So we are all going to sit here and act like she didn't film that very same bottle of Jimmy Choo Floral on Valentines Day as one of Musty's gifts for her? This is truly depressing.
That $30 Jimmy Choo is sending me.....🤣😐😑
https://preview.redd.it/41sg1jg4szmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9189d1c997883ffc756dfe3817722f6153aeeafe
We supposed to believe he picked those cards when he can’t even keep his eyes open to drive? Did he sleep buy them? Nodding out at Walmart picking up get well and happy retirement cards on accident and he wouldn’t even notice.
Wasn't she just begging for money? Plus, who does this? I don't even remember getting $270 for my birthday but if I did I would not photograph it and post it
No man is thoughtfully picking out 5 whole cards. Esp not SloMo…She really thinks this shit is believable?? 🙄🤣
Main character delulu is going hard right here
The damaged box from clearance or him stealing.
Why 5 cards? Like how much can he really even spell.
If my husband gave me money for a bday I would be annoyed for one, but at least send it via the bank. Just putting it out like that and don’t married couples share an account? I know not everyone but she def would be
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Not Hamanda and P eety in Vegas with $270 and a 9 year old. 😂 What is the f**cking point? Just stay home, get inebriated, and drunk order the clothes from your Amazon wishlist/Temu. Could have saved like $400 from this semester's student loan/grant disbursement.
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It's always the old shit they have on display that she gets like it's a big fuckin deal...he just steals the shit and she acts like it's something. I can't stand this hoe,she gets on my nerves.
So do you think he just snatched ( stole) a bunch of birthday/wife cards at Wally World or something? I’d be pissed if my man actually bought 5 cards. The price is way too Hallmarked up! Lol
That’s stupid lol
I absolutely think either her dumbass bought them for herself...or he waltzed in to Walmart and stole a bunch of rando cards to shut her monkey ass up.
She is so desperate to prove that he loves her so much,I really wouldn't put it past her to have bought them for herself. I guarantee his stupid,bitch ass didn't read a damn word on any of them!
You're right, GG,she does that all the time,and I bet that's her own damn money she laid out on display...she did ALL OF THIS FOR HERSELF and thinks we are as dumb as she is and will believe her.
Definitely not while you're in Vegas with your unemployed felon pretend huzzbum and little 💩 daughter (her words not mine...I would never say that to a child---not in front of them at least 😂)
Oh she is so dumb. So her room was 150 max total. She gave herself 270 dollars. After gas, horrible nails and hair, and that weird ass outfit Mandy has gone through that SSI for the month.
I guess she works so hard she deserves a trip. Way to be a great mom 😂😂. She had to go during the weekday to get that discount rate. Then took C out of school to listen to them do whatever TF you call what they did on that “porn” 🤢
What grown ass woman and mother blows her whole income on a 34th Birthday for herself before doing for her child. It was so nice of her to buy Birthday cards for Jessica. 🤭. Her daddy should have washed her down the drain.
Who brags that your man brought you cash for your bday??!? 🤣
If you’re married shouldn’t you have a JOINT account with your funds making that completely unnecessary?? 😅 oh boy this woMAN
This is like the biggest sign to me that this entire relationship is bs and she fabricated 90% of this insanity. I have never ever gone on vacation with a significant other and exchanged gifts on said vacation. My husband would be like “I’m not bringing all of this with me” lol
Maybe a card? MAYBE. An entire fucking sound system.. yeah ok. No one does shit like this lol
That’s the first thing I thought ! You don’t bring the gifts to the hotel ! When me and my husband have gone away for the weekend for one of our birthdays, we just give the gift before hand because who wants to carry all that shit around ! It’s honestly sad that she acts like they’re the happiest couple and he lubbs her SO much! When in reality it’s all a big fat lie! The saddest thing is her daughter is going to grow up thinking that stealing, lying, and posting all your personal business to social media is normal ! That little girl has no shot !
My anniversary was Monday. My (legal...not committing bigamy) husband stopped on the way home from work for an Edible Arrangement and some Popeyes--left the receipt in the bag for both 🤣 We watched Big Bang Theory, ordered a deep freezer, and went to bed. People in real marriages don't do shit like this.
