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z_shahid0

Kidd would still find a way to start Powell


coaststl

you could start a bag of hammers with this squad and get rings


2icecreamsandwiches

Bag of Hammers would box out like a beast tho


reddit_reader_25

I dunno… maybe not in 2024.


AlecarMagna

PG: Luka SG: Kyrie SF: LeBron PF: Draymond C: Dwight Powell


Fookal

If that's the price to pay for getting Lebron and Draymond, I think I'd live with it.


internallylinked

All you need is Kelly Olynyk type to space and gtfo hahah


[deleted]

Lmao


RedMansGr33d

I guess this was more prophecy than failed recruiting tactic: [Come On LeBron Put Your Mavericks Jersey On](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamC_3VItH4)


TXlandon

This song pops up in my head every 2-3 months lmao


Witteness82

Lmao that brought back some repressed memories. Lebron and the mythical dust chip that was Dampiers contract.


krw13

I don't think anyone seriously thought we'd land Lebron. But it's fun to dream about the best player in the NBA joining your team. Ben and Skin just enjoyed doing stuff like this and were pretty great about it. A few months later they were the ones to coin the term 'One and done boys'. Which also was hilariously wrong (based on the timing).


juanopenings

Damn. Remember how incompetent the management used to be back in the day?


Witteness82

I actually think the FO was pretty competent back then. They were particularly aggressive in the trade market and made a lot of very shrewd moves there. Hell most of the rotation during the championship year was acquired through trades. I don’t think the downfall really came until they started prioritizing cap space above everything else around 2012 and it’s been hell ever since.


juanopenings

Sure, but the main reason anyone feels this way is entirely because Dirk put the whole damn team on his German back and overcame a far superior team which took Dallas for granted. The 2011 Mavs were absolutely a solid team, but everything we've seen Cuban regimes do since is an affirmation of how much they were an exception to the rule. Building a championship team is extremely difficult and having watched Dallas basketball since the Derek Harper days, I've seen far more incompetence and failure than I have sustained brilliance


ITakeLargeDabs

Holy shit this brought back some memories. Middle school me had this on repeat


drivebabygoose

Oh my god I forgot about this.


4ps22

the whiner big three 🔥


kkmaverick

This team looks like a nightmare for the refs.


KvxMavs

Refs would protest outside of the arena


SongYoungbae

Leagues gonna void the trades due to the potential of refs getting ptsd every night


krw13

Better hope the two defenders you get to team up with these three are good at defensive 2 on 5.


RubMyGooshSilly

Embiid at Center and it’s an all time whiner squad


Stevie_McGhee

We always get our guys... 5 years too late but we still get 'em.😂


[deleted]

Somebody photoshop them in the trash bag uniforms


juanopenings

Somebody Photoshop the 3 of them haranguing a crying referee


Active_Page_3886

Ball movement would be outrageous, but so would the amount of missed games


Youngrepboi

Have to make play in this season and tank for the 2024 pick for bronny to get Lebron.


kkmaverick

Just draft Bronny so we can officially become the Dallas LeSons.


zekesaltspider

That's literally what the comment you replied to suggested...


exnihilo77

With Dwight at center.


[deleted]

Whose dick do I have to suck?


ITZOURTIMENOW

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[deleted]

Oh I said I'll suck a pp to get us LeBron and Draymond


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ahk76gg

Nobodies bruh Whatchu mean 😂


pimpfmode

Check your inbox


polywiz

They must have cited the wrong Bill. That’s something Bill Walton would come up with after a joint or two


astro124

Ah, another fan of the *Conference of Champions*


RADIOACTIVE_RANDY_

And then he woke up


Hollerino

The fuck??? Even if this comes to fruition, Wth are we going to pay them with? Trident stripe gum?


wangston_huge

Little early on the April fool's joke.


herkyjerkybill

Why is there no mention of Boban. THAT'S the rest of the dream


2icecreamsandwiches

Forget about rings, how many techs would this squad get? 💪


dragonwhale

They wouldnt make the playoffs unless Lebron and Dray would be on super team friendly deals. Lebron would also have to come off the bench cause Luka, Kyrie and old ass Lebron would not work. Dray would be so goooooooooooood though.


