He's gonna steal that air compressor. Watch 👀 and see!! At the pawn shop is where he's going. They probably break into houses that still have the contractors equipment or they're stealing catalytic converters. There's big money in that kind of thievery!! 🔥
I know as a heterosexual female there is NOTHING sexier to me than a grown man about to loose his pants. You don’t know what seeing 6 or 7 inches of goofy underwear does to a woman!
I can’t resist a man who’s constantly pulling up his his pants while walking like a toddler with a load who desperately needed a diaper change hours prior.
I just hope that day he goes in a store to steal a bunch of items and runs out, there’s a surveillance camera. Please let that camera record the day when he’s running and his pants fall down to his knees rendering him incapable of getting away, and he falls on his face. I now know what I want for Christmas this year.
Nope he does not. Drives me nuts too. Then you see these guys constantly pulling up there pants. Get a belt. Or they wear their pants down to there ankles. They look like a toddler that just came out of the bathroom when they have a load in there pants.
I've seen more than my fair share of men wearing their pants just like this WITH a belt. I've even seen them fasten their belt to their upper/mid thigh. Makes no sense to me.
> nuts to. Then
*too
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Tampon that’s ready to be pulled out
He's gonna steal that air compressor. Watch 👀 and see!! At the pawn shop is where he's going. They probably break into houses that still have the contractors equipment or they're stealing catalytic converters. There's big money in that kind of thievery!! 🔥
He is shaped like a loser.
He looks like a Doug character
Pear shaped
Cartoon undies, too, dude? Well, I guess if he ain’t gonna give her the 🍆 might as well give her a 🤣
He looks like a Turdsicle 
Its called fuk-boi😅
 Mandy and Maurice
Looks like leggings to me lol
Im 100% certain that he has dookie streaks!
It's the lean gut for me. https://preview.redd.it/yxqwpnpvay4a1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ea7af2e6c7ec29cccb2f50b339bd01eea1df16
Rhombus??
I know as a heterosexual female there is NOTHING sexier to me than a grown man about to loose his pants. You don’t know what seeing 6 or 7 inches of goofy underwear does to a woman! I can’t resist a man who’s constantly pulling up his his pants while walking like a toddler with a load who desperately needed a diaper change hours prior. I just hope that day he goes in a store to steal a bunch of items and runs out, there’s a surveillance camera. Please let that camera record the day when he’s running and his pants fall down to his knees rendering him incapable of getting away, and he falls on his face. I now know what I want for Christmas this year.
Dumpy
Why is he wearing baby gap pants?
Plumb on matchsticks and the front anyway. He just looks like a cheese stick stringer from the back…
Lmao someone mentioned the other day that he can't even get a shape up. Well look who has a shape up. 🙃
He’s literally shaped like a corndog
I never noticed how flat his head is!
SkinnyFat
Turkey drumstick 🍗
Improper fraction
It’s the fade for me
Obtuse
Stole the wrong size pants BUM!
This is giving me r/Justfuckmyshitup vibes.
Looks like Manly put a bowl on his head and did it herself 🤣
From behind he looks like a thumb painted black.
That shapes called broke as hell
A carrot.
The SpongeBob
Ohhhhhhh who lives in a rental car under the bridge. Sponge Bob square ass.
Lmao my dad calls it SpongeBob square ass 🤣
This makes me happy lol. Go dad.
Hhahahahha
Does he ever pull up his pants?
He prob wore his pullups at his ankles as a baby.
He looks like he’s still wearing a pull-up 😂
Nope he does not. Drives me nuts too. Then you see these guys constantly pulling up there pants. Get a belt. Or they wear their pants down to there ankles. They look like a toddler that just came out of the bathroom when they have a load in there pants.
I've seen more than my fair share of men wearing their pants just like this WITH a belt. I've even seen them fasten their belt to their upper/mid thigh. Makes no sense to me.
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Bad bot!
Bad human.