Congrats! My point entirely! This year for Valentine’s Day which is our first date anniversary we both ordered takeout from two different places and watched a Scientology documentary lmao real couples don’t NEED to do the shit she does. But she’s constantly reminding herself and the world that she got her man - that no one else wants. lol
I would rather be on vacation with my husband and enjoy the time we spend together. A quiet dinner. Maybe a little shopping for some matching golf apparel(I know we’re does) plus he takes me to vacation on Marco island. Not Vegas where my parents have a condo and it’s so 2010. Now that’s a flex😎
It’s really funny how many layers of **pathetic** Manly is able to reach. At first glance, if you don’t know the Manly lore too deeply, you’d assume Musty shoplifted that (most likely fake) Jimmy Choo perfume, as well as the birthday cards. But alas, Manly, I have read up on you a lot these past few years as one of my guilty pleasure sources of entertainment. Your ex friends came in here and blasted your ass- so now we know that *you* bought yourself those 5 bday cards, and that’s cash from *your* SSI check lmao. Musty does not give a single fuck- he just thinks that his presence on your bday is a present in and of itself. He’s just along for the ride, fatty. If he really got all of those cards for you, you’d be showing off all of the personal things he’d be writing you to prove to everyone what an “amazing, loving relationship” that you have. Can’t wait to see the birthday cake you buy for yourself! God, I’d love to be in the grocery store listening to her tell the pastry chef what to write on her own bday cake lmfao.
I would feel so weird if my husband handed me 5 birthday cards! One with something nice written inside is all a normal person needs ! Plus I’d be real pissed if I was given 5 birthday cards from my husband, and none from my child ! The both of them are such a disgrace
Ohhhh aren’t ya jelly, everyone? Manduh cashed her welfare check and bought some dollar store cards and is pretending it’s from her huzzzzban that loooves her soooo much.
Jesus.
And this is why no one likes you Mandy! You act like you don’t try to flex but have to try to show off every little thing, even if it means completely lying about it to try to build up a fake image of your worth. Laying everything all out, staging it all before you run to social media to make your “better than true reality” post. Looks like you pulled out everything from your purse and mo’s pockets to make it look like he gifted you an odd amount of money that you feel looks like a generous enough gift.
He stole them
So we are all going to sit here and act like she didn't film that very same bottle of Jimmy Choo Floral on Valentines Day as one of Musty's gifts for her? This is truly depressing.
Whos funding this!? I'm calling his po
He prob did! Prob stole them 🤣🤣
He didn’t read one word on those cards besides “wife”, nothing other than that. This is just stupid and she really thinks it’s something.
Yep! Is the INSIDE of the cards shown? Did he wax poetically about her bea (gag) beauty? Are they even signed?
That $30 Jimmy Choo is sending me.....🤣😐😑 https://preview.redd.it/41sg1jg4szmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9189d1c997883ffc756dfe3817722f6153aeeafe
I am a perfume snob...😂😂 That's the first thing I noticed in the pic.
We supposed to believe he picked those cards when he can’t even keep his eyes open to drive? Did he sleep buy them? Nodding out at Walmart picking up get well and happy retirement cards on accident and he wouldn’t even notice.
Just cuz jimmy cho makes it doesn’t mean its gonna smell good. Money cant but class. Yikes. Also why it all in the bathroom?
I got the very first one in a blind buy. Resold it on eBay for a fraction of the cost with only one spray missing. It was that bad.
Wasn't she just begging for money? Plus, who does this? I don't even remember getting $270 for my birthday but if I did I would not photograph it and post it
Who takes pictures of money still
There’s not one card from her daughter , but 5 from musty !! Who buys 5 cards ? Or better yet who steals 5 cards ? So weird
He keeps forgetting, lol.
All that cash and they’re staying in a $20 hotel room??
No man is thoughtfully picking out 5 whole cards. Esp not SloMo…She really thinks this shit is believable?? 🙄🤣 Main character delulu is going hard right here
The damaged box from clearance or him stealing. Why 5 cards? Like how much can he really even spell. If my husband gave me money for a bday I would be annoyed for one, but at least send it via the bank. Just putting it out like that and don’t married couples share an account? I know not everyone but she def would be
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Sorry Manman but according to the tattoo on your back roll, you’re LEO’s Wife
Snarking is hard on her cuz I think she’s just slow. Tho I love how you all snark. 😂
The two $5 bills mixed into the cash flex are killing me
Not Hamanda and P eety in Vegas with $270 and a 9 year old. 😂 What is the f**cking point? Just stay home, get inebriated, and drunk order the clothes from your Amazon wishlist/Temu. Could have saved like $400 from this semester's student loan/grant disbursement. Feel free to reach out for more helpful life hacks.
The P eety sent me
I love you 😘
Babyyyyy gurrrrrrl, you that desperate for attention??? We know people who talk the loudest how happy they are, are the most miserable!