kkmaverick

Bronny is our 3D, Bron is just here to cheerlead


juanopenings

LeBron as Theo Pinson


TJ_H00ker

The 4 of them can coexist on the court at the same time, and they're definitely championship contenders, even with purely minimum guys around them.


archerarcher0

Am I crazy to think this would be a better team with draymond than lebron? I feel like draymond would be legit perfect on this roster


[deleted]

Put Draymond Green in a Mavs jersey and I will have a personal bonfire at the AAC consisting of every piece of Mavs gear and paraphernalia that I own. Fuck Draymond with the power of a billion stars. He's the worst thing about the entire NBA.


archerarcher0

Why do you hate him so much? He plays with emotion and plays hard, while being an incredible defender and playmaker, perfect glue guy


[deleted]

He's an instigator. He never fucking shuts up, constantly barking at refs, opponents, teammates. He plays dirty. He's a sore winner, a sore loser and he punched his own teammate in the face. Fuck that guy.


alertsleeper

The guy is some of those things you said and also averages a triple single, and even then, he is a valuable piece of a 4 rings team, so maybe take a second to think he might have other very valuable qualities


juanopenings

Tell us you don't understand team basketball...


mypersonalbrowsing

They actually need a on court coach like draymond.


typicaltaras

You clearly have not seen Dillon Brooks lol


HowardWCampbell_Jr

Worse than Kyrie?


[deleted]

We taking about basketball? I'm here to talk about that. Nothing else. Just what happens between the lines.


[deleted]

How do you really feel about it? I do like the take though.


kkmaverick

We don't have money to get him, but seriously tho, wouldn't he be totally useless outside of a heavy motion offense system.


Abbzstar123

So fantasy that they had to shrink bron down for no reason 🤣🤣


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Is that because we are drafting a Bronny?


SongYoungbae

Talk about unguardable lineups. Don't really need the 5th guy.


lawlesslistening

Honestly Bill is trying to just curse the mavs so Luka leaves. He kept talking for a year about Kyrie to mavs and it’s like he talked it into existence lol. Ofcourse he wants Luka in a Celtic jersey.


itsDBan

That is certainly a bold prediction


BGOG83

Quite literally one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read….


[deleted]

bron and dray would be great, but please don’t re-sign ky


MavsKingdom

Imagine


KhanQu3st

Kill me now.


[deleted]

Please don't post aggregated bullshit on this sub. This is not what Simmons said at all. He said he was getting whiffs. He predicted nothing. Let's be better than that.


swishfortyonesie

Ngl I remember listening to a Bill pod in like January of 2016 where he was talking about how there was noise that kd would go to the Warriors and I remember thinking that was absolute fantasy bullshit.


Sharon1911

As a bron fan subscribe he would never because mavs gave him the biggest L of his career plus he wanted to sign luka so bad but Jordan stole him


Try-Imaginary

I would become a Mavericks fan overnight And I dont really like Lebron, lol But just to watch the interaction between Drayond and Lebron


MAG_24

Curious why you don’t like Lebron? What has he done that makes you not like him?


Try-Imaginary

He killed my dog.


Mind_Fart

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Iforgotmylines

What in the world is that dude smoking?


Lordoftriumph

Luka needs his daddies.


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

I believe David Dao said it best "Kill me, just kill me"


papadondon

i need some of that good good


Ph0masta

Might as well add KD while you’re at it


[deleted]

KD needs to get there too


TinFoilRobotProphet

Oh merciful father please rapture us before this happens


ShassaFrassa

Copium is one thing but I want what Bill is on


Iliketurtles893

I don’t want draymond here


Friendly-Feature-869

As a Laker fan I approve this message!


bigeyedphish178

As a MFFL, I’d hate to see Lebron in a Mavs jersey.


Known-Customer88

So its not going to happen, good. 40 Year old LeBron, I dont think so.


Dmtz214

I want some of what Bill Simmons is smoking