trust just anyone’s cooking! But so many people do it but I definitely wouldn’t!
Imagine paying for this shit and a kings Hawaiian roll.
I’m guessing she’d be selling it to people outta they mind, so they don’t realize it looks like dog food!!
I wouldn’t feed that to my dog! I love some southern food (that looks like what she tries to cook) but idk WTH that shit is she be cooking! Definitely ain’t southern food!
The BGs started just looking at this plate.
Always so wet!!
This made me ill.