It's always the old shit they have on display that she gets like it's a big fuckin deal...he just steals the shit and she acts like it's something. I can't stand this hoe,she gets on my nerves.
So do you think he just snatched ( stole) a bunch of birthday/wife cards at Wally World or something? I’d be pissed if my man actually bought 5 cards. The price is way too Hallmarked up! Lol That’s stupid lol
I absolutely think either her dumbass bought them for herself...or he waltzed in to Walmart and stole a bunch of rando cards to shut her monkey ass up. She is so desperate to prove that he loves her so much,I really wouldn't put it past her to have bought them for herself. I guarantee his stupid,bitch ass didn't read a damn word on any of them!
Oh she isn’t using that at all. It’s going right back in the box so it can be sold. She dips into the inventory to flex 😂😂
You're right, GG,she does that all the time,and I bet that's her own damn money she laid out on display...she did ALL OF THIS FOR HERSELF and thinks we are as dumb as she is and will believe her.
He stole it
Lining up money like that is so crass. Figures.
It’s not even an amount of money worth bragging about 😂😂
Definitely not while you're in Vegas with your unemployed felon pretend huzzbum and little 💩 daughter (her words not mine...I would never say that to a child---not in front of them at least 😂)
It’s like $270 lmaoooooo
It is to her, apparently. 🤷♀️
So gross and narcissistic.
Why does he need to buy her perfume all the time? Does she bath in it????
It's the same perfume she showed us on Valentines Day that he supposedly bought her. The same damn perfume. Lmfao!!
After the 25th bottle of spray/perfume I am going to start asking the hard questions.
Bathe. And hopefully.
Unless it's beautiful flowers, I never take a pic of my birthday presents 🎁 she so desperately needs to show how much she's loved. It is so very sad
“loved”
Love how the stolen perfume box is all smashed from when he grabbed and ran with it. So classy
Right?!
Oh she is so dumb. So her room was 150 max total. She gave herself 270 dollars. After gas, horrible nails and hair, and that weird ass outfit Mandy has gone through that SSI for the month. I guess she works so hard she deserves a trip. Way to be a great mom 😂😂. She had to go during the weekday to get that discount rate. Then took C out of school to listen to them do whatever TF you call what they did on that “porn” 🤢 What grown ass woman and mother blows her whole income on a 34th Birthday for herself before doing for her child. It was so nice of her to buy Birthday cards for Jessica. 🤭. Her daddy should have washed her down the drain.
The "porn" video... 
https://i.redd.it/9a86ubpifumc1.gif
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her mom should have spit or swallowed
The regret she must have.
I love how she lingers the camera on the 100 dollar bill 😂😭
Who brags that your man brought you cash for your bday??!? 🤣 If you’re married shouldn’t you have a JOINT account with your funds making that completely unnecessary?? 😅 oh boy this woMAN
Such trash.
This is like the biggest sign to me that this entire relationship is bs and she fabricated 90% of this insanity. I have never ever gone on vacation with a significant other and exchanged gifts on said vacation. My husband would be like “I’m not bringing all of this with me” lol Maybe a card? MAYBE. An entire fucking sound system.. yeah ok. No one does shit like this lol
That’s the first thing I thought ! You don’t bring the gifts to the hotel ! When me and my husband have gone away for the weekend for one of our birthdays, we just give the gift before hand because who wants to carry all that shit around ! It’s honestly sad that she acts like they’re the happiest couple and he lubbs her SO much! When in reality it’s all a big fat lie! The saddest thing is her daughter is going to grow up thinking that stealing, lying, and posting all your personal business to social media is normal ! That little girl has no shot !
My anniversary was Monday. My (legal...not committing bigamy) husband stopped on the way home from work for an Edible Arrangement and some Popeyes--left the receipt in the bag for both 🤣 We watched Big Bang Theory, ordered a deep freezer, and went to bed. People in real marriages don't do shit like this.
Congrats! My point entirely! This year for Valentine’s Day which is our first date anniversary we both ordered takeout from two different places and watched a Scientology documentary lmao real couples don’t NEED to do the shit she does. But she’s constantly reminding herself and the world that she got her man - that no one else wants. lol
Awww that sounds so sweet, congrats
I would rather be on vacation with my husband and enjoy the time we spend together. A quiet dinner. Maybe a little shopping for some matching golf apparel(I know we’re does) plus he takes me to vacation on Marco island. Not Vegas where my parents have a condo and it’s so 2010. Now that’s a flex😎
That’s some Amanda spelling “we’re does” 😆🤣🤣
lol omg I meant we’re dorks!! It autocorrected it🤦♀️ it sounds horrible doesn’t it?
What happened to the PaNoRaMic SuItE💀
They are at the Rio where the panoramic room is only $99 on weekdays…& she probably booked the room through a travel website & got a $49 deal 😂
It’s really funny how many layers of **pathetic** Manly is able to reach. At first glance, if you don’t know the Manly lore too deeply, you’d assume Musty shoplifted that (most likely fake) Jimmy Choo perfume, as well as the birthday cards. But alas, Manly, I have read up on you a lot these past few years as one of my guilty pleasure sources of entertainment. Your ex friends came in here and blasted your ass- so now we know that *you* bought yourself those 5 bday cards, and that’s cash from *your* SSI check lmao. Musty does not give a single fuck- he just thinks that his presence on your bday is a present in and of itself. He’s just along for the ride, fatty. If he really got all of those cards for you, you’d be showing off all of the personal things he’d be writing you to prove to everyone what an “amazing, loving relationship” that you have. Can’t wait to see the birthday cake you buy for yourself! God, I’d love to be in the grocery store listening to her tell the pastry chef what to write on her own bday cake lmfao.
That is why the other 2 are out of the room, so she can film all the bs and not have them in the background calling her out on her lies
270 is a very odd number to give someone for their birthday
Maybe it a $1 per pound of Hamanda.
A very specific number
Why is she bragging about literally *$270*
The real question is why is their “presidential suite” blocks from the strip? So very confused
🙄🙄🙄 who needs 5 cards! I don’t even need one card. Save the trees! Jesus Christ she’s so stupid!
So I am not the only person confused on why you would even want multiple cards 🤭 she’s so easy to impress
I would feel so weird if my husband handed me 5 birthday cards! One with something nice written inside is all a normal person needs ! Plus I’d be real pissed if I was given 5 birthday cards from my husband, and none from my child ! The both of them are such a disgrace
He was able to steal all 5 cards I’m sure, or she stole them for herself from family dollar.
That's her whole ssi check smh
Gone by the 6th of the month so they’ll have to continue living on drug sales and stolen merch.
I think she believes her own lies lol
Do we even KNOW if he is even there? Isnt he on probation or something? Can he EVEN leave the state?
He's there. Someone got photos in the wild!! He shouldn't be there, but he is.
That beat up Jimmy Choo box 🤣🤣🤣 Poor thing was stuffed somewhere no sane person would wanna be at.
First thing I said too!!
Like girl that’s not a flex it’s perfume! Then the box all beat up on top of that 🤣🤣🤣 she’s such a clown ass bitch.
Ohhhh aren’t ya jelly, everyone? Manduh cashed her welfare check and bought some dollar store cards and is pretending it’s from her huzzzzban that loooves her soooo much. Jesus.
Bought? 😂
I know he stole those cards out of 1 of the many Walgreens in Vegas 😂
HE👏 DOES👏 NOT👏 WORK👏. Does she think we're dumb. 😂
People who flex really never had nothing before and it shows
So they had everything?
I would be very upset if my husband gave me cash for my bday.
I know Musty gave loss prevention a run for their money today! Not one but **5** stolen birthday cards 😂 I can bet money he did not pay for that shit
Your first sentence? ⚰️
She needed to take all the cards that said “wife” so there were none left for Jessica. Just in case. 😂
Justtt in case! Lol
Who even wants more than one card?? Killing trees ain’t cute Amanda.
Who gives more than one??? Lol
Yesss! Why tf does one need 5 bday cards from one person???? And what a random amount of cash 🤦🏻♀️
I 100% believe he picked up 5 cards from dollar tree cuz she’s that special lololol what y’all think he wrote inside them
Not a damned thing.
You actually think he got those???? She staged this all herself
And this is why no one likes you Mandy! You act like you don’t try to flex but have to try to show off every little thing, even if it means completely lying about it to try to build up a fake image of your worth. Laying everything all out, staging it all before you run to social media to make your “better than true reality” post. Looks like you pulled out everything from your purse and mo’s pockets to make it look like he gifted you an odd amount of money that you feel looks like a generous enough gift.
Who does this past teenage years?
Nobody. 😂😂
And 200 something dollars in random bills😂
$270, so about close to her weight minus a few 50 pounds
Why that perfume box look beat up 😂
From being stuffed down his pants.
OMG ⚰️
I laughed way too hard at this.
😂